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PLEASE HELP
My sister's gym bag, which was open, was lying on the ground by the dining room table. I was eating cereal, and accidentally knocked over the bowl, spilling milk into her gymbag and onto her panties. The thing is, I think the milk must have been going bad, because it was thicker than normal milk. I need a way to quickly wash silk panties without damaging them, and she's going to be home really soon.

>> No.7456509

Bump

>> No.7456508

Looks like you're going to have to use your tongue. There's just no time for any other alternative

>> No.7456512

wash it with semen.

>> No.7456516

Every thread must be replied to

you forgot the spaghetti and greentext

>> No.7456517

C'mon guys! I need protips here! She's already suspicious of me, and this'll be all the evidence she needs to friggin castrate me!

>> No.7456523

Go to /v/, i'm sure they'll give you a good reply.

>> No.7456527

Tell her you ejaculated all over her panties because you love her. She'll think it was a sweet gesture and won't be mad at you.

>> No.7456529

>>7456517
Go to bed Ryan.

>> No.7456544

>>7456503
>straight

No on on /jp/ is straight.

>> No.7456552

Sooo... Japanese?

>> No.7456557

Male, straight most days.

Middle class but not sure were at. We prefer to keep things simple, we dont need shit like swimming pools. We eat like kings though.

Above average intelligence with no ambition other than to be the little girl.

I hate niggers but black people are ok.

Atheist.

>> No.7456559

>>7456527
Yeah, of course she'll react like that. C'mon guys, I'm not kidding, I'll even post pics, JUST HELP SAVE MY ASS

>> No.7456567

well, what I can say...nighttime /jp/ sure is cool...

>> No.7456572

>Above average intelligence
This is what every single rebellious teenager thinks. And then when they (maybe) mature, they realize that every single "original" and "smart" thought that they've ever had has already been though of by some old geezers from 800 years ago.

>> No.7456580

>>7456572
above average doesnt mean you have to be a genius

>> No.7456582

Bampity bamp
10/10

>> No.7456588

>>7456580
Truly "above average" people usually realize that thinking too highly of oneself is in itself a sign of the opposite. The more average you are, the more likely you are to think a bit too highly of yourself. It's only really true geniuses that can actually get a way with calling themselves smart and get away with it without looking like a dumbass.

>> No.7456597

>>7456529
>>7456559
I haven't heard that one in a while.

>>7456559
>I'll even post pics
Well, what are you waiting for?
even if this is a troll, it's just getting funnier by the minute.

>> No.7456598

>>7456588
Some people actually have large egos. Generally it doesnt have anything to do with their intelligence rather their personality.

>> No.7456605

OP here, pics as promised!
Now please help, she will be super pissed! We're asian, and our parents are super strict, what if she tellse them?

>> No.7456607

>>7456588
I've got a 190 iq.
I'm unemployed and I couldn't go on with uni due to financial problems.
shit.

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>>7456605
Opps, forgot pic

>> No.7456620

>>7456598
Ego and intelligence actually has a correlation. Multiple studies have already concluded that those who are in the "gifted" and "genius" brackets of the IQ spectrum tend to be more modest or have low self esteem. The reasoning seems to be that people who have high self esteem/big egos tend to forgo hard work and diligence and those with low self esteem strive to improve themselves and achieve higher.

>> No.7456627

>>7456609
Tell your parents that your dog ejaculated on her panties. All of you will have a good laugh and they won't suspect you at all. I recommend actually ejaculating on them to be on the safe side.

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7456631

>>7456609

>> No.7456634

>>7456609
Jeezus OP, I know you japs are wierd, but you actually fap with shit like THIS?!

>> No.7456650
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>>7456634
No, they fap with this

>> No.7456656

reported.

>> No.7456659

Bamp

>> No.7456665

Oh God, fuckshitdamn
OP here, my sister woke up, and is taking a shower. I gave pics NOW GIVE ME IDEAS!

>> No.7456674

Throw her bag out.

>> No.7456681

>>7456627
Yeah, we don't have a dog
Is ANYONE going to help? I posted a picture of my sister's panties for Christsakes!

>> No.7456690

>she's going to be home really soon
>she woke up and is taking a shower

At what point was any of this supposed to be funny?

>> No.7456695

Fine, I give up!
OP here, I will meet any of your demands (within reason) if you help me out of this one! Really, anything!

>> No.7456698

>>7456695
She's taking a shower right now, right? You have the camera, right? You know what to do.

>> No.7456703

>>7456665
This isn't OP
My sister will be home really soon, and she's going almost straight to practice, and I have dirtied her panties. She will rip off my manhood and throw it in the blender.
HELP

>> No.7456705

>>7456650

I would better fap to that than to such ugly panties.

Tell your sister it is milk and to buy proper fapable panties.

>> No.7456712

OP here never mind I solved my problem sorry for being such a fucking faggot

>> No.7456713

>>7456698
What? No, that was a troll, I'm the real OP. But she will probably take a shower when she gets home (she works at Burger King, it makes her smell like cooking oil) and I might be willing to try taking a picture, IF YOU HELP ME!!

>> No.7456715

>>7456712
Fuck you, I wish that were true but I need help NAOW

>> No.7456717

Hand washing and drying with a hair dryer is the fastest way.

>> No.7456722

so, exactly, at this point of the night, apart me and op how many people is in there? five, six?
how can this board be so fucking slow and contentless?

>> No.7456728

>>7456722
>how many people is in there?
Back to /a/

>> No.7456729
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7456729

Ok, OP here
You know what?
<---- THIS. This is all of you
I'm going to /b/ or /adv/, maybe they'll actually help me

>> No.7456731

>>7456620
Doesnt sound very conclusive.

>> No.7456733

>>7456729
Don't let the door hit you on your way out.

>> No.7456734

OP here, is /v/ or /adv/ better?

>> No.7456740

>>7456728
shut up, pineapple ass.

>> No.7456739

>>7456734
>>>/z/

>> No.7456741

>>7456729
Please delete your thread as well.

>> No.7456775

spill the rest of the cereal into/onto bag/panties so it looks like how you would expect it would look and not like cum. derp.

>> No.7456848

If I were you I'd hurry outside and run buying a new one for her. Doesn't have to look the same but try to get her a pantsu she already has or something closely resembling to any of hers. You replace the spoiled pantsu with that, she leaves, and then you have all time in the world to take it to a cleaner or cleaning it yourself and smuggling it into her household sometimes in the future. Or maybe screw the last one, you should keep it to yourself and always use it to masturbate.

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