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>> No.7363984

They ignore me for better guys.

>> No.7363982

Because I don't have money.

>> No.7363985

Why is that written in blood?

>> No.7363991

go back to /a/

>> No.7363996

I did, but she was murdered by a gargoyle. She came back later but she kind of a bitch by that point.

>> No.7363997

I dont know.

>> No.7364003

>>>/soc/
where they actually care. Or something.

>> No.7364004

Beause that'd make me a lesbian and I dont want that

>> No.7364006

>>7363977

Because if i did have one and she cheated on me or broke up in a particularly shitty way, I'm afraid I would murder her in such a way as to be caught.

>> No.7364010

>>7364004


Tits?

>> No.7364011

>>7364004
Want to go out with me? I will be very nice to you and never hurt you unless you leave me.

>> No.7364013

>>7364006
>>7364011

/jp/ - Classy Gentlemen

>> No.7364042

>girlfriend

That shit is strictly for suckers.

>> No.7364115

>>7363977
I used to have one, 4 years. Shit sucked the life out of me.

I want a virtual girlfriend. Probably better conversations anyway

>> No.7364118

>>7364115
That's really interesting, I'm glad you bumped this.

>> No.7364122

>>7364115
> Probably better conversations anyway
who the fuck wants to hear some bitch ranting.
I just want someone that listenss to all my wonderful feats over the internet without getting all freaked up or giving me that downward look.

>> No.7364127

because i don't go outside. ever.

>> No.7364157

>>7364118
not that guy, but you're jelly as fuq

>> No.7364202 [DELETED] 
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7364202

I wouldn't mind dating someone from /jp/
All I as fro is that they say "thank you" after I step on thier balls, or when I piss in their face after they're done eating me out.
Im the sadistic but loving type.
You know, the kind that will kick you in your balls one second, but will hug you and tell you everything will be alright right afterword.

>> No.7364207
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7364207

I wouldn't mind dating someone from /jp/
All I ask from them is that they say "thank you" after I step on their balls, or when I piss in their face after they're done eating me out.
Im the sadistic but loving type.
You know, the kind that will kick you in your balls one second, but will hug you and tell you everything will be alright right afterword.

>> No.7364229

>>7364207
You are retarded.

>> No.7364235

>>7364207

Sounds nice.

>> No.7364236

I'm not bi or a lesbain

>> No.7364242

because i am flexible enough to suck/deepthroat myself
with a skill like that women are a unnecessary investment

>> No.7364251
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7364251

Because I'm a pedo. I really wish to go on a date with the little girl though.

>> No.7364284

Because I'm an ugly and socially awkward man that has his standards set way too high.

>> No.7364291

Because I don't bother looking for one, also (some) social anxiety.

>> No.7364293

I realized, years ago, that with all the problems I have (mental and otherwise) it would be dickish of me to subject another person to it.

>> No.7364295

>has his standards set way too high

a basement dwellers standards are irrelevant as he ain't gun be gettin nanny anyhoo

>> No.7364296

Too busy living my own life and furthering my career ambitions. I don't judge my own worth by the approval of others. Disregard bitches, acquire currency and all that.

>> No.7364319

>>7364295

Oh god the redneck speak is too much for me.

>> No.7364501

Because I've been always centered in finishing my career and not caring much for my health nor my sentimental life.

As long as I have enough money, I can acquire the rest someday.

>> No.7364594

>>7364501
Excuses excuses.

>> No.7364608

Because then I'd have no time to report threads on /jp/.
A man has to know his priorities

>> No.7364616

Why don't you have been reported?

>> No.7364617

>>7364296
>>7364501
This makes me really sad.

>> No.7364619
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7364619

Don't worry, anon, it's just a matter of time.

>> No.7364626

I would like to be set up with /jp/.
I'm equally as socially retarded, but we must be forgiving.
Please be my boyfriend, anon.

>> No.7364629

>>7364626
Go kill yourself, disgusting whore. Fucking human trash!!! YOU DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE

>> No.7364650

It's pretty great you guys can be so stoic. Friendzone shit really hurts man. at least I get to cuddle with a pretty girl.

>> No.7364659

>>7364650
You get to cuddle with a girl when you are friendzoned

>> No.7364667

>>7364619
So, how many /jp/ers are afraid of an outcome like this, and are actively working to avoid it?

>> No.7364671

>>7364626
I almost got an erection.

>> No.7364674

>>7364659
This meant to be a question sorry

>> No.7364680

>>7364659
I don't think this is that usual situation where the girls actually just a bitch, she really does care for me I think, she's just not interested in me sexually because, you know, I'm underweight and unhealthy I guess.

>> No.7364686

>>7364680
>just not interested in me sexually

Though she told me once that cuddling with me is the only time she's sexually aroused, and she's never masturbated.

I don't know what the fuck's going on.

>> No.7364691

>>7364680
Is she at least a good friend?
Like in, would you be her friend if she were a boy too?
Being able to cuddle someone doesn't seems like a good reason for a friendship with a girl to me, but what do I know?
I just got friendzoned once and then never bothered to talk to that girl again

>> No.7364696
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7364696

being alone isn't bad as HELL as any1 would think it is
my sister is such a leech to her boyfriend and she is sucking him dry (of money), not the other sucking him dry cuz she doesn't even put out (sex)! as a fag in real life im not even telling him (that fag came to my birthday party without a present)
yes i am 76% mad

>> No.7364701

>>7364691
I've been friend zoned before, but that girl was a serious bitch.
This is different, she is a really good friend, and I'm glad I have her in my life. It's a much needed emotional outlet really.

>> No.7364708

>>7364626
could you imagine being together with someone that doesn't worship cats nor read yaoi?

>> No.7364712
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7364712

1. Girls bodies keep aging past puberty.
2. Little girls are irritating
3. Society frowns on me dating 10 year olds
4. There are no 30 year old girls in reality that look like 10 year olds

My only hopes are technology or Gensokyo.

>> No.7364724

>>7364667
It scares me more than death, but I'm not sure what measures I can take against it other than continuing at the same pace as I am right now.

>> No.7364728

Girls are gross

>> No.7364730

>>7364724
Just stay the way you are, then nobody will ever love you and you will be able to enjoy a life of freedom

>> No.7364734
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7364734

>>7364619

>> No.7364737

>>7364667
By growing really proficient in interesting/non mundane and difficult hobbies.
I learn Paganini's caprices and paint miniatures and do architectural studies/ illustration etc. all to a fairly high standard, and I work to improve those.

>> No.7364738

>>7364696
With all that fat, you must never feel lonely.

>> No.7364739

>>7364730
Freedom is underrated. People take it for granted all the time.

>> No.7364743

What's all this speak of "friendzone"? What does it mean?

>> No.7364745

>>7364739
Not me, I use Linux.

>> No.7364748

>>7364743
Confess your love to a girl.
She then says
"Sorry, but let's just stay friends"

Congratulation you got friendzoned.


I can't believe that I'm respoding to trolls

>> No.7364751

>>7364745
You are a slave to open source. Pirated windows is true freedom.

>> No.7364754

>>7364743
"I don't think we should be in a relationship, it would ruin a good friendship"
And it stays like that because you're a weak willed loser.

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7364755

>>7364738
im not fat as HELL and i know what your after, fag! =__=I|I

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