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7346098 No.7346098 [Reply] [Original]

I want to get a job at home and earn a lot of money.

HOW?

>> No.7346105

you could try stealing from your parents or disability living allowance

but this isn't /jp/ related.

>> No.7346107

If you asked us the meaning of life, we'd have an easier time answering that.

>> No.7346118

What you have to do is shit on the floor in a public place. Let's use Walmart as an example. You have to do it in public with your parents, just take that big ol' shit that has a stench that will never go away.

After that, your parents will then either take you to a psychologist, or a family physician. Either way, read up on the symptoms of "Autism" and remember at least 80% of them (you are probably 40% autistic just by browsing /jp/.) Then at the appointment, display the symptoms the best you can.

If all goes well you will be diagnosed with Autism and if you are really convincing, you can try to get it so that you are too autistic to work. Then you take it easy at home and do fuck all while racking in the hard work of others.

>> No.7346120

>>7346105
The problem is that this is TRUE /jp/ NEET thread.


>>7346098
You have back luck today. No one will enter your virus-backdoor links or fall for your scams during summer no matter how hard you will try. I already seen you doing this few times, and you even don't bother to change your posting hours.

>> No.7346256

>>7346120
What are you talking about? You mean these links?

http://www.forex4noobs.com/forex-education/how-forex-works/

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