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Anyone else think cats are fucking terrifying? I can't stand them, and people always laugh at me when I run from them. Why is it considered acceptable to be afraid of rats snakes or spiders, but strange to be afraid of cats? They're little killing machines for Christ's sake!

>> No.7441349

Because you're a pussy

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>> No.7441353
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Cats and kittens are cute, what are you talking about? Even if a kitten tries to claw and bite you, it's cute. There's nothing they can do and not be cute.

>> No.7441361

>>7441353
You're just like those people who post close-up pictures of spiders and try to say all spiders are cute. Yeah, cats are cute in pictures, but in real life they are terrifying.

>> No.7441371

Cats have razor sharp claws and teeth
They can suck the breath out of a sleeping person or baby
They're basically just tigers in miniature, and tigers can kill fucking anybody
They kill other creatures for fun and drag the mutilated corpses around to spite you

How could anyone not be terrified of cats?

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My cat is sleeping on my lap like a little angel as I type this.

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>>7441361
See, this here's my cat, Kitkit.
He's not terrifying; he's just lazy as shit.

Cats have personalities.
Some are mean, some are nice.
Some are wild, some are laid back.

>> No.7441410

>>7441388
I dunno. I remember one time I was walking home from the grocery store at 3 AM or so, and it was dark, and suddenly I heard some cat scream at me out of nowhere. I just about shit my pants.

>> No.7441414

hey, I saved some kittens today. they was stuck on a tree.

>> No.7441436

>>7441361
No, I have spent entire summer holidays with cats as a kid. When they're small, they're pretty harmless in whatever they're doing and after they grow up they stop giving a fuck about clawing and biting you.

Cats are the best pets period.

>> No.7441441

>>7441436
Blasphemy. You've clearly never had a pet hermit crab.

>> No.7441445

But rats carry are known to be disease ridden, snakes are prone to be poisonous. And spiders.....well liquifying your prey and then sucking out the juice isn't cool.

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>>7441349
Good job.

>> No.7441452

>>7441441
Hi thar, Yamato.

>> No.7441459

Cats are fluffy, chill, and you can hear their happiness. They are the best pets

>> No.7441475 [DELETED] 

>>7441385
is ur cat fat

>> No.7441487

>>7441475
mine is audacious

>> No.7441488

>>7441441
I won a hermit crab in some game at the state fair when I was younger. The little bastard got out of whatever I had it in the very first day I had it, and promptly crawled behind the stove and died. Worst pet ever.

>> No.7441497

>>7441475
No.

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I love cats, but I did always find their popularity interesting.

People love cute animals, they'll keep bunnies, guinea pigs, kittens, hamsters, and kittens as pets. Their all cute, all adorable, all grazing animals except for the cat which is a vicious predator.

>> No.7441513

http://pusheen.tumblr.com

Seriously, how can you find something like this scary is beyond me.

>> No.7441515

>>7441503
>they'll keep bunnies, guinea pigs, "kittens", hamsters, and "kittens" as pets

>> No.7441541

>>7441515

Yeah guinea pigs and hamsters are practically the same thing. I don't know why he would bring them both up.

>> No.7441551

I love my cat, never even tries to attack me. Sitting on my lap as I type this.

>> No.7441552

Legend says that Napoleon was afraid of cats.

That's not /jp/ related though.

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Carlito

>> No.7441563

I am deathly allergic to cats. I got sent to the hospital when I was 5 just by being in the same room as one.

>> No.7441570

>>7441560
You should get that checked out. It may become infected.

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Cats can be scary when they're mad. If you got attacked by a cat as a little kid I could understand having a phobia.

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>>7441686
Ranma was also an ailurophobe.

>> No.7441705

I remember getting this sudden impulse of sadism as a kid when I saw a stray cat run away from me and hide in the bushes. I started throwing pine cones at it, to which it responded by trying to claw at me. I dodged and kicked it really far. Good times.

>> No.7441713

Edgy as fuck bro.

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I can't stand cats neither. Because i'm abnormally jealous when someone i like gets near one. It doesn't help neither that everyone i like seems to be a cat lover. Either way, i'm really sadistic against cats, so you'd rather not want to leave me alone in a room with a cat.
The funny thing is, i have alot of cat pictures and use them all the time

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Terrifying? I don't see how.

I've lived with at least 5 cats all my life, and its not hard to notice its effect on me.

>> No.7441739

I've always been somewhat afraid of cats, but almost all of them want to sit on my lap or cuddle when they get near me.

>> No.7441740

>>7441737

Having cats makes you retarded?

>> No.7441744

Dogs > Cats

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>>7441740
I would highly doubt that, I was referring to my obsession/attachment to cute things and mild fetish with nekomimi (only one i have, really)

>> No.7441747

>>>/an/

>> No.7441748

>>7441735
fucking niggers

>> No.7441756

>>7441740
How the fuck did you even come up with that?

>> No.7441752

>>7441747
See, I would consider going there every now and then, but the only times I've checked it out there have been pictures of fucking spiders on the front page. Never again.

>> No.7441755

>>7441748
>>7441735
Samefriend

>> No.7441762

Nah I never ever owned a cat scary to any degree. They are really nice gentle adaptive creatures in my experience.
So why are you posting this here instead of /an/ anyway?

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>>7441752

I understand. There are other places to post spider porn, right?

>> No.7441776

>>7441744
Indeed, dogs are far more terrifying.
Just imagine it. You're on all fours, then suddenly your dog comes into your room, takes your pants off then starts licking your asshole. As you get excited, you start to instinctively bend torwards the ground, which spreads your butt cheeks, making room for the dog to insert his dick into your tight little virgin ass.

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average /jp/ user's room

>> No.7441799

Anyone else think girls are fucking terrifying? I can't stand them, and people always laugh at me when I run from them. Why is it considered acceptable to be afraid of rats snakes or spiders, but strange to be afraid of girls? They're soulless monsters for Christ's sake!

>> No.7441801

>>7441790

That cat looks hilarious.

>> No.7441852

>>7441735
Damn, it's unfortunate that I could tell a gif of a cat and a black person wasn't going to end well. Fuck this world.

>> No.7442019

>>7441790
What's that thing under the bed?

>> No.7442955

>>7442019
looks like a cable modem to me, sir.

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>>7442955
I think she was referring to this.

>> No.7443179

Have you never pet a nice, soft cat OP?

Or have cats always attacked you when you tried to pet them?

Because all it takes is one nice cat that will let you pet it, or maybe even pick it up and hold it, and you'll probably like cats from then on. Kittens are pretty damn easy to pet and hold, you should schedule an appointment to go pet a kitten and then you'll get over your fear.

>> No.7443191

>>7443160
well it's an adjustable bed
so some kind of engine?

>> No.7443215

I am allergic to cats and dogs. My life is sad.

>> No.7443247

I'd love to care for a cat, but I can barely care for myself so that's a no go. But you should overcome your ignorance OP.

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