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7468965 No.7468965 [Reply] [Original]

So what's up wid it ? You know the deal, it's that boy Ramiro,

So the other day while I was practicing my Capoeira, I was thinkin about this awesome party house in Jersey with tons of alcohol and hot sluts, that I used to drive up to when I was in highschool. It was actually a fraternity house, but the guys weren't skinny faggots that wear their shirts tucked in. Weid huh ? Any way, I said fuck the club and decided to go holla at some of my boyz from way back in the day.

I roll into the house with my posse, but something isn't right. I'm thinkin : where are the kegs, and more importantly, I can't see a single descent
girl. Just then, this little dweeb starts scopin me, then comes up and asks me who I am. My boy Roberto goes "Are u fucking serious ?! You're talking to Ramiro a.k.a the BO$$ of Jersey." Then the kid (who had a striking resemblance to Ferguson from Clarissa Explains It All) says something like ' Please don't take any personal offense to this, but this house belongs to the Touhou brotherhood, and so I must humbly ask that you please leave.'

I say "Listen Ferguson, you little faggot, I don't know about all that gibberish, but me and my niggas came here for some pussy, some jager bombs, and some yayo. Now since ya boy don't like having sex with blue whales, u better make the next two happen real quick." The kid mutters in a shaky voice, "My name isn't ferguson," and starts tearing up a little. My boyz just laughed, it was pretty pathetic. After that I gave Ferguson a nuclear wedgie and peaced the fuck out before ya boy got swarmed by all the fat girls.

So can someone please tell me what the fuck a "Touhou" is, and what happened to one of the sickest party houses in Jersey?

>> No.7468971

these types of people are in staten island more than new jersey

>> No.7468969

>clarissa explains it all

Nostalgia boner

>> No.7468979
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7468979

>>7468971
I wish i could go to Saten Island.

>> No.7468993

WWWYKI

>> No.7468995

>>7468979
The movie "King Kong" got it's inspiration from the wildlife that can be found in Saten island. Needless to say any Satens to be found on the island wouldn't last for 5 minutes

>> No.7469002
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>>7468965
>Capoeira

what the fuck is this?

>> No.7469008
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>>7469002
BR GIBE MONES?
HUEHUEHUE...

No... Really, this isn't even funny.

In which world do you live in?

>> No.7469010

>>7469002
A type of martial arts created by slaves, disguised to look like a dance. Cool to look at, but useless before real martial arts.

>> No.7469009

>>7469002
Its a kind of martial art thing that involves dancing and listening to music.

Its like zumba but men can do it without being gay(not really)

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>>7468993

clap it up bro!

>> No.7469018

>>7469009
>>7469010
so... why the OP tried to make it cool? sounds stupid

>> No.7469019

>>7469009
>zumba
Now this is something i've never seen.

>> No.7469020

>>7469018
>facepalmingtouhous.jpg

>> No.7469024

>>7469018
Thats copypasta bro.

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>>7469008

>> No.7469044
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7469044

Hey Ramiro, wanna come to a REAL party?

>> No.7469067

You forgot to name yourself "Ramiro the Champ".

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