/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Rin No.]

I'm still here, /jp/ I love you. so, if you ever need a hand!

[Anonymous No.]

ok, get out and don't come back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7396502
Why do you come to 4chan? Why don't you get some friends? try to get laid, do something besides going on 4chan to try and act like a pretentious shitdick. If you had anybody in your life who actually wanted to listen to what you had to say you wouldn't be doing this, and if you weren't a complete piece of shit you would realize that nobody is going to read your point of view you faggot. Just stop or kill yourself, either or is fine with me.

[Rin No.]

>>7396516
I come to 4chan out of love. I have friends, I've been laid and don't think I'd care to be again. I have plenty who would listen to me. To stop is not an option, and I can't die, not quite yet.

>>7396518
But I love you so!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7396528
lol you faggot, we get it, you want to sound intelligent and important and so you go to a forum like this and find some other jizzbag like you who just writes the same shit over and over again to have a debate so that someone can finally listen and hear your point of view because everybody who comes across you isn't interested. You're not smart, you're not interesting, you're an unemployed dullard who uses 4chan to get the attention he doesnt get at home

[Rin No.]

>>7396533
I don't want to sound intelligent nor do I important, if I wanted to have a debate, I'd call my friend. I know I'm not smart nor interesting, and I actually work at a coffee shop. As for attention, I'm not in it for that, and even if I was, in even posting in the threads and replying you're giving it to me, try harder hun!

[Anonymous No.]

Alice? <3

Oh it's Rin... please dress more sensibly if you could, outside of concerts and other events where you are protected by security, such attire is too risky. Safety number one.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't you have homework to do?
Get the fuck out.

[Rin No.]

>>7396553
B-but you wouldn't hurt me, would you Anonymous!

>>7396555
Kind of hard to have homework to do when I'm out of school!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7396544
You faggot, why are you such an idiot? You jaundiced jumped up, vercordiously pusillanimous piffle. Your vileseome existence nauseates me beyond compare. It is politically correct when discussing your faults to use certain words to denote your humanness above your disability. But in your case, there is nothing human. You are just challenged, you are just different. Given a choice of stepping in something nasty on the sidewalk, or bidding you good morning, I would happily choose the former. Single-handedly, you have wrenched all meaning out of life. Congratulations. As I write this I try vainly to think of something, anything, which redeems in some small way your utterly pointless existence. The only thing that comes to mind is that you have taught me hate. Pure, unmitigated hate. I have had fantasies about attacking you with a machete, but I dare not. I once cut up a starfish, which was so neurologically simple that each piece grew into a clone of the original. Your coleopteron brain no doubt shares certain appalling similarities with such creatures. You, misguided as you are, might be asking yourself what you have done to deserve such a letter as this. Your misdeeds and villainous vampings can be described in just two words: you exist. And believe me, there is no reason on earth why you should. How do you justify to yourself waking up each morning and ruining yet another day? If everything in this world has some purpose, some grand plan behind its existence, then yours surely is to show everything else, whether it be a slops bucket in a fried chicken stand, or the gunk behind the fridge, how fortunate it is not to be you. I have tried, but clearly, I have failed. I must stand firm to the realisation that mere words cannot express my utmost and profound contempt and loathing for your person, your being and your existence. You are a blight against nature.

[Anonymous No.]

Jeez, why are you guys such assholes to a poster trying to have a friendly chat, like Alice, or the OP of this thread.

Yet nobody gets on the case of the faggot who posts pics of giant dongs in /b/.

Lighten the fuck up! Exchanging a few pleasantries with some cute pictures! What's the harm in that? Sounds like it could be a fun little diversion. And maybe you could even open your heart a little to a kind stranger!

tl;dr fuck off jerkfags, save your angst for the faggots who make endless Euro vs. USA or Japan vs. Korea threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7396586

Roleplaying is against the rules, you humongous pile of shit.

[Rin No.]

>>7396572
It's nice to know your opinion, though you evidentally know nothing of me. I'm here to love, to make friends. I'm here as a shoulder to cry on, a helping hand, an alternate opinion, whatever you need, and so your rage seems a bit unjustified, and yet having been where you are, seen what you see, I understand, and so, know, anonymous, I am here for you, whether you want me or not.

>>7396586
Thank you, friend, how are you today?

>>7396594
Not roleplaying~

[Anonymous No.]

>>7396586
Shut the fuck up.
>>>/b/

[Anonymous No.]

>>7396594
Nsfw is against the rules too but people still post it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7396594
Oh what a glorious load of bullshit.

http://www.4chan.org/rules

Where is it faggot?

[PRINNY !nLFbzB/0pw No.]

>>7396620
It was banned because of WW2 leaders roleplayers shitting up the place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7396620
>2. If you are under the age of 18, or it is illegal for you to view the materials contained on this website, discontinue browsing immediately.
Right there.

[Rin No.]

>>7396618
>>7396620
Thank you both, it's nice to see some people will stand for the light in the dark!

>>7396611
Maybe I'd like to speak about otaku culture though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7396620
Moot say it himself.

Send an email to Moot.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine you are having terrible nightmare.

It's terrible, but it's terrible only to you and no other. It's a horror custom made for you by your own mind.

The content is not important, but the fear is.

When you wake, you wake in a room on a bed. It is your bed, but it is not your bed.

It is your room, but it is not your room.

With effort, you realize you have not awoken at all, but are still asleep and have dreamed of an awakening.

The question remains if you are to wake and be greeted with reality, should you get out of bed or go back to sleep.

You decide to do both, and you fall backward through the bed as the sheets envelop your body.

It's dark, but it's not dark.

You're awake, but you're not awake.

You are dead and being cremated.

As flames disintegrate your flesh, a scream echos through your mind but not does not escape your lips which, even if you could speak, have been glued shut.

You black out once more, and awaken at dawn. As the mingled ashes of bone and oak are scattered on a beach by the one you've left behind, you finally understand:

You are not the ashes of the man, you are the ashes of coffin.

You were not a man dreaming of life, but a tree dreaming you were a man.

This awakening, this epiphany... this is tanasinn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7396605
I'm doing ok.

How about you?

Nice people deserve good things. They really do.

[Anonymous No.]

I totally agree, anyone who wouldn't want to see another man's penis is a closet homo.

Why, I bet if you showed them one of those 100 man bukkake orgies where the majority of the footage is of a guys with erect cocks standing in line stroking themselves off and with each dick spurt getting more screentime than the girl itself... they'd probably be gay by the end.

I consider men background noise now. I don't even see them anymore. I used to prefer my male pornstars not be fat or ugly or even talk dirty, but now all that's important is that they have huge throbbing cocks.

It makes it a little hard to see at times when a director decides to use the low and behind angle where his spread ass and tight balls make up the majority of the scene.

I used to be bothered when the climax was reached and the director would zoom in on the cock or the male actor's face rather than the girl, but who can tell when a woman orgasms anyway? They're pretty much useless at that point.

You know, I used to think going to a nudist beach was crazy because there would be both men and women there. However, once I got there there was this nice guy who showed me around and even rubbed my back and cock with suntan lotion.

Didn't bother me though, and he didn't even need to assure me that it wasn't gay. We both just nodded to each other with a smile on our faces as I took my turn applying lotion to his dick with my mouth.

So you see guys, there's really no need to be afraid of looking or seeing another man's cock, even when you have the choice to avoid looking at one.

[Rin No.]

>>7396633
I'm 18, 19 in june.

>>7396637
If moot himself said I'm not allowed on /jp/, then moot himself can come tell me to get off it.

>>7396646
I'm doing quite well, even with all the slings and arrows, thank you for asking. And I really don't deserve much, I'm simply a wayward little girl who loves everyone, and tries to do what everyone should.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7396633
Actually 4chan is filled with pedos, not targets of pedos. You must be new around here.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't give a fuck who you are or where you live,
you can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I'll put you in so much fucking pain that it'll make jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island.I don't give a fuck how tough you are, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I'll show up at your house when you aren't home. I'll turn al the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You're going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple and you'll have a fucking heart attack. You'll go to the hospital for heart operation, and the last thing you'll see when you're being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed up like a doctor. When you wake up after the operation, you'll be scared for your fucking life, wondering what I did to you while you were being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You'll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of that hospital to go home, I'll run you over with my fucking care out of nowhere and kill you.I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I'd rather go to a great fucking length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It's too fucking late to save yourself, but don't bother committing suicide either...I'll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitchfaced faggot. Welcome to hell, population: you.

[Rin No.]

>>7396660
I have no idea why, but that image has me thinking of priests and arch-bishops from Ragnarok Online...

[Anonymous No.]

>replying to copypasta while roleplaying

I seriously hope you guys don't do this


Also I seriously hope that nobody tries to spread this fuckshit retarded meme in here just because I used it ironic once

[Anonymous No.]

Aww come one guys, OP just want to have a friendly chat. There's nothing wrong with that, and certainly abides to "taking it easy".
As to role-playing, I'm pretty sure it hasn't reached the caliber of reenacting the strategic decisions of D-Day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7396655
I don't think loving everyone is a prudent choice young lady.

You're liable to get seriously hurt. The world is not unlike 4chan, ironically enough (or not). Filled with hate, angst, and fail.

Keep your pepper spray handy and your heart wary. We don't want a nice person like you to get hurt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7396686
But he's replying seriously to old copypasta which means that he has to lurk much more before he is allowed to act nice on /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>7396673
I seriously hope you don't think it will.

[Rin No.]

>>7396686
Aww, why thank you! How are you today, hun?

>>7396689
The way the world is is the very reason why I love, I've lived in it, all the hate and angst all my life, I'm sick of it, and so I want to change it. I hope to show people the better side of life, and hopefully change the world to a more loving and kind one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7396686
Oh and also he claims to be a girl, which is already bad but if he really is a girl then it is actually worse

[Anonymous No.]

If there's any karma in the world, you'll either get hit by an truck or die a slow painful death from cancer. Grow up kid, nobody wants you here.

[Rin No.]

>>7396698
Why is it bad if I'm a girl? I live in the kitchen and the cellar under the kitchen!

>>7396699
It seems to me like a couple people want me here, but even so, my love will be sent whether it's wanted or not!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7396707

[Rin No.]

>>7396713
W-what!? But I do my best to be nice at all times!

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

>>7396620
http://archive.easymodo.net/jp/thread/S360493

[Anonymous No.]

>>7396697
Feels good, semester is over in a few days. Then, summer classes start for me. Woohoo.

Also, screw you hostile elitist faggots. You're part of the reason why /jp/ is so slow. I wouldn't be surprised if it got slower than /po/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7396717
It's not nice to try to spread unwanted love while violating rules.
I do realize that those rules are not official, but we try to follow them anyways in order to avoid anger among the lurkers of /jp/

[PRINNY !nLFbzB/0pw No.]

>>7396729
You obviously haven't been here too long if you are complaining about /jp/'s elitism.

[Rin No.]

>>7396729
Sounds fun!

>>7396741
What rules am I violating though?

[Rin No.]

I uh, have to go to my spanish classes now, Anonymous, I'm so sorry I can't stay longer!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7396729
>You're part of the reason why /jp/ is so slow.
Explain why is that bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7396745
True, I've only been on 4chan for about half a year. But you can only lurk for so long.

I doubt you'd remember, but I posted here. It's a very awesome album.

>>7396775
When I go on to 4chan, I expect some sort of quick interaction. Hell, it can be considered as a social platform. Can you explain why it would be good?

[Anonymous No.]

One funny thing about these roleplayers, is when they get banned sometimes all their posts are deleted and they get marked with a trash bin icon on the archives. Including the posts they made as anonymous, samefagging out of despair, replying to themselves.

Fun to watch how inferior and desperate these people are. Yeah. Have fun doing whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7396784
>When I go on to 4chan, I expect some sort of quick interaction.
Things won't work how you want it. You're not here to make any rules. Being on 4chan is a privilege not a right.
If you don't like it here, you're free to leave so don't act like a virgin victim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7396697
It's good that you've responded positively to adverse conditions.

I'm a 25 year-old guy, and if you are really an 18 year-old girl as nice as your posts indicate, I would hand you a pepper spray. It's only 20 bucks and I'd feel better for it.

Either way it just comes down to this: the kind and good are rare, the world is cruel and hateful.

If a flower is left amongst rampaging gorillas it will be trampled.

Don't give up being nice, and I hope you instill some kindness in others.

Anyway, thanks for the nice cake. BBL