/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Oh Japan, why?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-13598607

[Anonymous No.]

That's actually pretty neat.

[Anonymous No.]

They knew that scientific fact "Such low level radiation make me cancer about 20~40 years. Well,I'll dead before that. and I am veteran.We must go."

[Anonymous No.]

Age gap solved.

No need to import so many gaijin workers now.

Kill many birds with one stone. A new yasukuni shrine will be built in their honor.

Sonnō jōi! Your sacrifice will never be forgotten!

[Anonymous No.]

I thought that said prisoners. Kind of disappointed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7488463
I thought it said retard engineers. I was also disappointed.

[Anonymous No.]

Now I kind of want to see a squad of old geezers in HAL exoskeletons.

[Anonymous No.]

Because the elders in Japan are far more productive than you think.
They know their time's almost up and want to help their country be safe for their grandchildren or somethin'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7488455
;_;

[Anonymous No.]

Japanese old people are quite awesome.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-11258071
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-10809128
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-10848254

[Anonymous No.]

Dumb gaijins wouldn't understand this heroic sacrifice of people from the sacred Japanese land.

[Nitori's Faceless !FRIENDgj1s No.]

>>7488920
even in death, they provide for their families

[Anonymous No.]

>>7488920
You can't really blame that on the dead people.

[Anonymous No.]

This could never happen in a "multicultural" society.

Only when the society is one big (albeit sometimes dysfunctional) family could such inspiring selflessness happen.

Nippon Banzai

[Anonymous No.]

I love that passion, that drive. That humility and self sacrifice.

Fuck yeah, Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7488463
This is actually a brilliant idea. Put those convicts to good use! Send the violent criminals into the plants with buckets and mops or whatever shitty equipment TEPCO can scrounge up and let them do the work!

This should be standard protocol everywhere, let felons do dangerous work that is life-threatening. Let's say, for every year's dose of radioactivity they endure, they get 6 months off their sentence, to a maximum release reduction to 5 years from now.

[Anonymous No.]

Never let Japan be filled with foreigners. Whenever I am over there I hate seeing rude gaijin.

Africans begging for money in the street, even Japanese homeless have more pride than that.

Africans trying to drag you into stores to buy overpriced goods in Shinjuku like it's some sort of shady bazaar.

Gaijin sit on area of train for elderly and disabled and do not care. Gaijin set their luggage in seat and make old lady stand up.

Gaijin do PDA on train and speak noisily on cell phone

Keep gaijin out of Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7488975
Enjoy your super villains.

[Anonymous No.]

>Gaijin do PDA on train
What's wrong with PDA on train?

教えてください。

[Anonymous No.]

>>7488980
>>7488975
>>7488959
>>7488455
I smell Jap/Tai
And it smells like rotten fish.

[Anonymous No.]

I was disappointed by the kamikaze comparison at the end. I was thinking something more along the lines of that movie where a team of retired astronauts went up to blow up a dooms day asteroid. The name of the movie completely escapes me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7488985
Joke's on them, they won't last 5 years. >:3

Their bone marrow will be long destroyed by then. But all the outcomes from such an arrangement will be beneficial for Japan and Japanese people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7488975

IT SAYS PENSIONERES NOT PRISONERS, YOU FUCKING RETARD.

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>>7488991

Knowing how Japan is. The criminals will probably WANT to help out knowing the situation they're in. This is a chance for redemption..in the eyes of the Japanese. This would happen nowhere else.

Even the criminals have honour in Japan.

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>>7488998
Ahem.

If you will direct your judgemental gaze at the post my post originally pointed to:
>>7488463

You will see that it was referring to a tongue-in-cheek joke that while not in official consideration, nevertheless presents as a brilliant solution. Serendipity. Brilliance is often accidental.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7488991
>600px-Lionsmilie.png
>But
>>:3
Nigga, you slippin'

[Anonymous No.]

>>7489011
Beg your pardon?

And don't you get banned for using the "N" word in /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7488987

Low class disgust and unbecoming of proper woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7489018
But PDA is just like laptop right? They're only clicking on a small computer? What is disruptive or unbecoming about that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7488990
Armageddeon
1997 Bruce Willis

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>>7488959
I was about to say the same thing. It's no coincidence that throughout history the most functional nations have also been some of the most homogenous. And as a westerner who's spent time in Japan I'm pretty jealous of how well they have coped with modernization while not bastardizing their culture and values to accommodate third world dipshits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7489028
Yamada confirmed for real life Bruce Willis

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>7489037
>I'm pretty jealous of how well they have coped with modernization while not bastardizing their culture and values to accommodate third world dipshits.

That's pretty easy to do when you're a racially homogeneous civilization. It's when you have to cater to mexicans, arabs, and such that you either wash your own culture down the toilet or tell them to go somewhere else with their horse shit.

[Anonymous No.]

WHY IS PDA BAD ON CHIKATETSU DASE YO KONO YARO

[Anonymous No.]

>>7488980
>Gaijin
>Africans

I found this humorous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7489022

public display of ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>7489120
Oh yeah! I completely forgot PDA was like bakappuru and stuff like that. Ok, got it. But lots of young Japanese kids do that too nowadays.

I mean there's a difference between snogging like dogs in heat and hugging each other gently as the train moves. That distinction should be recognized and appreciated.

That young Japanese are finding love with one another and living joyful lives should be a source of national pride, so long as they keep it respectful and dignified.

Unfortunately, there are many who want to slap young people for even looking at each other affectionately, and going that far is simply repressive and outdated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7489133

I thought you were trolling me. lol I'm fine with kids making out with parks, but seeing army brats all going at it on a train disgusts me. Time and place kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7489145
army brats? You mean JDF recruits? Is there a pattern of certain specific young persons who commit intolerable PDAs? Here, allow me the honor of pouring you a さかずき of sake and enlighten us with this tale.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7489166

When I see young gaijin offspring over there without parents I assume they are army brats.

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>>7489172
Well there are probably some JET, some tourists as well. It is true though, that any kind of PDA involving gaijin would be infuriating. There never seems to be any news of anyone standing up and telling them to stop though.

Perhaps Japanese stewards of equitable behavior could take a few lessons from this Danish family:

dailymail.co*uk/news/article-2002118/Derek-Edmond-arrested-Virgin-flight-Barbados.html

[Anonymous No.]

>>7489196

I've considered doing it, but I didn't want to cause a scene since I don't know enough JP to explain to the cop that the army brat attacked me or whatever if it happened.

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>>7489218
Best revenge perhaps: discreetly take pics and post them here. 4chan will make good friends with them. Start a blog: "Animals mating in public on Japanese Trains" with a list of such incidents. Disavow responsibility by claming and/or implementing a system where individuals can submit their own evidence.

Have a liason transfer each weeks' updates to 2ch. The problem will be taken care of. すみやかにね？

[Anonymous No.]

>>7489235

Oh my god, you guys are psychotic on /jp/. Do you guys actually live over there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7489258
Oh my god, you summer faggots are retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7489283
Just like true /jp/ regulars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7489258
Hi, you must be new here gaijin.

Do you have some useful skill? If so you may apply to stay temporarily, but keep your hands to yourself. You will provided with sacrifical Okichi's (yellow cabs) in case your wives back home cannot endure the journey across the sea. Please wait your turn.

If not, please be to leave when you hit credit limit. Thank.

Also for nanban who use hands to eat instead of chopsticks like civilized folk, there are piles of food for you to grab and stuff in your face like apes, simply grunt and point at your mouth.

There are also "special" bathhouses, water fountains, and other facilities for nanban. Do not worry, they will be burned periodically and the ashes buried in a remote pacific volcano.

Japan is fair and just. Enjoy your lucky glimpse of this Land of the Gods, barbarian scum. Domo.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't tell the trolling here unless it's super obvious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7489311
Everyone is trolling until proven otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7489317
No, there are only better trolls who take longer to unmask.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7489311
see
>>7489306
He isn't trolling. It's actually a pretty accurate preconception of dumb retarded american faggit gaijins in Japan.

The /v/ crowd on /jp/ are likely to use words like "nip" and "gook" to shitpost against Japan's superior country and culture, to portray they think it's insignificant and think murikkka is a better country.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ - We don't give a shit about Japan

[Anonymous No.]

What is Otaku Culture that is not Japan?

[Anonymous No.]

Japan Otaku 1
Non-Japan Otaku 0

[Anonymous No.]

>>7489411
Unfortunately that sounds about right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7489631
Otaku in denial.

You owe everything to Japan. Your souls depend on Japan. You want Japan to give it to you up the poopshoot without lube and you know it.