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If you found Remilia chained up on her bed and hugging a stuffed animal, how would you proceed?

>> No.7422142

Unchain her.

>> No.7422148

steal the stuffed animal

>> No.7422153

Be a gentleman and unchain her.

>> No.7422151

>>7422142

>> No.7422165

>>7422148
Pretty much this.

>> No.7422166

turn 360 degrees and walk away

>> No.7422167

>>7422139
>>7422142
>>7422153
Pretty much.

>> No.7422171

Rape Flandre

>> No.7422176

>>7422171
That feeling when your penis explodes into a fine red mist.

>> No.7422186
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7422186

>>7422176
At least it died doing what it loved

>> No.7422198

Given that Remilia could give me a retroactive abortion, I don't think I'd do much other than die of moe.

>> No.7422202

I guess I'll add that if I can't unchain her, I'll take care of her. I could be a cool temp butler or something.

>> No.7422222

>>7422148
asshole

>> No.7422248
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>>7422139
Drive a stake through the undead beasts heart!

It is the only way to kill it!

>> No.7422249

How is she hugging the stuffed animal if she's chained up? I need more details.

>> No.7422252

Put on my headband and whip.
And hope I have Holy Water on hand.
Hearts too. Lots of them.

>> No.7422256

Fill up a freighter plane full of garlic and fly it into her house, Islamic militant style.

>> No.7422255

>>7422248
I'd run my wooden stake through her chest, if you know what I mean.

>> No.7422283

Sweet, restrained, Loli Vampire poon

>> No.7422369

take her stuffed animal, unchain her, and tease her with it

>> No.7422382 [SPOILER] 
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7422382

If you found Remilia being posted everyday until you liked it like this, how would you proceed?

>> No.7422391

>>7422382
With my penis

>> No.7422405

>>7422382
Too lewd.

>> No.7422409

>>7422391
This.

>> No.7422419

>>7422391

I'd like to say too lewd as well, but it's pretty much an invitation, so why not?

>> No.7422454

>>7422419
an invitation to death

>> No.7422460

>>7422454
What a way to die

This is how I hope to die, dickdeep in Vampire Loli

>> No.7422466

>>7422454

Considering I likely wouldn't get better options, I'd probably prefer to die like that.

>> No.7422485

>>7422466
I dunno, I'd like to die dickdeep in both of them.

>> No.7422499

>>7422485

That's what I'm saying. I probably won't get any better offer whether I'm kept dead or alive, so why not go that route?

>> No.7422512

>>7422499
Just have Sakuya do a timefreeze with you, pull out of one, stick it in, timefreeze, and repeat.

>> No.7422518

>>7422512

Yeah, I get that, but that's not what I'm talking about exactly...

>> No.7422524 [DELETED] 

>>7422454
if you pound them both enough with your [spoilers]stake[/spoilers] Im sure you'll come out with your [spoilers]life[/spoilers] intact.

>> No.7422530

>>7422454
if you pound them both enough with your stake Im sure you'll come out with your life intact.

>> No.7422537

if you pound them both enough with your stake Im sure you'll come out with your life intact.

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