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7482884 No.7482884 [Reply] [Original]

Which touhou would you most enjoy as company, in a completely asexual way.

>> No.7482886

Hong Meiling or Keine. They're the friendly ones.

>> No.7482889

Those three fairies.

>> No.7482894

Patchy

>> No.7482895

>>7482884
>in a completely asexual way
OH MAN...
I suppose Sanae.
Don't want any STDs.

>> No.7482897

Yukari Yakumo.
I like to lay around a lot, I don't sleep much though.

>> No.7482898

The oni.
Drink, laugh and pick fights with inanimate objects.

>> No.7482892 [DELETED] 

None. I don't like toehoes.

>> No.7482908
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7482908

Any of the "older" ones, I love hearing about how things were.

Besides Byakuren or Mokou, both make me uncomfortable.

>> No.7482916

>>7482908

You would make them uncomfortable.

>> No.7482920

Mokou.
Just long enough to get dat liver.

>> No.7482936

>>7482916
I have that effect on people sadly.

>> No.7482951

>>7482936

Shamwow and Helen talk to you a lot they probably like you

>> No.7482952
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7482952

Orin, because moving bodies all day seems to be a pretty good workout.

>> No.7482962

>>7482952
But then you would be smelly.

>> No.7482969

Aya and Hatate
run around, take pictures of shit awwwwwwwww yeah

>> No.7482980

>>7482962
The smell of rotting dead would easily cover her BO.

>> No.7482981
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7482981

I wish to sit in comfortable silence and play Dai shogi with Momiji. I have dreams where I do this.

>> No.7482983

>>7482951

Aya tripfag thinks everything is neat. That doesnt prove anything.

>> No.7482991

>>7482952
subtle penis is subtle

>> No.7482994

>>7482980
Ugh. As long as she takes a good shower/bath after a day's work.

Any Touhou that doesn't kill humans outright would be nice to hang out with.

>> No.7483019

>>7482951
Helen's only in it for the mythology babble and the old rpg knowledge.

>> No.7483025

>>7483019

Nothing was solved?

>> No.7483335

>>7482936
>implying youkai are people

>> No.7483348
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7483348

We would go around misplacing stuff.

>>7482952

Being Mokou seems to be a pretty good workout.

>> No.7483362

All of them

>> No.7483374 [SPOILER] 
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7483374

Asexual? I can only think of one.

>> No.7485177

>>7483374
Faggot.

>> No.7485353

Maybe Remilia, she's a classy one

>> No.7485370
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7485370

Any of them that need someone to talk too.

>> No.7485383

>>7485370
>beta as intercourse

>> No.7485405

Sanae.

OH WAIT

>> No.7485417

As I spend more time with them that I become more attracted to them and begin to want to broaden our normal relationship.

>> No.7485445
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7485445

I'd hang out with utsuho.
I'm fine with the subsequent cancer

>> No.7485461
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7485461

Chen.

She seems fun and I can't imagine doing anything sexual with her.

>> No.7485538

Patchouli

>> No.7485550

>>7485538

This

>> No.7485568
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7485568

Dose it count if I just want to hang out with Yuka just for the constant beatings and such?

>> No.7485586

>>7485568
Does the being beaten arouse you?

>> No.7485655

Patchy and Nitori for common interests.
I also find Yukari, Koishi and Kaguya interesting.

>> No.7485714
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7485714

We could play with fire, which is sexual in its own way but not in the way you're thinking.

>> No.7485723

>>7485714
are you a moth?

>> No.7485730

Mokou

>> No.7485750
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7485750

The mature one with the pipe, not the one stricken with envy that she can't look so regal while smoking.

>> No.7485782
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>>7482951

...but Helen is my waifu...

Damnit... DAMN IT... ライヴァルですかああああああああああああああああああ?????

>> No.7485796
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7485796

Her. Nothing sexual at all and her unpredictable antics and asynchronous thought processes would be refreshing to the spirit.

>> No.7485820
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7485820

>>7485714

I fourth Moku. From her limited dialog in IN, she seems awesome.

everyone else, meh....

>> No.7486077

Marisa and Alice would both be interesting to hang out with for different reasons.

>> No.7486088

I'd say Patchy, but it would eventually turn sexual, I just know it.

I'd have to say Yakumo, because I love the smell of trouble brewing.

>> No.7486119

Parsee. My bitterness would work well with her jealousy. We'd plot all kinds of terrible things against the rest of you.

>> No.7486128
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7486128

Youmu!
I don't find her sexual at all.

>> No.7486137

>>7486128
I don't think I could have anything resembling an intersting conversation with Youmu. She's often just plain too serious.

>> No.7486142
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>>7486128
Rounding up ghosts, trimming trees, cooking dinner for the old lady, carrying her to bed when she drinks too much.

>> No.7486147

>>7486142
that sounds more like a job for edward scissorhands

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>>7486137

>too serious.

...but they're the most fun to tease. As long as they put up with you, that is. Definitely worth it if you can crack through that tough exterior.

>> No.7486151

>>7486147
Except for the "carrying" part. That just doesn't seem like a good idea.

>> No.7486154
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>>7486137
But that's why it's so much fun to mess with her.

>> No.7486159
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7486159

We could go sneaking around and finding new, cool, fun stuff to do. Perhaps playing around in the SDM, searching for cool treasure and finding new adventures to go on. It sounds so great, I wish I could take it easy like they do.

>> No.7486168

>>7486150
>>7486154

I guess it may not be so good that I'm not much of a teasing kind of person. Maybe I'm silly, but I don't tend to tease.

>> No.7486173
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>>7486142
God i wish to be on Youmu's place

so i could get the chance to give Ojou-sama a massage on her feet as she covers half of her face with her fan while hitting me softly on the back as she says ''Ara Ara~''

wish she asked me this.

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>>7486159
I want to sleep under a pile of fairies, like people do with their dogs in the cold north.

>> No.7486184

>>7486173
Twitter? Am I reading that right?

>> No.7486187
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>>7486177

That sounds nice. I want a nice fairy or fairies to hang out with. Maybe I still haven't grown up if I want to hang out with the fairies, but I don't really care as long as it's fun.

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7486191

>>7486150

Well, you need to be careful. You need to find a Kuudere that's actually dere. AKA, they subconsciously (or perhaps consciously) want to be teased. I imagine one would have difficulty using those tactics on characters like Moku.

>> No.7486195

>>7486184
Yes

i wish to lurk the internet as she ask me about what am i doing, so i can feel someone is actually caring for me and what the fuck i am doing every second

translated:http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/547818

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>>7486191

Deep down, they all want to be teased. I truly believe this.

>> No.7486207

>>7486195

I think he meant the onomatopoeia?

>> No.7486208

>>7486197

I used to deny it, but I wonder if I like being teased sometimes lately...I don't even know anymore.

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>>7486208

Is it because it means they care?

>> No.7486230
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7486230

>>7485820
>>7485820

This. Mokou is the coolest Touhou.
She's be an awesome bro.

>> No.7486240

>>7486197

Not Mokou. She's different. She genuinely prefers to be alone.

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>>7486197

I guess it also depends on what you define as kuu. I know people who classify Mitsuru form Persona3 and Mitsuzu from 11eyes as Kuudere, but I couldn't believe they want to be teased about anything.

Also, the only thing I gathered from her dialog is that Moku is really pissed at Kaguya (and doesn't really give a shit about anyone else), but can't do anything about it. She doesn't want to be 'teased' by her (or anyone else)...

But, a lot of the modern Kuuderes that I can think of would fit the 'teasing' definition, so maybe that's the direction kuu is going.

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>>7486229

I don't know. It's annoying, and sometimes it makes me angry and confused. I can't feel awesome when I'm being teased. But strangely enough I'm okay with it and it's weird.

>> No.7486249

>>7486207
no, he's on the money. What onomatopoeia?

>> No.7486255
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7486255

>>7486247

You like the attention, maybe?

>> No.7486258

>>7486249

"Ara Ara" looked like an onomatopoeia.

>> No.7486270
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7486270

>>7486255
Too much attention can be bad.

>> No.7486273
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7486273

>>7486255

No, I kind of hate it usually. I am very competitive though, so perhaps I see teasing as a challenge or something? I dunno.

>> No.7486279

>>7486273
Masochism, obviously.

>> No.7486281
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>>7486270

You take the bad with the good, I say.

>> No.7486283
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7486283

This is now a Mokou thread.

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7486293

>>7486273

You're giving me a headache.

Come here so I can mess up your hair.

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>>7486283

How could it be anything else? Mokus' awesomeness takes the place of all other Touhou.

>> No.7486300

>>7482884
Marisa, as long as it's not in my house or near anything I don't want stolen.

>> No.7486301
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7486301

I'm going to hang out with Lily White.

People think she's all about spring but she plays video games and stuff.

>> No.7486309

>>7486301

I've never played video games with girls other than my sister.

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>>7486279

I hate humiliation though. Humiliation and pain. I love victory though, I love to win, so I developed counter strategies against that.

>>7486293

What a pain...Actually, I feel like I'm saying that sort of thing too much.

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7486312

I'd hang out with Utsuho too. She'd be interested in my otherwise dull activities and she'd probably think I'm funny. Also, we're both idiots. Heehee.

>> No.7486319

>>7486301

I want to play video games with Sanae. I think she'd be decent at them. Fairies are just great all around though.

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>>7486281
I never thought to look for more of those.

>> No.7486326

>>7486319
Marisa would be fun to play video games against too.

>> No.7486329
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7486329

>>7486324
whyyyyyy

>> No.7486334

>>7486324

I don't like those pictures. They don't feel very Youmu-y to me.

>> No.7486341

>>7486326

Wouldn't she just master spark the game if she lost?
Doesn't sound like fun...

>> No.7486345
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>>7486334

They're pretty great, aren't they?

>>7486334

They don't like you.

>> No.7486346

>>7486341
Marisa isn't LOLSODANRUM you know.

>> No.7486357

>>7486341
Good point. Sakuya might be alright, though.

>> No.7486358

>>7486345
See, that one's not all that bad except for the whole muscular dude chest thing she's got going on, pose notwithstanding.

>> No.7486361

>>7486345

I don't care if they don't like me. They can just go away for all I care. I mean they're not exactly nightmare fuel or something gross, but I can't support this at all. That's not the Youmu I know and love.

>> No.7486375
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>>7486361
I quite agree.

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7486376

>>7486326
I want to say Marisa, but it would only be a matter of time before we get high on magic mushrooms and fuck, so it's not an appropriate answer.

>> No.7486382

>>7486376
Magic mushrooms aren't necessarily sexual.

>> No.7486385
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>>7486361

I'd want them to like me. I'd want them to love me.

>>7486358

That one is my favorite, actually. Followed by the one where she's feeding you eggs.

>> No.7486389

>>7486357

I have a feeling Sakuya might cheat occasionally and I'd never even know it. That would be really annoying.

>> No.7486390
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7486390

>>7486361

Do you also have issues with yukkuri abuse?
Just ignore the pics... Makes everyone happier than trying to force them away...

>> No.7486392

>>7486382
>>7486376
>and fuck
Whoops, missed that somehow.

>> No.7486393

>>7486376
She could just be fucking you as some sort of ritual. It doesn't have to mean anything.

>> No.7486395

>>7486389
Play Dwarf Fortress with her.

Just don't tell her you can't win the game.

>> No.7486396

Yukari

There would be hours of fun to be had playing with her Portal/Gap shit.

>> No.7486403
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>>7485445
This, but I would love to ahve a threesome with Sakuya

>> No.7486405

>>7486389
Hmm...Cirno would get bored and freeze everything...Mystia would add lyrics to the music... Maybe video games and touhous just don't mix

>> No.7486408
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>>7486403
A... nonsexual threesome?
Sounds suspicious.

>> No.7486409

>>7486376
>magic mushrooms
>fuck

My body is not ready. That's like getting blown while the best movie in the world is on-- you can't serve two masters.

>> No.7486412

>>7486405
Nitori would probably enjoy some video games.

>> No.7486416

>>7486408
Triple just-friends spooning.

>> No.7486417
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>>7486390

I'm not going to force them away. I can't do anything about it and I know it. That doesn't mean I approve of it though. I feel a bit better for saying that sort of thing though.

>> No.7486418

>>7486408
Okuu should get that leg looked at. It's fucking charcoal.

>> No.7486419
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7486419

>>7486409
>capital sage

>> No.7486420

>>7486412
Or maybe Patchouli.

>> No.7486422
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7486422

Mokou, definitely.

>> No.7486424

>>7486409

You either hate one or love the other...

>> No.7486427

>>7486419
You must be new.

>> No.7486434

>>7486427
New to here, relatively. To 4chan, no.
I come here for the Touhou threads.

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7486435

>>7486382
yeah, sure they aren't

>> No.7486439
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7486439

Lily likes Gears of War.

It gets kind of annoying when she starts chainsawing some one while screaming "It's SPRRRRRING!"

>> No.7486440

>>7486435
sauce?

>> No.7486446
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7486446

I'd hang out with the rabbits and play monopoly.

>> No.7486448

>>7486440
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/351633/d8a466e3ba/

>> No.7486451

>>7486448
Thanks.

>> No.7486457

>>7486439

I think the contrast would be a bit entertaining.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1P3mhaNt4k

>> No.7486463
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>>7486439
Man, I just got an image of her doing that chainsaw glitch thing and just sprinting everywhere with a whirring chainsaw yelling madly about seasons.

>> No.7486464

>>7486457
Doom with Yukkuri Reimu would be more fun.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCdzBIuKF6I

>> No.7486466
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7486466

maybe a little homo

>> No.7486504
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>>7486154

Until one day she snaps

>> No.7486519

Dreamcast with Yuyuko.

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Cirno bump.

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7486641

The only way I'd be able to interact with a Touhou girl in a completely asexual way is watching a football game.

Being free from any sexual desire in the presence of attractive women is not in my skill list.

>> No.7486651

>>7486641

weak

>> No.7486654

>>7486641
But you're not turned on by an attractive woman when the alternative is watching sweaty men run after a ball?

>> No.7486655

>>7486651

I'm not saying I'm thinking about it all the time but it's definitely there. I'm not going to deny it.

>> No.7486658

>>7486654

It sounds pretty funny if you put it that way but there are few things in the world I love more. I can't really explain it.

>> No.7486668

>>7486658
>>7486654 here.
Sorry about that. I don't know how /jp/ is about opinions, but /a/ has made it a kneejerk reaction to act like a dick when someone likes something I don't. I hate sports, but you are free to like them.

>> No.7486683
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7486683

WHAT!? no MANnosuke?

the man is ASKING to be your bro. He has a crapload of things you can fiddle around, he will likelly awesome BRO conversations and can be your ticked to score with any of his usual touhou "clients"

>> No.7486685
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7486685

Brokou

>> No.7486689

>>7486668

It's understandable. It's usually something that involves a lot of passion that is a bit off-putting to people who don't get it.

No need to apologize.

>> No.7486691

>>7486683
he can`t danmaku that sucks

>> No.7486697

Every one I'd want to hang out with I feel would fine me boring and our interactions would just start to cease, and eventually turn awkward.

>> No.7486699

>>7486691
he doesn't need to! he will hook you up with every other touhou that does!

I mean, just look as his "clients"... forget Reimu and Marisa... just consider the chance of getting around Yukari...

>> No.7486701
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>>7486683
but it says asexual

>> No.7486713
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Ran.

It can't become sexual because relationship dynamic, plus Yukari's teasing with sexual innuendos would eliminate all sexual tension.

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What would hanging out with Yukari even be like /jp/?

>> No.7486724

HAHA, nobody mentioned Eirin.

>> No.7486727

>>7486722
I'd feel pretty inferior, so it'd suck.

>> No.7486728

Melancholy Medicine. We would get high and eat Cheetos.

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>>7486658
Watch the Lions?

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Orin as long as she doesn't end me

and if i get to use her cart.

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>>7486744

>> No.7486752

The Prismriver sisters and Mystia. Mystia could sing and the Prismrivers could play. Mystia's song would lure people in and then there would be a concert. I would get half the proceeds for the idea.

>> No.7486757

>>7486724
>Which touhou would you most enjoy as company, in a completely asexual way.

Can't turn off my lewd-goggles on Eirin.

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>>7486128
>>7486128
>>7486128
>>7486128

>> No.7486779

>>7486770
The sound of a young girl's heart breaking ;_;

>> No.7486786

>>7486743

Religiously.

You don't forget about Orlovsky for 2, or the recent 4th quarter collapses. Penalties, missed tackles, inconsistent running game... yep.

I think I might have actually cried out of frustration in the Jets and Patriots games.

I don't think I'll ever learn.

>> No.7486870

>>7486770
Wha-what's wrong!?

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>>7486870

I don't think she appreciates being friend zone'd.

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>>7486884
Watch it, bub.

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>>7486903

I meant no harm.

>> No.7486942

>>7486884
But she's a Touhou, and aren't all Touhous interested in Vaginas?

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>>7486942
;_;

>> No.7486967

Mokou

>> No.7486970

>>7486956
Feels bad, man.

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Probably Cirno or Chen.

>> No.7486991

>>7486956
>>7486970
Hey don't feel bad guys! Just remember that when we all enter Gensokyo we'll all be magical girls! So we'll all have vaginas!

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>>7486942
But Youmu loves dick

>> No.7486996

>>7486991

I want to be a stage 5 boss or a named fairy. Maybe if I'm lucky I can be both.

>> No.7486997

>>7486991
>implying every citizen in Gensokyo is both magical and girl
Kinnosuke.

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>>7486993
Only because she has one sometimes.

>> No.7487126

I'd like to hang out with them. Sitting around, watching the game, getting drunk, joining the game at the last minute. It would be some fun times.

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>>7487126
Whoops, forgot pic.

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since i would get killed by flandre...i preffer suwako
good old ancientness of the forest, also, you can lick her back and get high...

but if that doesnt work, ill go with china, we could switch turns and would spend a lot a time at outdoors

>> No.7487450

The one Touhou I can abuse Physically, Mentally, Psychologically and Sexually. One that looks so frail, a single hug might crumble her hips... let's see... I think Yuka was her name...

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>>7487450
You shouldn't pay attention to the stages names.

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Reimu.

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