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Wake up faggots

It's to go work.

>> No.7483312

Work? What work?

>> No.7483311

but i want to masturbate

>> No.7483313

>>7483311
Have you mastered all of the most advanced techniques? No? Then you have work to do.

>> No.7483318

>>7483313
I aspire to, someday, reach your skill, nay, your Mastery.

I must go, i have work to be done.

>> No.7483319

You an entire word, Flan-chan~

>> No.7483322

>>7483313

I don't know what I should do. I have no work. But Flan wants me to work. I'm so conflicted.

>> No.7483323

Why does my penis twitch so strongly when I masturbate with an onahole? It's like I'm cumming but of course nothing is coming out and there is no feeling of orgasm. It just twitches wildly.

>> No.7483337

>>7483323
Fuck you. I don't even have an onahole.

>> No.7483357

Time to practice jacking off until my palms are raw and my shaft is chaffed and bloody.

>> No.7483360

>>7483337
You should get one. When you're using it, it feels like a very exquisite massage on your entire penis. It's so stretchy and soft, and after the first initial pumps it warms up quite nicely. The climax and cumming inside is also one of the most intensely pleasurable things you'll ever experience.

I'm still interested in the twitching, however. Could the twitching be precum? I don't produce precum when I masturbate with my hands so I've never really experienced it. If someone were watching me they would surely think I was ejaculating, even though I don't think the twitches are causing anything to come out.

>> No.7483366

>>7483360
My penis twitches uncontrollably when I run my fingertips up it, it might just be reacting to the strong stimulation

>> No.7483369

I can't go to work today. I have a case of the Flan Flu.

>> No.7483371

>>7483366
That's probably it. I need to rid myself of this penis/masturbation/semen infatuation. I get too carried away.

>> No.7483514

Im about to start my first day at my new job.

I'm literally scared, its just being a cashier at a corner store but.. I hate people, and they'll be there staring at my while I count their money and whatnot. I have to go in 30 minutes and i'm really just dreading this.

I don't want to go work.

>> No.7485441

>>7483514

So did you get fired? You got fired, right?

>> No.7485466

>>7483514
Tip: just do your work and ignore the people, if eye contact is made just stare at their while thinking how great it would be to cum in their anuses.

Worked for me.

>> No.7485689

>>7483309
>It's to go work.

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