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Alternative careers for Touhou characters thread.

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Shame on you, whoring Komatits like that.

Back on our subject, Yukari as a mobster.

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courtesan thread

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Professional cutting board.

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>>7351771
NO!

NO!

TAKE IT AWAY!

I DON'T WANT IT!

Also, crier for a convenience store. You know she will be great at this.

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>>7351777
Just the idea of doing that to a person, even a masochist is just bwah.

Also Yamame would bank like a motherfucker doing medical stuff.

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>> No.7351785

structural support

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>> No.7351791 [DELETED] 

Rabbit-resistant water wheel tester.

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I know the other uniform is for police.

...but it looks like this one is somehow train-related judging from the rest of that artist's pictures.

>> No.7351800

>>7351785
>>7351791
Get out faggot

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>>7351782
It was just a doujin man, calm down.

The super speed might make for some interesting beats.

>> No.7351816

Punching bag.

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>>7351804
I know it's only a doujin and I'm usually ok when touhous are being ungodly whores in doujinshi, but one was just... ugly.
Someone had to really hate Reimu to make her look like that.

Also, Reimu behind a counter at a station selling train tickets. Can you see it?

>> No.7351819

>>7351816
This isn't a guro thread, sir Please stop

>> No.7351820

>>7351819
You're the only one mentioning guro here.

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>>7351818
she had a little more meat to her than usual but the art wasn't ugly in the least besides the ahegao faces.

Parsee at a toll kiosk is more believable.

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>>7351820

>>7351785
>>7351791

>> No.7351829

>>7351785
>>7351791
>>7351816

These posts match the theme of the thread. Stop complaining, >>7351819 and >>7351800.

>> No.7351831

>>7351829
Those are not careers, they don't fit. Stop samefagging

>> No.7351841

Wow, nice to know that the mods delete Touhou guro faster than the cp that was posted earlier.

Only in /jp/...

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Reisen taking orders at a McDonalds

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Byakuren as one of those dentists who go from school to school teaching children how to take better care of their teeth.

>> No.7351861

>>7351849
>dat smile

>> No.7351868

>>7351841
Mods are nocturnal for the most part on /jp/ during the daytime you can usually jump on the 4chan rizon board and get a mod if someone is posting shit like cp.

>> No.7351871 [DELETED] 

>>7351841
I deleted them so I wouldn't get banned.

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Youmu gardening.

No seriously, think about it. How often do you see her actually doing that?

>> No.7352806

>>7352787
A lot because she is my wife and I help her out around the grounds.

Please don't make assumptions about my dearest Youmu.

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It would be a matter of time before It gets prohibited for causing addiction.

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College professor.

>> No.7352865

>>7352853

Instant erection.

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Kisume working at a restaurant

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>>7352865
Professor Okuu is best Okuu.

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Vehicle

>> No.7352887

>>7352884
Ran kinda looks like a car.

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>>7352865
>>7352853
I'd love to get lectures about the dangers of radiation from her, even if it's just a TV ad.

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Sakuya as a chef or something like that. Now I'm hungry.

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Okuu as a theoretical physicist.

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Patches - gymnast

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Stay at home Mom.

That, or still a useless drunkard.

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Remember that one episode of Ed, Edd, & Eddy where they run a public washing machine that involves Ed spinning in a lake?

>> No.7353210

>>7352918
is she trying to get pregnant?

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Flan working as a Christmas tree.

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Suika as a shrine maiden.

>> No.7353249

>>7351783
>looks interesting
>google doujin name in the image title
>check results
>"Sneeze Fetish Forum"
>"I just discovered this Touhou doujinshi (fan comic) called "Flower Fever Panic!" Apparently Touhou is a series of vertical shooter games"

I'm not OK with this.

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>>7351761
The end of those comics was so heartwarming.

>> No.7353253

>>7352949
Yes. Ed, Edd and eddy is one of the funniest things ever.

>> No.7353254

I am surprised and pleased that sex slave hasn't been mentioned yet.

>> No.7353256

>>7353254

Too obvious.

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>>7352949

Yeah, that was a nice episode. Now I imagined the three fairies as scam artists for some reason.

>> No.7353263

>>7353260
If I had any talent I would draw that doujin so hard.

>> No.7353269

>>7353260
>>7353263
This is the best idea anyone has ever had.

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>>7353243
Superior Christmas tree brand.

>> No.7353297

>>7353249
I am totally okay with this. Sneeze fetishists are the least creepy kind of fetishist.

>> No.7353326

>>7351761
Am I the only one who first thought Rinnosuke had a mondo boner?

>> No.7353350

>>7353326
It is probably a mondo boner.

>> No.7353355

without mastrubation why would i read eromanga or play eroge?

>> No.7353392

>>7353326
Cannot unsee.
No wonder Komachi's in tears, her vagoo just couldn't stand up to it.

>> No.7353399

I really wish there was more Komachi with her hair down like that.

>> No.7353400

>>7353278
Come on, there is a more cruel way, just force her to Extreme Color Typhoon in the air for as long as you want the Christmas lights up.

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>>7353399
Indeed.

>> No.7353418

>>7351761
sorce on OP

>> No.7353428

>>7353399
>>7353408
But then she's just china.

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>>7351795
Mmm, suited Ran.

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>>7353444
Ran in any clothes. Also forever waiting for scans.

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>>7353444

>Ran in a gakuran

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

>> No.7353487

>>7353254
No, see, it's alternative careers, not their regular ones.

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Tour guide Orin.

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Urban renewal agent

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Working for Taito.

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CRIMINAL MASTERMINDS

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The board meeting is in progress.

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>>7353444
Vigilante lawbringer Ran.

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Waitress. But anyone can do that.

>> No.7353594

>>7352924
That pairing makes no sense.

>> No.7353609

>>7353521
I used to work in retail, now that I think about it.... I kinda do think that some customers do that.

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Another one Sanae as a (sexy) waitress

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>> No.7353632

>>7353521
lawful evil must be a pain in the ass

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WMDs.
This applies to just about any Touhou character.

"Murikka here is payback for bombs! enjoy your 2 fairies!"

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...and of course, replacing a useless bunny's only function.

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女子高生
ヽ(´ー`)ノ

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Pigfarm owner.

>> No.7353646

>>7353622
Suwako's butt is a miracle of the universe.

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Cheap 10¥ cumbucket.

>> No.7353669

A thread about degrading Touhou's to sluts? ;_;

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>>7353669

Only a couple of people want that. Also, hockey player Cirno.

>> No.7353706

>>7353661
what does "使って~" mean in this context?

>> No.7353723
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bride

>> No.7353727

>>7353706
"please unload your load inside my vagina and release your pent up sexual frustration"

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>>7353513
Kaiju!

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Remi's rapping career

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>>7354348

>> No.7354377

>>7353703
I think momiji would be better at hockey, after all... shes canadian.

>> No.7354388

>>7354377

I don't have a Momiji hockey picture sadly...

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Ah Teddy-Plaza.

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Programmer.

>> No.7354434

>>7354415
Why isn't it translated. ;_;

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>>7354415
anti-aircraft implement

>> No.7354492

>>7354415
>>7354469
Wait, which one is this?

>> No.7354514

>>7354492
http://www.mediafire.com/?9rrfnzlij3cwg5w

>> No.7354519

>>7354514
Thanks a bunch.

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Cirno as hat for KoG

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sleeping bag

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Flandre as Secretary-General of the UN.

>> No.7359102
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Professional Assassin

>> No.7359171

>>7357138

This needs to be a doujin.

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Neko mimi cupcake store owner.

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world leader

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Bra burning, women's rights activist with a megaphone.

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>>7359623

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A tiny, clever commander.

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Movie set fog machine.

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Autist on disability.

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Private investigator, AKA stalker for hire.

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Proctologist.

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Coca field guard.

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>>7359632
I never understood the whole bra burning bit because the bra was invented by a woman
And now I present Letty the musician.

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Nekomimi cororner.

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Double agent.

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Professional alien killer.

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Route 66 tour guide.

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Food critic.

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Competitive eater.

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Lumberjack.

>> No.7359758
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Zinc saucier.

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Monster Hunter.

>> No.7359763
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Chef. Imagine quite literally running a restaurant kitchen by yourself

>> No.7359772
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Chef

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A Lawyer!

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Nanny

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asistant at a magic show

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Shepherd

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General

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Rock singer

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Hair Stylist.

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rockstar

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kindergarten teacher

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7359818

photomodell

>> No.7359824
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7359824

Leading story writer at SHAFT

>> No.7359827
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7359827

Hunter

>> No.7359830

>>7359827
And now I realized the grave says Reimu.

>> No.7359833
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7359833

instructor

>> No.7359838

I hate to be THAT guy OP, but what's the source?

>> No.7359847
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7359847

airplane

>> No.7359852
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7359852

Cross

>> No.7359865
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7359865

lifeguard

>> No.7359870 [SPOILER] 
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7359870

father

>> No.7359876
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7359876

psychotherapist

>> No.7359885
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7359885

hostesse

>> No.7359893
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7359893

heavy

>> No.7359900 [DELETED] 

no career at all

>> No.7359906
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7359906

no career at all

>> No.7362463
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7362463

>>7359876
Improved psychotherapist.

>> No.7362479
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7362479

>>7362463
Even more improved psychotherapist.

>> No.7362497

>>7362479
That... seems pretty hard to top.

I think you've won this one.

>> No.7362512
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7362512

/kfc/ Quality control.

>> No.7362528
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7362528

Parasite incubator.

>> No.7362540
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7362540

The reverse trap at a host club's special menu for women who are shy around beautiful men.

>> No.7362544
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7362544

Endangered marine life smuggler.

>> No.7362554
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7362554

Stuntwoman.

>> No.7362559
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7362559

Telemarketer.

>> No.7362569
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7362569

Psychonaut.

>> No.7362583
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7362583

Cast of a kinky fetish movie.

>> No.7362606
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7362606

Demolition loli.

>> No.7362618
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7362618

Janitor.

>> No.7362642
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7362642

The head nigga in charge of a nuclear facility.

>> No.7362653

>>7362606

That's the most retarded caption I have seen in years.

>> No.7362656
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7362656

MMA Heavyweight fighter.

>> No.7362687
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7362687

Cereal promoter.

>> No.7362691

>>7362687
this dismays me.

>> No.7362704
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7362704

5 foot pianist.

>> No.7362718
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7362718

Drug sniffing tengu.

>> No.7362725
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7362725

Con artist.

>> No.7362737 [DELETED] 
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7362737

shitposter WHAT?!

>> No.7362747
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7362747

Vietnam war vet.

>> No.7362771
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7362771

Dominatrix.

>> No.7362782
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7362782

>>7362771

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7362840

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