How Did Flandre aquire Lævateinn?

[Anonymous No.]

Did Flandre end up killing Loki in order to get a hold of this legendary weapon of a Norse God?

If that is the case then Flande is a fucking god killer.

The same Goes for Remilia, How is she able to use Odin's Spear Gungnir?

[Anonymous No.]

That sounds about right.

[Anonymous No.]

bought them online

[Anonymous No.]

She thought Lavaetain was a cool name and named her stick and spellcard after it.

Same with Remilia. Her Gungnir isn't even a physical item, it's one of her spellcards and spellcards are supposed to have cool names so that you can feel nice when declaring them. You feel awesome when yelling Spear the Gungnir, so Spear the Gungnir is a good spellcard.

[Anonymous No.]

It's only a model.

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>>7357201
Shh.

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>>7357191

I thought they would have copy protections on their weapons.

[wtH !HELLB/V.96 No.]

[Anonymous No.]

It's a cartoon. Doesnt need explanation.

[Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA No.]

>>7357197
Basically this. They don't actually have Lævateinn and Gugnir, they just like the names.

Same with everyone else really, like Nue's last spellcard.

[Anonymous No.]

I always assumed that Flan+Remilia killed them "Recently" (Within the past century) , when they don't have the faith of all the vikings, but DO have their nifty weapons forged at the heigt of their power.

[Anonymous No.]

OBJECTION

Lævateinn was never Loki's weapon OP

it's not a wand either

it was either the sword that the dumbshit Freyr traded for his wife or the sword wielded by Surt

[Anonymous No.]

Aren't those just the names of the spell cards?

And didn't Reimu make all the spell cards?

[Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA No.]

>>7357234
I'm pretty sure Reimu just made the rules, not all of the spell cards. That'd be a bit silly for her to supply her enemies with attacks.

[Anonymous No.]

Why's fanon never depict Keine wielding the Kusanagi.

That's one of her spellcards.

And why is Flandre's Lævateinn canonically depicted as a wand when the Lævateinn was not a wand.

Sure it's name means "damaging stick" but that's some kind of weird Viking term for sword.

[Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA No.]

>>7357253
Because of the in-game art, of course. Flandre is shown holding the double-fencepost-lookin' thing, and Keine is not shown with a sword.

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>>7357260
Remi's in game portrait doesn't show her wielding gungir but fanon always depicts her with that

[Anonymous No.]

this is Remi's sprite from some Fire Emblem modification

it's fucking adorable

[Anonymous No.]

>>7357237
I always figured that Reimu was a silly, haughty moron.

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>>7357278
here's assassin Sakuya also

[Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA No.]

>>7357270
Not nearly always. But that's because of its appearance in the fighting games, as well as to parallel Flan's weapon to a certain extent. Keine's never shown with any kind of weapon in-game.

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>>7357185
remember her power: destruction of anything and everything. She probably just blew the previous owner apart.

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>>7357270
You see her throw it as a weapon in IaMP

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>>7357292
>>7357284
yah well

fuck you

I want my Keine to be shown swinging Kusanagi around.

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>>7357197
Reminded me of this.

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>>7357253
>Why's fanon never depict Keine wielding the Kusanagi.
Because it belongs to Rinnosuke.

[Anonymous No.]

fun fact: the current Kusanagi is a replica of a replica of a replica

the sword has been lost/stolen on a number of occasions

the mirror and magatama are supposed to be original though

it's impossible to know however because Shinto priests won't let anyone look at the imperial regalia

they weren't even taken out of their boxes when emperor what's his face ascended the throne

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>>7357319
I find it amusing that the original was lost when everyone in Japan simultaneously forgot all tactics of warfare (hey Koremori how's your 100,000 warriors doing oh wait you got all of them killed) and went into a ridiculous brawl where more people were drowned than those killed in battle. Kusanagi was lost in the sea.

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>>7357358
apart from falling into the water at the battle of Dan no Ura however it was also stolen by a monk, and disappeared on at least one other occasion

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>>7357366
Well even its origin myth involves Amaterasu saying something like "Oh, you found the sword I lost a while ago? I guess I'll forgive you for flinging dung over temples and throwing a flayed pony at me." after Susanoo dedicates the sword. Getting lost is in the sword's essence.

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>>7357376
Well, that explains why it ended up at Rinnosukes place

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>>7357376
>>7357366
>>7357358
>>7357319
this is fun

I wish we actually talked about Japan more often

[Anonymous No.]

"Odin" and "Loki" are just old norse names for "Remilia" and "Flandre".

[Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA No.]

Is it even really known for sure that the sword ever existed?

>>7357393
I'm okay with this.

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>>7357386
Sometimes I get the impression that people here just pretend to hate Japan to keep weeaboos out.
I'm okay with this, even though I don't really know anything about Japan and have no real desire to learn anything about it

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>>7357396
sure

it was a bronze age, straight edge sword that the really early emperors of Japan used for ceremonies along with a bronze mirror and a magatama necklace

this is all mythology now but it was history once

[Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA No.]

>>7357397
I'm sure just like any other board there's some people that don't care at all about Japan as well as those that do enjoy hearing about its history and culture.

Personally I'm sorta in between - I don't particularly care much for its history in and of itself, but do enjoy how it relates to Touhou and other video games.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm more interested in seeing the results of a Norse God vs Japanese Kami battle.

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>>7357397
Japanese mythology is actually great, with stories like this:

>Koto-shiro-nushi no Kami, having become transformed into an eight-fathom bear-sea-monster (...) had intercourse with Mizo-kuhi hime.

I'm not into bestiality, nor am I fan of heterosexual relationships (cute girls should go after other cute girls) but I still want to be a little princess and be violated by a bear shark deity ten times my size, having multiple orgasms while his twin claspers penetrate my unsoiled vagina and anus at the same time. Of course, shark claspers usually unfold (like a cauliflower, one paper describes) during mating to reveal a number of sharp spurs that anchor them within the female's body, so not only would Kotoshironushi's size be a problem (basking sharks, which alongside whale sharks are the only sharks approaching eight fathoms in length, have claspers up to 160cm long, so my loli body will be impaled on a pair of claspers larger than me) but several sharp spurs would be driven inside my tight, virginal holes every time he thrusts into me. Even though I'd be in such unbearable pain, I'd be such a shameless masochist loli that I'd enjoy every moment of it, rubbing my small breasts against the denticles that cover his skin and enjoying the pain as the rough surface brushes against my nipples.

And when Kotoshironushi finally ejaculates inside me, filling my small womb with his thick bear shark semen, I'd smile gently and hug him tightly while still clasping his massive body with my legs, saying how I'll love to carry his many children. Soon afterwards, I'd be ready to lay my egg capsules (most large sharks are actually ovoviviparous, but that probably doesn't apply to giant half-bear sea deity sharks), which I'd do in company of my shark husband's presence to arouse him, opening my slutty pussy wide and making him watch as I remove my eggs until he's tempted into filling my small body with his oversized claspers again.

If only ;_;

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>>7357476
I'd say the Norse gods would win easy. They're all battle-hardened, what with preparing for their inevitable deaths at Ragnorak.

The Kami do outnumber the Norse gods several hundred thousand to one though... but how powerful can a tree/rock/waterfall spirit be?

[Prof. Anonymous !JVVFLaNdrE No.]

>>7357484
Christ dude.

Now I have to fap.

>BOUNDARY owneep
Fucking Yukari.

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>>7357484
what the hell man

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>>7357484
Why boner.jpg

Someone should turn this into a fetish doujin

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>>7357476

Egyptian gods sit and wait for both sides to dwindle down, then they proceed launch their own attack.

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>>7357484
Even better the second time. You cleaned it up a little since the last time you posted.

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>>7357484
Speaking of sharks...

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>>7357484
And it must be noted that the daughter from that particular union, Princess Seyadatara, took a giant snake god of curses as her husband. The circumstances surrounding their meeting are equally unusual: Upon seeing Seyadatara relieve herself in a nearby stream, the snake god of Mt. Miwa, Omononushi, was immediately lovestruck and transformed himself into a red arrow, using his divine might to fly unassisted like a leaping snake and lodging himself in the young girl's exposed genitals. Seyadatara was remarkably unconcerned by a self-propelled arrow piercing her maidenhood (and her virginity with it) and took the arrow home, where the deity assumed the form of a handsome man and took her as his wife. This same deity is worshipped as the god of matchmakers, so you can think of him as the Japanese equivalent of Cupid, except instead of the hearts of prospective lovers, his arrows presumably pierce places where no arrow is meant to tread.

The daughter from this union, in turn, married Emperor Jimmu, who is already the grandson of the wani (either shark, crocodile or dragon in this context, assuming the former.) princess Toyotama-hime. So their child, second Emperor of Japan, Emperor Suizei, was 1/16 bear, 3/16 shark and 1/4 snake. Of course, the rest of the imperial lineage is also descended from him.

>>7357476
It'll result in Thor and Susanoo getting drunk and wrecking everything. Or them having sex after one or both of them turns into a girl, because both aesir and amatsukami are famed for their gender changes. Hel/Amatsu-Mikaboshi exchange might be fun though, because both are lazy shut-in deities that never really do much. They'd probably have a staring contest and after a while Hel would blush (with her live half, her corpse half is well, a corpse.) and ask Amatsu-Mikaboshi out for a date. Then they'd decide to skip on the date and play VNs together.

[Anonymous No.]

>Upon seeing Seyadatara relieve herself in a nearby stream, the snake god of Mt. Miwa, Omononushi, was immediately lovestruck and transformed himself into a red arrow, using his divine might to fly unassisted like a leaping snake and lodging himself in the young girl's exposed genitals.

How the fuck would someone get such a idea?

"Oh I know!I'll just impregnate her by turning into a arrow!"

What the fuck man

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>>7357484
Why did I get a boner from this? This is disgusting.

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>>7357517
>It'll result in Thor and Susanoo getting drunk and wrecking everything. Or them having sex after one or both of them turns into a girl.

Addendum: I suppose it might turn out to be like the friendship between Okuninushi and Sukunahikona. Their association was so strong that it seems Sukunahikona somehow turned into a little girl and bore Okuninushi children (Sukunahikona is virtually always depicted as male, except this single peculiar myth where he is a girl and mates with Okuninushi) Their union might have been difficult, because Sukunahikona was a moth-winged deity the size of a small bird.

>>7357509
Egyptian gods are too busy running the world, they're one of those rare pantheons who actually did shit instead of dicking around with humans. They really are examplary if you consider say, Sumerian gods, who more or less created humanity so that the gods can play while mortals do the unpleasant tasks. The great exception is the Amarna period, characterized by worship of the Aten, perhaps the first tentacle monster in history. Aten was the deified sun-disc and the rays of the sun were his hands - so whenever sunlight touched your skin, the Aten was groping you, and there was no escape from his ever-present hands as long as the sun was up (though, being raped by the sun is my fetish. If I ever turn into a cute girl, I'd want to be raped by the sun. After all, why settle for mortal men when you can lose your virginity to a 4,6 billion years old eldritch engine of destruction?)

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>>7357601
While once a minor deity, pharaoh Akhenaten elevated him to a major god (the only god, rather) and took every step to make his decision conclusive: even names were changed to erase all references to the previous gods. He also moved the capital to his new city Akhetaten, the horizon of the Aten, which had a single logistics error of being located in the middle of the desert. Now, Aten worship involved food offerings and temples dedicated to him were open-air so as to worship the sun directly. Combined with a city literally in the desert, this meant the entire city stank with food rotting under the sun. Egyptians despised Akhenaten's rule to such an extent that right after his death, his city was abandoned and traces of his existence removed from recordings - he never appears in king lists.

[Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA No.]

>>7357601
>Aten was the deified sun-disc and the rays of the sun were his hands - so whenever sunlight touched your skin, the Aten was groping you, and there was no escape from his ever-present hands as long as the sun was up (though, being raped by the sun is my fetish. If I ever turn into a cute girl, I'd want to be raped by the sun. After all, why settle for mortal men when you can lose your virginity to a 4,6 billion years old eldritch engine of destruction?)

A whole new perspective on sunbathing.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>7357282
That's a Rogue, not an Assassin. Rather, it's been modified from a Rogue base sprite.

[Anonymous No.]

>Flande is a fucking god killer.

Humans who cross their designated boundaries invite more then death, they invite total annihilation!