/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

>In bookstore buying manga
>Cute girl sitting on the floor reading Soul Eater
>Forgive her terrible tastes and try to start a conversation with her
>She smiles and goes back to reading
>I list all my favorite manga in case she read any of them
>She asks me to leave her alone
>I tell her how pretty she is
>She cusses at me
>I tell her I love her
>She starts yelling
>Store security come over to see whats going on
>I calmly ask them to leave me to my conversation
>She starts lying to them about me and they try to manhandle me
>Fight back but get way too agitated and get held down
>I ended up pissing myself
>The girl just stands there looking disgusted

[Anonymous No.]

Where's the spaghetti? Where are the bears? You just piss yourself? No shitting? Your story is fucking awful, sion, you can do better than that.

[Anonymous No.]

Soul Eater is pretty entertaining, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7419665
This is the shit that turned /v/ into WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A GAYMER BOYFRIEND YET? WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? COLLEGE GENERAL!

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

I will report without end.

[Anonymous No.]

>Chris gununu.jpg
>polite koren.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

Fucking green text.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7419683
/v/ was shit way before.

Actually I'm on 4chan since 2004, and I've never seen /v/ not being shit.

[Anonymous No.]

i might give it a shot since i'm a colossal faggot

>penis inspection day
>penis full of smegma and smells awful
>too embarassed to get my penis inspected
>they wrestle me down and inspect my penis
>got sent to penis camp
>got bullied by an asian goth and a black ricer
>had to lick clean their penises
>spaghetti falls out of my pockets
>the spaghetti burst into treads
>i realized i am a bear
>fucking gamestop

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>>7419743
Bravo.

[Anonymous No.]

Why weren't you at gamestop? Why weren't you reading Atlas Shrugged? Did anyone want to fuck?

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>>7419743
started well, but the last few lines ruined it

really overused

[Anonymous No.]

>Walk into gamestop
>Hot ass girl cashier
>"Hi welcome to gamestop"
>get so nervous i start to fart
>"are you ok"
>she touches my shoulder
>shit pants
>ask if they have a bathroom
>"Here i'll show you"
>leads me by hand into bathroom
>"uhh thanks"
>she rips off my pants
>shit everywhere
>bends me over
>starts to lick my asshole
>starts moaning
>she starts smearing shit all over her face
>she starts roaring in ecstacy
>roaring
>she is a bear
>realize bear is eating my asshole
>bear keeps nibbling on all of my ass hairs, cleaning off all the dingle berries
>shit into bears mouth
>bear is now gurgling, struggling to swallow all of my shit
>tears are running down its face because it smells so bad
>bear is roaring and gurgling on my putrid shit
>voice outside "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?"
>manager opens the door
>gets on the floor
>everybody freaks the fuck out because a bear is eating my ass

[Anonymous No.]

anyone still have the one where the guy hides behind the ps3 shelf but gets hit anyway because no games?

[Anonymous No.]

Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

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IT'S LIKE I'M REALLY ON /v/

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>>7419738

I remember when 4chan actually was a nice place to hang out. People posted about things they were interested in, instead of posted for the sake of posting.

[Anonymous No.]

The fuck is all that green shit on my browser.

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>>7419817
Ironic since you're using a /v/ image macro.

Get the fuck out.

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>>7419665
OP you better drink your own piss then...

[Anonymous No.]

All non sages in this thread are OP.

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>>7419756

Oh my god, I don't understand that bear thing everywhere but you made me laugh like hell.

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>>7419665

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>>7419847
So I always wondered.

What if those were actually dyson fans?

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>>7419853
No, we're not threading on thin ice here. Go away.

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>>7419768
>Walk into gamestop with $60, looking for a game to buy
>While I'm browsing, I notice a fat neckbeard in the corner with a lump in his coat looking nervous
>Think it's just his boner, smile and keep browsing
>Hear the click of a gun, it turns out he's a fucking robber
>He tells everyone that he's gonna shoot up the place if we don't give him money
>The retard at the counter tries to run away, he gets shot at in the back
>The gunman starts shooting up the entire store
>Looking for cover, I jump behind the nearest game rack
>Four bullets hit me in non-vital parts of my body
>Bloody and almost unconcious, I look up to see why nothing shielded me
>"PS3 games and accessories"
>Fall unconcious, wake up in hospital

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>>7419665

Who are you quoting?

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>>7419894
ur daddy

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>>7419665
Why did you tell her that you loved her? Are you a retard?

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>>7419906
is your daddy cute?
does he have a tight asshole?
that would make it /jp/ related.

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>>7419906

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>>7419922
Is there a problem with that?

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>>7419933
Yes

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>>7419922
Don't girls want to be loved?

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>>7419938
Yes, but not by people who browse /jp/.

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>>7419922

It's a blatant fake story. My mind can't take it otherwise.

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>>7419954
Why? ;_;

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[Lain Iwakura !hqKwiredGg No.]

I wish "walk the dinosaur" was used more often...

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Every thread must be replied to(っ´ω｀)っ

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>>7419828
I've never done this

[Anonymous No.]

I wish people still used the "turned into a bear" meme in greentext stories.

Fuck I wish /jp/ was still this good.

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>>7420112,2
There are a lot of things I wish for in this life, friend. Memes ain't one of 'em.

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>>7420112,3
Life is full of memes, so you might as well hope for non-completely-shit ones.

[Anonymous No.]

Life is just one big meme.

[Nagi (Empress of Warosu) !hj2Jo62F2k No.]

LEL

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

It was always kinda cool how Kurisu became associated with greentext in /jp/.

Makes no sense but I guess fun memes never make any sense.

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>>7420112,7
i'm pretty sure that's just you