/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[PREJUDICE IN 4CHAN No.]

Yesterday I was here on /jp/, when I said I'm from Brazil.

Then people started to curse me, called me a "SUDACCA MONKEY FAVELADA"

I have not discussed. I may be Brazilian, but I have education.

BRAZIL 2014: WORLD CUP
BRAZIL 2016: Olympics

Before you talk shit, think.

[Anonymous No.]

FUCK YOU YOU UNEDUCATED SUDACCA MONKEY FAVELADA ! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M AWESOME AND YOUR NOT BECAUSE I'M FROM AMERICA.

[Anonymous No.]

>>>/int/

[Anonymous No.]

get out of /jp/

[­­wtH !HELLB/V.96 No.]

>I have not discussed.

[Anonymous No.]

Carlitow, vá pra casa, porra.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

BR?

[Anonymous No.]

if you are from Brazil then you were probably cursed from birth.

[Anonymous No.]

I posted here. The confusion happened here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>>/an/

[Anonymous No.]

Report submitted.

[Anonymous No.]

Quem é Carlitow?

Cara, eu não to brincando. Me humilharam aqui ontem quando eu disse que sou brasileira ¬¬"

[Anonymous No.]

ITT: Touhou waifu

[Anonymous No.]

ｇｅｔ　ｏｕｔ　ｆｏｒｅｉｇｎ　ｍｏｎｋｅｙ！！

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

Don't mind me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkQyK-OxUWw

[Anonymous No.]

>>7361007
>¬¬"

Also, reportado, OP filho da puta.

[Anonymous No.]

E ainda não entendi o que quer dizer "SUDACCA"

[Anonymous No.]

>>7361007
Não te humilharam por que é brasileira, é por que é uma vadia depósito de porra, agora vá chupar caralhos 3D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7361007
Chora mais rapariga. Só estas a expor as tuas fraquezas.

Board que te vão ajudar:
>>>/adv/
>>>/soc/
>>>/a/
>>>/an/

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

Eu não havia postado nada demais aqui. Apenas disse "sou brasileira" e começou uma puta confusão, com um monte de americanos babacas me chamando de macaca.

[Okuu !!Jq0MHPvHhpb No.]

You dont know shit about suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

BR? BR?

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HUAEHUAEHUHUAEHUAEH

[Anonymous No.]

>>7361017
E depois? Vai chorar para o >>>/whine9k/ our >>>/int/

[Anonymous No.]

4chan eh foda rsrsrsrsrsrsr

[Anonymous No.]

Any Brazilians here play PoFV/Soku? Add me on Steam if you do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7361017
Se não quer postar como anônima, GTFO, attwhore.

[Anonymous No.]

>diz ser MULHER na board mais autista do 4chan e ainda complementa dizendo que é brasileira


being inteligent br is suffering

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7361011

It's a derogatory name the Spanish call South Americans... or was it brown Latin Americans in general? Something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

Americanos se sentem os fodões e os brasileiros não se defendem. PQP

[Anonymous No.]

Kudos for getting an internet connection on your treehouse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7361032

O problema é a burrice da pessoa de sentir necessidade de se identificar tanto numa board como /jp/ e ainda fazer uma thread reclamando

[Anonymous No.]

>>7361032
Ui, vais fazer uma diferença do caralho ao defender o Brazil numa imageboard anónima que fala de temas Otaku. És mesmo esperta.

[Anonymous No.]

E eu ia adivinhar que aqui só tem racistas e racistas? AFF

[Anonymous No.]

>>7361040

VAI EMBORA LOGO E PARE DE SE HUMILHAR SUA RETARDADA

I MAD

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>7361040
>racistas
>4chan
Hahaha, sabes onde é que estás?
Se eu ficasse ofendido com todas as vezes que insultam Portugal no >>>/int/, já tinha morrido afogado.

Cresce.

[Anonymous No.]

It was my time to become a Pokemon trainer, but Professor Oak had no more Pokemon to give away.
“You came too late Greg,” he said to me. He had given away all of his good Pokemon.
However, I was in luck, because the Pokemon center had just burnt down and all of the Chanseys died, except one.
“Would you like this Chansey, we have no home for him” said Nurse Joy.
“Yes I will take it” I said. I named the Chansey Elton, after Elton John. It was a girl though.
It took to me very well and I liked Elton a lot.
“Goodbye sweetie, you’re going now” said Mom. And I left Pallet Town. But as I was leaving,
“HEY YOU!” called Chase. Chase is a little bitch and nobody likes him.
We battled and he had a Charmander. Elton won by a lot because Chanseys are special sponges.
“I’ll be seeing you again” said Chase, and I told him goodbye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7360977
Is that you OSad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7361047
>implying know portuguese
>implying i didn't understand everything you said because it isn't similar to spanish

[Anonymous No.]

(4 days later)

We had finally arrived at Pewter city where there’s a museum and a lot more. We heard about the gym leader there but Elton told me that she would have a hard time defeating rocks.
Elton was a pessimist and a very unmotivated battler, somewhat of a nihilist.
I tried to tell Elton that if she keeps acting that way people will call her a pussy.
We went to the Gym and we saw Brock.
“hey”; said Brock. I thought Brock was handsome although I was much too young for him, and a guy.
“let’s battle” said Brock, and he took off his shirt and I got a hard on.
Geodude was much too difficult for Elton and she died really fast. Brock noticed my erection and said “what the hell are you doing kid?” I was jacking off and Elton was KOed.
Brock was noticeably excited and so I gave Brock head and he fingered my asshole and so I wouldn’t go to Officer Jenny he gave me a Boulder badge. Elton was fine after I took her to the pokemon center.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7361047
>afogado
...de tanto chorar*

[Anonymous No.]

(2 days later)

We were outside of Mt Moon and we saw a Jigglypuff and Elton, being very independent, caught her herself. I named the Jigglypuff Cecilia after that Simon and Garfunkel song.
We ran into Henry, one of the other guys from Pallet Town. He had a Bulbasaur. He saw us near the entrance to Mt Moon and said,
“what are you, the gym leader of fagsville?”
I looked at Elton and Cecilia and he was right, they were both pink and big and round like balls and sometimes they touched and they were really cute.
I said “we are not, that is what you are” but I knew this was not a sensible comeback because he had a Bulbasaur and a Beedrill.
We fought and we lost again and I realized both of my Pokemon suck ass and Elton doesn’t even try to win because she is very busy with very deep existential problems I would never be able to understand.
Henry left and I went to the Pokemon center outside Mt Moon.

[Anonymous No.]

>Start dating fat nerd girl that I met from /a/
>She's probably around 280lbs at a height of 5'1" so REALLY big.
>We're both virgins
>Pull down her boxers since I'm about to give her oral sex for the first time.
>Huge bush of pubic hair covering her thighs and all around her vagina
>The mound of fat has these little valleys between the vagina and her thighs and they're coated with this thick cheesy crust (don't know what that was) and it tastes really weird.
>See bits of hair growing underneath her lowest fat roll
>That same cheesy crust is under there too
>Hear her crying and apologizing, mentions that she has trouble cleaning herself

[Anonymous No.]

(3 days later)

Elton and Cecilia were both KOed and we were about to reach the end of Mt Moon but there were criminals in the way.
“stop there kid what do you think you’re doing messing with team rocket?” a gruntish man called out to me. I told him we meant no trouble but he threw a Pokeball at me that not only nearly broke my arm but also a Koffing came out and was in no mood for this. Elton and Cecilia were both KOed so I picked up a large rock and I threw at the man and he was knocked into a coma, and also bleeding.
I took 300 dollars and a fighting knife from his body and also felt him up a bit. He was only about 24, 5 thick inches soft.
We made it to Cerulean city and I went to the Pokemon center and then I went on a bridge.
There was a challenge going on and I turned it down because I knew Elton would not want to participate and Cecilia is unable to do anything but sing and pound and neither are good for battle.
Eventually we had to fight a small boy with a Ratata and Cecilia grew at least 4 levels and learned Disable.
“things are looking bright” I said to Cecilia. She was ecstatic, but Elton was still very apathetic.
“we are going to be pokemon masters” I told them.

[Anonymous No.]

Que porra é essa que ta acontecendo nesse tópico

[Anonymous No.]

(later that day)

We arrived at a big house and nobody was home except for a Clefairy. Elton caught this as well. I named it Bowie, after David Bowie, because I liked its hair. This one was a boy. It seemed like it didn’t want to be with us, and it also seemed like it had tried to commit suicide, because there were many label-less empty prescription bottles laying around it.
“this clefairy is more than likely brain damaged” I told Elton, who didn’t care.
“tomorrow we can fight another gym leader” I said.
We woke up and the city was loud because its a small town and Bill had disappeared.
Officer Jenny said “he more than likely looked like a pokemon of some sort”
We realized then that Bowie was Bill, but Bowie did not wake up when Elton and Cecilia and I had woken up, because Bowie had overdosed on various anxiety and other prescription medications.
We threw Bowie’s body into the river near Cerulean.
“the gym is closed today because bill is missing” said a man.
We rented a motel room and watched the news about Bill.

[Anonymous No.]

Parem de subir essa merda de thread, vadia troll e estúpida óbvia.

[Anonymous No.]

(the next morning)

The town was still upset because Bills dead body washed up exactly where we had thrown him in.
“this is life” said a man. “the town must go on”
The gym was opened and Cecilia was very excited to battle and Elton was coming as well.
“i am misty” said a teenage girl in a bikini.
“i know” I said.
“my specialty is the sea. water pokemon are relevant to my interests.” she told me. I noticed that she looked like a little slut, and the three pallet town guys who came here before me probably knocked her up. I knew this because

-flashback to before entering the gym-

Robert, who had a Squirtle said, “hey, long time no see greg. i just ate that bitch out”
And assuming he would insult me I said “i just ate you out” but realized afterward I had no need to comeback.

-the end of the flashback-

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[Anonymous No.]

Cecilia KOed and Elton gave up.
“you have been defeated” said Misty.
“i killed bill and i can kill you too” I said.
Misty began to scream and I said “give me the fucking cascade badge”
Elton looked very nervous and Misty threw the Cascade badge at us and I said “we need to go quickly, elton”
We ran through a house and as far from Cerulean city as we could.

(4 days later)

We reached Vermillion City but were unmotivated and were also running from the law. It was agreed between Cecilia and I that we needed a vacation, so we wanted to ride on the cruise ship, but we were very poor and so I said to Elton
“you’re a very rare pokemon, elton, so i am selling you for money for tickets on the SS anne”
Elton didn’t object, because Elton is too deep for me to understand. We made 5 thousand from Elton.
“we have a whole adventure ahead of us, cecilia” I said this to her as she stood up by where Rose stood in Titanic. I realized then my feelings for Cecilia transcended what is considered healthy between a trainer and his Pokemon.
I looked at Cecilia standing there singing and then I pushed her off the ship into the sea.
I had no more Pokemon because I had sold Elton and I had pushed Cecilia off of the SS Anne.
I got off the ship and I went another motel.

[Anonymous No.]

(the next morning)

I called Professor Oak and I said “my chansey ran away and i have no more pokemon and i need one”
“im out of pokemon, greg, how did you lose your chansey”
I didn’t know what to say so I hung up very fast.
I went to the Pokemart where I bought 6 pokeballs.
“i see you like balls” said an older man in the store. “i like balls myself.”
The older man was using a Machop to build a house. I let him fondle me and jerk me off and I got his Machop. I named the Machop Greg Jr because I was tired of naming my Pokemon after musical references.
“you are my very first pokemon, greg jr” I said to him, as I lied.

“now I can begin my pokemon adventure”

[Anonymous No.]

Agora temos até raids de brasileiros. Demais.

[Anonymous No.]

ATTENTION /jp/,

FACT: /jp/ WAS FUNNY WHEN WE WERE ALL 12 LIVING IN THE SUBURBS LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK WATCHING DRAGONBALL Z DRINKING PEPSI WHILE PLAYING HALO CO-OP ON THE EASIEST SETTING DURING WHICH WE CONSUMED DORITOS AND LOOKED AT PAINTBALL GUNS ON EBAY IN INTERNET EXPLORER CONNECTED THROUGH AOL ON A 56K MODEM BEFORE HOPPING INTO OUR BALDING FATHERS' LATEST MIDLIFE-CRISIS-IMPULSE-SPONSORED JAPANESE-BUILT SUV TO HEAD TO THE MALL AND GET MORE SKATEBOARDING SHOES AND THIRD-RATE IRREGULAR LEVIS AND MOUNTAIN BIKE PARTS BEFORE HEADING HOME, VOTING DEMOCRAT AND MASTURBATING TO THE LATEST SEARS CATALOG WHILE HUFFING PAINT IN YOUR GARAGE BEFORE TALKING TO PEDOPHILES ON AIM PRETENDING TO BE WHATEVER CAMWHORE THEY'RE RANTING ABOUT ON MYSPACE WITH A MATRIX QUOTE/ANIME CHARACTER NAME/TRIPLE SIX-ASTERISK-PARENTHESES-SURROUNDED SCREENNAME BEFORE HEADING TO YOUR SUPPOSED "GOOD SCHOOL" IN THE MORNING TO BUY MORE POT TO SMOKE DURING YOUR COUNTER-STRIKE LAN PARTY WITH JIMMY AND THE REST OF HIS FRIENDS TAKING RITALIN AND ADDERALL AND PROZAC EIGHT TIMES A DAY BEFORE TAKING A CASUAL PASS AT LOCAL, STATE OR NATIONAL GOVERNMENTIAL FIGURES, LEGISLATURE, OR STRUCTURE TO APPEAR EDGY AND INTELLIGENT IN FRONT OF YOUR BUDWEISER-SNEAKING, LIMP-WRISTED, NEAR-TO-COLUMBINE SOCIOPATHIC "DEEP" FRIENDS WHO PLAY THE VICTIM WHEN THEY START LOSING ARGUEMENTS SIX DAYS BEFORE THEIR BOTCHED SUICIDE ATTEMPT SIMPLY BECAUSE SCHOOL TRAMP NUMBER TWELVE WOULDN'T GO UNDER THE BLEACHERS WITH THEM TO LET THEM GET TO SECOND BASE BEFORE THEIR THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY.

[Anonymous No.]

os americanos xingam brasileiros, portugueses, franceses e ninguem fala nada.
quando alguem abre a boca pra falar, o mundo inteiro se revolta contra a pessoa.. vai entender..

[Anonymous No.]

"Art thou my master?"
"Dayummm girl, ain't seen many like you round Compton. That's some nice hair and shit, that a weave?"
"Zounds, thou art a Nubian! How came you from the dark continent?"
"Say what? Look atchoo, talkin' all like Shakeanbake and shit. That's coo', that's coo'. I hear that."
"This land be twixt foul and fair, who buildeth towers to peak through the blanket of clouds, yet the streets below Nubians unyolk'd runneth over."
"Aiiight, aiiight, I can tell you ain't from round here. You want me to show you round or somfin'? Me an my boys –"
"I'll away to find my master, only heeding his say shalt mine confusion repurpose."
"Aiyo, you leavin' already? Come on baby, come here ..."
"Hold! Hold! Fly from here, your bound's o'erstepped. Your eyes shall see not my keen blade afore it calls you to account."
"What is that, a sword? Aw come on baby, put it down fore you hurt choself ..."
"Fie! Away!"
"I ain't gon' do nothing you don't want me to ... let's get all this armor offa you, shorty."
"I bid you stay thine huge lips ..."
"Don't choo like this? I think you like this ..."
"Forsooth ..."
"Aww yeahhh ..."
"HARK! What pain through yonder hymen breaks?"
"Damn, you tight as hay-ell, bitch! This some tight-ass pussy!"
"OUT, DAMNED COCK; OUT, I SAY!"
"Uh! Yeah! Yeah! Ugh!"
"O, thine lance be long ..."
"Uh! Uh! Uh!
"O Nubian! Nubian!"
"YOU LIKE THIS? YOU LIKE THIS? GRAGGHHHH"
"PUMP ME FULL O' THE MILK OF HUMAN KINDNESS"
"DAYYYYYYYYYUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMM"

[Anonymous No.]

At least use nokosage when spamming this.

Fucking /r9k/ rejects.

[Anonymous No.]

Personally, Naruto or Bleach. They seriously suck you in right from the start, Naruto probably moreso, which is why there are so many Narutards. I've read about 15 volumes of One Piece, but didn't enjoy it as much because the I personally don't like the artstyle. Before you piss shit, I don't care if it's detailed and unique and etc. I dislike the character designs, the uneven body proportions, and it just bothers me. If you're okay with it, chances are you'll enjoy it since apparently it gets amazing.

Bleach probably has the best characters, it has so many you'll love the shit out of atleast one of them. The main character isn't the classic hyper-active idiot, he's a full blown tsundere. If you watch/read it, I reccomend you skip most of the Hueco Mundo arc, simply because it was dragged out fucking long and really boring. Also has the best/most realistic art, but a huge lack of backgrounds in Hueco Mundo arc. It can be deep, there are poems at the beginning of every volume pertaining to certain characters.

Naruto is addictive in the beginning, you kind of feel bad for him and you go fuck yeah when he starts getting stronger and recognition from people. The Zabuza arc was amazing, and it does have moments that pull on your heartstrings. Then, everything goes to shit, everyone loves Naruto, he gets every single power ever, goes homo for Sasuke ect. So if you watch/read this go in knowing you'll end up dissapointed.

One piece like I said I haven't read all off. It starts off a typical adventure manga, sailing around to places and metting people to join the crew. Again, I don't like the art, but if I did I would probably love the shit out of it. I say if you really like the art, watch One Piece, then the first episode of Bleach and Naruto and pick between them.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

entao vcs gostam de serem chamados de macaco favelado, nao eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7361102
>gostam de serem

[Anonymous No.]

troll eh quem ta postando fanfic de pokemon aqui.

[Anonymous No.]

stupids racist americans

[Anonymous No.]

>>7361129
Ri pra caralho.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>7360977
Reportado para fazer tópicos terrível e spam.

[OSad !YffGWo6BrM No.]

>>7361049
No, I'm not a woman, unfortunately. And if I was, I probably wouldn't like sports either.

I do, however, like masturbating a lot. Maybe that's a sport in itself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7361185
I hope you will take responsibility for this wreck of a thread? Strip and hit yourself with a whip 1000 times!

[OSad !YffGWo6BrM No.]

>>7361197
Can we cut it down to 100? My skin's kinda sensitive...