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First, Impale her.
Making sure to have heated the spike to branding level of heat.
I will perform this at a slanted angle and pierce her through her vagina then through the womb, I will then purposely, wriggle the spike around as to cause more initial discomfort and pain, until I finally get It through the mouth. I will then hoist her up and leave her outside to roast in the unforgiving rays of the sunlight, I feed her her least favorite blood type, and animal blood, making sure she stays alive yet not powerful, and on occasion mix it with holy water and roast beans as to burn out her insides. I will then pierce her body with various objects making sure to torture her only in phallic places leaving them there so that when she regenerates when I feed her she does not heal fully.

I will burn objects around the spike giving much discomfort and causing her to choke on the fumes of her dead comrades and servants, as I piss on the remains.

On the final day of initial roasting I kick down the pole with her on it and rip off her toenails and finger nails nailing in miniature crosses to the exposed flesh. I then rip out her fangs and crush them, and force feed them to her.

I use the medieval torture item that removes wombs on her, and then finally amputate her legs and arms, placing crosses and other forms of vampire preventive items to her body.
For the finisher I dig a moat round the mansion connect Directly to a stream and say that she is free to leave, such a feat being impossible due to her limitations.

As for Flandre, just blind her and break her hand and she becomes practically harmless, she will kill herself as she would never allow her power to be taken by another, vampire especially one of my caliber.

>> No.7358011

Man, how gay do you even have to be to write something like this?

>> No.7358015

Someone sure is feeling violent today.

>> No.7358019

My, you have... an interesting fetish, Anonymous.

>> No.7358020
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>>7358006
Someone isn't pleased about her false claims.

>> No.7358027
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>>7358006
You can only turn into bats?

HA!

I was turning into bats before it was even popular.

>> No.7358028
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7358028

First, make tea to her.
Making sure to have proper brand of tea and proper temperature of boiling water.

>> No.7358029

>I feed her her least favorite blood type
little bit too far bud

>> No.7358035

>>7358006
This is totally going in THP.

>> No.7358047
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>>7358020
>>7358027

Your seriousness is... lacking.

A proper vampire lord should always strive to be serious.

>> No.7358063

Use her weakness:

Charisma break!

>> No.7358065

>Impaling the daughter of Vlad the Impaler
It's like you're not even trying.

>> No.7358071
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>>7358065
>daughter of Vlad the Impaler
>Remi

>> No.7358078

>>7358047
No those are the uncreative ones.
Real vampire lords are constantly bored because they have exhausted all possible forms of fun as a human and constantly toy with people and provoke them to find enjoyment in their immortality.

Such display of insane happiness and chi-like glee shows that they are satisfying there base urges in the highest and darkest of forms, that being of the macabre and violent kind.

Serious Vampires as the ones depicted in your picture
have ether decided to become serious for the sake of fulfillment as evil beings in which they strive of nothing but the fulfillment of such roles, or ones that have not become bored as of yet.

You require more training.

>> No.7358081

>>7358065
see
>>7358020
If that were such a case she would be Mina or Alucard tier.

Which she isn't.

>> No.7358090

>>7358065
Even if it was true, the death would still be befitting of her lies and hypocrisy.

Even more ironic that the roasted beans were shoved down hear throat, see as it is implied Remilia is of European origin yet suffers from eastern vampire weaknesses, and Vampire handles such damming items without the slightest signs of repulsion thus showing her off as true weak sauce.

>> No.7358092

>>7358078
Sounds kinda like your average /jp/er, but only instead of being powerful it's the opposite.

>> No.7358095

>>7358078

Moustache.

>> No.7358097

>>7358095
Who is that anyway?

>> No.7358102
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7358102

You can't do that!

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>>7358097

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Requiem_Chevalier_Vampire

Dracula as he comes out when a British author has been enjoying vişinată from dirty glasses.

>> No.7358142

>>7358106
>Hitler was kept by Dracula:
Hellsing: Western Gensokyo afterlife edition.

I love you man.

>> No.7358162

>>7358106
It's like Im' looking at what would happen if you gave Dracula Raoh's height and muscular figure then increased male hormone and testosterone levels to levels uncalculated by man.

This guys at Lich King Sauron almighty Supreme voice king level tier.

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