/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kjbf6NVlDNk&feature=player_embedded

The Great C-Butt Purge of 2010, a day so painful to some that it is referred to only as the "C-Buttnacht". Thousands upon thousands of the world's worst posters were massacred in a swath of buttownage and ass pain as curry was banned boardwide.The reason : the Chaos Ownage, an owning so powerful its mere existence threatens the balance of chaos and order. Among the few posters and fans that survived the Chaos Ownage was Curry Butt, the man capable of performing the "Assownage Jam"...

Flash forward 12 years to the post-currypocalyptic ruins of Neo-4chan, 2022. A Chaos Ownage rocks the board of /jp/, making 15 million kinectimal posts. When the finger is put on the aging Curry Butt, he must evade the banning of the C-Butt Removal department, led by former friend and shitposter Suigin, and disappear into the dangerous underground of the post-currypocalypse to clear his name and find out the mysterious truth behind the Chaos Ownage. Joined by allies along the way, including his bros Fake-Sion and ZUNbar, The Butt must face the dangers of a life he thought he gave up a long time ago and discover the secrets behind the autism awareness organization A.N.O.N.Y.M.O.U.S.

A tale of reports, shitposts, and atonement; brave mods unheard of, face spectacular challenges that even the greatest tripfags could not overcome, and maybe... just maybe... redeem CurryButt once and for all.

[Anonymous No.]

Currybutt got banned because his post near the end of his career got really shitty, he was trolling and spamming like an idiot.

He was a fun poster before he went buttmad with popularity though.

[Anonymous No.]

Currybutt was a attention whore wannabe-NEET.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>7351778
>>03:56

You missed both the time and the post number by one this time Brian, go kill yourself. You are not worthy of my time anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>7351778
i hope you know that by making it seem like "trolling leaves only epic tales in its wake" you're encouraging terrible posting, even if yours is just a humorous post. in fact, even moreso if it's a humorous post because it makes people feel like they have an easy way to participate in 4chan humor.

>>7351779
reading posts using words like that, sometimes i can't believe i still go to this site...

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>7351779
>He was a fun poster before

... a step prior to never.

[Anonymous No.]

What's this a parody of again? I know I've heard that before in another form

Get some originality, and you will never be good again, get over it currybutt. Owned

[Anonymous No.]

>>7351790
>reading posts using words like that, sometimes I can't believe I still go to this site.

sounds like you're buttconflicted

[Anonymous No.]

>>7351797
>(music and all that from that barkley shut up and jam gaiden game, obviously.)

Virgin nerd homo gaylord

[Anonymous No.]

>>7351803
>Virgin nerd homo gaylord
>/jp/

Problem, sir?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7351807
None, faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>7351808
>He doesn't realize he's on 4chan

[Anonymous No.]

I thought Currybutt was funny, until I talked to him on Formspring. What an ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7351810
>>>/a/
>>>/v/
>>>/b/

[Anonymous No.]

>>7351812
His butt is still just that mad bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>7351814
This. You don't understand. Curry didn't just get mad. His ass experienced a thermonuclear supernova of hurt so great that it distorted space and time around it, eventually collapsing into an analmad black hole, which in turn couldn't bear all the mad and just dissolved into dark MADter that will transcend time forever.

That's how mad Curry got.

[Anonymous No.]

I am ashamed to admit that, against my better judgment, I ventured into /v/ once recently, and I found that there are an overwhelming number of people who spam the word "bro" constantly. Here, I haven't been seeing it much until relatively recently.

Is it safe to say that you can identify a /v/ poster by the use of this word? Or do they use it on /b/ or /a/ too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7351826
>recently
>Fri Feb 22 11:10:59 2008 No.36337

[Anonymous No.]

>>7351808
>``faggot''

[Anonymous No.]

>>7351826
Yes, anyone who uses some word is automatically a terrible poster and must be banned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7351826
I've been using the word bro for many years. What's wrong with it, Jones?

[Anonymous No.]

http://archive.easymodo.net/jp/image/-DddE8pLuCc-FczdYYC0cQ
>Yama !XanaDuh0e2

[Anonymous No.]

>>7352018
Sounds about right, Yama is literally the shitty trip fellatio slave.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>7352018
>>7351788
There is nowhere to run anymore gaymo , now i am more than 100% sure that he is Brian.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7351901
Oh, I assure you I didn't mean anything like that, please don't put words into my mouth that may cause misunderstandings! I consider /v/ and /b/ to be great boards with superb cultures and refined tastes, not to mention their great communication values. I personally think we could use some more posters from there, I certainly don't mind being around them(it kind of makes me fondly remember what it was like to be 12, you know?).

[Anonymous No.]

Go back to /a/ currybutt/fruits punch samurai.

[Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA No.]

I can't even describe how much I would enjoy this game. Fund it. Immediately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7351797
It's the plot of BARKLEY SHUT UP AND JAM GAIDEN PART 1

[Anonymous No.]

>>7352793
The fuck are you talking about ret/a/rd, do you even know who currybutt is? Get out, you've only been here 2 weeks.

[Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA No.]

>>7352830
oh you

[Anonymous No.]

>>7351778
>>>/soc/
>>>/formspring/
>>>/facebook/