/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Congratz, anon! You have been randomly selected to be the newest member of the Scarlet household!

Your all-important role will the that of a court jester to the illustrious Remilia-sama and her sister Flandre.

When you next awake you will find yourself in your comfortable quarters within the Scarlet Devil Manor. Of course you will be transformed into a little girl, as is only to be expected of a resident of Gensokyo. Your appearance is up to your choosing, but you will wear a mandatory uniform: the stereotypical jesters' cap in bright patterns, perhaps a bit more frilly and girly than usual, and a short dress with similar colors and patterns. Under the dress you will wear spats/bikeshorts/whatever-you-may-call-them to allow you do perform acrobatics (should you decide to) without appearing indecent. Your species is up to you. You may be human, fairy, or a lesser youkai though either way your powers will be the same: the ability to create controlled duplicate images of yourself as well as the power of perfect ventriloquism. These powers will allow you to perform as a full troupe should you need to.

But now the ultimate question. HOW will YOU entertain and bring laughter your eminent mistresses? Do note, should you fail, they may simply resort to torturing you for fun...

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

Killing time.

[Anonymous No.]

Get some instruments. Guitar, Bass, and drums, preferably.

Perform as a 4-man little girl band. Or 3. Or 5. Or whatever the case calls for.


Failing that, make a general ass out of myself in ways that I think the denizens would find worthwhile.

[Anonymous No.]

My answer is the same as last time, bard is the way to go. But I'll add that my charm point will be that the only way I communicate is in improvised medieval ballad verses.

[Anonymous No.]

First, I steal their panties, fresh from their young, sweaty bodies
then I teleport the fuck out of there.

[Anonymous No.]

I show them /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

Tell mitch hedberg jokes.

Then fail because nobody can make mitch hedberg jokes funny besides mitch hedberg, and I get to recieve the delicious torture.

[Anonymous No.]

Re-enact the Battle of Moreuil Wood with myself.

[All day !jCOMomijIM No.]

World's longest circlejerk.

I mean, it is a household of women

[Anonymous No.]

Do elaborate tricks/performances that always fail spectacularly.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd be a mime and only communicate by using ventriloquism on sock puppets.

[Anonymous No.]

i Repost this on /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

Knock Knock

[Anonymous No.]

>>7384564
whose there

[PRINNY !nLFbzB/0pw No.]

Come up with a routine. If the routine happens to fail a day, I mass multiply until they have no idea who the original is and have a clone take the punishment.

I would be a lesser youkai of course. Maybe stage 1 - 2 boss material.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd have the copies make everything up, just whatever they want, I don't care. I'll disguise myself as a fairy maid.

[Anonymous No.]

With the power to make copies of myself I could do war re-enactments, play music, perform plays and so on by myself.

Remilia seems to be the type to enjoy plays and music, and the war re-enactments would be for Flan.

They wouldn't need to resort to torturing me for fun, I could do it myself to one of the copies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7384567
Chen