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7442816 No.7442816 [Reply] [Original]

If Ms. Shameimaru was your local news reporter, you'd watch the news more often.

>> No.7442820
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I don't even watch television though. I'd rather her deliver newspapers, I'd at least read those.

>> No.7442823
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There's a whole lot of things I would do if Ms. Shameimaru was involved.

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I'd 'watch' it alright.

>> No.7442828
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If the Pure and Honest Shameimaru was my partner, I'd be a better journalist.

>> No.7442830
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You could always stream it on your PC

>> No.7442834

Would you buy a used car from her?

>> No.7442835
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>There are

Yes, there are.

>> No.7442839
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I know it sounds stupid, but I'm too lazy to watch stuff nowadays. I'll read stuff and I'll play video games but I haven't watched a show or movie in a year.

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As long as it's built Ford Tough, sure.

>> No.7442842
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I wouldn't mind checking out her local beach report.

>> No.7442848
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Ms. Shameimaru would never be a televised news reporter.
She's the traditional reporter of fantasy; she'll have a camera in one hand and a pen in the other until the day she dies.

Pic only half related.

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Would you break into a forbidden storage shed with Aya?

>> No.7442868
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Would you let her take lewd photographs of you?

>> No.7442875
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Can I at least wait until the Lions win the Super Bowl?

>> No.7442877
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Well... earthquake and nuclear holocaust in Japan, war in North Africa, and the guy who played Zeb Macahan died.

Oh, and they shot some old guy over in Pakistan recently and a lot of people seemed to get very excited about it.

That's about it.

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Most likely, yes.

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>> No.7442884
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Within 5 years.

>> No.7442885
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But the Lions may never win the superb owl...

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Oh. I see, I'll probably forget it because I'm not too bright though. If only Aya could get me the news, maybe then I'd remember all these crazy things.

>> No.7442889

are you kidding me?
the lions will never win a superbowl in your lifetime

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We'll see about that.

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I love those pictures so much.

>> No.7442912
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Camera shaped like a handgun?

That's interesting.

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They're okay.

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Just ok? Bah.

>> No.7442922
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They're pretty neat.

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>> No.7442927

>Ah, your panties? Yeah I saw them, but I don't mind, I'll forget about them soon enough anyways so don't worry.

Oh man Rinnousuke, you are awesome.

>> No.7442939

What kind of camera does Aya use?

>> No.7442941
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Mmm. Sexy.

At the very least, beats a cloaca.

>> No.7442943
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That's more like it.

>> No.7442947
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Does that question ever get old?

>> No.7442951
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A vintage Leica has been suggested.

>> No.7442953
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see >>7442888

>> No.7442957
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To be perfectly honest, any decent illustration of Aya is miles ahead of even the best of the other girls.

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and that's obviously not said out of personal bias, no?

>> No.7442971
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That's certainly true.

>> No.7442988
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I have no idea what you're talking about.


You know it.

>> No.7443061
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If Aya was my local reporter she'd break into my house and MAKE me watch.

>> No.7443069
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I want to create some news with Aya. I'm kind of bored. No, I'm not referring to that kind of news before anyone gets any ideas.

>> No.7443070

No I wouldn't news is depressing in non-printed form.

Though sometimes its depressing in printed form I was reading the paper today and learned Kevorkian died ;_;.

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I don't think she'd need to use force for that.

>> No.7443074
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holy fuck look at that bird, one hoop

>> No.7443077
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>Hey. Heeeeeey.
>The news is on. Why aren't you watching it?

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I don't know how that's possible, Necro. I don't believe you had to wait until the morning paper to find that out.

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I'd be more tempted not to watch the news if that happened.

>> No.7443084

Yep I was sitting at the register at work, popped open the macomb daily and was kinda sad, more that he didn't die in an ironic way.

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This guy knows where it's at.

>> No.7443093
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The news is on right now so I looked(more to catch the weather which is hot as fuck) apparently the top story is about how a bounce house took flight with a bunch of kids in it.

Yeah that didn't enrich my life at all.

>> No.7443097

How did you do that?

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It would have been better if Aya delivered it, I'm sure.

>> No.7443107
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I flew through it. The space between the bullets isn't that small.

>> No.7443109
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Ha, I kinda felt the same way, then felt bad about it.
He did think of committing suicide by starvation in prison though, apparently.

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I was more hoping he'd get murdered by a depressed person.

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Hey, Necro... did you hear about Raburn's Grand Slam?

>> No.7443138
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Britfag here. I reckon Shameimaru's reporting wouldn't be at all different to the tripe the red-top tabloids we have publish.

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That would be implying I've had the time for anything I put in 36 hours this weekend.
mmm tripe

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Yeah, but Aya's the one doing the reporting.


Saving up for something big?

>> No.7443157
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Nonsense! Ms. Shameimaru reporting is without peer!

>> No.7443184
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Dem ears.

>> No.7443185
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She's peerless in just about everything.

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Hence the spell card.

>> No.7443193
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Other than speed.

>> No.7443203
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Yes, peerless.

>> No.7443238

Oh look an Aya thread.
So far, Hatate is still better.
Prove me wrong Shameimaru is my girlfriend tripfriend

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I'm not good under pressure.

>> No.7443261
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Hatate talks, like, really annoyingly. Also, cellphones are not cameras!


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I think he's asking us to post our best Aya images. Sure, there are betters ways of doings so but I can't back down here.

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Aya doesn't have an emo alter ego.

>> No.7443277

Oh wow, that notebook looks exactly like my DS lite. Welp...

>> No.7443278

That's right, you can't back down!
I've insulted your girlfriend. You must step up and defend her name! It is your duty as a man, as one who uses that title on a regularly-anonymous imageboard.

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Thanks for that.


To be fair, some of those images of Hatatan (I think that's what she's called) are pretty great.

>> No.7443297
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Stop noticing these things.

>> No.7443314

Everytime I see Aya I get the urge to masturbate. I think it's her skirt. On second though, it's definitely her skirt.

>> No.7443317
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speed record?

>> No.7443323
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Her skirt?

>> No.7443328

Yes. It shows off her legs very nicely.

>> No.7443331
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Beats me.


Her legs?

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>> No.7443408
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Don't run off like that out of nowhere.

>> No.7443421
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...but I haven't had dinner yet.

>> No.7443427
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So I saw the maple earrings, and for some reason that small touch nearly made my pants explode, and then I decided I want this as my wallpaper.

Any thoughts to how it looks so far? The wings seem a little rough around the edges. Tips?

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Oh, that's fine, I meant...

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Her thighs, actually. I could touch myself for hours on end while looking at her thighs.

>> No.7443453
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Most excellent. Still wouldn't replace Bubbles, though.


I'll try to hurry.


A man after my own heart.

>> No.7443534

I'm going to assume this is a Nikon body with a Sigma lens.

>> No.7443541
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Mr. Ayatrip, I see you around every once in a while and I find myself randomly curious - are you ticklish? I dunno why I feel the need to ask that, but why the hell not.

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That's what you chose to focus on?

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It's been a while since somebody tickled me but from memory I would have to say "yes".

>> No.7443570
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Is Aya ticklish?

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>> No.7443579

It's an obsession that I cannot help.

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I would hope so, personally. I imagine her to be, but I also imagine her being more of a tickler than a ticklee, someone who's more likely to grab your sides or exploit a vulnerable spot just to get your reaction. Or as a method to get the story she wants out of someone...

>> No.7443581
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Ohohoho...this is very good to know.

>> No.7443586
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Well, that's a lovely sight.

>> No.7443588
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I see.

Here, this one has the camera on center stage.

>> No.7443591
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If she wants a story then she should go make one. Hell, I'll help her out. I'm so bored, nothing exciting. I might have to make one myself if it continues.

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>> No.7443601
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I'm just interested in the idea of her interrogating stories and scoops out of people, is all. I assume most of her reporting is done out in the field, but sometimes it's just easier to drag someone in and tell them "Give me something to write about, or else."

>> No.7443602
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She could take me to explore some weird event in Gensokyo or annoy someone with the fairies or something. Hell, it doesn't even have to be Gensokyo. Just something, anything.

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I had yet to recover that image. Thank you for reminding me.

Also, delicious Aya midriff.

>> No.7443608
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I could see this happening, then the ticklee somehow reverses it.
Mmmmmm, Aya tickling...if only...

>> No.7443620
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There's not enough of it. I do what I can, but I'm a writer, not an artist, so my talents are limited.

>> No.7443626

Danmaku tickles and the hit box is the place that makes them lose it and start laughing uncontrollably.

>> No.7443628 [SPOILER] 
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A writer? Have I heard of you?
You can write tickling scenes. I've seen it done, though it's rarely done very well.

>> No.7443629
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I wish I could draw sometimes. I'd put Aya in a Lions jersey.

Man, that would be awesome.

>> No.7443632

If that's all you'd do I'm glad you can't draw.

>> No.7443633

That ticking sound when you graze a bullet is actually a small giggle.

>> No.7443634

Oh, that's easily doable with Photoshop. Give me a few minutes, hey?

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You're terrible.

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Dammit, you posted the one Aya tickling picture I knew of that I was gonna post.

You probably haven't, I very rarely post my stuff anywhere these days out of lack of self-confidence. I'm used to writing tickle-stories, though, so I'd like to think I'm somewhat decent at it. People tell me I'm good. /shrug

>> No.7443642
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Stop making me want to pick up a pencil ever again. To write or draw cool stuff sounds nice but it's too much frustration.

>> No.7443645

Oh, gimme a good Aya picture to jersey.

>> No.7443651
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After 2 years of seeing Touhou everywhere

I'm finally breaking, where can I actually play/read/ watch it?

I remember there were some OVA's or something. Anyone mind helping.

And to be frank, the samurai ghostgirl with 2 sword got me interested

>> No.7443655 [DELETED] 

First link seems legit.

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You should totally write some Aya tickling then. No self confidence? Don't worry about that; as long as the reader likes what you write (which they apparently do) you'll have accomplished your goal, self esteem be damned.

>> No.7443658

First link seems legit. And I must commend you on your taste.

>> No.7443660

Youmu is awesome :3

Good choice.

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A lack of self-confidence is a little harder to get over than just "don't worry", at least to me. I just lock up and panic and I can't get my mind off other people judging me for what I write and enjoy. I just know I'm going to see my writing posted on sites made to make fun of terrible writing/fanfic and put on the level of some of the most famous bad writings from the Internet. Ten people could tell me they love my writing, and then one person could come along, tell me I'm terrible and I should stop writing at all, and my confidence is completely shot. I don't know what it is.

>> No.7443668

I want to tickle Aya's vagina with my penis.

>> No.7443669
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Stop encouraging people to write fapfiction, encourage to learn how to draw.

Seriously we don't need anymore chocolate puke.

Also just got back from seeing X-men first class and it was totally worth not sleeping tonight.

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I'm uncertain of this. I don't want to bother you.

Do you think this could work?

>> No.7443671


Yep, there it all goes.

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Hey, I liked chocolate puke...

It's no problem, I'm waiting for my code to finish running before I go to bed anyways. I'll see what I can do.

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Dammit you guys, I guess I'm gonna try to learn to draw. Again. If I break all my pencils it's all your fault.

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Use a Jahvid Best jersey. Aya isn't tall enough to be Megatron, bit enough to be Suh, injury-prone enough to be Stafford or unaware enough to be most of the rest of the team.

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Well, shit, I'm at an impasse. On one hand, an Aya tickling fic would be excellent; Touhou tickling is rare enough, but tickling of the best damn Touhou there is almost nonexistent. I NEED this.
On the other hand, I've got no idea how to convince you to write and little time to think up something...

>> No.7443705
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Draw Aya in a banana suit, please.

>> No.7443709

I want to spend the next few months learning how to and getting better at drawing and then the following months after that learning to program or atleast how to operate VN software.

Then I can make my own VNs.

>> No.7443712
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Get a pencil sharpener kung-fu grip anon.
Yeah but nothing will ever top chocolate puke when it comes to aya and fapfiction besides some OEL doujin.

>> No.7443715
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There's also the fact that no one actually likes fanfiction and you're not worth anything if you're not drawing, according to the Internet. That also inhibits me, the fact that I am pretty much a scum-sucking waste of human life that exists only to be laughed at and ridiculed.

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I haven't learned to draw past the face sadly. It's partially why I quit. But I can try to work past that somehow. I also draw in a sketchy, somewhat masculine style I'd say


The pencil I've got is plenty fine. I don't know if it will be later though.

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well can you shade and do expressions?

I mean thats the hard shit.

Hands and feet are unimportant when it comes to touhou.

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Best had demonic weasels eating his toes last season. He still is the best Best, though.

Suh would be great... and there is always Barry.

I have a Stafford jersey. I want to believe.

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>no one actually likes fanfiction
We've got an entire damn website dedicated to Touhou fan fiction. You yourself said people have liked your fanfiction. I'm here right now trying to get you to write fanfiction. People like fanfiction.
Yeah, a lot of fanfiction is shit, but another lot of it isn't. You're not the one writing Harry Potter/Naruto crossovers; those guys are the scum-sucking wastes of human life that exist only to be laughed at and ridiculed, not you.

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I can't really do much of anything. I'm kind of mediocre admittedly. even the things I can do, I'm not so great at.

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My favorite picture of Aya is just her face. I'd like to see what you're capable of.

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Or Fairley, I guess, but then the issue of Aya not being 300 pounds comes to mind, the same one that plagues Suh.

Speaking up Fairley, what was up with Detroit's draft? They took exactly one offensive lineman and it was in the 7th round? Is the team banking on trading for Logan Mankins or something?

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And the Internet has even more websites dedicated to making fun of terrible fanfiction, to the point where "fanfic" as a word on its own can be considered a joke right there. And there's always the paranoid thought in the back of my head that someone would just want it to post it around to laugh at it and the preson who wrote it. It just has a terrible stigma against it, which is what makes me so nervous. We've already had one person saying "fuck fic, art and drawing is the only true way", I'm sure many more feel the same way.


>> No.7443771

Who's "we"?

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I could try it anyways...But I tend not to go past the sketching part. Laziness I guess. Cleaning stuff up is a huge pain.

>> No.7443779
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>And there's always the paranoid thought in the back of my head that someone would just want it to post it around to laugh at it and the preson who wrote it.

The funny thing about this is that Fifty Years still gets talked about/posted here every so often and it still makes people cry despite being a pretty poorly written story.

If you have a reasonable idea and execute it satisfactorily, you should be able to avoid becoming copypasta without a problem.

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Well what about the people like me who DO want to see your writing? Don't let us down, man.
And I guarantee that being so self-conscious is going to attract more trolls and jerks than your fanfiction. They eat that shit up.

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As you all lay there on the bed wondering what to do, eventually Sanae suggests playing spin-the-bottle, much to everyone's surprise and Youmu's consternation. A bottle is located and suddenly everyone starts to get kind of nervous once it dawns on the group that we really are going to play this, and if it goes like it should there's going to be some kissing going on.

You've got butterflies in your stomach thinking "Is this really happening?" and you do your best to avoid showing your flittish-ness. As you look back up from putting the bottle down to spin it, you notice that all the girls scooched up facing you, some of them looking kind of nervous themselves, but blushing and coy.

You spin the bottle. It feels like it took an hour to spin even though it lasted only a few seconds probably. The bottle slows down and down and then.. stops. You look up and realize it was pointing off at empty space.. Time to try again.. you spin it again and after another agonizing wait, it stops again.. but this time you're pretty sure it stopped facing someone in the group. You look up and see..

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Mayhew's mind is a complete mystery to me. I do trust him and Schwartz completely, though.

About the the O-line, it isn't AS bad as everyone thinks it is. It's in the top 10 in pass protection. The problems are the horrendous run blocking and all the dumb penalties... and Raiola being a midget.

There's still a whole lot of work left for this to be a complete team so I can't wait to see what tricks Mayhew has up his sleeves during FA.

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I know it will, that's why I'm between a rock and a hard place. I can't help but have a minor nervous breakdown, but I know doing that is even worse than just doing what I meant to do in the first place. I don't know, I just feel like it's a real lose-lose situation. And I still have this frustrating voice in my head saying "no one online actually WANTS to read your writing, they just want to laugh at it and you for writing it".


Do you really think so?

>> No.7443823 [DELETED] 

...that the bottle is pointing to empty space again. You try once more and it happens again. And again. And again. Finally, in frustration and irritation, you give up and tell someone else to take a turn. To fail to point to anyone so many times in a row must be a sign from the Gods, and you might as well obey if the priestess was a part of your group.

As you stare at the bottle with a furrowed brow, you realize no one has bothered to spin it yet. Well, it might have been one of them using their many powers to prevent you from succeeding if they were that reluctant to play.

You look up, ready to suggest some other game in that case, but find that the girls are gone. Indeed, even the walls were different. You were in your room again. There were no girls ready to play and slumber with you. You were alone again. And /jp/ is full of shitposting once again.

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Gave the drawing thing a shot, but not satisfied with it. It's not pencil break bad, but still unsatisfactory. I'll keep practicing until I make something nice enough to show.

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stop being such an indecisive little bitch. If you want to do something do it.

Honestly you're posting as anonymous, you have the perfect cover for making shit tier post if your efforts turn sour.

Not that I approve of fapfiction in any right but I'd rather see shit get done than people talking about maybe doing shit.

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That inner voice of yours is an idiot. Kick him out.

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There's at least one person on the internet who wants to read it, and a whole lot of people who will make fun of you for it but this is the internet and it's full of assholes and if you can't learn to ignore them you're in for a miserable time.

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Contrary to what being based at 4chan may have one believe, and as much as they may try to make you believe otherwise I've found that /jp/, by and large, are not insanely strict judges of things, even when those things begin encroaching on what they consider precious.

If you make something that doesn't suck, the worst you'll be met with is silence. If, however, you are obsessed with the hackneyed and decide that random ships, power levels and OCs are great ideas and need to be in every piece, the reaction will be significantly more negative.

It is important to remember, however, that those who are inherently turned off to fanfiction are not your target audience, and not worth considering when you write, because there's nothing you're going to be able to that will change their minds. Focus instead on the people that can identify and will appreciate a quality product.

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Give it a shot anyways. Don't toss it out unless you personally don't like it. That's what I think. Admittedly I have this problem too.

>> No.7443850

So how many of us are the same person?

Seriously unless he's retarded I think he gets it.

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It's not perfect, but I did what I could with what I had.

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These last several posts make me wonder if Aya has a help section of Bunbunmaru. Where people write in their problems and Aya offers advice of debatable value.

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Oh, just noticed I didn't bother editing the shadow... eh, d'you mind if that's a little bit of an inconsistency?

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I will cherish it always. Thank you so much for dedicating your time and efforts on me, buddy.

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holy shit everyone is talking to me it's kind of scary


Anonposting isn't a perfect smokescreen, if someone wants to find me they probably will. Besides, no matter what I do you'll hate me anyway.


Were it so easy.


I don't know what it is but I have serious problems just ignoring people who have negative opinions on me.


I always have this ideal in my head that if my work is just /good enough/, it can change someone's mind about fanfic, or at least I can be considered "the rare good breed" by someone who generally doesn't like fanfic, and it feels like such an ultimate achievement that I keep chasing it even though it's laughably out of my reach.


It's hard for me to like anything I do so I naturally want to throw everything out. Even if I do keep things it's rare I see them again and look at it fondly.

son of a bitch, i am shitting up this thread like nobody's business, what's wrong with me, all i'm doing is making people hate me more but i feel the need to respond, i'm sorry i'm sorry

>> No.7443864
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There's at least 4 of us, probably 5.

>> No.7443866

I will not proceed to masturbate and save all of these Aya images, especially the ones with her thighs.

>> No.7443868
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>you'll hate me anyway

You're not worth my hate. I have much more important people's cheerios to piss in.

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Please don't urinate in people's breakfast cereal.


Have fun.

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Okaay, version 2 since I can't stand stuff like that.

There's always a version 2...

>> No.7443887
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Don't worry about it too much. I suffer from the same problem. It's something we gotta overcome, right?

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Has anyone told you that they love you today?

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Hmm, not today, no.

Dunno why I enjoy photoshopping things so much, it's so very silly.

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Well, you're not hearing it from me. I do like you, though. I'll always be grateful for this.

>> No.7443930

Why didn't you transform > warp the bottom of the jersey?

its looks so gawdy.

>> No.7443936
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wait wat

I'm always happy to help out when I can.

I don't think GIMP really has a functional transform tool.

>> No.7443944

You said photoshopping earlier.

Also Iwarp could get you similar results it would just be more of a pain.

>> No.7443948

It's a colloquialism.

>> No.7443951
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Fine. Don't respond, write. When you think of the hate you could get, keep writing. Don't write something so good that it'll turn people on to fanfiction, write something so damn good that the haters will be deafened by your fans praise.
You're NOT going to please the haters; it can't be done. But unless you write something REALLY REALLY bad (and if you've gotten any praise in the past at all, you won't) they're going to hate on you once or twice and then FORGET YOU EXIST unless you respond. Yeah, anonymity isn't foolproof, but nobody is going to hate you enough to identify you from your posts alone.
I'm not asking you to not care about the hate; you shouldn't, but you do. I'm asking you to go through with it anyway. When they knock you on your ass, get up and walk past them.

So write. Don't post your work here. http://www.touhou-project.com/ has a fapfic board; use it.

I'm out of time...break on through, anonymous. G'night.
Oh, and take that inner voice of yours, hold him to the ground, and scream in his face that you aren't putting up with his shit anymore. He NEEDS to go.

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The scabbard functions with magic. I am not required to give you an explanation.

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Before this thread hits image limit I'd like to share a picture that is quickly becoming my favorite. Despite the elf ears...

It made me fall in love with her all over again. It hurts a bit, though.

>> No.7443976


Why does it hurt?

>> No.7443983
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She doesn't usually use swords, so she's not sure how to use them.

>> No.7443985

Because its my kid.

>> No.7443989


Because I don't think I could recover from having pretend children.

>> No.7443994
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Aya's dad/big brother is pretty cool looking.

>> No.7444000
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Okay, I was going to look for something else but this picture made me giggle too much to not post.
It's just so amusing.

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>> No.7444013
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Aya is pretty cool looking.

>> No.7444017
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Sexy, powerful, cool, and badass, all at once. That's our Aya.

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Aya is wonderful.

>> No.7444027
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If she's so wonderful, why does she molest Momiji?

>> No.7444029


That touhou-project.com site worries me, I don't think I'd fit in there for some reason.

>> No.7444032

You say that like it's a bad thing.

>> No.7444041

Damn, I was going to reply with the picture of her forcing herself onto Cirno but it looks like we've reached the limit.

>> No.7444049

Gif where?

sound's like an excuse, anon.
/thp/ gives credit where credit is due. They won't give you shit for writing fanfiction (duh) unless it's actually bad, if that's what you're worried about.

>> No.7444054


It's half "they won't like my writing" and half "it confuses me and I feel like if I post I'm going to break all sorts of rules I didn't see and everyone will hate me for it"

>> No.7444060

You need to worry less. The internet is the one place where social anxiety means nothing.
If you're really worried, test the waters. Post something anonymously, if you can, or under a silly name. See the reaction and work from there
There will always be people who criticize your work, no matter how good it is. Its those people that you're supposed to learn from though.

>> No.7444061

I didn't know Aya could surf.

>> No.7444063

You already did all that with your meta whining.

Too late you've broken the unwritten laws of /jp/ and will be chastised if we ever have another moderator.

>> No.7444065

I always think about her as a guy because of those videos where she gets voiced by a dude and those half naked guys keep saying stuff.

>> No.7444068


See I /know/ you're fucking with me and yet it's still affecting me and making me feel worse about myself.

>> No.7444076

oh, just give it a shot. You don't have to write some groundbreaking story; just write. We've got so damn few writers as it is. Who knows, maybe you're good.

there's a rule post stickied on the general discussion board. Read it and you'll be fine.

>> No.7444078

The question you should be asking is why do you value my opinion?
What have I done to earn your respect?
Why listen to the opinion of someone you don't respect?

>> No.7444084

OC, whining, circlejerking and sports in an Aya thread?

>> No.7444089

Bunbunmaru has a big variety section.

>> No.7444094


It's not about you earning my respect, it's that you have a negative opinion of me and that means something about me needs to change, that I am doing something wrong and dislikable. That and I'm just panicking over every little thing right now.


I did read it, that's what got me all confused and worried and panicky. I dunno what it was, but reading it made something in my head go "YOU DON'T BELONG HERE"

>> No.7444106


And hugbox

>> No.7444109

I'm a cranky negative dick and that has nothing to do with you. If you're going to model yourself around the opinions of others go join a monastery or something of old drunk monks, because otherwise people are just going to rip your self esteem to bits.

>> No.7444111

>something about me needs to change
well you're right about that. Hint hint.

Looking at your posts here, you seem good enough. We've got that there for the pooshlmer crowd.

>> No.7444113


I think it's kind of cute how you go out of your way to help people on /jp/, Necro.

>> No.7444125


I meant something else entirely, but I do understand I'm being whiny and I apologize for shitting up the thread but I kind of had a nervous breakdown and I'm still trying to get over it.

And I'm not sure what you're getting at with me seeming "good enough" and the pooshlmer crowd.


But how am I supposed to know who's just a "cranky negative dick" and who legitimately dislikes me and wants me to change? I don't want to just ignore all negative opinions because that's basically plugging my ears and going "lalala, I'm not listening", and I know how much people hate that.

>> No.7444129

You're not the first /jp/'er to call me cute, and god does it make my skin crawl.

Also nothing wrong with helping people as long as you act like a complete and total douche-bag to them.

>> No.7444138


For some reason when people try to help me like that I go on a violent rampage of trying to improve myself at whatever they wanted. But then they get mad because I screw up again and I just quit because I don't care anymore. But I shouldn't keep this going.

>> No.7444139

You're overthinking things but whatever, if you want to suffer inside your head there is nothing we can do about it.

>> No.7444140


Judging from your reaction I could keep this going but I'd rather not.

Also, of course there's nothing wrong with helping people. I just think your approach is amusing. Not that I'm making fun of you or anything.

>> No.7444141

A functional alternative is being so nice that it's creepy. It worked for some people, anyway.

>> No.7444147

you capitalize and use proper grammar and spelling and stuff. You don't use smiles and I assume you don't mindlessly spew touhou memes. Poosh guys do.
You'll be fine as long as you don't whine like this around there; they won't like that.

>> No.7444151


I'm not normally like this, I promise. At least, I hope I'm not. Like I said, I just sort of broke down tonight.

>> No.7444153

>A functional alternative is being so nice that it's creepy

/jp/ has a ton of them already.

>> No.7444159

then, again, you should be good. Just don't freak out at any criticism you get.