/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

If Ms. Shameimaru was your local news reporter, you'd watch the news more often.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't even watch television though. I'd rather her deliver newspapers, I'd at least read those.

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

There's a whole lot of things I would do if Ms. Shameimaru was involved.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd 'watch' it alright.

[Anonymous No.]

If the Pure and Honest Shameimaru was my partner, I'd be a better journalist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7442820
You could always stream it on your PC

[Anonymous No.]

>>7442823
Would you buy a used car from her?

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7442823

>There are

Yes, there are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7442830

I know it sounds stupid, but I'm too lazy to watch stuff nowadays. I'll read stuff and I'll play video games but I haven't watched a show or movie in a year.

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7442834

As long as it's built Ford Tough, sure.

[Anonymous No.]

I wouldn't mind checking out her local beach report.

[Anonymous No.]

Ms. Shameimaru would never be a televised news reporter.
She's the traditional reporter of fantasy; she'll have a camera in one hand and a pen in the other until the day she dies.

Pic only half related.

[Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA No.]

>>7442823
Would you break into a forbidden storage shed with Aya?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7442823
Would you let her take lewd photographs of you?

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7442865

Can I at least wait until the Lions win the Super Bowl?

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>7442839

Well... earthquake and nuclear holocaust in Japan, war in North Africa, and the guy who played Zeb Macahan died.

Oh, and they shot some old guy over in Pakistan recently and a lot of people seemed to get very excited about it.

That's about it.

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7442868

Most likely, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7442875
so...never?

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7442881

Within 5 years.

[Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA No.]

>>7442875
But the Lions may never win the superb owl...

[Anonymous No.]

>>7442877

Oh. I see, I'll probably forget it because I'm not too bright though. If only Aya could get me the news, maybe then I'd remember all these crazy things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7442884
are you kidding me?
the lions will never win a superbowl in your lifetime

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7442889

We'll see about that.

[Anonymous No.]

I love those pictures so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7442888
Camera shaped like a handgun?

That's interesting.

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7442907

They're okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7442913
Just ok? Bah.

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7442920

They're pretty neat.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>7442912
>Ah, your panties? Yeah I saw them, but I don't mind, I'll forget about them soon enough anyways so don't worry.

Oh man Rinnousuke, you are awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of camera does Aya use?

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>7442923

Mmm. Sexy.

At the very least, beats a cloaca.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7442922
That's more like it.

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7442939

Does that question ever get old?

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>7442939

A vintage Leica has been suggested.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7442939
see >>7442888

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7442943

To be perfectly honest, any decent illustration of Aya is miles ahead of even the best of the other girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7442957
and that's obviously not said out of personal bias, no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7442957
That's certainly true.

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7442968

I have no idea what you're talking about.

>>7442971

You know it.

[Anonymous No.]

If Aya was my local reporter she'd break into my house and MAKE me watch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7443061

I want to create some news with Aya. I'm kind of bored. No, I'm not referring to that kind of news before anyone gets any ideas.

[Necrobrotent No.]

No I wouldn't news is depressing in non-printed form.

Though sometimes its depressing in printed form I was reading the paper today and learned Kevorkian died ;_;.

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7443061

I don't think she'd need to use force for that.

[Anonymous No.]

holy fuck look at that bird, one hoop

[Anonymous No.]

>>7443061
>Hey. Heeeeeey.
>The news is on. Why aren't you watching it?

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7443070

I don't know how that's possible, Necro. I don't believe you had to wait until the morning paper to find that out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7443077

I'd be more tempted not to watch the news if that happened.

[Necrobrotent No.]

>>7443079
Yep I was sitting at the register at work, popped open the macomb daily and was kinda sad, more that he didn't die in an ironic way.

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7443082

This guy knows where it's at.

[Necrobrotent No.]

The news is on right now so I looked(more to catch the weather which is hot as fuck) apparently the top story is about how a bounce house took flight with a bunch of kids in it.

Yeah that didn't enrich my life at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7443074
How did you do that?

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7443093

It would have been better if Aya delivered it, I'm sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7443097
I flew through it. The space between the bullets isn't that small.

[Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA No.]

>>7443084
Ha, I kinda felt the same way, then felt bad about it.
He did think of committing suicide by starvation in prison though, apparently.

[Necrobrotent No.]

>>7443109
I was more hoping he'd get murdered by a depressed person.

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7443130

Hey, Necro... did you hear about Raburn's Grand Slam?

[Anonymous No.]

Britfag here. I reckon Shameimaru's reporting wouldn't be at all different to the tripe the red-top tabloids we have publish.

[Necrobrotent No.]

>>7443137
That would be implying I've had the time for anything I put in 36 hours this weekend.
>>7443138
mmm tripe

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7443138

Yeah, but Aya's the one doing the reporting.

>>7443150

Saving up for something big?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7443138
Nonsense! Ms. Shameimaru reporting is without peer!

[Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE No.]

Dem ears.

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7443157

She's peerless in just about everything.

[Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE No.]

>>7443185

Hence the spell card.

[Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA No.]

>>7443185
Other than speed.

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7443192

Yes, peerless.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh look an Aya thread.
So far, Hatate is still better.
Prove me wrong Shameimaru is my girlfriend tripfriend

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7443238

I'm not good under pressure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7443238
Hatate talks, like, really annoyingly. Also, cellphones are not cameras!

/discussion.

[Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA No.]

>>7443250
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a01QQZyl-_I

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7443261

I think he's asking us to post our best Aya images. Sure, there are betters ways of doings so but I can't back down here.

[Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE No.]

>>7443238

Aya doesn't have an emo alter ego.

[Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA No.]

>>7443272
Oh wow, that notebook looks exactly like my DS lite. Welp...

[Anonymous No.]

>>7443272
That's right, you can't back down!
I've insulted your girlfriend. You must step up and defend her name! It is your duty as a man, as one who uses that title on a regularly-anonymous imageboard.

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7443264

Thanks for that.

>>7443273

To be fair, some of those images of Hatatan (I think that's what she's called) are pretty great.

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7443277

Stop noticing these things.

[Anonymous No.]

Everytime I see Aya I get the urge to masturbate. I think it's her skirt. On second though, it's definitely her skirt.

[Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA No.]

>>7443297
speed record?

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7443314

Her skirt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7443323
Yes. It shows off her legs very nicely.

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7443317

Beats me.

>>7443328

Her legs?

[Anonymous No.]

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

Yep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7443397
Don't run off like that out of nowhere.

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7443408

...but I haven't had dinner yet.

[Saegrimr !SHIELDM.mE No.]

>>7442988
So I saw the maple earrings, and for some reason that small touch nearly made my pants explode, and then I decided I want this as my wallpaper.

Any thoughts to how it looks so far? The wings seem a little rough around the edges. Tips?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7443421
Oh, that's fine, I meant...
Uh...nevermind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7443331
Her thighs, actually. I could touch myself for hours on end while looking at her thighs.

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7443427

Most excellent. Still wouldn't replace Bubbles, though.

>>7443428

I'll try to hurry.

>>7443430

A man after my own heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7443453
I'm going to assume this is a Nikon body with a Sigma lens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7443453

Mr. Ayatrip, I see you around every once in a while and I find myself randomly curious - are you ticklish? I dunno why I feel the need to ask that, but why the hell not.

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7443534

That's what you chose to focus on?

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7443541

It's been a while since somebody tickled me but from memory I would have to say "yes".

[Anonymous No.]

Is Aya ticklish?

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7443570

Very.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7443549
It's an obsession that I cannot help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7443570

I would hope so, personally. I imagine her to be, but I also imagine her being more of a tickler than a ticklee, someone who's more likely to grab your sides or exploit a vulnerable spot just to get your reaction. Or as a method to get the story she wants out of someone...

[Anonymous No.]

>>7443573
Ohohoho...this is very good to know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7443581

Well, that's a lovely sight.

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7443579

I see.

Here, this one has the camera on center stage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7443580

If she wants a story then she should go make one. Hell, I'll help her out. I'm so bored, nothing exciting. I might have to make one myself if it continues.

[Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA No.]

>>7443591
explain_further.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>7443591

I'm just interested in the idea of her interrogating stories and scoops out of people, is all. I assume most of her reporting is done out in the field, but sometimes it's just easier to drag someone in and tell them "Give me something to write about, or else."

[Anonymous No.]

>>7443595

She could take me to explore some weird event in Gensokyo or annoy someone with the fairies or something. Hell, it doesn't even have to be Gensokyo. Just something, anything.

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7443581

I had yet to recover that image. Thank you for reminding me.

Also, delicious Aya midriff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7443580
I could see this happening, then the ticklee somehow reverses it.
Mmmmmm, Aya tickling...if only...

[Anonymous No.]

>>7443608

There's not enough of it. I do what I can, but I'm a writer, not an artist, so my talents are limited.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7443580
>>7443608
Danmaku tickles and the hit box is the place that makes them lose it and start laughing uncontrollably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7443620
A writer? Have I heard of you?
You can write tickling scenes. I've seen it done, though it's rarely done very well.

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7443620

I wish I could draw sometimes. I'd put Aya in a Lions jersey.

Man, that would be awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7443629
If that's all you'd do I'm glad you can't draw.

[Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA No.]

>>7443626
That ticking sound when you graze a bullet is actually a small giggle.

[Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA No.]

>>7443629
Oh, that's easily doable with Photoshop. Give me a few minutes, hey?

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7443632

You're terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7443628

Dammit, you posted the one Aya tickling picture I knew of that I was gonna post.

You probably haven't, I very rarely post my stuff anywhere these days out of lack of self-confidence. I'm used to writing tickle-stories, though, so I'd like to think I'm somewhat decent at it. People tell me I'm good. /shrug

[Anonymous No.]

Stop making me want to pick up a pencil ever again. To write or draw cool stuff sounds nice but it's too much frustration.

[Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA No.]

>>7443636
Oh, gimme a good Aya picture to jersey.

[Anonymous No.]

After 2 years of seeing Touhou everywhere

I'm finally breaking, where can I actually play/read/ watch it?

I remember there were some OVA's or something. Anyone mind helping.

And to be frank, the samurai ghostgirl with 2 sword got me interested

[Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA No.]

>>7443651
>>>/rs/perfect+cherry+blossom&from=ALL
First link seems legit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7443640
You should totally write some Aya tickling then. No self confidence? Don't worry about that; as long as the reader likes what you write (which they apparently do) you'll have accomplished your goal, self esteem be damned.

[Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA No.]

>>7443651
>>>/rs/perfect+cherry+blossom&from=ALL
First link seems legit. And I must commend you on your taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7443651
Youmu is awesome :3

Good choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7443656

A lack of self-confidence is a little harder to get over than just "don't worry", at least to me. I just lock up and panic and I can't get my mind off other people judging me for what I write and enjoy. I just know I'm going to see my writing posted on sites made to make fun of terrible writing/fanfic and put on the level of some of the most famous bad writings from the Internet. Ten people could tell me they love my writing, and then one person could come along, tell me I'm terrible and I should stop writing at all, and my confidence is completely shot. I don't know what it is.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to tickle Aya's vagina with my penis.

[Necrobrotent No.]

Stop encouraging people to write fapfiction, encourage to learn how to draw.

Seriously we don't need anymore chocolate puke.

Also just got back from seeing X-men first class and it was totally worth not sleeping tonight.

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7443645

I'm uncertain of this. I don't want to bother you.

Do you think this could work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7443669

Yep, there it all goes.

[Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA No.]

>>7443669
Hey, I liked chocolate puke...

>>7443670
It's no problem, I'm waiting for my code to finish running before I go to bed anyways. I'll see what I can do.

[Anonymous No.]

Dammit you guys, I guess I'm gonna try to learn to draw. Again. If I break all my pencils it's all your fault.

[Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE No.]

>>7443634
>>7443645
>>7443677

Use a Jahvid Best jersey. Aya isn't tall enough to be Megatron, bit enough to be Suh, injury-prone enough to be Stafford or unaware enough to be most of the rest of the team.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7443666
Well, shit, I'm at an impasse. On one hand, an Aya tickling fic would be excellent; Touhou tickling is rare enough, but tickling of the best damn Touhou there is almost nonexistent. I NEED this.
On the other hand, I've got no idea how to convince you to write and little time to think up something...

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7443687

Draw Aya in a banana suit, please.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to spend the next few months learning how to and getting better at drawing and then the following months after that learning to program or atleast how to operate VN software.

Then I can make my own VNs.

[Necrobrotent No.]

>>7443687
Get a pencil sharpener kung-fu grip anon.
>>7443677
Yeah but nothing will ever top chocolate puke when it comes to aya and fapfiction besides some OEL doujin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7443701

There's also the fact that no one actually likes fanfiction and you're not worth anything if you're not drawing, according to the Internet. That also inhibits me, the fact that I am pretty much a scum-sucking waste of human life that exists only to be laughed at and ridiculed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7443705

I haven't learned to draw past the face sadly. It's partially why I quit. But I can try to work past that somehow. I also draw in a sketchy, somewhat masculine style I'd say

>>7443712

The pencil I've got is plenty fine. I don't know if it will be later though.

[Necrobrotent No.]

>>7443729
well can you shade and do expressions?

I mean thats the hard shit.

Hands and feet are unimportant when it comes to touhou.

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7443696

Best had demonic weasels eating his toes last season. He still is the best Best, though.

Suh would be great... and there is always Barry.

I have a Stafford jersey. I want to believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7443715
>no one actually likes fanfiction
What?
We've got an entire damn website dedicated to Touhou fan fiction. You yourself said people have liked your fanfiction. I'm here right now trying to get you to write fanfiction. People like fanfiction.
Yeah, a lot of fanfiction is shit, but another lot of it isn't. You're not the one writing Harry Potter/Naruto crossovers; those guys are the scum-sucking wastes of human life that exist only to be laughed at and ridiculed, not you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7443736

I can't really do much of anything. I'm kind of mediocre admittedly. even the things I can do, I'm not so great at.

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7443729

My favorite picture of Aya is just her face. I'd like to see what you're capable of.

[Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE No.]

>>7443737

Or Fairley, I guess, but then the issue of Aya not being 300 pounds comes to mind, the same one that plagues Suh.

Speaking up Fairley, what was up with Detroit's draft? They took exactly one offensive lineman and it was in the 7th round? Is the team banking on trading for Logan Mankins or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7443742

And the Internet has even more websites dedicated to making fun of terrible fanfiction, to the point where "fanfic" as a word on its own can be considered a joke right there. And there's always the paranoid thought in the back of my head that someone would just want it to post it around to laugh at it and the preson who wrote it. It just has a terrible stigma against it, which is what makes me so nervous. We've already had one person saying "fuck fic, art and drawing is the only true way", I'm sure many more feel the same way.

tl;dr WHINE WHINE WHINE MOPE MOPE MOPE LISTEN TO MY OPINIONS ABOUT FANFIC

[Anonymous No.]

>>7443742
Who's "we"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7443749

I could try it anyways...But I tend not to go past the sketching part. Laziness I guess. Cleaning stuff up is a huge pain.

[Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE No.]

>>7443759
>And there's always the paranoid thought in the back of my head that someone would just want it to post it around to laugh at it and the preson who wrote it.

The funny thing about this is that Fifty Years still gets talked about/posted here every so often and it still makes people cry despite being a pretty poorly written story.

If you have a reasonable idea and execute it satisfactorily, you should be able to avoid becoming copypasta without a problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7443759
Well what about the people like me who DO want to see your writing? Don't let us down, man.
And I guarantee that being so self-conscious is going to attract more trolls and jerks than your fanfiction. They eat that shit up.

[Anonymous No.]

As you all lay there on the bed wondering what to do, eventually Sanae suggests playing spin-the-bottle, much to everyone's surprise and Youmu's consternation. A bottle is located and suddenly everyone starts to get kind of nervous once it dawns on the group that we really are going to play this, and if it goes like it should there's going to be some kissing going on.

You've got butterflies in your stomach thinking "Is this really happening?" and you do your best to avoid showing your flittish-ness. As you look back up from putting the bottle down to spin it, you notice that all the girls scooched up facing you, some of them looking kind of nervous themselves, but blushing and coy.

You spin the bottle. It feels like it took an hour to spin even though it lasted only a few seconds probably. The bottle slows down and down and then.. stops. You look up and realize it was pointing off at empty space.. Time to try again.. you spin it again and after another agonizing wait, it stops again.. but this time you're pretty sure it stopped facing someone in the group. You look up and see..

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7443758

Mayhew's mind is a complete mystery to me. I do trust him and Schwartz completely, though.

About the the O-line, it isn't AS bad as everyone thinks it is. It's in the top 10 in pass protection. The problems are the horrendous run blocking and all the dumb penalties... and Raiola being a midget.

There's still a whole lot of work left for this to be a complete team so I can't wait to see what tricks Mayhew has up his sleeves during FA.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7443795

I know it will, that's why I'm between a rock and a hard place. I can't help but have a minor nervous breakdown, but I know doing that is even worse than just doing what I meant to do in the first place. I don't know, I just feel like it's a real lose-lose situation. And I still have this frustrating voice in my head saying "no one online actually WANTS to read your writing, they just want to laugh at it and you for writing it".

>>7443779

Do you really think so?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7443804
...that the bottle is pointing to empty space again. You try once more and it happens again. And again. And again. Finally, in frustration and irritation, you give up and tell someone else to take a turn. To fail to point to anyone so many times in a row must be a sign from the Gods, and you might as well obey if the priestess was a part of your group.

As you stare at the bottle with a furrowed brow, you realize no one has bothered to spin it yet. Well, it might have been one of them using their many powers to prevent you from succeeding if they were that reluctant to play.

You look up, ready to suggest some other game in that case, but find that the girls are gone. Indeed, even the walls were different. You were in your room again. There were no girls ready to play and slumber with you. You were alone again. And /jp/ is full of shitposting once again.

[Anonymous No.]

Gave the drawing thing a shot, but not satisfied with it. It's not pencil break bad, but still unsatisfactory. I'll keep practicing until I make something nice enough to show.

[Necrobrotent No.]

>>7443814
stop being such an indecisive little bitch. If you want to do something do it.

Honestly you're posting as anonymous, you have the perfect cover for making shit tier post if your efforts turn sour.

Not that I approve of fapfiction in any right but I'd rather see shit get done than people talking about maybe doing shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7443814
That inner voice of yours is an idiot. Kick him out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7443814
There's at least one person on the internet who wants to read it, and a whole lot of people who will make fun of you for it but this is the internet and it's full of assholes and if you can't learn to ignore them you're in for a miserable time.

[Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE No.]

>>7443814

Contrary to what being based at 4chan may have one believe, and as much as they may try to make you believe otherwise I've found that /jp/, by and large, are not insanely strict judges of things, even when those things begin encroaching on what they consider precious.

If you make something that doesn't suck, the worst you'll be met with is silence. If, however, you are obsessed with the hackneyed and decide that random ships, power levels and OCs are great ideas and need to be in every piece, the reaction will be significantly more negative.

It is important to remember, however, that those who are inherently turned off to fanfiction are not your target audience, and not worth considering when you write, because there's nothing you're going to be able to that will change their minds. Focus instead on the people that can identify and will appreciate a quality product.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7443814

Give it a shot anyways. Don't toss it out unless you personally don't like it. That's what I think. Admittedly I have this problem too.

[Necrobrotent No.]

>>7443846
>>7443844
>>7443838
>>7443838
>>7443833
>>7443828
So how many of us are the same person?

Seriously unless he's retarded I think he gets it.

[Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA No.]

It's not perfect, but I did what I could with what I had.

[Anonymous No.]

These last several posts make me wonder if Aya has a help section of Bunbunmaru. Where people write in their problems and Aya offers advice of debatable value.

[Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA No.]

Oh, just noticed I didn't bother editing the shadow... eh, d'you mind if that's a little bit of an inconsistency?

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7443851

I will cherish it always. Thank you so much for dedicating your time and efforts on me, buddy.

[Anonymous No.]

holy shit everyone is talking to me it's kind of scary

>>7443828

Anonposting isn't a perfect smokescreen, if someone wants to find me they probably will. Besides, no matter what I do you'll hate me anyway.

>>7443833

Were it so easy.

>>7443838

I don't know what it is but I have serious problems just ignoring people who have negative opinions on me.


>>7443844

I always have this ideal in my head that if my work is just /good enough/, it can change someone's mind about fanfic, or at least I can be considered "the rare good breed" by someone who generally doesn't like fanfic, and it feels like such an ultimate achievement that I keep chasing it even though it's laughably out of my reach.

>>7443846

It's hard for me to like anything I do so I naturally want to throw everything out. Even if I do keep things it's rare I see them again and look at it fondly.

son of a bitch, i am shitting up this thread like nobody's business, what's wrong with me, all i'm doing is making people hate me more but i feel the need to respond, i'm sorry i'm sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>7443850
There's at least 4 of us, probably 5.

[Anonymous No.]

I will not proceed to masturbate and save all of these Aya images, especially the ones with her thighs.

[Necrobrotent No.]

>>7443863
>you'll hate me anyway

You're not worth my hate. I have much more important people's cheerios to piss in.

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7443868

Please don't urinate in people's breakfast cereal.

>>7443866

Have fun.

[Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA No.]

Okaay, version 2 since I can't stand stuff like that.

There's always a version 2...

[Anonymous No.]

>>7443863

Don't worry about it too much. I suffer from the same problem. It's something we gotta overcome, right?

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7443883

Has anyone told you that they love you today?

[Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA No.]

>>7443894
Hmm, not today, no.

Dunno why I enjoy photoshopping things so much, it's so very silly.

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7443903

Well, you're not hearing it from me. I do like you, though. I'll always be grateful for this.

[Necrobrotent No.]

>>7443903
Why didn't you transform > warp the bottom of the jersey?

its looks so gawdy.

[Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA No.]

>>7443874
wait wat

>>7443924
I'm always happy to help out when I can.

>>7443930
I don't think GIMP really has a functional transform tool.

[Necrobrotent No.]

>>7443936
You said photoshopping earlier.

Also Iwarp could get you similar results it would just be more of a pain.

[Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA No.]

>>7443944
It's a colloquialism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7443863
Fine. Don't respond, write. When you think of the hate you could get, keep writing. Don't write something so good that it'll turn people on to fanfiction, write something so damn good that the haters will be deafened by your fans praise.
You're NOT going to please the haters; it can't be done. But unless you write something REALLY REALLY bad (and if you've gotten any praise in the past at all, you won't) they're going to hate on you once or twice and then FORGET YOU EXIST unless you respond. Yeah, anonymity isn't foolproof, but nobody is going to hate you enough to identify you from your posts alone.
I'm not asking you to not care about the hate; you shouldn't, but you do. I'm asking you to go through with it anyway. When they knock you on your ass, get up and walk past them.

So write. Don't post your work here. http://www.touhou-project.com/ has a fapfic board; use it.

I'm out of time...break on through, anonymous. G'night.
Oh, and take that inner voice of yours, hold him to the ground, and scream in his face that you aren't putting up with his shit anymore. He NEEDS to go.

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7443936

The scabbard functions with magic. I am not required to give you an explanation.

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

Before this thread hits image limit I'd like to share a picture that is quickly becoming my favorite. Despite the elf ears...

It made me fall in love with her all over again. It hurts a bit, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7443968

Why does it hurt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7443936
She doesn't usually use swords, so she's not sure how to use them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7443976
Because its my kid.

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7443976

Because I don't think I could recover from having pretend children.

[Anonymous No.]

Aya's dad/big brother is pretty cool looking.

[Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA No.]

>>7443983
Okay, I was going to look for something else but this picture made me giggle too much to not post.
It's just so amusing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7444000

[Anonymous No.]

Aya is pretty cool looking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7444013
Sexy, powerful, cool, and badass, all at once. That's our Aya.

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7444013

Aya is wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7444019
If she's so wonderful, why does she molest Momiji?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7443951

That touhou-project.com site worries me, I don't think I'd fit in there for some reason.

[Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA No.]

>>7444027
You say that like it's a bad thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7444032
Damn, I was going to reply with the picture of her forcing herself onto Cirno but it looks like we've reached the limit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7444027
Gif where?

>>7444029
sound's like an excuse, anon.
/thp/ gives credit where credit is due. They won't give you shit for writing fanfiction (duh) unless it's actually bad, if that's what you're worried about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7444049

It's half "they won't like my writing" and half "it confuses me and I feel like if I post I'm going to break all sorts of rules I didn't see and everyone will hate me for it"

[Anonymous No.]

>>7444054
You need to worry less. The internet is the one place where social anxiety means nothing.
If you're really worried, test the waters. Post something anonymously, if you can, or under a silly name. See the reaction and work from there
There will always be people who criticize your work, no matter how good it is. Its those people that you're supposed to learn from though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7444013
I didn't know Aya could surf.

[Necrobrotent No.]

>>7444054
You already did all that with your meta whining.

Too late you've broken the unwritten laws of /jp/ and will be chastised if we ever have another moderator.

[None !Cidintrap. No.]

I always think about her as a guy because of those videos where she gets voiced by a dude and those half naked guys keep saying stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7444063

See I /know/ you're fucking with me and yet it's still affecting me and making me feel worse about myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7444054
oh, just give it a shot. You don't have to write some groundbreaking story; just write. We've got so damn few writers as it is. Who knows, maybe you're good.

there's a rule post stickied on the general discussion board. Read it and you'll be fine.

[Necrobrotent No.]

>>7444068
The question you should be asking is why do you value my opinion?
What have I done to earn your respect?
Why listen to the opinion of someone you don't respect?

[Anonymous No.]

OC, whining, circlejerking and sports in an Aya thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7444084
Bunbunmaru has a big variety section.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7444078

It's not about you earning my respect, it's that you have a negative opinion of me and that means something about me needs to change, that I am doing something wrong and dislikable. That and I'm just panicking over every little thing right now.

>>7444076

I did read it, that's what got me all confused and worried and panicky. I dunno what it was, but reading it made something in my head go "YOU DON'T BELONG HERE"

[Anonymous No.]

>>7444084

And hugbox

[Necrobrotent No.]

>>7444094
I'm a cranky negative dick and that has nothing to do with you. If you're going to model yourself around the opinions of others go join a monastery or something of old drunk monks, because otherwise people are just going to rip your self esteem to bits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7444094
>something about me needs to change
well you're right about that. Hint hint.

Looking at your posts here, you seem good enough. We've got that there for the pooshlmer crowd.

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7444109

I think it's kind of cute how you go out of your way to help people on /jp/, Necro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7444111

I meant something else entirely, but I do understand I'm being whiny and I apologize for shitting up the thread but I kind of had a nervous breakdown and I'm still trying to get over it.

And I'm not sure what you're getting at with me seeming "good enough" and the pooshlmer crowd.

>>7444109

But how am I supposed to know who's just a "cranky negative dick" and who legitimately dislikes me and wants me to change? I don't want to just ignore all negative opinions because that's basically plugging my ears and going "lalala, I'm not listening", and I know how much people hate that.

[Necrobrotent No.]

>>7444113
You're not the first /jp/'er to call me cute, and god does it make my skin crawl.

Also nothing wrong with helping people as long as you act like a complete and total douche-bag to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7444129

For some reason when people try to help me like that I go on a violent rampage of trying to improve myself at whatever they wanted. But then they get mad because I screw up again and I just quit because I don't care anymore. But I shouldn't keep this going.

[Necrobrotent No.]

>>7444125
You're overthinking things but whatever, if you want to suffer inside your head there is nothing we can do about it.

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7444129

Judging from your reaction I could keep this going but I'd rather not.

Also, of course there's nothing wrong with helping people. I just think your approach is amusing. Not that I'm making fun of you or anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7444129
A functional alternative is being so nice that it's creepy. It worked for some people, anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7444125
you capitalize and use proper grammar and spelling and stuff. You don't use smiles and I assume you don't mindlessly spew touhou memes. Poosh guys do.
You'll be fine as long as you don't whine like this around there; they won't like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7444147

I'm not normally like this, I promise. At least, I hope I'm not. Like I said, I just sort of broke down tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7444141
>A functional alternative is being so nice that it's creepy

/jp/ has a ton of them already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7444151
then, again, you should be good. Just don't freak out at any criticism you get.