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If I drank her pee, would I become immortal?

>> No.7367626

only works with her liver

/thread

>> No.7367623

No

>> No.7367628

Ask wtH fag.

>> No.7367629
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7367629

How gross

>> No.7367636
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7367636

yeah...

>> No.7367655
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7367655

>>7367626
this.

you need to extract her liver....AND EAT IT!

>> No.7367658

>>7367655
would she respawn with a brand new one?

>> No.7367664

>>7367658
Yes

>> No.7367667

>>7367658
yes

/thread

EDIT: she would and you would be immortal too

>> No.7367676

>>7367664

The biggest question though...What does her liver taste like?

>> No.7367678

>>7367619
You'd still drink her pee even if you wouldn't become immortal. Don't lie.

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7367681

>>7367676
Like fried chicken and old tears.

>> No.7367682
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7367682

Are we eating guts now?

>> No.7367685

>>7367678
Okay, I totally would. But my question was still valid.

>> No.7367687

>>7367681

Fried chicken, eh? I don't really care for fried chicken, but if that's the price of immortality, I'd gladly take it.

>> No.7367690

>>7367678
Considering urine is already warm/hot when it comes out, does that mean it's boiling when she pees?

>> No.7367699

>>7367690
Yes, which means I could make tea with it. She'd be like my own living, walking samovar.

>> No.7367708

>>7367699
Question is, would she decanter at a high distance?

>> No.7367713

thread talking about touhou's piss.

I would say I'm surprised but then again this is /jp/

>> No.7367716

if i felt the pleasure of cuming inside her i would stop being mortal?

>> No.7367721

What a bad thread for such an honored character.

>> No.7367741

>>7367721
someones pissed

>> No.7367746

>>7367655
The whole thing, or just a portion of it?

>> No.7367778

>>7367746
All of it.

>> No.7367779

So if I filled her with enough grain alcohol to melt her liver and then drank her piss.

>> No.7367833

>>7367779
Delicious Hourai elixir schnapps.

>> No.7367849

>>7367833
Hourai Elixir piss schnaps.

Would Mokou drink it too?

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7367862

<-- image hasn't been this relevant in a long time.

>> No.7367866

Maybe if you would have drank it 1300 years ago. Now, it's too late.

>> No.7367896

>>7367866
her pee isn't carbonated though

>> No.7367916 [DELETED] 

>>7367862
>>7367862
Drink own piss.
>>7367628

>> No.7367984

>>7367916
What?

>> No.7370083

GOD himself would have to order me for me to drink my own piss

>> No.7370103

>>7370083
Get a matching trip before you try this shit.

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