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7386634 No.7386634 [Reply] [Original]

If Touhou was a first person shooter, who would you play as?

>> No.7386638

>>7386634
sexy useless bunny

>> No.7386640

Optical camouflage.

>> No.7386644

I wouldn't play Touhou if it was an FPS.

I'd probably still fap to the characters, though.

>> No.7386645

despite anything anyone would say, you'll only see people spamming marisa and reimu, with the ocasional sanae troll and the little but strong sakuya group.

... and then there's Hong trip. but that's another issue. Kudos to Hong.

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Okuu, did somebody say thousands of nukes going off? or at least thousands of suns flying around.

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>>7386634

Anti Snake

>> No.7386656
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Melee character with the funny hitbox.

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eye 'm the strongest

>> No.7386661
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Anyone who runs is a Youkai.

Anyone who stands still is a well-disciplined Youkai!

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>>7386640

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtNexKJRPZI

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>>7386638

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Fallschirmjäger moe~

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Bitches can't handle my bunny hopping.

>> No.7386683
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And maybe Momiji.

>> No.7386684
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All day, every day.

>> No.7386686

>>7386673
Why is it that the first thing I saw were the chupa chup lolipops?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLsRL_N6p0Q

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Shou.
Yeah, I curved a rocket round a wall. Deal with it.

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>> No.7386693

Satori because she is the only Touhou I have an image of with a gun.

but even that's been posted in another thread already.

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>> No.7386701

>>7386684
Oh man I sure do wonder what's the name of her gun!!!1

>> No.7386705

Sakuya. Although I'd probably be using knives a lot more than the guns.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsJ-cf-I7oU

Either one of the Komeiji sisters.
Because you have invisibility Koishi or opponent tracking with Satori.

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>>7386701
Is obviously a Famas

>> No.7386709
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Patchy and Reisen.

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>>7386638
useless sexy bunny at least attempts to not become useless with sakuya's aid.

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I fucking LOVE death via explosions. So definitely Okuu.

>> No.7386730

Komachi, duh.

Point-blank sniping, everywhere

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>>7386723

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>>7386708
That's some QUALITY legs you got there.

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>>7386731
If Sakuya was my instructor, my military life would be different around here...

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgorKEOdcjk&NR=1

>> No.7386765

Either momiji or that useless bunny. Anything else is lies.

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Letty,
I will be the new "Belaya Smert".

>> No.7386770

>>7386738
>Touhou Project anime with TF2 vocals
Nope.

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Reisen or Okuu, naturally.

Probably Okuu, all things considered. Overwhelming force is best force.

>> No.7386806

>>7386736

That made me realize Sakuya would be really tough to use in an FPS. Gotta make those knives bounce in a way that surprises enemies and doesn't kill teammates. Although if she had time stop she'd be pretty damn good.

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>>7386806
Is their friendly fire in Gensokyo?

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>>7386806
Is there friendly fire in Gensokyo?

>> No.7386825

>>7386806
"Ha ha ha, you can not kill me, unless the game goes slow motions for no reason..."
Sakuya is a cheater

>> No.7386836

rather than play as the characters I would like having Touhou themed perks and powerups

>> No.7386842

>>7386836
>perks and powerups
good players don't need these shits

>> No.7386844

>>7386825

I'd say all of them are cheaters in a way, so that makes it fair.

>> No.7386848

>>7386842
But Timesplitters 2 was amazing.

>> No.7386881
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Any Touhou FPS would hand all the characters ridiculous multi-barreled weapons that would fire bullets in a variety of slow-moving patterns, which would move ridiculously slowly by FPS standards.

Like a fifty barreled spinfusor.

>> No.7386888

Nitori would surely be the token sniper character, so that's me.

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On second thought maybe I'd just go with Youmu.

>> No.7386915

>>7386881
like playing unreal tournament with Link gun i guess

>> No.7386926

>>7386806
Sakuya can't fight, she just kills by disabling her opponents with timehax.

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Meiling

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>>7386881
You mean like THIIIIIIIIS?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVSW61QlL3s

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Remi

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>>7386926
>Sakuya can't fight
Who says?

>> No.7387083

>>7386915
Link Gun shaft was deadly. Touhou FPS would be like playing UT with Flak Cannon only: everybody complains about spamming.

>> No.7387108

>>7386958
Oh my goodness.

I absolutely must have this.

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>>7386948
Hong Meiling
lvl. 20 Riflemen

Speciality: CQB, Night Combat

And Speed Reloading:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJ3-5sDnDVc

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>>7387119
don't forget your Shovel and your theme song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b60OZhrTB6o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Anro5IZm5Hg

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>>7387119
Meiling & Sakuya bodyguards FTW.

I wish I could afford them both as my personal guards.

But sadly I have neither the money nor the little-girl-ness required for their service ;_;

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>> No.7387565

>>7387359
>Glock 17

no, sir. I dont like it.

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>> No.7387597

>>7387565
grenade for self hurting, isn't it awesome ?

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>>7387565
...aaand here's another piece of shit /k/ should hate on.

The Bushmaster ACR.

apparently not so hot as the pic suggested.

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Sakuya would just be equipped with a knife and nothing more.

And she would still rape everyone in game.

>> No.7387898

>>7387621
that image perfectly captures my rage at the moment

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While no friend of one-liners trying in vain to sound clever, I must admit it is most convenient when the enemy brings their own coffins.

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>>7387621
8/10
would rage again

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>>7387911
While momiji has to use a bazooka to get rid of a T-34, Meiling only needs her fists to destroy a King-Tiger.

Know the difference in powerlevel, lowly creature!

>> No.7387938

Reisen for autoaim
Satori for wallhack

All other fps powers pale in comparison.

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>>7387359
My bodyguards!

Do not steal!

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Youmu because i would get to be an OPERATOR OPERATING

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>>7387621

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>>7387935

... or, seeing how Momiji can see a fly's tooth from miles away, she'd probably just quietly yomp away in the opposite direction and patiently wait for the forward gear to crash, or simply for the juice to run out.
Somewhat temperamental and dreadfully thirsty tanks, those.

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5x Killstreak achieved!

Airborne sniper-support enabled!

>> No.7387966

>>7387621
Yumeko

what now

>> No.7387973

Also, I'm aware flies don't actually have teeth. It's a metaphor.

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Tenshi or Reisen.

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>>7386723
I love this pic.

Sakuya instructor is so moe.

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such a trooper

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Don't mind me, just torching everyone on this map.

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No need for bullets when you have infinite health and stamina.
Just punch everyone down, or sleep and watch the show.

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>>7388030
<- Unscathed by heat.

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A Touhou modded Timesplitters sounds fantastic.

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Built-in wallhacks.

>> No.7388046

>>7388035
Who says Mokou has infinite Stamina?

She would only have infinite lives, like, you know, everyone else.

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>>7388041

oh god

>> No.7388049

>>7388039
Hollow giant - Wu

>> No.7388058

>>7388039

half of mokou's spells isn't fire.
The mokou=fire is a secondary suggested theme applied to her.

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>they are discussing Mokou

Clearly superior Touhou here.

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>>7388069
indeed

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>>7388077
Good to see fellow Kaguyabros here.

>> No.7388090

>If Touhou was a first person shooter, who would you play as?

suddenly "blah blah blah, my favourite touhou is superior"

is this now a powerlevel thread now or we keep the FPS subject ?

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>implying implications

>> No.7388095

Satori.
I can kill a shrine maiden from 200 yards away with MIND BULLETS.

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>>7388083
>>7388077
>>7388069
I think it's rude to call one Touhou ''superior'' to another. I believe that, if you're going to compare them, be it because of design, in this case I do consider Kaguya to be one of the most beautiful Touhous.

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>>7388090
>is this now a powerlevel thread now
Yes.

Yukari > Everyone else
/thread

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>>7388083
the princess is the best
there's no doubt

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>>7388103
If that hag could stay awake for more than an hour then maybe she would have a high power level.

This touhou could cause riots with just a thought.

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>>7388103

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LeG!TNITORI69sc0p3s

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>>7388108
Technically it wouldn't even be a thought.

>> No.7388122

Weapon roster, /jp/?

>Reimu
>Assault rifle, nailgun and gohei

>Marisa
>Sniper rifle, huge, but slow lazer cannon, broom

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>>7388122
>Reisen
>finger

>> No.7388132

>>7388122
Why bother if Okuu's least dangerous weapon is going to be a pocket nuke?

Yeah no worries.

>> No.7388138

>>7388122
>>7388132
I think he was hoping people would be a little more creative...

>> No.7388145

>>7388132
>hyperblaster and BFG
>no problem here

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>>7388138
Fiine.

Satori gets the Cerebral Borer?

>> No.7388155

Suika because only pro's play as oddjob.

>> No.7388158

>>7388155
Suika would get a gravity gun.

>> No.7388173

>>7388158
Ah the simple joy of throwing barrels at highly armed soldiers from another dimension.

>> No.7388178

>>7388173
Updated gravity gun
>Aim
>GET OVER HERE
>Punch enemy back
>GET OVER HERE

>> No.7388211

>>7388155

Suika's weapon makes the planet explode when you use it.

These are the voyages of the oni Suika. Her continuing mission: To find another planet with alcohol because she blew up the last one.

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>>7388149
as you have good taste in weapons that bring a rainbow of pain i prefer This piece of equipment in Sakuyas hands

>> No.7388698

oh god turok 2.

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