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I was a NEET leeching off my parents and welfare, but now my parents have no jobs and I have to give most of my welfare to them just so we can pay the bills. What an unprecedented circumstance. How is your NEET love going, /jp/?

>> No.7399477

I think my parents are onto the fact that that I am not even in school right now, if they cut off the money supply I am on the streets as I don't qualify for welfare in Texas.

>> No.7399490

>>7399477
I remember when I attended classes to get welfare, but dropped out half way and pretending to take them for the latter half and pretended to collect welfare. It was quite a bit of money that never existed, but before it got too large I said I was cutting off my own welfare because I no longer needed it, long after it had already been cut off.

>> No.7399521

How can one get welfare anyways?
Fake some mental disorder which makes it impossible to work?

>> No.7399534

>>7399521
Seems to be what a lot of /jp/ does.

>> No.7399538

>>7399534
What's the easiest and most profitable disorder to fake then?

>> No.7399544

>>7399538
Dunno. In /jp/'s case, maybe some kind of social disorder. I haven't done the whole mental illness thing myself.

>> No.7399545

>now my parents have no jobs
NOW YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL!

>> No.7399552

>>7399538
you have a disorder it's called being a complete absolute retard.

just go in a slobber and mumble at their desk with a piece of paper in nice handwriting saying you want welfare

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7399561

TRÖTE!

>> No.7401823

>>7399477
not black/hispanic enough?

>> No.7401875
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7401875

I aint a NEET dude and I don't think a lot of us are. I don't even come here to talk about anime and how the obession wrecked my life, like the select few here. I have meaning in my life, goals to succeed in, plans, inspiration, and I know who I am. My thoughts on life's meaning started at a young age for me and it can start 4 u too........I am about to be ridiculed!!!!!!!! IDK why I say these things on 4chan......meh think what you will.

>> No.7401913

>>7399545
>that feel when you finally retire and NEET it up at your kid's home.

>> No.7401934

My Dad is an ex-pat making a whole lot of money with no income tax.

>> No.7402190

I'm thinking I'm going to join the service once I cut my BMI down 6 more.

Too many of these fucking threads, I could live happily on the sign up bonus thanks to my scores for years and when you're in you don't have to pay for anything if you live on barracks.

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