/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Gomenasai /jp/. My name is Ken-Sama, I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

[Anonymous No.]

Okay listen you fuckwit, I'm tired of seeing your shitpost all the time.
FIrst off, you fucking twerp, it's konnichiwa, not Gomenasai.
KO NI CHI FUCKING WA. Gomenasai means sorry.
Second, you're a fucking retard for thinking japanese games are superior in any kind. They're as good and bas as american ones. I also bet your drawings look like shit.
Now, you fucking faggot, let me teach you something about swords.
The best thing your glorious Katana can cut through is a bamboo straw, and NOT FUCKING STEEL. LEARN THAT FOR FUCKS SAKE.And it's folded about 10 times, for a total 800 kayers at fucking most. Nobody's gonna sit 5 years in his room and polish a rod, exept you maybe because you can't get any pussy.
Now, you're telling me that you know stuff about japanese history. HA HA FUCKING HA FAGGOT. You couldn'T even get a proper Kana if your life depended on it, not like it's worth anything. No fucking one wears a goddamn Kimono in the streets, you retarded fuckwit.
Go on, move to Japan, get laughed at by fucking everyone, I might just fly with you to have a seat in the front row when your spirit is shattered to a thousand bits. No one is gonna like an acne-ridden wannabe-japanese who doesn't know shit about the culture he so disgustingly admires.

Now, kindly fuck off and die, you scum of the earth.

[Anonymous No.]

sweet copypasta

[Anonymous No.]

0/10

[Anonymous No.]

Can someone post the dead Ken-sama earthquake picture?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7351932
0/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>7351910
>KO NI CHI FUCKING WA. Gomenasai means sorry.
I like to think he's apologizing for making such a shitty thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7351950
That's the joke, this is copypasta

[Anonymous No.]

2004-2011 Rest in peace old friend.

[Anonymous No.]

requesting the one with the Japanese guy that wants to be American

[Anonymous No.]

>>7352009
bah hahahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.]

>>7352025
What's the matter, is Easymodo down or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7352040
I don't know what words to search to find it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7352044
You must be a retard!
It can't be helped.
Howdy, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7352044
You could start with, I don't know...:
http://archive.easymodo.net/jp/?task=search&ghost=&search_text=%2227+year+old%22

[Anonymous No.]

>>7352025
Howdy /a/, my name is Kenichi Smith.

I'm a 27 year old Japanese Toonaholic (Cartoon fan for you foreigners). I draw cartoons and comics on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior American games. (Halo, Gears of War, Call of Duty)

I train with my 1911 every day, this superior weapon can shoot straight through steel because it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gun license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak English fluently, both the Midwestern and the East Coast accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their Constitution, which I follow 100%

When I get my American visa, I am moving to New York to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Nickelodeon or a game designer!

I own several cowboy outfits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I keep cool to my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in America!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7352070
Best of luck friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>7352070
>>7352058
>>7352051
/jp/ rescue crew never fails.

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone have that screencap of that guy who kept putting uguu in all his facebook updates

[Anonymous No.]

>>7352083

Now leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7352090
Thanks, man

[Anonymous No.]

>>7352090

my fucking god....

[Anonymous No.]

>>7352090
Please tell me this is just a /jp/ anon trolling.