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You notice that the food in your house are going missing.

You decide to install security cameras on your place, and find a person roaming around in the footage everytime you leave.

You call the police, and together search the place... until you find a homeless girl living in your closet for over a year without you noticing.


What do you do?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080530/ap_on_re_as/japan_closet_woman;_ylt=AqGxo636Zra1I001xb_BVuhvaA8F

>> No.735097

ran version is superior

>> No.735099

I post old news on /jp/ for the 15th or so time and count the sages.

>> No.735107

I wouldn't get her out of the closet.
She will become lesbian if you do.

>> No.735109

>>735094
>What do you do?
I sage the morans who post this story 10x a day.

>> No.735110

>>You notice that the food in your house are going missing

The jokes on you, all my food are safe.

>> No.735128

>>735109
>morans

learn2spell retard

>> No.735135
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>>735128

>> No.735141

lol, you new here?

>> No.735148

>>735128
What?

>> No.735196

ITS RAEP TIME

>> No.735500

moar of op

>> No.735514

That woman is more than 50 years old.

>> No.735538

>>735514

so are most touhous

>> No.735547

4chan answer: Fuck yeah, my very own Matoi!

Real answer: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

>> No.735556

>>735514
Even with age aside, you have to take into consideration the fact that the woman in question is homeless and likely hadn't bathed, combed her hair, brushed her teeth, shaved her pits, etc in quite a long time. Even if she were young and attractive it would still just be creepy and gross.

>> No.735559

>>735556

read the article. she showered and police commented on her cleanliness

>> No.735567

>>735556

She was showering. She was "neat and clean". You bump the thread but you haven't bothered to read the article any of the 20 times it's been posted?

>> No.735577

>>735559
>>735567
Okay, but it's still creepy.

>> No.735593

>>735577

You're too sensitive. I don't mind a bitch living in my closet if she can be that unobtrusive and neat about it. She better work for the food she steals, though.

>> No.735709

I accept the invitation of the lady in the futon and forget all about it.

>> No.735736

I let her live with me because I'm ronery.

>> No.735756

>>735736
She's 78. Reconsider?

ALSO SAGE FOR HAVING THIS THREAD FOR THE n+1TH TIME

>> No.735760

>>735094
You notice that the food in your house are going missing.

You decide to install security cameras on your place, and find a person roaming around in the footage everytime you leave.

You call the police, and together search the place... until you find HIRANO AYA LIVING IN YOUR CLOSET FOR OVER A YEAR WITHOUT NOTICING.

WHAT DO YOU DO?

>> No.735765

>>735760
Post pics on /jp/!

>> No.735776

If she's a good looking girl I wouldn't press charges and I would make her become my maid (and she better do a damned good job). In return, I would allow her to stay and I would let her live off my income, making sure to give her small allowances.

Basically I'd make her my wife.

>> No.735786

>>735760

Slowly torture her to death over the course of several months, taking pictures and videos the whole time. Eventually after she's gone and disposed of I dump all the pics and videos onto the internet from a public library or something for the benefit of that Aya troll on /jp/, then I move somewhere rural as fuck and keep to myself for the rest of my life.

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