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Suddenly, out of fucking nowhere, random whale appears.

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>> No.738083
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Space whale?

>> No.738155

>>738073
It is important to note that suddenly, and against all probability, a Sperm Whale had been called into existence, several miles above the surface of an alien planet and since this is not a naturally tenable position for a whale, this innocent creature had very little time to come to terms with its identity. This is what it thought, as it fell:

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>>738155
"Ahhh! Woooh! What's happening? Who am I? Why am I here? What's my purpose in life? What do I mean by who am I? Okay okay, calm down calm down get a grip now. Ooh, this is an interesting sensation. What is it? Its a sort of tingling in my... well I suppose I better start finding names for things. Lets call it a... tail! Yeah! Tail! And hey, what's this roaring sound, whooshing past what I'm suddenly gonna call my head? Wind! Is that a good name? It'll do. Yeah, this is really exciting. I'm dizzy with anticipation! Or is it the wind? There's an awful lot of that now isn't it? And what's this thing coming toward me very fast? So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like 'Ow', 'Ownge', 'Round', 'Ground'! That's it! Ground! Ha! I wonder if it'll be friends with me? Hello Ground!"

>> No.738166

>>738162
But....But... What about the petunias?

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Full marks!

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It's over, Touhou always wins

>> No.738192

>>738188
Holy shit it's Iku

>> No.738195

Naturally I knows the whale.

>> No.738219

>>738166
Curiously the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias, as it fell, was, 'Oh no, not again.' Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly *why* the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we do now.

>> No.738234

>>738169
this is like 6th grade level in japan.

>> No.738246

>>738169
iirc there is a simple formula that tells you the upper and lower bounds for the roots of certain polynomials but hell if I can remember it.

>> No.738274

>>738234
>this is like 6th grade math in China

>> No.738289

SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER

>> No.738391

>>738274
which is the last year of school for china. graduation is learning how to assemble plastic shit to send to wal-mart.

>> No.739028

>>738289

OPEN VALHALLA'S DOOR

>> No.740610

>>738234
this is 6th grade level in the US. Is /jp/ full of math idiots or what?

>> No.741054

Bump for surprise attack

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>>738289
WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHALE!

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>>741062

>> No.741130

>>741062
BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OANS, MEN!

>> No.741142

>>738234
>>738274
>>740610
Nope. I know the math curriculum in those countries.

>> No.741159

>>741082

Someone has the One Piece one?

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THE WIND FISH IN NAME ONLY, FOR IT IS NEITHER

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