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7446410 No.7446410 [Reply] [Original]

How much can you bench press?

>> No.7446416

Oh god buff Patchy don't hurt me.

>> No.7446424

I've benched 215 ONCE.

My work sets are usually 165-175

>> No.7446444

I can press as many benches as you want. I can even sit on them. I'm the king of sitting.

>> No.7446450
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7446450

you meirin?

>> No.7446455

115

>> No.7446463

150 max

130 for a few sets

>> No.7446478

Maybe 75

>> No.7446486
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7446486

I don't know

>> No.7446495

>>>/fit/

>> No.7446505

I never tried pressing a bench.

>> No.7446511

>>7446424
Those used to be my work sets as well. But then I got lazy and stopped, so it's probably back down to around 135 for me.

>> No.7446602

I don't know, but I remember trying to do a push up not too long ago, I was sore the next day.

>> No.7446615

75 kg... 5 years ago?
No idea how much now.

>> No.7446639

Yesterday I tried to lift 50 lbs and I couldn't.

>> No.7446641

I have no idea what a bench press actually is.

>> No.7446843
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>>7446639

>> No.7446886
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7446886

I can squat 280, bench 130

>> No.7446894

>>7446641

>> No.7446901
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7446901

I did 80 lbs. on bench press yesterday, 3 sets of 5 reps. I'm trying to get strong like Aniki.

>> No.7446912
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7446912

Enough to know that I don't need to work on upper body strengh at all and should focus more on being able to run more than 3/4 a mile without being winded.

being fat is no excuse for an 11 minute mile.

fuck I can ride my bike for hours without even feeling it but a 20 minute jog really rustles my jimmies.

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7446938

Do you have to bench press to get into the navy/air force? I know you need to do pushups and run a mile and a half

>> No.7446943

I could bench you, all of you.

>> No.7446952

30-60 lbs

i'm a pussy cardio faggot, i'm going to bulk up and get in shape for onii-chan.

>> No.7446973

5 reps at 80 lbs, as of today. /jp/ should give weightlifting a try. It's perfect for actual NEETs/hikis: it's not very expensive to get a barbell, weights, bench, and a power cage (compared to figures), and then you can do it all at home. I've found it feels pretty good, although I guess that could vary from person to person.

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>>7446952

Christ you guys are weak. 130 lb in reps of 20. Really, 115 across the arms range (excluding the above-head list, then it's 50).

Not saying I'm particularly strong, but really, 60? 80?

>> No.7446990

>>7446987
Last time i did which was like one year and half ago

but yes i'm a wet noodle

>> No.7447003

I can't even lift the bar

>> No.7447014

weightlifting? seriously?

>> No.7447029

>>7446987
what do you expect
most of /jp/ doesnt even weigh 80 lbs

>> No.7447033
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>>7447014

Health's important man. Those of us not quite ready to open the portal need to watch out for it.

>> No.7447063

I didn't know /jp/ lifted, I am impress..

Love /fit/

>> No.7447069
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7447069

You're all figgits.

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7447083

>>7447069

>> No.7447084
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7447084

>>7447063
Impressed with lifting 50-80 lbs? You must have had 0 expectations

>> No.7447095

I can bench press 176lbs but i havent been lifting lately because of an injury

>> No.7447096

>>7447084
You gotta start somewhere, Saten-san.

>> No.7447097
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7447097

>>7447083

Are we going to have a problem, figgit?

>> No.7447110

100

>> No.7447131
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>>7447084
Progress is progress, everyone has to begin somewhere. Doing something about your health puts you above the millions that choose not to.

If you add a small increase of 2.5lbs every week then in a year you'll be lifting over 200lbs. Remember that the bar also counts as weight, a standard olympic bar weighs 45lbs.

>> No.7447138

I can bench 150 tops.

According to the D20 stat system my stats are 15 STR 17 DEX 14 CON 16 INT 18 WIS 7 CHA

>> No.7447139

I hit 16 pushups today. Now I can't even fap.

>> No.7447154

>>7447138
uhm, there's really a converter, or you're using that 3.5 chart?
I'm curious about my hp...

>> No.7447172

>>7447138
It feels good to lie about your stats doesn't it fellow all tens bro.

>> No.7447174

>>7447138
cha is the only accurate stat there

>> No.7447182

>>7447139
I used a hammer yesterday to hammer some nails and now my right arm burns.

>> No.7447188

>>7447174
uhm, yeah, I guess that two of mine stats doesn't need calculation
INT 3
CHA 3

>> No.7447201

>>7447182
I lol'd, now my torso aches...
no, it was more a smirk...

>> No.7447221

>332740513

Yeah and people like you hate me because I have a different composition of melanin in my skin. It's a color of skin. Seriously who cares?

If you want to hate ignorant, poor people that glorify violence, crime and stupidity then by all means do so. But hating an entire group of people because of the way their skin looks is irrational.

>> No.7447225

...actually, i found your 'sporty slang english' absolutely incompehensible. fucking motherlanguagers...
sure, my INT 3doesn't help here...

>> No.7447233

>>7447221
>confirmed for Drow

>> No.7447242

No, I work out a lot and I learn pretty quickly. I have three degrees, but I wouldn't say my intelligence is good for much other than learning languages and remembering arbitrary worthless information.

I have low charisma and average looks, and refuse to date women that aren't virgins. So I'm pretty much fucked.

>> No.7447247

>>7447221
Why you hatin' on white people, just 'cause we're white?

>> No.7447250

I don't know. I've never tried. I do work out regularly, but I refuse to join a gym (not that there's one to join where I live anyway). Maybe I'll buy that bench I've had my eye on...

>> No.7447252

>>7447242
...eh?

>> No.7447301
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7447301

>>7447250
...lik this?

>> No.7447351

>>7447301
(ノ ಠ益ಠ)ノ~ ┻┻

>> No.7447405

Can someone link me to this stat calculator? I'm interested...

>> No.7447450
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7447450

Go back to >>>/fit/ /jp/

>> No.7447462

>>7447405
http://kevinhaw.com/add_quiz.php

>> No.7447488

>>7447462
http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=dnd/dnd/20001222b

>> No.7447497

STR:11
INT:15
WIS:10
DEX:10
CON:9
CHR:5

>> No.7447523

>>7447488
for the Wizards, I'm chaotic good.
damn, I guess that they got me.

>> No.7447543

>>7447462
STR:7
INT:13
WIS:15
DEX:12
CON:12
CHR:12
So average.

>> No.7447561

>>7447488
Neutral.
Feels apathetic, man.

>> No.7447591
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7447591

STR:12
INT:17
WIS:13
DEX:9
CON:8
CHR:13

Lies and slander. Especially the strength score, I should have less than 10 (average peasant). And I'm here so you know the charisma has to be through the floor.

>> No.7447592

>>7447523
...and:
STR:11
DEX:13
CON:13
INT:14
WIS:12
CHA:10
oh god...I'm something like a PNG...how can I suck so bad?

>> No.7447604
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7447604

>Do you have absolutely perfect health? That is, have you never gotten sick in your entire life?
Is this even possible?

>> No.7447614

>>7447462
Thanks!

STR:13
INT:17
WIS:9
DEX:10
CON:10
CHR:7

But disregard the intelligence stat I'm actually really slow, must have lucked out somewhere.

>> No.7447619

...now, where I've put that class test?
...tomorrow I'll look for it...
goodnight, adventurers.

>> No.7447631

>>7447604
If you've lived in an absolutely sterile environment for the entirety of your meager existence, maybe.

>> No.7447645

Your stats are:
STR:9
INT:12
WIS:9
DEX:6
CON:10
CHR:4
I'm fucking pathetic, I know.

>> No.7447655

How can I boost my charisma stat? I mean I know how to train my muscles and wisdom and intelligence is something that comes with using your brain, dexterity is all practice but how do I convince someone I've only just met of something completely false? Is there some kind of exercise I can do for my charisma?

>> No.7447662

I have these stats:
STR:7
INT:15
WIS:12
DEX:9
CON:8
CHR:15

I hope these somehow make me adorable and/or useful.

>> No.7447663

>>7447655
By being pretty. Or rich.

>> No.7447667

>>7447655
Magic items

>> No.7447673

>>7447655
Charismatic people lie a lot.

Try lying more.

STR:18/00
INT:18
WIS:17
DEX:16
CON:19
CHR:18

See, easy.

>> No.7447687
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7447687

Lawful Neutral
STR:13
INT:14
WIS:15
DEX:9
CON:14
CHR:5

So does this make me a CLERIC or something? I forget D&D stuff.

>> No.7447690 [DELETED] 

STR:10
CON:9
DEX:12
INT:13
WIS:9
CHA:14

>> No.7447707

>>7447655
I'm convinced that a large part of charisma depends on how mature you are as a person.

>> No.7447712

>>7447663
I'm not ugly, I think, just quite odd. I dress nice and I've been complimented on my looks before. I'm poor as fuck but there are plenty of charismatic people that manage to get by without looks or money...

>>7447667
This isn't like my Chinese girl cartoons.

>>7447673
I am terrible at lieing, when I lie I go wild eyed, break eye contact, jumble up my words and feel really guilty afterwards. The ability to carelessly lie is something a sociopath would have.

>> No.7447713

STR:2
INT:19
WIS:3
DEX:2
CON:1
CHR:1

fuck yeah i'm a wizard

>> No.7447720

>>7447712

>I am terrible at lieing (sic)

I can tell.

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7447722

>>7447687
>CON:14
No, it makes you a big, dumb fighter.

>> No.7447732

Neutral Good
STR:9
INT:11
WIS:8
DEX:11
CON:8
CHR:7

I guess I'm just crappy.

>> No.7447735
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STR:9
INT:13
WIS:15
DEX:13
CON:14
CHR:7

Shitty stats.

>> No.7447738

>>7447687
>High STR and CON, low DEX.

Yep, you're a lumbering oaf. But sometimes you say wise things.

>> No.7447742
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7447742

>>7447722
>>big and dumb
>>only my DEX and CHA is low

My high WIS stat enables me to see you're jelly as clear as day, JONESY.

>> No.7447745

STR:13
INT:16
WIS:15
DEX:14
CON:12
CHR:14

pretty good

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>>7447712
>The ability to carelessly lie is something a sociopath would have.
No, it's a perfectly natural human characteristic.
Sociopaths are amoral, not necessarily liars. They'd certainly see no reason not to lie to benefit themselves, but they'd also tell the truth if that would benefit them more.

>> No.7447752
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7447752

STR:9
INT:13
WIS:15
DEX:11
CON:7
CHR:7
True Neutral
There are an amazing number of demotivator results if one Googles alignments.

>> No.7447761
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>>7447750
But I don't like to lie I'd rather be pure and innocent

>> No.7447767
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7447767

>>7447742
Well, my high INT stat would let me burn you to a withered husk with arcane fire if D&D was real, so I don't see any real need to be jealous.

>> No.7447792

These scores are all totally off base. Whoever wrote that quiz didn't realize that a 13 in a stat was fucking amazing and an 18 pretty much equals better than everyone else on the planet. Of course it doesn't seem that way when you're playing D&D. You're playing a group of extremely powerful characters. People don't seem to understand that.

>> No.7447801

>>7447792
/jp/ is obviously full of superNEETS

>> No.7447813

Neutral
STR:7
INT:15
WIS:15
DEX:9
CON:8
CHR:9

So. Fireball, when I can be assed.

>> No.7447816

>>7447792
So a 7 would be average human?

>> No.7447822

>>7447816
I think 10 is average, but don't quote me.

>> No.7447823

>>7447816
It's never really established where an average human would land, except well below 13. I would guess 10 would be more spot on, and every point above or below that would be a standard deviation.

>> No.7447839

STR:10
INT:14
WIS:16
DEX:10
CON:11
CHR:14

I took a different test to see what I'd get and the results were

STR:11
INT:15
WIS:15
DEX:15
CON:11
CHR:12
True Neutral Human Bard/Sorcerer (1st/1st Level)

>> No.7447843

>>7447816
10s are average stats.

>>7447839
What test is that?

>> No.7447877

>>7447843
http://easydamus.com/character.html

>> No.7447930
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7447930

>>7447877
Too long! And this one inflates scores by even more.

You Are A:
True Neutral Elf Wizard (3rd Level)
Ability Scores:
Strength- 10
Dexterity- 11
Constitution- 10
Intelligence- 19
Wisdom- 17
Charisma- 12

>> No.7447954

>>7447877
>45. Animals
>[ ] ... deserve our respect
>[x] ... are delicious

>> No.7447963

>>7447954
Easily the most satisfying quiz answer I have ever submitted.

>> No.7447982

>>7447877
>Most true neutral characters exhibit a lack of conviction or bias rather than a commitment to neutrality.
>Most true neutral characters exhibit a lack of conviction
>exhibit a lack of conviction
They got me.

>> No.7447985

>>7447982
Apathetic anon is apathetic

>> No.7448005

Like, 14 gorillas

>> No.7448048

Lawful Neutral Human Sorcerer (2nd Level)
Strength- 11
Dexterity- 17
Constitution- 14
Intelligence- 15
Wisdom- 15
Charisma- 11

Charisma based magic user with too little charisma.

>> No.7448057

>>7448005
So 3 Sudos?

>> No.7448093

True Neutral Human Wizard/Sorcerer (1st/1st Level)
Strength- 11
Dexterity- 13
Constitution- 15
Intelligence- 13
Wisdom- 12
Charisma- 10

>> No.7448096

>>7448057
That's like 9 ZUN!bars isn't it?

>> No.7448117

>>7448096
Imperial ZUN!bars or metric?

>> No.7448133

Your stats are:
STR:8
INT:15
WIS:10
DEX:5
CON:7
CHR:13

So I'm a mage?

>> No.7448154
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7448154

STR:8
INT:13
WIS:10
DEX:9
CON:7
CHR:10

I can dig it.

>> No.7448158

>>7448133
>Dex: 5

Enjoy fumbling your spell components and getting your hand movements wrong.

>> No.7448483

82,5kg

>> No.7448747

Neutral alignment. Dunno much about myself so I can't do the stat AD&D test.

>> No.7448793
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7448793

Assassin Mage
STR: 7
INT: 17
WIS: 16
DEX: 10
CON: 8
CHR: 11

>> No.7448855
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7448855

I'm a tree-hugging moeblob.

>> No.7448892

>>7446410
I can press a bench.

>> No.7448906

Neutral Good Human Fighter/Sorcerer (2nd/2nd Level)


Ability Scores:
Strength- 15
Dexterity- 15
Constitution- 17
Intelligence- 15
Wisdom- 14
Charisma- 12

Just like real life I guess

>> No.7448909

STR:5
INT:15
WIS:15
DEX:7
CON:8
CHR:6
Chaotic Neutral

welp

>> No.7448925

Neutral
STR:7 INT:17 WIS:9 DEX:8 CON:6 CHR:4

I guess I should become a wizard.

>> No.7448943

STR:11
INT:18
WIS:11
DEX:9
CON:6
CHR:10

Chaotic Neutral.
Damn, I'm pretty boring.

>> No.7448951

Lawful Neutral
STR:9
INT:16
WIS:11
DEX:8
CON:11
CHR:10

I saw this coming a mile away.

>> No.7448979

True Neutral Human Bard
Strength- 12
Dexterity- 13
Constitution- 14
Intelligence- 11
Wisdom- 12
Charisma- 10

>10 charisma
>bard

how the fuck

>> No.7448985

STR:10
INT:13
WIS:9
DEX:7
CON:10
CHR:9

Holy shit, I'm an NPC. A Lawful Neutral NPC.

>> No.7448994

180 3x5
I weight around 143lbs

>> No.7449028

STR:10
INT:16
WIS:10
DEX:3
CON:6
CHR:5

Chaotic Neutral

I sure am average. Also, the alignment test was really shitty.

>> No.7449032

Chaotic Evil Human Barbarian (5th Level)
Strength- 13
Dexterity- 16
Constitution- 15
Intelligence- 17
Wisdom- 14
Charisma- 11

well, the class is probably right, but I'm confus about the rest...the last questions are copypasted from the Wizard one, I've answered the same, and the alignment is a little different...I guess that's a sign of chaotic neutralness?
also, aren't stats a little too high?
oh, well...

>> No.7449066

>>7449028
According to the other test, "True Neutral Human Wizard (1st Level)". Not that anyone cares.

>> No.7449073

Chaotic Good Human Ranger/Wizard (2nd/2nd Level)

Ability Scores:
Strength- 13
Dexterity- 12
Constitution- 16
Intelligence- 14
Wisdom- 16
Charisma- 13

>> No.7449077

STR:15
INT:16
WIS:15
DEX:9
CON:14
CHR:10

Neutral Good

A neutral good character does the best that a good person can do. He is devoted to helping others. He works with kings and magistrates but does not feel beholden to them. The common phrase for neutral good is "true good." Neutral good is the best alignment you can be because it means doing what is good without bias toward or against order.

>> No.7449088

>>7449077
you're right...that's why I don't like playing neutral characters. they're pretty boring...there's no conflict in what they do.

>> No.7449093

Neutral Good Human Wizard (3rd Level)
Strength- 11
Dexterity- 13
Constitution- 14
Intelligence- 16
Wisdom- 18
Charisma- 14

>> No.7449095

>>7449088
Could be worse.

Could be Lawful Good.

>> No.7449179

Chaotic Evil Human Sorcerer (3rd Level)
Strength- 14
Dexterity- 16
Constitution- 14
Intelligence- 14
Wisdom- 17
Charisma- 17

>> No.7449206

Lawful Neutral

STR: 8
INT: 17
WIS: 11
DEX: 7
CON: 9
CHR: 7

>> No.7449221

>>7449179
Way to cheat on all your rolls, fucker!

>> No.7449241

>>7449221
I am slightly amazed at the high stats as well.

>> No.7451823

135 lbs

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