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7361114 No.7361114[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured "cool, I'll just play Pokemon while I wait".

So I'm playing Pokemon, and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she's crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a random encounter in my game.

A shiny pidgey. Holy shit. (For those of you who don't know/care, shiny pokemon have less than a 1/1000 chance of appearing). I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling "holy shit, YES", interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell "You don't even fucking care! YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY YOUR FUCKING GAME!" I'm still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my shiny pidgey, when she walks over, and tosses the game against the wall. I run over and pick up my DS hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly noticed that she broke it. My system and my shiny pidgey, gone forever.

I start screaming every obsenity I know, and started flailing my arms around. I didn't know she was behind me, and appearantly I backhanded her in the face while I was being a dumbass and swinging my fists around. She yells out "FUCK YOU", and runs out of my house in tears.

What have I done? I've fucked up so badly, and I need to know how to approach her. I don't want a game of Pokemon to be respoinsible for ruining my best relationship ever. Help me /jp/.

>> No.7361119

Old.

>> No.7361123

>>7361114
Is that shaven or waxed?

If the latter, I may suck it up and try it myself after all...

>> No.7361128
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7361128

your in deep HELL, but at least shiny pidgey

>> No.7361132

Yup oretty old.
I don't understand how someone prefer a girlfriend over a shiny pokemon.
I mean there are billions of girls, but getting a shiny is a once in a life experience for most people

>> No.7361138

is this for reeal? You do relize that its just a, game right? If you pay more attention to a damn game boy then your hirlfrend then you deserved it you piece of trash
this is why 4chan will never get laid because gthey aer pathetic

>> No.7361144

>>>/soc/

>> No.7361165

Bumping this thread

>> No.7361188

>>7361123

I'm sure that's waxed, there's no way shaving would leave it that smooth, not after how careful most people are around that area.

>> No.7361198

Please don't bump shitty off-topic threads.

>> No.7361211

>>7361198

You don't tell me what to do.

>> No.7361216

this is one of the first copypastas i can see that i actually remember

good stuff

>> No.7361218

im surprise no one recognizes this pasta. this pasta is so old, that newcomers don't know about yet.

>> No.7361225

That's a pasta right ?

Why didn't the dude just close is DS, that smartass.

>> No.7361229

>>7361114
Lol!... I didn't even use icqb and yet I instantly recognized that picture came from WIKIPEDIA...

Now excuse me... I'm about to play World of Tanks...

>> No.7361247

>>7361218
>>7361225
Everybody and their retarded cousin's retarded dog's pet bird can identify this as pasta. You're not special.

>> No.7361255

>>7361218
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/shiny-pidgey

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