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7381629 No.7381629 [Reply] [Original]

It could happen to you. Or you.

Or even... you.

>> No.7381638

Not me asshole, I'm sitting in a four legged wooden chair with no hydraulics.

>> No.7381636

>>7381629
you'd get more replies on /v/

>> No.7381648 [DELETED] 

what's happened?

>> No.7381651

what happened?

>> No.7381652

>>7381638
Not ye asshole?

>> No.7381657

Nope.
I broke like 3 chairs last 5 years(I'm pretty fat) before buying a good quality one, but none of them broke in a remotely similar way.

>> No.7381658

>>7381651
Chair hydraulic burst through the seat of the chair, injurying the person sitting on top.

No, there's no danger of it happening to you. You'd be more likely struck by lightning, now sage this old shit to oblivion.

>> No.7381659

i'm writing from my bed...

>> No.7381662

>>7381651
Chair exploded. It can happen to any hydraulic chair produced before 2009.

Enjoy sitting uncomfortably for the rest of your life.

>> No.7381664

>>7381652
Aye, not me asshole. Me asshole be the most untouchable place on the seven seas.

>> No.7381668 [SPOILER] 
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Made in China

>> No.7381673

>>7381657
I've broken 4 over the last decade, because I always lean way back and eventually the metal fatigues.

Now I just use an old wood chair from my mom's living room that has a spring cushioned seat and back. No chance of it ever breaking.

>> No.7381675

>>7381658
>injurying the person sitting on top.

I thought it killed him. It was some Chinese, right?

>> No.7381681

>>7381675
Oh, found it.
http://blog.livedoor.jp/dqnplus/archives/1218084.html

Killed by a buttshot.

>> No.7381689

>>7381681
what a way to die
people must have giggled at his funeral

>> No.7381690

>>7381629
Good thing I'm too poor to afford that type of chair.

>> No.7381694

>>7381681

I believe I sit right now in a chair with same kind of hydraulics.

>> No.7381705

I've been fairly paranoid about my chair for a year or so.

>> No.7381708

>>7381673
>springs
>No chance of it ever breaking.
enjoy you're springs in you're anus

>> No.7381710

My chair isn't some cheap ass Chinese made crap.

>> No.7381712

I sit cross-legged on the floor with my laptop on a box.

>> No.7381740
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Fields of watermelon burst in China farm fiasco
http://www.abc.net.au/rural/news/content/201105/s3220983.htm

>> No.7381748

>>7381712
S-so cute!

>> No.7381758

>>7381710
But it is.

>> No.7381779

Buying a new chair tomorrow, fuck this.

>> No.7381785

I hope I haven't angered my chair enough for it to anally molest me.

>> No.7381798

>>7381785
Unless you get up from your chair when you feel like farting, you probably did.

>> No.7381802

How could a chair piston have enough pressure to do that? Isnt it just a few pounds of pressure thats closed off by the release valve?

>> No.7381813

Not a chance, I am lying on my bed with my notebook all days.

>> No.7381820

No worries, /jp/, you'll get your hemorrhoids at least.

>> No.7381822

I'm sitting on the floor cause I hate chairs.

Not going to happen, except of course if there was a bomb below where I'm sitting now.

>> No.7381825

Bed master race here.
Glad I don't have to worry about that shit.

>> No.7381839

I use a short desk and a large beanbag.

>> No.7381840

Only if you buy chairs from China
Pretty much everything from China is dangerous and dodgy.

>> No.7381847

Shit, tomorrow Im going to find a steal plate to put between my asus and this death probe.

>> No.7381850

>>7381840
Pretty much everything comes from China these days.

There's a good chance your chair was made in China too.

>> No.7381853

We have EXACTLY those kind of chairs. Should I be worried? (not sitting on one of those myself right now, I have a different one, but we have them in the house)

>> No.7381857

>>7381853

Well, it isn't your anus.

>> No.7381883

>>7381813
How's that atrophied legs and back thing working out for you?

>> No.7381887

i think someone just jackd off too hard

>> No.7381891

fuck you OP. now im shit scared

10/10

>> No.7381898

>>7381883
Legs are ok, my back is bad but I acquired scoliosis already when I have been sitting in chair when I was younger so I don't really care at this point.

>> No.7381900

Getting assraped to death by a chair.

Yeah thats pretty high on worst ways to go. Goddamn.

>> No.7381908
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And that's why I use my bed as a chair.
Obligatory enjoy my bad posture and pain for years to come. ;_;

>> No.7381916

>>7381908

what does the kanas say around miku?

>> No.7381925

>>7381916
the pleasure of beating heart inside

>> No.7381928

>>7381916
Doki doki, fast heartbeat.

>> No.7381935

>>7381638
>>7381652
>>7381664
I nearly sprayed beer out of my nose.

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