/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

How come /jp/ never talk about Flan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7360695
Come back at 02:00 faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

Because worst Touhou.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7360698
>>7360699
Faggots

[Anonymous No.]

>worst character
>worst art/design
>worst group of 2hu sdm
>worst game
>worst fanboy
>worst subject on the board 2hu
>worst waifu
>worst board to discuss anything on /jp/
>worst board on 4chan
>worst userbase
>worst everything else i didn't list

i wonder why

[Anonymous No.]

Because every time I talk about her, I realize the only reason I like her is because I find her fuckable, and finding Flan fuckable makes me realize something else that I'd rather not think about.

So I'll just skip the whole thing and not talk about Flan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7360709

Who are you quoting there fagnipples?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7360710
I like Flandre because she's retard powerful and batshit crazy. What's so wrong with that

[Anonymous No.]

>>7360714
reality. also, i'm quoting what your mother said last night, bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7360732

Your /v/ is showing kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7360743
>mother jokes and autistic insults
>not apart of /jp/
mkay. keep telling yourself that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7360732
Oh dear. I thought /jp/ were better than this.

[Anonymous No.]

She's baby's first Touhou, I still like her, I really love those colorful wings.
Also I like cute Flandre more than grimdark Flandre.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7360844
But Flandre is always cute. She only appears grimdark because she destroys shit but she only does it because she doesn't know any better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7360844
Grimdark Flan is shit, so is CRAYZIE SMILE LOL Flan.

Flan is supposed to be cute even when smashing things.

[Anonymous No.]

Dunno. I like her though.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish to taste her rainbow

[Anonymous No.]

But...She's here every night.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>7360695

[Anonymous No.]

>>7360695
Most Flan fans are secondaries, and most secondaries post on /a/. The same goes for Cirno.

[Anonymous No.]

Flandre will always be a favorite of everyone. Stop denying it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7360914
>Most Flan fans are secondaries

It follows from the fact that most Touhou fans are secondaries.

[Anonymous No.]

Flan is pretty good.
I like her wings a lot.
That's about it.
For everything else she has Remilia is better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7360856
>>7360869
Well, I won't blame people who like her grimdark, can be a good story fuel actually. I remember some doujin where four a kind were multiple personnalities and so she went shit crazy, intresting concept I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7360958
>For everything else she has Remilia is better.

You are a terrible person

[Anonymous No.]

We're to busy fapping to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7361055

This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7361055

I'd like to disagree, but it keeps happening. And I feel bad.

[Anonymous No.]

Flandre is the hottest Touhou!
I fap so often to her...

[PRINNY !nLFbzB/0pw No.]

I like both Scarlet sisters.

[Anonymous No.]

The best touhou

[Anonymous No.]

>>7361600
why would you do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7360914
>>7360938

Secondary here. I must be, cause I love Flan and Cirno. Got a problem with that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7362095
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

By far the most fuckable loli in existence.

But that's pretty much everything you can say about her.

[Anonymous No.]

Because Flan is insane. I like strong women but there is a limit. I prefer my lolis to not accidentally fold me in half. But thats just me, perhaps some people like the idea of being brutally killed by a little girl. Perhaps if we put her on Prozac.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7362204
>Because Flan is insane

Another person mixed up by the media and the fanwork. When will people actually look at the sources firsthand?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7362303
dipshit, canon specifically states that she is unstable and destructive

[Anonymous No.]

Oh but we do...

You puddi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7362303
>She's kind of nuts and isn't usually allowed out of the mansion, but she usually doesn't try to let herself out.
>Although she is usually docile, her insanity makes it difficult for others to understand her.

from the Official Profiles on Touhou Wiki
http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Flandre_Scarlet

[Anonymous No.]

>>7362316
Haha, sure thing, she's destructive.

I wonder why Reimu and Aya didn't blow up into smithereens when she found them? Or why was she able to make normal conversation with them without talking about ''BLOOOOD I WANT YOU TO BLOW UP'' like most people, including you, seem to believe?

[Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA No.]

>>7362327
Beat me to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7362327
Touhou wiki has moved, update your bookmarks.
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Flandre

[Anonymous No.]

>>7362327
Can't control her powers =/= Insane. She's been shown to have a normal (albeit a bit childish) attitude, the manuals only state seldom occurences that would happen under normal circumstances yet don't dictate any specifics.

>>7362327
You just helped his point, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

It's an okay dish for some but I never really could get past the smell of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7362339
Appreciated. I had seen it before but never knew which was more up-to-date.

[Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA No.]

>>7362340
The translation directly uses the word insane. Unless that's a mistranslation I don't see how else you can interpret that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7362340
>少々気がふれていて
Literally translates to:
Her mind is going a little mad. (Depending on the kanji used for "ふれて")

So assuming the Japanese on the wiki was pulled from the game's manual itself, I'd say that's pretty canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7362356
It doesn't use the word ''insane'', it uses the term ''a little nuts'' which is the english interpretation over the Japanese one.

As said before, you've seen her talk and act, it's the same if Reimu's manual were to say she's ''insane'', but it wouldn't matter since Reimu doesn't act like that at all, the manuals only tell of a basic overview of a character plus one or two example situations that don't need to have happened.

The ''little nuts'' part can be attributed to both her sister (in BAiJR Flandre mentions her sister's lying and overexaggerating habit) and the fact that she isn't in what could be called normal social terms with people (495 years is a period long enough to have different kind of people on each end).

tl;dr, Flandre is one of the many Touhou's who's derivative works and hype took over her actual description.

[CCR No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

Y'all forgot the fact that you're basically protected from death due to the spellcard rule, the manual only speaks of X example situation where nothing in everyday Gensokyo is applied.

Plus she's kind of friendly according to Reimu's and Aya's dialogue with her.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are you even discussing her sanity? Shes crazy, always been crazy. Its cannon and part of her character.

Sorry your sweet cute loli is a fucking psychopath. Thats what you get for being such a fucking newfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7362384
>this newfag didnt know she was crazy before He make her his waifu


Now you know my pain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7362448
>>7362460

>Newfag

Go back to /a/ kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7362477
>His wall of denial is crumbling, he is getting mad.

[Anonymous No.]

You regain consciousness and open your eyes. Trying to sit up hurts like a bitch. You

wonder why and discover upon looking down that your kidney is missing while you lie in a pool of
your own blood. "How could this happen to me?" You think to yourself. "The last thing I remember

was running around the forest at night in a drunken haze after some delicious yaki..." "Hel~~~lo"
you are cut off mid-thought. The echo sends chills down your spine. Afraid of being too rude you
decide to reply back "Konnichiwa." You hear footsteps coming toward your location. "Um... if you
would kindly find some medical help, I am badly bleeding here you know," you plead, praying the
voice is friendly. "I am sorry about your kidney," a second voice calls out, "but sometimes she
is quite rough with her toys." "Toys?" you think to yourself. Looking around you see nothing but
darkness. "Surely you can't mean me right?" you call out. "Yes, yes I do, and my name is not
surely, but Remilia Scarlet." You ponder back to your experiences in the Touhou War of 2001 and
remember the name. It sounds like it was just out of some shitty doujin game. "Are you possibly
the Remilia Scarlet of the Scarlet Devil Mansion?" "..." There is no reply, but you hear
footsteps coming even closer. A figure starts to form out of the darkness. The shape of the wings
seems oddly unsettling. It is as if a christmas tree was pasted onto a loli. "Now is not the
time to be thinking about lolis!" you think to yourself as you snap back into the reality of your
situation.

[Anonymous No.]

"Let's have some fun ^_^" she says with a bright pale face. The mortifying look on your

face disappears for a second as you realize that she is undressing. "My big sis let me have a new

toy today because I've behaved properly for 100 years," she proudly states. "Oh well, that's nice

of her isn't it?" you begrudgingly quip. "She said something about finding you trespassing at the

front gate." she states aimlessly. "Hopefully I can bring a smile to her face, if I can then my

hikki life will have meant something," you ponder to yourself. As you were distracted by the

conversation, you failed to notice that she has already undressed and is working on opening your

jeans. "Wait! What are you going to do?" you question Flandre. "How do I get this off?" she

ignores your question "Oh well, I can just do this" she states as she tears off your Levis. "My

favorite pair of jeans, motherfucking damnit." you state with ire, but before you can scold her

she has already started to stroke your member. "Wow, it's smaller than I thought it would be."

she says while keeping her laughter in. "You..." before you can finish your sentence, she

squeezes it with such might that you feel some blood vessels pop. "OWWWWWWW FUCK," you scream.

"Sorry..." she whimpers, "I thought you were going to scold me and I couldn't control it."

[Anonymous No.]

As you view her tearing up eyes you can't help but feel sorry for her. What kind of

scoldings did Remilia give her anyway? "If it's alright with you, can I put it in now?" she

innocently asks. "Sure, just, be gentle please." you half joke half plead. "Here it goes~~" She

says as she begins to place it inside herself. "Ugh" she squirms. Going in, it feels fairly tight

going in. It is almost feels enough to make you forget the pain from the bursted vessels. Once

all the way in, Flandre begins to move up and down. "Ah yeah, you feel so good Flandre-chan" you

state as you begin to forget your worries, partially due to pleasure and partially due to blood

loss. "Ah, ah" Flandre begins panting, it is so cute, almost like a vampire in heat, but this

thought soon disappears as she begins to move harder. "That is beginning to hurt, Flandre" you

say to her, but she seems to ignore your pleads. "Im sorry, but my hips are moving on their own,

ah, ah, it feels so good." The increased blood flow through the broken vessels escalates the

pain.

[Anonymous No.]

You feel your erection hit something. "Ah, ah, it's kissing my womb," Flandre says while

losing composure. The pain begins to feel like a streamroller rolling across your dick.

"Please... Stop.." you plead one more time as you begin to feel very lightheaded. "Ah Im going to

cum" Flandre screams. "Hyahhhhhhhhh!" she screams as the strength of her vaginal walls crush your

penis, causing profuse internal bleeding. Her eyes turn evil, "thanks for the fun," she says with

a smirk as she throws you against the wall by your penis, amputating the member in the process.

The last thing you see is your penis fall out of her as she walks away into the darkness. "Well,

at least.. I... made.... her..... smile....."

[Anonymous No.]

>>7362448
I was about to say that, except in reverse, beat me to it.

Anyhow, it's been explained already that (most of) Flandre's approach to people is more fandom and desires of people to have the ''insane loli'' stereotype than anything else, if I wanted that or the cute loli one you speak of I'd go with Suika, I don't like Flandre very much, mind you.

Also, please study /jp/ next time you attempt to act like a /jp/er.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7362491
Your denial is humerus. Also pretending that you dont like her isnt fooling anyone. Shes been crazy since her first appearance. Deal with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7362507
Trying to sound like an authority doesn't work when the things that you say are blatantly retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7362507
Your metacarpals are showing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7362507
>>7362527

[Anonymous No.]

I have a question for anyone but the guys in denial.

Whos crazier? Flan or Rumia?

>>7362515
The proof is in the writing. There is hardly any point in putting out any effort. I cant fight against denial and stupidity but I can mock you all day.

[Anonymous No.]

Remilia moans quietly as you thrust up into her, her body rocking back and forth on top of you. As you feel yourself unable to prevent yourself from coming anymore, her wings start to flap spastically. She shudders violently as you cum inside her, and lets out a yelp of pleasure. You begin to relax as Remi leans over on top of you. You feel her cold breath against your neck as she kisses you gently- but suddenly, her icy fingers clamp down around your wrists and pin you to the bed. A searing pain tears through you as she bites down hard, severing the arteries and veins in your neck. You feel the warm gush of your own blood spilling out onto the sheets, and she laps it up eagerly. You look at her grinning face in horror, as it's drenched in your blood. She giggles and whispers to you not to worry, and a sickening sensation grows in your gut as you feel your heart stopping. Strangely though, you aren't dying- Remilia has turned you.

"I'd prefer my toys don't have such a short lifetime," she says brusquely as she rolls off of you. She tosses you your underwear on her way out the door and says "clean yourself up."

[Anonymous No.]

Strangely enough, the pain in your neck starts to melt away shortly after Remilia leaves. Touching the area of the wound gently, you find it mostly healed already. "Maybe this vampire thing isn't so bad," you think as you put your pants back on. As you swing your feet over the edge of the bed to stand, a hand reaches out from under the bed and grabs you by the ankle. "Onee-sama neeeeever shares her toys~" a singsong voice calls. Flandre. She emerges from under the bed snickering mischeviously, her blonde hair a total mess from crawling around on the floor. She stares at you for a moment before cutting right to the chase- "Wrestle with me like you did my sister. That sort of wrestling looks fuuuun," she winks. "erm, uh..." you stutter, at a loss for words. "Flan, sweetie, the- uh... well, it's not exactly wrestling," you tell her as you comb the knots out of her hair with your hand. She blinks innocently and pouts at you. "Yes it is, stupid, it's wrestling!" she insists, backing away from you. You open your mouth to protest but are once again speechless as Flan pulls her panties down around her ankles, and kicks them off at you. "The kind of wresling where I can't wear those... come on! My sister never lets me play like this!"

[Anonymous No.]

You relent, and stand up. "Okay Flan, but you have to keep this a secret, okay?" She nods eagerly. You stand behind her and slowly run your hand up her skirt, taking a deep breath and smelling the fragrance of her hair. She's sopping wet and as you slowly push your fingers into her she starts to tremble. "This feels tingly and funny," she whimpers to you. "That's the point of this sort of wrestling," you tell her. "Can we start now?" she asks timidly. "Sure," you tell her. At once you're suddenly thankful for your newfound immortality as Flan grabs you by the hair and shoulder drops you to the floor with fantastic strength, slamming your head on the ground. She's laughing uproariously as she mounts you and asks you "Is this how I win?"
"Sort of..." you cough weakly. Once you regain your strength, you notice she seems unaware of what to do next. You guide her on exactly how this works, and she's unimaginably tight. Onee-sama really doesn't let her play like this ever. "You're not even fighting back!" Flan complains. "I'll even let you win for a little!" "The maid is surely going to chop me into a thousand pieces for this," you think, as you yank Flan up off the ground and bend her over the bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7362537
Flandre is not 100% right in the head, but she's hardly the insane psychopath you claim she is. This is indisputable. Nothing in canon indicates that Rumia is insane. You're either trolling or retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

You lift her skirt up, exposing her naked ass. Flan is none the wiser to what you're about to do until suddenly her eyes go wide and she yelps "WHY THERE?!?!" You ignore her question for the moment and begin to thrust deeply inside of her. She struggles a little at first, but then she seems to be enjoying "losing" just as much as "winning" because she doesn't seem to be putting up much of a fight anymore. Tugging gently on her wings, you feel your orgasm welling up inside of you once again. Flandre starts to touch herself and is completely caught up in the act, bent over with her face in the pillow, moaning."Oh God Flan, I'm gonna cum!" you tell her. As you reach climax in Flan's butt, suddenly the maid is sitting on the edge of the bed and calmly asks you "and what, exactly, might you two be doing?"

[Anonymous No.]

Scared shitless, you fall off of the bed and try to pull your pants back on. "Sakuya! What are you doing here?" Flandre asks. "Ojou-sama sent me in here to clean up the sheets," she says, "but it looks like you two were still working on dirtying them. Was it a mistake for us to give you free reign of the mansion, Miss Flandre?"
"Noooo...~" Flan says, innocent as can be.
"And you, I take it you're the new sla-er, resident of the mansion?" Sakuya says, glancing casually over at you. "Yes, um, ehhh..." You stutter nervously.
"We got to wrestle!" Flan shouts cheerfuly.

[Anonymous No.]

"I see that... Flandre, you should go back to your room for now." Sakuya replies.
Flan obediently, but dejectedly, stomps out of the room.
Fearing you're about to be stuck like a pincushion you cringe when Sakuya looks in your direction. "Lady Remilia would not be pleased..." you are about to start apologising profusely but Sakya continues sharply "BUT, Flandre is known to cause trouble around here sometimes, so I think it would be wise in both of your interests for me to refrain from mentioning this to anyone." Relief floods through you. She continues, "However, I do have a favor to ask of you in return. If you could wait for me in the library, I would much appreciate it."

[Anonymous No.]

Upon arriving in the library, you notice a frumpy looking girl in purple pajamas shuffling about arranging books. Another vampire? No, she certainly looks pale and frail enough to be one, but I don't think she is. She notices your presence and shyly says "Hi" under her breath before scooting away. You sit down and start reading a book at random to kill some time, when suddenly you hear a loud crash followed by the pajama girl shouting "MUKYUUUU~N!" As you run over to see what the fuss is all about, you see that the girl is buried under a pile of books and panting breathlessly. "Holy shit, miss, are you alright?!" you ask. "Yes... Just... get me... out... from under here." she responds between what sounds like asthmatic gasps. You help her out from under the pile and she manages to regain her composure. Unfortunately, she also notices that she's spilled ink all over the front of her pajamas. She summons her familiar who stands there looking at you expectantly. "Well? Will you turn away and give her some privacy?" "Oh! I'm sorry!" You blush as you turn away. After a moment the familiar leaves, and you assume it's safe to turn around. Her face turns bright red when she makes eye contact with you, as she's sitting there in her panties, holding a book over her breasts. "Don't stare! I'm getting new pajamas!" she scolds you. You apologise and there is an awkward moment. "erm... what's your name?" you ask, trying to break the ice. "Patchouli." she says.

[Anonymous No.]

The poor girl is obviously tortured by the fact that her books are laying in a pile on the floor. "They're all out of order!" she bemoans. "I can help you sort them if you want," you tell her, but she immediately refuses- "I have a very specific way of organizing them." Trying fruitlessly to keep herself completely covered, she sets about trying to rearrange the books while at the same time not exposing herself. She fails a few times, but you don't say anything and pretend not to notice. Finally, she realizes she can't do it all herself and calls you into service. "Hold that ladder for me!" she snaps, and begins to climb up to the top levels of the bookshelves. "Keep your eyes down, please."
You obey her, but apparently she is an unimaginable klutz, as she falls off of the ladder and knocks you to the floor, landing on top of you, straddling you. She freezes, turns beet red, and mumbles "mukyun..." under her breath. There is a moment where you're not sure what to do, but then out of nowhere Patchy leans down and kisses you. You close your eyes and kiss her back, and then you hear the maid's voice once again. "Quite the stallion, aren't we?"

[Anonymous No.]

You open your eyes to see Sakuya standing over you. Cradling Patchouli gently you sit back up and before you can talk she begins to explain what sort of "Favor" she had been talking about. "Seeing as how we don't often get such... talented men around here I thought I might have a little romp with you in return for not telling about your little 'wrestling match' with Flan. Looks like Patchy here beat me to you, but don't worry, I can share. I think you'll find my talents quite... impressive."
Your interest arounds, you ask "What sort of tal-" but are cut short as an almost paralyzing wave of pleasure washes over you. "What the hell!?" you gasp. Sakuya grins and licks her lips, explaining "I can freeze time and do things to you that you've only ever dreamed of. Did it feel good?" You nod vigorously, amazed by her prowess.
"Don't be rude, though, leaving Patchy hanging like that." Sakuya grins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7362507
>>7362537
You're just pulling things out of your ass and claiming instantly that it's canon, a common trait amongst those who can't stand their opinions of a character being wrong, I've seen this plenty of times so don't worry much, people like that just get ignored. Even worse when they're using sheer words against posts with evidence.

[Anonymous No.]

Focusing your attention back on Patchouli, you lift her up on top of the table and pull her panties off. As she lays spread eagle on the table you pull her to the edge and start vigorously fucking her. Sakuya comes up behind you and begins to nibble on your ear and whisper encouragement. "She says 'Mukyuu' when she comes, too, you know. Go ahead, make her say it." Patchouli is thorougly and utterly out of breath, almost gasping for air. "Are you doing alright?" you ask. "Don't stop" is her breathless reply. As you oblige her, Sakuya again whispers "she's almost there" in your ear. Patchy's face is turning red and she looks like she's about to pass out, but she continues to pant "Don't stop!" After a few more thrusts she spasms and shouts out "MUKYUUUHN!" at the top of her lungs. Taking this as your cue, you spin around and lift Sakuya up off the ground. Her legs lock around your torso and you lift her skirt up and start to thrust into her. She loves every bit of it and tells you not to worry about lasting long enough for her. Moments later she freezes time again and does god knows what to you for however long she desires, and you collapse to the floor, cumming inside the maid. "It might not have been long on your end, but it was a good hour or two for me" Sakuya smiles.

There, faggots back on topic of how awesome Flandre is

[Anonymous No.]

>>7362557
Well by Societies standards, anyone who eats people is crazy. That includes youkai. Sure while hanging out with her primal youkai pals she would be perfectly normal by comparison but in contrast to people she is not.
Flan not a psychopath?
>a personality disorder characterized by an abnormal lack of empathy masked by an ability to appear outwardly normal.

Newfag much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7362574
1. You're doing a terrible job of ignoring me.
2. You haven't shown any evidence whatsoever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7362589
Tigers are totally fucking insane by human standards because normal humans do not chase down gazelles and rip them apart with their bare hands and teeth.

Fortunately we don't judge tigers by human standards, as that would be the kind of thing that a retard would do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7362589
Reimu is not a youkai, yet Flandre still treated her in a friendly manner as soon as they finished fighting, she even wanted to go to her shrine like most characters.

Also,

>newfag

I can see you're the same person as >>7362460 and >>7362448, so I'll say it again.

Get out.

[Anonymous No.]

Objectively the worst Touhou.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7362589
How the fuck does ''newfag'' apply to that? Goddamn, people from /a/ really are the majority of shitposters around here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7362597
If that tiger was talking around in a frilly dress and waring a bow in its hair, yes, i would call it insane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7362616
Tigers don't wear dresses or hair accessories.

You should probably consult a psychiatrist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7362621
Yes, but Rumia does. Since she mimics human behavior you have to judge her accordingly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7362589

>newfag

Don't make me report you directly to the mods on IRC you piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7362636
No, in fact, I don't have to judge supernatural creatures from Japanese folklore by human standards, even those that take on the forms of humans, as that would be the sort of thing that a retarded person would do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7362639
Ohh but I think you do. You cant just have the benefits of looking human with out acting human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7362589

Listen retard, you are using the word "newfag" incorrectly and it makes you look fucking retarded, but you should not even use the word "newfag" correctly because it's /b/ shit.

[Anonymous No.]

This is really just a battle of wills.
Some people want Flandre to be a psychopath,
others don't.

All the differing factions can do is butt heads.
No amount of arguing can win a battle of wills.

They're set in their ways, just like Catholics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7362648
Newfags are the dipshits that come here because Flandere is MOE and Kawaii. Then after a month of worshiping her and 30 image dumps someone points out that shes crazy and would probably eat their livers. Then threads like this happen and the denial sets in, then the anger. Happens all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7362647
Maybe you have to do so if you're retarded, in which case you would conclude that pretty much all Japanese mythological stories involving kitsune were actually about insanity.

Fortunatlely, I'm not retarded, so I don't have to do so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7362659
Ten out of ten, masterfully done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7362649
It states pretty clearly that she is crazy. Its a battle of facts vs stupidity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7362670
Crazy comes in two forms: the kind that talks to herself a lot and speaks and riddles, and the kind that is murderously psychopathic. As far as I can recognize, you have been attempting to claim the latter, which has no basis in canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7362670
Crazy comes in two forms: the kind that talks to herself a lot and speaks in riddles, and the kind that is murderously psychopathic. As far as I can recognize, you have been attempting to claim the latter, which has no basis in canon.

[Anonymous No.]

Why don't we just give her a split personality?
Loli and psycho, like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.
She could switch unexpectedly, at any given moment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7362684
Psychopathy describes her perfectly. I would not say she was murderous, sounds like a conclusion you are jumping to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7362696
I assumed you were >>7362659 but correct me if I'm wrong. The consumption of livers seems like it would be painful and probably involve death. And secondly, it's not even clear that Flandre lacks empathy, so I don't know where you're pulling your diagnosis of psychopathy from.

[Anonymous No.]

Anonymous, Web M.D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7362706
Just because she kills you dont mean she wanted to kill you. Perhaps she was just hungry and there was a fresh and juicy liver that willingly wandered in to her room. You cant really blame her for the foods only poor judgment.

[Anonymous No.]

Id like Flan a lot more if I could imagine sex with her ending in anything but dismembership. Perhaps if I was a being as strong as her, like Colossus from Marvel. I think a Titanium cock would give me the security I need.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is why we don't talk about Flan, OP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7360714
I still laugh at how /jp/ doesn't understand what greentext means.

If Touhou was allowed on /a/ or /v/ so I wouldn't have to spend time on a board that imports foreign concepts and then DOES IT WRONG all the time.

Using greentext as a way to "quote" someone's post or thread is just completely wrong and a retarded misuse of a good feature that is so popular in boards like /a/ and /v/. Fuck, /b/ and /sp/ do it right. It's just /jp/ and /jp/'s lame knockoffs that fail at using greentext.

The true meaning of greentext lies in YOUR POST not in others. It's ironic, because you think that you're quoting others while you're just, in fact, quoting yourself. Yes, greentext can be used when ironically posting a derogatory comment about other posts, but posting while just quoting other posts accomplishes nothing but contribute to spamming the board.

The greentext feature was never meant to serve as quote feature! Why people started using it that way is beyond me. There are plenty of reasons why one would choose to use greentext with his reply. For example, bumping threads with stupid one liner replies should be discouraged and those people should be coerced into using greentext to enlarge and enrich their stories instead.

I want to use greentext, yet I almost never do it on /jp/ because people will jump on me thinking I'm quoting their post or something.

[Anonymous No.]

shit toho

shit thred

[Anonymous No.]

>>7364339
Reported for not knowing how to greentext.
I bet you also think sage is an insult.

Go back to /b/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7364339
Why the hell did you bump this thread with that pasta ?

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>>7364339
I wish I had saved some quotes from that one /r9k/ thread where they were all claiming that greentext revolutionized posting and going on about how they never read actual paragraphs anymore etc.

Shit was pure gold.

[Anonymous No.]

flantits

[Anonymous No.]

A pleasant way to wake up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7364368
Jesus christ

[Prof. Anonymous !JVVFLaNdrE No.]

Up you go.