/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

HEY KISAMAS,

WATASHI NO NAMAE WA ANANIMASU OFFU KAKUSU TO WATASHI WA KIRAI EVERY SINGLE ONE OF ANATA. ALL OF ANATA ARE FAT, BAKA BAKA NO-LIFES WHO SPEND EVERY SECOND OF MAINICHI MITEIRUING AT BAKA PICTURES. ANATA WA SUBETE THAT IS WARUI IN THE SEKAI. HONTO NI, HAVE ANY OF ANATA EVER GOTTEN ANY NEKO? I MEAN, WATASHI GUESS IT’S TANOSHI MAKING FUN OF HITOS BECAUSE OF YOUR OWN UNKAWAIINESS, BUT MINNA TAKE IT TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL. KORE WA WORSE THAN ONANI-ING TO PICTURES ON HESUBUUKU.

SHIRANAI HITO JA NAI DESHO? JUST HIT WATASHI AND BE SURE TO GANBARIMASU. WATASHI WA PRETTY MUCH PAAFEKUTO. WATASHI WAS AMERIKAN FUTBORU NO CAPTAIN, TO WATASHI WAS HAJIMASHTATER ON WATASHI NO BASUKETOBOORU TEAM. DONNA SUPOTSU DO ANATA ASANBOU, OTHER THAN “ONANI TO NAKED DRAWN NIPPONJIN”? WATASHI MO GET HOMO JA NAI A’S, TO WATASHI HAS A BANGING KAWAII SHOJO (KANOJO WA BLOWJOB WO SHIMASHITA; KUSO WA HONTO NI CASH.) ANATA WA ALL KISAMAS DARE SHOULD JUST KOROSU THEMSELVES. DOMO ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU FOR LISTENING.

(SONO PIC WA RELATED DESU, ARE WA WATASHI TO WATASHI NO ONNA)

[Anonymous No.]

Hey Faggots,
My name is Mokou, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-life mortals who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of naked touhous.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I became immortal, and now play danmaku. What games do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn people”? I also got a role as an extra boss, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just killed me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>HONTO NI CASH

[Anonymous No.]

>>7350034
>(She just killed me; Shit was SO cash)

I laughed. Then I got sad because I don't have a hot girlfriend to kill me too.

Wait, that's good thing.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are you showing me this again?

[Anonymous No.]

Hey mongrels,

My name is Gilgamesh, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are women and children who spend every second of their day being a weak bitch. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever summoned the Gate of Babylon? I mean, I guess it's fun being a mongrel, but you all take to a whole new level, This is even worse than fighting a woman.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much god. I am the King of Heroes, and I killed the King of Conquerors. What kind of magic shit can you do, other than "try to make things harder"? All my noble phantasms are at least rank A, and I have a banging hot woman (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all mongrels who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7350051
Fuck off back to a /r9k/ clone board.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey guys,

You probably remember my name is John, and I want to apologize to every single one of you. I'm pretty sure most of you arent fat and are probably cleverer than I said, and if you guys want to look at lewd 2D pictures and stuff, then that's cool, everyone has a different life. The world is here to be shared, and I'm happy to share it with you guys. Most of you have probably got pussy before, anyway... I had a look around and there was a picture of a bitch being plowed by a guy with "hyper weapon" written on his dick. I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people... I do it myself, but not as well as you guys. I actually met my bitch through gaia, so I guess we're all a bit nerdy sometimes.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I deserve it after what I was like. I resigned from the football team and took up mahjong, and quit basketball when I realised the only people playing were niggers anyway. I also tried jacking off to a 2D twin tails girl holding leeks, which actually isn't all that bad. I only got straight A's because my mom fucked the principal, and my hot girlfriend is actually just a blow-up doll (She just popped; Shit was SO shit). You are all just reasonable people who should disregard what I said to you, don't open a gensokyo portal LOL (am I a newfag or what?). Thanks for listening, no hard feelings, right?

Pic Related: It's me, Im really, really sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>7350074
>Most of you have probably got pussy before, anyway...

the sad state of 2011 /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>7350089
Hey man, lay off. John is trying to apologize.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7350021
KONO KU SO YARRO TEME DARRO
I DAI KIRAI YOUR ONNA TO YOUR FACE
FAKKU YUU KISAMA-CHAN I WILL KOROSU YOUR OTO-TAN AND TABERU MY WATASHI NO CHINCHIN-KUN-SAN-SAMA

PIC DESU WA KAWAII RELATED DEGESO OMAE DE GOZARUDESU

[Anonymous No.]

John, ordinarily I would have chosen to remain silent; but you seem to have a massive credibility problem here. You don't have the build of an athlete at all. You look just as out of shape as I was at your age. I'm having great difficulty believing that you were the captain of your high school's football team or that you were a starter on the basketball team. You look like you hardly engage in any physical activity at all. Your girlfriend looks far more athletic than you. By the way, over the last 40 years, I've known several guys who played football in high school, two of whom played college football and six of whom are members of my church. They have a lot of dignity; your posts have shown that you have none. You're not fit to kiss their feet.

I also seriously doubt that your girlfriend is real. Even if she were your girlfriend and I were still single and young, I wouldn't envy you at all. The sort of young women you seem to be attracted to are nothing but walking vaginas. That indicates that you have a paucity of values. Just empty inside. Probably the only sex life you've had is the cheapest money can buy. I've always thought that the wholesome look is far more appealing and sexy than the slutty look. If you think you'll find true happiness in the nightclub circuit, you'll eventually be disappointed. You have a godless life that will prove to be totally unfulfilling in the long run. I'd hate to be you on Judgment Day. I was willing to have a serious, respectful dialogue with you; but you're obviously as fake as they come and not worthy or deserving of any serious consideration. As an abusive poster, you're actually quite disappointing. You're about as formidable as your skinny build. You're not even funny. You're just a young punk with an angry look on his face that probably masks a deep hurt inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7350089
TRUE NEET

[Anonymous No.]

>>7350089
Don't worry friend, this anon is still pure and innocent~

[Anonymous No.]

>>7350062
>worse than fighting a woman.
>a banging hot woman (She just blew me
Don't you mean kicked?

[Anonymous No.]

Man it's hot here in /jp/

Must be summer...

[Anonymous No.]

>>7350135
>responding to copypasta

[Anonymous No.]

>>7350145
I've been here since January actually, newfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>7350155
responding to response to copy pasta
>mfw i respond to your response to his response to copy pasta

[Anonymous No.]

>>7350145
spring actually, lrn2elementaryschoolbasics, newfag

[Anonymous No.]

All of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7350161
Thank you for posting that image.
Cirno makes every thread funny

[Anonymous No.]

john is dead

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>7350156
>>7350162