/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

During this very dark and snowy and cold summer in that dark city one person works on portal to place called Gensokyo. Very loud yellings stopped silence of night time at city tower-house and probably big part of district.
-"STARTED WITH ELITE STOPED WITH SHAME HAHAwwwwwww! This method is going to work!".
This was master of chemistry magic, known as Bleach Poster.
-Now I should execute this method in order to teleport myself to Gensokyo. I need to collect ingredients.
But in the same moment someone posts on /jp/ - "Try going to OMCK where other portal is located". Magician thinks that is good idea but it's too far away and certainly you won't get to mysterious city of Omck where night never ends just with city card and Bleach Master goes to look for indigriends but then falls asleep tired of whole day attempts with coffee portals. Then after Waking up at 16.30 meets youkai sitting close to windows.

[Anonymous No.]

"Privet" (Translators note: "privet" means "HI" in Russian) tells Yukari sitting on window. "Shalom" answers magician.
-So are you going to Gensokyo? (yukari)
-Maybe.
-Maybe not maybe yes?
-No, maybe yes.
-Aha. So are you planning to go to that city of darkness - Omck, from there I could help you to get into Gensokyo?
-And can't you help me to Get to Gensokyo from my apartment?
-But then it wouldn't make cool story. (Yukari looks strange look on Magician)
-Ahaaaa. No thanks maybe other time. - Tells magician with skewed head to right.
-Ahaaaaaaaaaaa. Maybe soon?
-No. I preffer to make threads on /jp/ until they will post me working method and maybe this time this method will work that western experts on portals posted last night.

[Anonymous No.]

-... Yukari looked thru window in direction dark and cold and snowy and sad city during unusually hot summer. - But remember! You need to open portal to get to Gensokyo, she told and dissapeared. Magician decided to try to portal but it failed and decided to post new practical portaling thread and this way we have this complicated and very educational story.

[Anonymous No.]

So how do you like my story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7357118
What?

[Okuu !!Jq0MHPvHhpb No.]

[Anonymous No.]

What is this Omck crap anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7357183
Meme.

It started as "bad drug trip", but now it's about city of Omsk where everyone is drug addict and stories related to this city.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6679183

eastern yurop like them portal stories

[Okuu !!Jq0MHPvHhpb No.]

>>7357226
Like in Naked Lunch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7357246
Not really, I just love Russia and I like their culture, language, art and so on.

Something like weaboo but about Russia!

[Anonymous No.]

I guess I should get tripcode and start to act like attention-whore just to get replies ;_;

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>>7357355

Wouldn't suggest that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7357355
Please do

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>>7357355

Just post more Omck stories instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7357259
>Russia [...] culture

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>>7357373

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>>7357381
...what?

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[Anonymous No.]

But then.... Thinking about dying or opening portal or going to Russia and listening to music doesn't get me any closer to Gensokyo and summer /jp/ isn't making it easy at all.

I think I'm getting depressed...

[PRINNY !nLFbzB/0pw No.]

>>7357800
Don't be so depressed! If you believe in the "Rapture" you only have 5 days left to live! Give it your all, anon!

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>>7357819