/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

>Go to /v/
Come back with a souvenir

[Anonymous No.]

out, out of here now!

[Anonymous No.]

this thread is bad and you should feel bad

[Anonymous No.]

At least these threads get summerfags, that are still on their /b/-phase, out of /v/. Cry more.

[Anonymous No.]

video games

[Anonymous No.]

Reported

[Anonymous No.]

There isn't a single video-game thread on the frontpage. Sad.

[Anonymous No.]

Quality thread of the day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>>/v/95999512

Epic souvenir xD

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382079
>>7382066
>>7382065
>>7382060
>>7382059
>>7382057
>>7382055
>>7382049

Hahaha

Oh wow

I didn't think they made boards THIS grumpy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382087
Yet you're replying out of frustration because we insulted your favorite /b/ board

[Anonymous No.]

Guys leave them to their faggoty gangbang of whining and waifu discussion.

>mfw I can't tell if I'm talking about /jp/ or /v/ more

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382093

Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382092
Don't be mean :(

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382096
Where was I mean? Not my fault your a sensitive fuck that probably gets enraged at sage as well. Loser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382095

My god it's like a whole different planet

[Anonymous No.]

/v/ is actually a lot easier to troll than I expected, they really are the youngest userbase

[Anonymous No.]

Is OP the souvenir?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382101
You should see how they reply. They need to justify themselves as if they were replying on a forum, protecting their ego.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382099
>sage
>keep tab open and sage again
>tell me I'm the frustrated one

LOL your buttdevastation is over 9000 XDXDXD cake is a lie

[Anonymous No.]

Why don't /v/ and /jp/ be friends so we can all mutually look down on /a/

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382095
I still laugh at how /jp/ doesn't understand what greentext means.

If Touhou was allowed on /a/ or /v/ so I wouldn't have to spend time on a board that imports foreign concepts and then DOES IT WRONG all the time.

Using greentext as a way to "quote" someone's post or thread is just completely wrong and a retarded misuse of a good feature that is so popular in boards like /a/ and /v/. Fuck, /b/ and /sp/ do it right. It's just /jp/ and /jp/'s lame knockoffs that fail at using greentext.

The true meaning of greentext lies in YOUR POST not in others. It's ironic, because you think that you're quoting others while you're just, in fact, quoting yourself. Yes, greentext can be used when ironically posting a derogatory comment about other posts, but posting while just quoting other posts accomplishes nothing but contribute to spamming the board.

The greentext feature was never meant to serve as quote feature! Why people started using it that way is beyond me. There are plenty of reasons why one would choose to use greentext with his reply. For example, bumping threads with stupid one liner replies should be discouraged and those people should be coerced into using greentext to enlarge and enrich their stories instead.

I want to use greentext, yet I almost never do it on /jp/ because people will jump on me thinking I'm quoting their post or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382107
Are you that easy to troll?
>>keep tab open and sage again
And?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382110
>implying greentext wasn't originally for quoting

also sage originally meant "my reply is not worthy enough to bump the thread" but now dumbass westerners use it to mean "i don't like this thread"

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382101
They don"t know how to take it easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382110
>greentext
The revenge of the colorblinds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382113
Generally after a sage one doesn't stick around to argue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382108
Because we're closer to /a/ than /v/, and /a/ is still a tiny bit better than /v/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382127
Sage means "do not bump"
It doesn't mean "i'm leaving the thread"

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382127
Where did you learn that? /b/?
Sage is a function that doesn't bump the thread. Not an insult.
But fine, I'll nokosage then. No more blue name

[TUNA !TuNA.S0lLU No.]

>>7382110
>4chan is serious business.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382110
>The greentext feature was never meant to serve as quote feature!
wtfamireading

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382135
>>7382139
>>7382122
Go back to v

[Anonymous No.]

I just got here from that /v/ thread.

Why the hatred? We're all equally pathetic in the grand scheme of things. I go on a funny video game themed board and you cuddle love pillows when you go to bed. We should be friends or something.

[Anonymous No.]

Japan is a stupid country full of fags

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382143
Yeah, but your board is filled with 13 year olds.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>7382147
You're preaching to the choir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382151
Your board is full of 13 people

[Anonymous No.]

/v/irgin here

do you guys have That Feel threads too? If not you should try them some time, they're cool!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382151
And your board is filled with weeaboos.

See where I'm headed. We're, like, on a similar scale of uncool man.

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>>7382147

Why do you scum think /jp/ cares about Japan?

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>>7382143
Put a sage in the e-mail field and we might become friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382143
/v/ and /jp/ could never peacefully co-exist. Get that silly notion out of your head now.

Pic completely unrelated

[KING OF /jp/ !2K23m85knQ No.]

>>7382157
we are over 23 all, kiddie things don't entertain us

[Anonymous No.]

So, how's the Witcher 2?

[Anonymous No.]

fuck japan

/v/ and /jp/ should be united by their common love of corea

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382156
Haha, I liked that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382163
Yes we could. There is a lovely JRPG thread on /v/ right now.

You guys like JRPG games don't you?

:3

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382168
but most of our feels are related to lack of sexual experience despite being well above the median age at which society would expect such experiences to have occurred

[Anonymous No.]

remember when 4chan raided other sites instead of other boards

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382176

Jrpg's are shittiest kind of games in existence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382176
>:3
Fuck off
>There is a lovely JRPG thread on /v/ right now.
If only our /hotglue/ spammers would go to /v/ to discuss VIDEO GAMES instead of spamming /jp/ with their mmo/jrpg shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382176
>RPG Games
>Role-playing games games

Actually, most of /v/ hates JRPGs because they invite the same kind of faggot weaboos who frequent /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382159
nobody here is a weeaboo
of course you probably think people who like anything that comes from japan is a weeaboo, you fucking pizza-eating italiboo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382181
A waifu thread just started. With a picture of an asian to boot up.

Let's hug, kiss and go places we've never been together.

[Anonymous No.]

reported

>>>/b/
>>>/v/

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382176
> :3
Their standards have dropped.

[Anonymous No.]

get a life nerds

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382190

> /jp/ - Otaku Culture

Yeah, everyone here is a weaboo. You mad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382196
I'm trying to share the love.

:)

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382160

>Why do you scum think /jp/ cares about Japan?

What's the point of /jp/ if it isn't for discussing Japan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382197
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382190
>you fucking pizza-eating italiboo

Not who you were talking to but this describes me perfectly. I guess /v/ was right. You guys do hate normalfags.

[Anonymous No.]

Dear /jp/

Thank you for completely destroying everyone on /v/ and revealing to them their own massive faggotry.

signed,
former regular of /v/

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382200
>Otaku
>Weeaboo
Sounds like someone needs to lurk the fuck more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382208

What's the point of /v/ if it isn't discussing video games?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382209
yes you piece of shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382200
Why do you want to go to Italy so much? they hate people like you.
>>7382208
VNs and doujin

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382216

>Huge faggot
>Super huge faggot

I must have misgrouped you into the super-faggot category, I apologize. Please, just consider yourself a huge faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382218
Once again we have common ground!

We still have chance at friendship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382218
>/v/
>videogames

laughingwhores.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

/v/ here.

Oh wow you nigga's really are lonely.

While you faggots obsess over Japanese cartoons im out banging the gook women you fantasize over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382208
see
>>7382190

But I doubt you'll see that guys ''joke'' there let me explain it so your plebeian brain will understand it.

Liking Italian pizza's doesn't make a fan of Italy.

Its the same with japan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382228
I'm confused. Who are you quoting?
You should learn how to green text before you talk shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>11:14
>11:57
>61 posts and 13 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

And this is why /jp/ sucks you guys. More fucking replies per minute than almost every actual on-topic thread on /jp/ right now.

[Anonymous No.]

/v/ really should lurk more before they attempt to troll with their stupid bullshit. Fucking newfriends. I'm a master shitposter on /jp/.

[Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA No.]

>>7382235
There's infinitely more "why don't you have a girlfriend" threads on /v/ than there ever are on /jp/, you hypocritical fool.

[Anonymous No.]

Are you a cute shy girl, /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382245
/v/ is in here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382236
Going to a board that is devoted to Japanese culture, talking about Japanese people, talking about Japanese games, talking about anime, dressing up as an anime character, buying little anime statues and moving to Japan or asia in general isn't comparable to enjoying delicious pizza.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382190
>board is called "otaku culture"
>claim to not being a weeaboo

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382245
that;s cause /jp/ is just /a/v/ combined.

[Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA No.]

>>7382245
Mostly because there's a lot of posters ITT from /v/, which makes things speed up considerably.

>>7382248
Of course. Can't you tell?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382236
>so your plebeian brain will understand it

Careful there. You might hurt yourself if you fall off that high horse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382257

Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382257
See >>7382216

[Anonymous No.]

/vp/ here

just enjoying being better than either of you

[Anonymous No.]

bump

[Anonymous No.]

You have such a disgusting vocabulary please (>>7382235)remove yourself from this board until you get your act together.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck, I knew those threads were filled with /v/ rejects.

[Anonymous No.]

>HURP A DURP WE ARE NOT WEABOO WE JUST GET A RAGING BONER OVER EVERYTHING FROM JAPAN

Cry more faggots.

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>>7382267

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>>7382254
Do you post in every single topic on /v/?
You don't? Why is that, you don't play every single kind of game in existence?
/jp/ is the same there's usually a group of people who like Touhou, a group of people who like idols, a group of people who like VNs, etc only a few people like every single topic posted here on /jp/

Oh and guess what? If they think Japan is nothing special and don't wish they were Japanese they are not weeaboos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382266
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382266
>/vp/
>better than either of you

Get out. Now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382266
go back fapping to your gardevoir furry porn, you furfaggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382243

>Before you talk shit

Sure is fifth grade nigger world in here. Yo homie I meant no disrespent I aint steppin on jo game smh owww

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[Anonymous No.]

>>7382281
You come to /jp/, claim that we're weeaboos and then get butthurt when I point out that we aren't.
Stay classy /v/irgin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382276
I frequent a board with a general topic I take enjoy and like to do often.

So do you. Difference being - mine is video games, yours is Japan.

Weeaboo.

[Anonymous No.]

pokemon has more depth than your favorite rpg

deal with it losers.

[Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA No.]

>>7382282
Reported.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382254
>Japanese culture
>talking about Japanese people
>talking about anime
>dressing up as an anime character
>moving to Japan or asia in general

All off topic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382248
no it was a joke a few faggots started saying. all the retarded faggots who found /jp/ in the last year like to say it and feel like they fit in better. /jp/ has it fair share of cross dressers but they're the minority and most of them wanted to be fucked by men.

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>>7382282

So /jp/ was created because of shitposters?

HAW HAW THE IRONY

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382274
You just posted an image macro to show how retarded you are. Don't get asspained, stay classy, /v/irgin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382292
>Pokemon
>Depth

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382291
>yours is Japan
But that's wrong, you fucking retard.

>>7382300
Of course. Isn't it obvious?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382289

>I'm going
>to green text the shit out of this post
>so that your feeble weaboo brain
>can't decipher my shit

wakarimasuka

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382291
Except this board isn't about Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382274
You sure must be a small person to have to resort to petty insults you may need to do some maturing over summer break.

[Anonymous No.]

/v/ is like facebook. So many normals

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382310

Otaku Culture. Otaku in relation to Anime. Anime in relation to Japan.

Weaboo General

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>>7382291
I'm not >>7382276, but where does it say /jp/ - Japan? Oh, that's right. It doesn't.
You really ought to lurk more to learn what this board is about, instead of spewing unfiltered shit from your asshole.

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>>7382292
Take it easy, don't get butthurt just because someone told you that you're a furfag by fapping to gardevoir.

[KING OF /jp/ !2K23m85knQ No.]

>>7382301
btw the new term is /v/tard , /v/irgin is the old term, now /v/ is the light version of /b/ , so they changed to /v/tards now.

Its a matter of time till they change /v/ video games to , /dg/ dragon dildos random

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382314
I wasn't aware that normals unbox bad dragon dildos on a daily basis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382315
/v/ has games
some games are made in Japan
/v/ is a weeaboo board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382315
>Otaku Culture. Otaku in relation to Anime.
This is what normalfags actually believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382315

Then link me to a thread that has anime as the main topic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382315
>Otaku in relation to Anime.
You're so oblivious it's physically painful to read your posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382311

I'm from /v/, just kind of lurking this thread.

Listen, I used to be like you. When I was fourteen, I'd go around on the G4tv and Xplay boards, talking about video games, animu, Off-topic, whatever. It was my first forum experience, long-term.

Whenever someone would piss me off, I'd resort to the super mature card, and I'd throw out the biggest new word I just picked up out of some novel. I read a lot back then (more now, though), and my obsession was using huge, superfluous words to seem mature.

All it did was make me look insecure and like a moron. No one talks the way you do, and no one thinks it's cool. You're going to ostracize yourself because all of your friends will think you're too uptight and pretentious.

tl;dr Chill the hell out, no one's impressed that you know a few poly-syllabic words. Honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382330
And you're around 17-19 now, right?

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>>7382335

21, living in my own house, have a girlfriend.

Impossiburu, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382330
You don't have to pretend to be civilized. Make yourself at home. Get out your reaction images. What was your face when gamestop? Did someone just get doubles? How did that make you feel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382330
>your friends will think you're too uptight and pretentious
Well, that's not a problem here.

[Anonymous No.]

Wow this is pathetic. Look at all of these weaboos in denial. That's the #1 sign of being a weaboo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382330
>talking about how big his words are
>none of them are longer than two syllables
...So do you usually just speak in grunts or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382342

nigga I gots me my reaction images (: (:

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382301

>>7382278
>>7382180
>>7382154
>>7382104
Meanwhile in /jp/. Image macros get posted all day, yet you still haven't figured this out and complain when other board visitors use them. You're also using memes like /v/rgin too.

/jp/ was created because they were complete shit posters on /a/ and moot/moderation got tired of cleaning up touhou hijacks. They made the board entirely for shitposters and its name is /jp/.

Moot meant literally everything but wants to keep anime/manga out of the board because he prefers them to be on the better board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382315
Otaku just means obsessed with a certain subject it is not always anime related.In fact car otaku are the most common type.

~THE MORE YOU KNOW~

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382338
Depends on if you meant a house you actually own and by "girlfriend" you were only joking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382345
>>7382330
>Implying that /jp/ has/needs/wants friends.

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>>7382346
I dunno, you look pretty weeaboo yourself to me.

>>7382350
>/a/
>better board

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382346
You sure told them, eh bro?
Epic FTWIN! XD

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382330
You faggot, why are you such an idiot? You jaundiced jumped up, vercordiously pusillanimous piffle. Your vileseome existence nauseates me beyond compare. It is politically correct when discussing your faults to use certain words to denote your humanness above your disability. But in your case, there is nothing human. You are just challenged, you are just different. Given a choice of stepping in something nasty on the sidewalk, or bidding you good morning, I would happily choose the former. Single-handedly, you have wrenched all meaning out of life. Congratulations. As I write this I try vainly to think of something, anything, which redeems in some small way your utterly pointless existence. The only thing that comes to mind is that you have taught me hate. Pure, unmitigated hate. I have had fantasies about attacking you with a machete, but I dare not. I once cut up a starfish, which was so neurologically simple that each piece grew into a clone of the original. Your coleopteron brain no doubt shares certain appalling similarities with such creatures. You, misguided as you are, might be asking yourself what you have done to deserve such a letter as this. Your misdeeds and villainous vampings can be described in just two words: you exist. And believe me, there is no reason on earth why you should. How do you justify to yourself waking up each morning and ruining yet another day? If everything in this world has some purpose, some grand plan behind its existence, then yours surely is to show everything else, whether it be a slops bucket in a fried chicken stand, or the gunk behind the fridge, how fortunate it is not to be you. I have tried, but clearly, I have failed. I must stand firm to the realisation that mere words cannot express my utmost and profound contempt and loathing for your person, your being and your existence. You are a blight against nature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382365
Tl;dr.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382355
Rent, own, whatever. It's in my name, I pay for it.

Girlfriend is actually not worth the hassle, by the way. Imagine being friends with someone, but you're the only one who ever makes plans for anything. They're always passive and want to do "whatever you want to do, I guess", but then complains about everything. Then this friend gives you a handjob every once in a while.

Would rather be playing video games. brb

[Anonymous No.]

You /v/irgins are just jealous you'll never be as Japanese as us.

[KING OF /jp/ !2K23m85knQ No.]

>>7382346
lol so random xD
Epic for the L33T , brah , you my brah bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382346
But by that logic you too are a weeaboo.
If you say you are, then you are.
And if you say you aren't, then you're in denial.
How does that work?

[Anonymous No.]

Thread's over folks. Sage, Report and Hide the thread.

/v/ Status:
[ ] Told
[ ] SuperTOLD 64
[ ] BioTOLD
[ ] DeadTOLD
[ x ] Marvel vs CapTOLD 3: Fate of TOLD Worlds

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382379
You guys really should stop replying. It's making you look even worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382379
You are not that much different than /v/ yourself. Go back to /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382371

I agRee LMAO!!!! ThoSe dump /v/agots dont know That JPAN has swords that Cut Thruogh metal xD!!!!1111

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382370
There's a big difference between renting and owning, my friend. And I think /jp/ is well aware that girlfriends are not worth it. Most of us would go a little further.

I think the biggest question that rises here is why you still haven't disregarded them if you admit it's not worth it. Talk about cognitive dissonance.

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

oh cool a thread full of /v/irgins

hey does any of you have FF8 for the PC? i need some help over here doing a lil thing that won't take long

I just want you to take this lil save http://www.mediafire.com/?5stbtkadlhotq33
to the next save point nothing too had I guess.
Thanks in advance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382382
WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A SHIT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GRAT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD

[Anonymous No.]

I believe you shouldn't underestimate Aikido. Now I know you may be thinking, "Why take a weakling martial art like

Aikido seriously when I am learning Kendo?" I can see why you would think that, how can a peaceful martial arts like

Aikido beat a powerful one like Kendo?

Well, I have a story to share with you.

Years ago, I was a Kendoka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was

full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name,

Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would

go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even

harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw men and do strikes, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out

and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing tsuki, and he

grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who

knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda.

The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me

the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382380
How do we look bad?
/v/ claimed we're weeaboos. We pointed out that Otaku =/= Weeaboo.
Thread's over. Deal with it.

>>7382381
Go back? I'm lurking there right now.

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

>>7382388
hard*

[Anonymous No.]

Just got done with my second year of Japanese in college. The class was split like this:

On the left side were a group of fat kids. I'm not generalizing, LOL EVERY1LIKEJAPAN IS FAT, but these kids were all fat except one. They'd come into class and talk about pokemon or anime. The third day of JA-101 the teacher mentioned "gohan" meaning rice, and the avalanche started then. Everyone had to ask OH, WHAT DOES ICHIGO MEAN, and hi-five eachother when they realized they all liked japan. There were 20+ of these kids in 101, by 202 it was a small group of 6 kids who only came to class to have impromptu anime club meetings (literally). This one girl who was half thai would cosplay to class and scream SUMIMASENGA whenever she'd get anything wrong. Another kid dressed up as an Ursaring (a bear pokemon ring thing) to class.

The other half were five of us. We never once talked about our anime interests, or anything. We studied, we got passing grades. There was a student teacher from Japan who would get mobbed by the fat kids, but he'd come over and talk to us because we were normal people by comparison.

I took the class because it seemed interesting, I like anime (in moderation), and lol maybe ill get fluent and get to travel ^__^. Maybe this is why I hate weaboos so much, but until you have to spend 3-4pm (for 100 level), and then 4-5 pm (200 level) on a friday with a room full of these goddamn people, maybe you'll understand the hate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382394
Your kopipe skills are weak, old man.

[Anonymous No.]

I have defeated countless opponents using Aikido, and they always ask me, Why are you so strong?

I answer, I'm not strong, you are.

Aikido uses the strength of the attacker back at them but 10 times stronger(estimate). Using Aikido and I can probably kill a charging Rhino using it's force right back at it, of course, I'm not going to try it, way to dangerous for any sane person.

I recommend practicing Aikido for every /jp/edo, as you are all physically weak, and Aikido is specialized for the weak to defend against the strong.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDnYNroUmNs

A 50 year old man with cerebral palsy doing Aikido, very touching.

Arguably the most powerful martial arts in Japan.

An Aikido practitioner is practically invincible, no one of any martial arts background can ever land a punch or kick on one.

Using the power of the attacker, the Aikido practitioner uses absolutely no energy to knock them down.

A fearsome martial arts it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382382
yEA, I no, rite.
>tfw I buttowned them

[KING OF /jp/ !2K23m85knQ No.]

>>7382379
lol I like your L33t language brah ,
you sure told them brah xD hahaha , you my brah bro, so brotastic ,
brah xD hahaha

[Anonymous No.]

Talk to her before and after each class. If she's just sitting in a chair, or standing somewhere, go up to her and talk about something interesting. But make sure she isn't already talking to someone else.

Ask her for her email address or her IM. Do this at least the fifth time you see her if you talk to her a lot, and if she asks why, you don't have to tell her it's because you like her, just turn it around and ask why not.

Don't make fun of her if she does sloppy push-ups, or a bad counter. You can do it once in a while, but not every time you go. Try not to be too patronizing, but it could give you the opportunity to show off and help her with her technique. However some girls might take offense to any form of criticism so be careful.

While sparring her, if you get to do so, don't go too hard on her, but don't go so easy that it's obvious. Remember, she IS learning the same techniques as you, and may well feel you are insulting her abilities by going easy on her.

Compliment her on her Aikido skills after class. Girls love it when they get compliments. If she's more advanced than you, ask her to help you with a technique. It'll give you the opportunity to talk to her while flattering her skill.

Saying Good bye. When you're leaving, or when she's leaving (which ever is first), say good bye to her. The best way to say it is see you later, so the girl knows that you actually want to see her later.

Make sure you don't have anything stuck in your teeth when you talk to her.

If there are any awkward silences in your conversations, quickly say something funny or interesting.

If you're talking to her, stare into her eyes and don't look around in different places in the room. It'll annoy her.

Check if your dojo has any rules about dating someone from the class. Some have rules like this to prevent both sexual harassment and interpersonal drama from cropping up in class.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382398
>Thread's over. Deal with it.

Doesn't -look- like it's over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382411
Thanks bro.
Sick dubz btw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382382
rofl yea bro wanna watch this SUPERIOR japanese porn w/ me to celebrate dese unjapanese fags TOUHOU 4 WIN! NIPPON IS LEGION

[Anonymous No.]

Years ago, I was a karateka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw several punches, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing punch, and he grabbed it and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

[Anonymous No.]

What the hell is going on here. No, I refuse to believe that /v/ is this stupid, they are just acting like they are.

And why do you guys keep replying to this. Good god.

[Anonymous No.]

Its lunch, I went to my favourite sandwich shop, got a delicious veal sandwich and was on my way back home.
There was this thuggish "Nigga" style black dude, he was behind me, I stopped, because he was walking quite fast, and I didn't want to be in his way.

He comes up to me, and asked, “Do you have any money?”, I knew where he was going with this, so I said, “Yeah, but you’re not getting any of it.”, and I walked away.
I suppose it’s in his blood, he was going to punch the back of my head but I quickly grabbed and threw him over my shoulder, he fell down and became unconscious.
I checked if he had any drugs/money, found cocaine in his jacket and called the cops.
I guess it wasn’t really a fight since it lasted less than 10 seconds, it really shows how effective Aikido is in real life situations.
It feels good to help the police catch drug dealers/druggies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382417
>SUPERIOR japanese
>NIPPON IS LEGION
Haha oh wow.

And /jp/ claims it isn't weeboo? Your sages can't hide the truth.

[Anonymous No.]

I know several of you don't believe in the power of Aikido. I can see why you believe that, how can a peaceful martial arts like Aikido beat a powerful one like Karate.

Well, I have a story to share with you.

Years ago, I was a karateka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw several punches, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing punch, and he grabbed it and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

[Anonymous No.]

OP here, I've done karate and enjoyed it.

However, Aikido seems to take much time to properly learn.

I mean, with just 3 months of training you will mess up everything and make a defense move with no sense and get kicked.

More than that, yes, it is very good indeed.

Also it doesn't have that belt bullshit that karate has.

Considered Muai Thai, however it is too similiar to kickboxing, not my prefered thing.

Problem with Aikido is that I love to do tons of exercise. Not sure if you do much exercise on Aikido, or just some grappling techniques.

And no, I don't believe in the rhino thing.

Ninjutsu is also intersting, but there is only a ninjutsu dojo 400 km of where I live, and ninjutsu outside japan is usually bullcrap.

Also why you guys don't like karate? I will either do karate or aikido.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382421
If you wanna talk like that to me why don't you come here and say it to me face so i can answer your insults with a swift fist to the nose. yea you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but i bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this.Don't want anymore problems....didn't think so faggots. You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. Do you know the dander your in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfaf loser here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin pieces of unpatriotic SHIT.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine a giant penis flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can do about it.

And you're like "Oh man, I'm gonna have to suck this thing", and you brace yourself to suck this giant penis.

But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye.

You think to yourself "Well, at least I got that out of the way", but then the giant penis rears back and stabs your eye again, and again, and again.

Eventually, this giant penis is penetrating your gray matter, and you begin to lose control of your motor skills.

That's when the giant penis slaps you across the cheek, causing you to fall out of your chair.

Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant penis finally lodges itself in your anus, where it rests uncomfortably for 4, maybe 5 hours.

That's what tanasinn is like.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't give a fuck who you are or where you live,
you can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I'll put you in so much fucking pain that it'll make jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island.I don't give a fuck how tough you are, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I'll show up at your house when you aren't home. I'll turn al the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You're going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple and you'll have a fucking heart attack. You'll go to the hospital for heart operation, and the last thing you'll see when you're being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed up like a doctor. When you wake up after the operation, you'll be scared for your fucking life, wondering what I did to you while you were being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You'll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of that hospital to go home, I'll run you over with my fucking care out of nowhere and kill you.I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I'd rather go to a great fucking length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It's too fucking late to save yourself, but don't bother committing suicide either...I'll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitchfaced faggot. Welcome to hell, population: you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382432
>You have any idea what gorilla warfare is?
This gave me pretty hilarious mental image. Thanks Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382310
>>7382434
>>7382432
>>7382430
so.. this turned into a copy pasta general?
I'm out, seems like the weeaboos went back to hugging their pillows

[Anonymous No.]

Hey guys chieck out my new Hatsuke Miku fanfic

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DARK VAMPIRE A GO GO: A BATMAN/24/VOCALOID CROSSOVER: A SEQUEN TO BATMAN AND JACK BAUER AGAINST THE END OF TIME
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CHAPTER ONE: DARK JAZZ IN MY SOUL
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Miles Coltrane who was Hatsune Miku’s jazz boyfriend who had to bare his soul on the saxophone because his parents were killed by racists because he black and Japanese was playing in the bar but left after his set and met Miku in the alleyway for sesex. She said “Miles you big black bishounen bring it to me in my vagina” and he stared and licked his lips and said ok before putting his hard penis into her vulva until her servix and she said “OOOHHHHH” and he kept going halfway out again thrusting and they kissed and hugs and said they loved each other while they were naked and then they organasmed while she said “MILES BRING IT TO ME DDEEPR INTO MY CERVIX” and Miles said “YES I CAN I CAN FEEL IT” and they both screamed and noboby could see them because they were behind the dumpster in the alleyway and they organasmed again and she screamd “MORE MILES MORE OH MY GOD IT’S LIKE MY VULVA IS ON FIRE” and he said “MY DICK IS SO GREAT IN YOUR TIGHT SEA” meanwhile in the hidden stealth flying Batcave that was stealth and used mirrors and fibre opticks in order so that people looking at the sky couldn’t see it

[KING OF /jp/ !2K23m85knQ No.]

>>7382432
Having sex with your mom isn't something you should tell others :S
Better delete your post

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382443

buttowned lol

[Anonymous No.]

>this fucking thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382446
>replying to copypasta
you really should leave this board more often.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382444

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Batman and Jack bauier was in the gflying batcove and the robot butler that replaced Alfred after it turned out he was evil terrorist bent on making Batman a zombie that would kill the present. Thye clunked their soda together and said “This is to a good partnership” and they laughed. Meanwhile the hatsune miku song was on the radio and Jack Bauer went suoper deformed like he was a kid but not really and with the happy background and harts and said “Oh my god hatsune miku is so damn kawaii!!!!!!!” and batman frown faced at him and said “You are a fool in this world that is dark and ruled by fear and criminals kawaii is an illusion” and he was angry. Jack Bauer said “Don’t be so biased because your parents are dead!!” and then batman threw his soda at him and ran off angery while the can hit Jack Bauer’s head in the face. Meanwhile the crime alarm went off from the corporate center call from Lucius Fox and he said “Batman this crime alarm is unethical” and Batman said “In dark times dark measures must be taken to fight the darkness” and Jack Bauer said “I agree.” And Lucius fox said “Shut up Jack Beaver I don’t trust you” anmd then he gave him the finger and Jack Bauer was mad. And then the robot b utler gave batman some tea and Jack Bauer said “Batman do you remember when my friend solid snake fought the terrorists in tokyol bay with the sailor scouts” and Jack Bauer said “The sailor scouts are a myth” and Batman punched him and said “NOOOOOO The sailor scouts are real because I have seed them with my eyes.” But the crime alarm went off and batman went to the portable batcomputer tat was attached to the portable flying batcove and he said “IT says on the paper that the vocaloids is disappeared except for miku!!” and then Bauer went SD and batman hit him with a paper fan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382446
oh I'm soooooooooo scared goatfucker. Yeah that's right I called you a goatfucker, GOATFUCKER! what the fuck are you gonna do about it, you pussy-ass piece of shit? if you find out where I live and come to my house just know this you fat piece of shit: I'll be ready for you, with a baseball bat in one hand and a big fuckin' knife in the other. I'm going to shove the bat up your ass and as for the knife, well, you'll have to come here and find out where I put that, fucker.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay, I am fucking sick and fucking tired of these fucking threads about rape! RAPE IS NOT FUCKING FUNNY! Joke about anything else you want, /jp/...

Joke about cp, joke about loli, joke about murder, joke about drugs, but DON'T FUCKING JOKE ABOUT RAPE! Rape DESTROYS a woman, it STRIPS HER OF HUMANITY! It is disgusting, inhumane, regressive and insane. RAPE IS OFF THE FUCKING TABLE, /jp/, NOT EVEN YOU FUCKING VIRGIN ASSHOLES CAN BE SUCH FUCKHOLES THAT YOU JOKE ABOUT A WOMAN'S WOMANHOOD BEING VIOLATED!

And no, I am not some lesbian dyke cunt, I am a woman. I was raped. My virginity taken from me, I can never give it to a man I love. I was raped again and again and again and again and again by a random stranger when I was 15, And between you and me something amazing happened...and now I can talk to animals! Its really cool! But totally a secret. And you know what? Life's never been the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382454

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Simon Cowell was making love with Dracula while Satan was watching and jocking off into the a bowl while he watched them have esex.


HERES MORE TO COME AFTER THIS BE AUSE IT'S TO BE CONTIUNED~~~~!!!! STAY TOONED

[Anonymous No.]

>>7382449
lol we sure showed em that they shouldnt mess with us
next time well fuck you up worse /v/

[Anonymous No.]

I totally agree, anyone who wouldn't want to see another man's penis is a closet homo.

Why, I bet if you showed them one of those 100 man bukkake orgies where the majority of the footage is of a guys with erect cocks standing in line stroking themselves off and with each dick spurt getting more screentime than the girl itself... they'd probably be gay by the end.

I consider men background noise now. I don't even see them anymore. I used to prefer my male pornstars not be fat or ugly or even talk dirty, but now all that's important is that they have huge throbbing cocks.

It makes it a little hard to see at times when a director decides to use the low and behind angle where his spread ass and tight balls make up the majority of the scene.

I used to be bothered when the climax was reached and the director would zoom in on the cock or the male actor's face rather than the girl, but who can tell when a woman orgasms anyway? They're pretty much useless at that point.

You know, I used to think going to a nudist beach was crazy because there would be both men and women there. However, once I got there there was this nice guy who showed me around and even rubbed my back and cock with suntan lotion.

Didn't bother me though, and he didn't even need to assure me that it wasn't gay. We both just nodded to each other with a smile on our faces as I took my turn applying lotion to his dick with my mouth.

So you see guys, there's really no need to be afraid of looking or seeing another man's cock, even when you have the choice to avoid looking at one.

[KING OF /jp/ !2K23m85knQ No.]

>>7382443
Ehmm, You know you're coming from a board, that is arguing about if green bottle milk is better then blue bottle milk.
>>>/v/96002392

/v/ tards are so simple, give them 2 stones and they could talk about it for 2 years.

you know what I wish I could be like you brah, its a blessing to have the IQ of a chair

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine you are having terrible nightmare.

It's terrible, but it's terrible only to you and no other. It's a horror custom made for you by your own mind.

The content is not important, but the fear is.

When you wake, you wake in a room on a bed. It is your bed, but it is not your bed.

It is your room, but it is not your room.

With effort, you realize you have not awoken at all, but are still asleep and have dreamed of an awakening.

The question remains if you are to wake and be greeted with reality, should you get out of bed or go back to sleep.

You decide to do both, and you fall backward through the bed as the sheets envelop your body.

It's dark, but it's not dark.

You're awake, but you're not awake.

You are dead and being cremated.

As flames disintegrate your flesh, a scream echos through your mind but not does not escape your lips which, even if you could speak, have been glued shut.

You black out once more, and awaken at dawn. As the mingled ashes of bone and oak are scattered on a beach by the one you've left behind, you finally understand:

You are not the ashes of the man, you are the ashes of coffin.

You were not a man dreaming of life, but a tree dreaming you were a man.

This awakening, this epiphany... this is tanasinn.

[Anonymous No.]

Yesterday at around noon, I had been extremely bored for the past couple of hours. So, despite all the temptations to just jerk off to my manga, I decided to go to my friends house and hang out. We started to play pokemon and that got boring, so he suggested doing prank calls. I honestly have never done any prank calls, though I have seen most of the Girl Talk raids. He called the local gamestop and asked if they had any ps4's. I kinda cringed at the low brow humor, but I wanted to try. He gave the phone to me. I had no idea what to say. He just told me to think up of some ridiculous story. Being the /b/ that I am, I decided to act like I misdialed and I was calling my girlfriend or something. I, sadly, have no girlfriend and never had, so I have no idea what couples talk to each other like. He told me that he was going to download a random number, so it wouldn't be anyone that I knew. Phone rang, person picked up, I started to talk. "Hey, how you doing?" There was a pause. "So, are we gonna fuck tonight?" Another long pause, then the phone hung up.

I went home at around midnight, and my mom was in the living room sitting by the light. She seemed a bit upset, but I had no idea why. She looked at me and then asked, "What have you been doing?". I started to think to myself OSHI-, my friend must of called my house, that douche. "Uh... I have been hanging out at my friends." "O really.." My Dad walked into the room, and he looked pissed off too. I know they must of knew it was me. I'm dead. Then my mom started off, "I found these magazines in your room. we seriously need to talk about these." It was probably the weirdest feeling in the world. The feeling relief that you weren't in trouble for something you did, and the feeling that you have just been caught with porn.

So now I'm locked in my room. How do I get out?

[Anonymous No.]

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What the fuck. /v/, you're not trolling /jp/ anymore. This is more /r9k/.
/jp/ normally ignores this shit or gives friendly laughs. No one's taking it easy anymore. Fucking summerfags.