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>/jp/

>> No.7488666

/jp/ on the left and non-4chan user on the right.

>> No.7488667

actually I jack off to both 2d and 3d porn, what now?

>> No.7488671
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7488671

>Has more gigabytes of Cartoon porn than friends

Only accurate thing in the entire picture.

>> No.7488672

Holy shit, this one isn't even exaggerated, everything applies to me.

>> No.7488674

>>7488659
>calls women whores and thinks they're after his money

He's right.

>> No.7488675

>married with kids
Divorced and sued all his money for that kids (or rather their mother) until they all became 18.
When taken divorce statistic and family laws in account, certainly not worth it.

>> No.7488696

Pretty accurate but I don't have any money.

>> No.7488703

>Has more gigabytes of Cartoon porn than friends
But I don't save any porn. If I want to fap, I'll just look online.

>> No.7488716

OP's just jelly of our lifestyle.

>> No.7488723

>>7488703
And how does that change the fact that you're a despicable loser?

>> No.7488729

Atleast I don't look like a twat.

>> No.7488732

I can't believe how accurate this is.

I'm actually the neckbeard in the picture, too.

>> No.7488740

Everything is accurate about me on the left except the picture. I'm underweight rather than fat. I'll die from hunger before heart disease.

>> No.7488742

its all my fault. i have been spamming /b/ and telling people to lurk jp.

>> No.7488753

--despite apparently being successful, spends all his time making shitty pictures in MS Paint in which he tries to rationalise his retarded normalfag life by making himself seem superior compared to a strawman nerd

>> No.7488749

>Will die from heart disease in mid-30's
Everything but this is is accurate.

>Spends all day on 4chan
gee I wonder which one is OP

>> No.7488761
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7488761

so much mad itt

>> No.7488773

>>7488761
/jp/ on the right and his parents on the left.

>> No.7488778

These troll images are always half wrong for some reason.

>> No.7488782

Is it a problem that I'm a virgin? Does it bother you? WILL IT KILL YOU?!

>> No.7488785

why the hell would you want a family and kids?

>> No.7488792

So is the guy who is married and has kids a virgin or not? I mean he could have adopted them for all we know. Or artificially inseminated them.

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7488793

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7488817

>loving family
>he doesn't know his wife is cheating on him with 3+ other dudes

>> No.7488830
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7488830

>HE BELIEVES I TRULY LOVE HIM

>> No.7488832

>>7488785
Basic instinct of procreation. Do you honestly have to ask?

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7488833

>>7488817
>Doesn't realize he likes to watch

>> No.7488842

>>7488659
This couldn't be more wrong. You can be everything on the right and still fap.
Anyway Good job explaining yourself on the left there OP.
Sad your a looser that will never recover become the right?

>> No.7488864

>>7488832
Reproduction isn't the only way to procreate. Assuming Genghis Khan had never had sex, he still would've shaped the future far more than damn near anyone that's ever had kids. Would you really say that what Genghis Khan did with his army is less interesting/desirable than what he did with his cock?

>> No.7488878

>>7488842
>This couldn't be more wrong. You can be everything on the right and still fap.

You can't, actually.

>Married with kids

Basically, translated as:
>Married, wife keeps his dick in a Mason jar under the sink

>> No.7488917

The guy on the right could have a great life if he hadn't made the dumb mistake of getting married.

The guy on the left can still have an enjoyable life.

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