/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Hello, /jp/.

I am not here today to talk about the aspects of Otaku culture.

I am here today to understand what is "Otaku culture".

Because it looks like even an avid Japanophile like me is considered a filthy peasant in this board.

I've been to Japan 3 times and every time has been wonderful.
The majority of my family is living there.
And i know most of it's culture.

However every time i try to fit in with you guys and discuss the aspects of Japan, i am attacked with a torrent of insults.


Can somebody here explain to a filthy peasant like me the meaning of "Otaku Culture"?

[Anonymous No.]

You aren't a japanophile until you have autism.

[Anonymous No.]

Also.

inb4 my threads gets sagebombed

[Anonymous No.]

>>7341810
1. Japanophilia has nothing to do with otaku-ism.
2. Otaku Culture and otaku culture are not the same thing as used on 4chan.

[wtH !HELLB/V.96 No.]

what the HELL OP thats nothing like otaku culture
>I've been to Japan 3 times and every time has been wonder
richfag
>The majority of my family is living there.
normalfag
>And i know most of it's culture.
smartfag/smartass
>explain to a filthy peasant like me
modestfag

[Anonymous No.]

sorry, but we prefer QUALITY posts, liek which 2hu wuld u fuk, or /jp/ meetup

kindly GTFO, sir

[Anonymous No.]

>>7341810

[Anonymous No.]

>>7341810
I think the problem here is you need to understand that while most if not all of the things discussed on this board are, in fact, related to Japan, /jp/ does not care for Japan itself at all. It just so happens that the things we do care about originate from Japan.

I would reccommend you lurk for a while before posting, or move to /int/ if you wish to discuss actual Japanese culture.

[Anonymous No.]

"Otaku Culture" is more 2ch/VNs/anime rather than LOLJAPAN. Japan culture is just Japan culture, not a lot to do with otaku culture.

[Anonymous No.]

if you have to ask, you'll never know

[Anonymous No.]

Start with a cage containing five monkey. Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it. Before long, one of the monkeys will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, all of the monkeys are sprayed with cold water.

After a while, another monkey makes an attempt with the same result, then, all of the monkeys are sprayed with cold water. Pretty soon, none of the monkeys will try to climb the stairs. Now, put away the cold water. Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it with a new one. The new monkey sees the banana and wants to climb the stairs. To his surprise and horror, all of the other monkeys attack him. After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs, he will be assaulted.

Next, remove another of the original five monkeys and replace it with a new one. The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm! Likewise, replace a third original monkey with a new one, then a fourth, and then a fifth. Every time the newest monkey takes to the stairs, he is attacked. Most of the monkeys that are beating him have no idea why they were not permitted to climb the stairs, or why they are participating in the beating of the newest monkey.

After replacing all the original monkeys, none of the remaining monkeys have ever been sprayed with cold water. Nevertheless, no monkey ever again approaches the stairs to try for the banana. Why not?

Because Otaku Culture.

[Anonymous No.]

First you need to understand the mysterious Kalmarian soul.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7341832
/jp/ - Otaku Culture

1 - All things otaku welcome!

Try harder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7341858
First, nobody cares about that, and second, real otaku, as in Japanese otaku, don't actually give a shit about their country.

[Anonymous No.]

Start with a cage containing five monkey. Inside the cage, hang a Japan on a string and place a set of stairs under it. Before long, one of the monkeys will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, all of the monkeys are sprayed with XXDDDDDDDDDD.

[Anonymous No.]

Climb to the highest peak, look down and ponder.
Drop to the lowest pit, look up and understand.
This is Otaku Culture.

[Anonymous No.]

OH HAI YOH
Do nothing, be worthless
OH YAH SUE ME

This is otaku culture

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine you are reading a book. It is one of those heavy ones that talk about something deep, like social structure or philosophy or theoretic physics. It could even be a really boring novel. The thing is, it has really small letters, in fact they are so small that after some hours of boring reading, the endless series of lines of text start blurring your vision, causing you to skip lines. You try to get your mind together and try to read the next line, but you miss again, reading the same line again and again for two or three times. Getting annoyed by this, you try to look at something else for a moment and resume reading only to take it up at small letters, in fact they are so small that after some hours of boring reading, the endless series of lines of text start blurring your vision, causing you to skip lines. You try to get your mind together and try to read the next line, but you miss again, reading the same line again and again for two or three times. Getting annoyed by this, you try to look at something else for a moment and resume reading only to take it up at small letters, in fact they are so small that after some hours of boring reading, the endless series of lines of text start blurring your vision, causing you to skip lines. You try to get your mind together and try to read the next line, but you miss again, reading the same line again and again for two or three times.

This is Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

>>7341891
don't forget WHICH TOUHOU'S ARMPIT WOULD YOU LICK

[Anonymous No.]

>>7341862
Sorry, but there is a reason this board is called /jp/ and not /oc/.

I remember the time when this board was called Japan General and we were able to have actual discussions about Japan.

What happened to that time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7341908
Aikido didn't do shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>7341858
Keywords:

Imageboard, Japan, General


Fuck off already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7341908
it was around the time Mima came back in "Fate Hollow Ataraxia" back in 2002 right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7341920
I think it was around 2002, but i don't remember this Mima thing.
Sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>7341908
How's your first month on /jp/ going?

Wish I still had the archive link for the first /jp/ thread that moot made, that would shut up these new brand of weaboos invading /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

From Wikipedia.

The term is a loanword from the Japanese language. In English, it is usually used to refer to an obsessive fan of anime/manga and/or Japanese culture generally, and to a lesser extent Japanese video games.

The term serves as a label similar to Trekkie or fanboy. However, use of the label can be a source of contention among some anime fans, particularly those who are aware of the negative connotations the term has in Japan. Unpleasant stereotypes about otaku prevail in worldwide fan communities, and some anime fans express concern about the effect these more extreme fans can have on the reputation of their hobby (not unlike sentiments in the comic book and science fiction fandoms).[8]

The term otaku is close in connotation to the English nerd, but the closest English-language analogue to otaku is probably the British English term anorak. Both of these English-language terms have more emphatically negative connotations of poor social skills and obsessive interest in a topic that seems strange, niche or boring to others. It is not applied to a socially awkward intelligent person who appears fairly "normal," and merely has an interest in certain typically 'geekish' pursuits (video games, comic books, computers, etc.).

While otaku in English-speaking contexts is generally understood to mean geek or even fan, this usage is not widely known in Japan and hence casual use of the term may confuse native Japanese speakers. Self-identification as an otaku may seem strange to them, and they may be offended if a gaijin calls them an otaku.

To indicate that one is talking about the Japanese definition rather than the English loanword, the spelling wotaku (ヲタク) is sometimes used. On Japanese forums such as 2channel, however, otaku (オタク) and wotaku (ヲタク) are used interchangeably, depending on the mood and personal style of the poster.

[Ruby !!iPJbBu5S79g No.]

Too fit in with the people on this board, you have to be a suicidal fat NEET who spends all his disability income on figurines and Japanese masturbators that are inferior to fleshlights. You also have to wish to be the little girl so you can be penetrated by your onii-san every night. Pic kinda related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7341908
They changed the name because it was more revelant to the board theme?

[Anonymous No.]

What a beautiful sakura tree, and I love that yuki on top of the yama (Fuji san).

[Anonymous No.]

So basically this board is made for weeaboos and not for people actually interested in the aspects of Japan?

LOL, that's pathetic.
Seriously.

Why can't you guys just stay on /a/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7341952
It's probably easier for you to leave than the entire rest of the board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7341952
but we don;t watch anime

[Anonymous No.]

>>7341952
/a/ and /jp/ are different parts of the same otaku pie

[Anonymous No.]

>>7341952
LOL yeah man, we're like, totally loser weaboos.

You should like, leave to another board before you get weaboonized, LOL XD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7341956
I am pretty sure i am not the only one annoyed by this.

[Anonymous No.]

Otaku just means someone unhealthily obsessed with a hobby, so there's really no such thing as "otaku culture." Probably the only thing that all otaku have in common is autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>the meaning of "Otaku Culture"?
Japanophileならオタク・ヲタクと言う言葉は知ってるでしょう?
otaku culture → オタクの文化。これでも分からないのならウィキペディアで調べれば良い。

>Because it looks like even an avid Japanophile like me is considered a filthy peasant in this board.
ワパニーズは何処でも嫌われるってのは当然だろう？

[Anonymous No.]

>>7341933
>weaboos invading /jp/.
This, seriously.
I see "waifu" (that's not even a fucking word!) threads almost daily now.
People using japanese words like "moe" in their posts.

/jp/ used to be the anti-weeaboo board, always telling these guys to go back to /a/, but I guess /a/ is the majority here now.
No one left to tell /a/ to go back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7341810
>I am here today to understand what is "Otaku culture".

Otaku culture is metathreads and 100 replies later

[ニューゼロ !!TEBCvIGp/sA No.]

Back when /jp/ was created its intention was what OP was looking for. After some time something more disgusting emerged and totally derivated from its original intention and we got /jp/ - Otaku Culture. Enjoy your stay OP :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>7341964
pretty sure you are

[Anonymous No.]

>>7341964
No, you're not, but you are the only one here who is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7341952

/jp/ is not weeaboos and it's not for people interested in Japan, it's a board for Touhou and VN connoiseurs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7341980
Oh really, where do you think your precious "VN"s and "2hu" Come from?

UH?

[Anonymous No.]

Daily foreign troll thread #2934849?

Time to hijack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7341970
Are you joking around and it's going over my head? We've always used those terms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7341952
Weeaboo -> /a/
Not weeaboo -> /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>7341810
Unfortunately, 4chan is overall quite a hostile place. Being insulted for no reason happens quite often. Ignore the insults and concentrate on the nicer posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7341952
No, you and a bunch of /v/ fags are the only one. Besides, only weeaboos like you are interested in Japanese culture itself. Get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7341986
the ronery and waifu shit should stay in /a/ where it belongs

[Suigin !YUsuiginy. No.]

>>7341964
then go fuck your dad on facebook you virgin nerd （　≖‿≖）

[Anonymous No.]

>>7341983
The best coffee in the world comes from Colombia, yet I don't like that place much.

We only like the shit that Japan shits out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7341970
>"waifu" (that's not even a fucking word!)
>ワイフ (n) wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>7341983

The point you are trying to make is retarded and makes no sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7341983
Did you know it's possible to be interested in lasagna without giving a shit about Italy? Now you know!

>>7341986
Not him, but I've been here since 2006 and I've never seen anybody use one of those words who wasn't told immediately to fuck off to /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7341991
Pretty sure that can be said about the whole of the internet and human nature as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7341986
NO.
That waifu bullshit started a few years ago, and it's really starting to grind my gears.
Moe of course has been used a lot longer, but not to this extent at all.
Nowadays many people seem to just use moe instead of cute.

Pretty soon we'll start using honorifics when talking to each other, neh anonymous-san? ^^

[Anonymous No.]

You guys should learn to take it easy and ignore these posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7342002
Oh, so you were joking. Nevermind then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7342002
/jp/ didn't even exist until February 2008.

[Suigin !YUsuiginy. No.]

>>7341994
much like you （　≖‿≖）

[Anonymous No.]

>>7341990
>Not weeaboo -> /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>7341997
>Suigin !YUsuiginy.
Oh look a tripfag trying to insult me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7342013
This is what some people actually believe.

>>7342010
Like I said, I'm not him.

>>7342009
I can't, I love shitposting too much.

[Anonymous No.]

I actually like both the otaku subculture of japan and the normal japan...can't we all just be friends

[Anonymous No.]

>"waifu" (that's not even a fucking word!)

>デジタル大辞泉の解説
>ワイフ 【wife】 妻。家内。女房。

[Anonymous No.]

>>7342009
That cannot be done, we have people from /a/ in here, remember?

As a last resort, OP will just samefag into rage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7342026
no, because I hate Japan's normal culture

[Anonymous No.]

Suigining

[Anonymous No.]

>>7342027
>>7342000
Waifu -> not word
Wife -> word.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7342026
I'm sorry but /jp/ is apparently a hivemind now. Please give in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7341986
>hating on meta-discussion
/jp/ is autism, thus / jp/ is metadiscussion

[Anonymous No.]

Don't take laifu so seriously anon-tan.
Sankyuu.

[Anonymous No.]

>73 posts
>35 sages

Dear lord.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay.......;_;

[Anonymous No.]

It always cracks me up when people here pretend "weeaboo" was ever directed toward people with a legitimate interest in Japanese culture as opposed to kawaii uguu Touhou dakimakuras, VNs and figmas and your garden variety anime fandom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7342065
I thought it was directed at people who were trying to be Japanese in some form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7342065
Here's a brief history lesson for you, buddy.

That word has mutated over the years just to fit /b/tards' desires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7342067
>>"Uguu kawaii desu ne~? Which 2hu would you commit a lovers suicide with?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>7342067

That's like saying "fag" is directed to actual homosexuals, or "motherfucker" seriously implies someone is having some kind of romantic involvement with their mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7342033
Then I assume, everyone who is arguing the meaning of the word weeaboo, among other bullshit, come from /a/, am I correct?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7342070
>>Someone who believes everything that comes from Japan is amazing and curses their non-Japanese heritage.

/jp/ in a nuttshell

[Anonymous No.]

>>7342084
Maybe it's just bored native retards with too much time, like me.

[Anonymous No.]

weeapoo -> /a/
poo -> /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>7342086
But /jp/ (the non-newfriend part of it) dislikes Japan.

Irony.

[Anonymous No.]

I gather from this thread that nobody really understands what this board is actually about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7342091
Every single thread i am seeing in the front page is somehow related to Japan.

How can you explain that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7342093
People know, just nobody cares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7342093
Everyone has their own idea and has deluded themselves into thinking /jp/ shares their opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7342093
Not true, see:
>>7341841
>>7341848
>>7341880
>>7341891
>>7341901

[Anonymous No.]

>>7342067
wordfilter for wapanese

[Anonymous No.]

>>7342093
99% of foreigners don't, of course.

That includes the people from other boards who frequent /jp/ on a daily basis attempting to troll themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7342094
Most of the stuff that /jp/ is interested in comes from Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ most board like krautchan /int/.
I visit /jp/ because my ip range is always banned from /int/ (someone in the range likes to shitpost a lot).

>>7341848
Kalmar strong!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7342094
Talking about something doesn't mean liking it.

As said before, we only like some of what Japan shits out (Touhou, VNs, shitposting), but we don't like the country nor their people, which makes every troll attempt shamefully pointless, as every single one of them is something related to Japan's misery in some form which we don't give a damn about.

Of course there's always gonna be new people coming in not knowing that and people from /a/ and /v/ nagging.

[Anonymous No.]

Kisama-tachi, please use >>>/img/1263029656 to continue your meta discussion since we lost /yuurei/.
Thread reported.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Why dont you just create japan general threads nobody can stop you and the others who want to discuss japan./jp/ is just a false "hivemind"

[Anonymous No.]

>>7342091

/jp/ pretends to hate Japan as a defensive posture against trolling and for the sole purpose of trying to be not like other first-tier anime/VN/Touhou/whathaveyou fantards, and because some people really believe that anyone outside of this board make a distinction between weeaboos who read VNs and weeaboos who are actually interested in other aspects of Japanese culture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7342109
>we
>we
>we
Stop that

[Anonymous No.]

>>7342103
ps3s come from japan
are ps3 owners weeaboo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7342117
It's the royal we.

[Anonymous No.]

you say "we" as if /jp/ is a hivemind which it isn't

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>7342121
No, because the thieves who stole their identities and credit card information don't like Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7342121

Given the PS3's exclusive lineup, that's a pretty bad example to bring up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7342086
So now Touhou and VNs = everything that comes from Japan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7342129
Name anything else that Japan has produced in the last twenty years besides radioactive fish.

Tip: You can't.

[Anonymous No.]

We hit 100 yay!!

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>7342132
High-grade electronics equipment and parts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7342129

You still don't seem to get that most insults tend toward hyperbole and overstating themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7342132
dolphin meat

[Anonymous No.]

>>7342132
Processed whale meats.

[Anonymous No.]

If you want to discuss something else that you think is board related go ahead.
If you read the rules and it seems allowed, it should be fine.
Mods and janitors will eventually get rid off it if they think it doesn't belong on the board,

[Anonymous No.]

The glorious virtual idol Hatsune Miku is the best thing to come from japan

[Anonymous No.]

>>7342137
>high-grade

>>7342140
>>7342145
Those fall under the category of radioactive fish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7342091
bullshit
/jp/ is indifferent
if you say "doesn't like", you're trying too hard to fit in

[Anonymous No.]

>>7342153
not the brightest one are you

[Anonymous No.]

The glorious danmaku series Touhou Project is the best thing to come from Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7342160
I'm super duper ultra smart.

Approach me, sister.

>>7342159
Don't ruin the joke.

[Anonymous No.]

I accept you and your views.
You and your kind are welcome to stay in this land.

[Anonymous No.]

I believe you shouldn't underestimate Aikido. Now I know you may be thinking, "Why take a weakling martial art like Aikido seriously when I am learning Kendo?" I can see why you would think that, how can a peaceful martial arts like Aikido beat a powerful one like Kendo?

Well, I have a story to share with you.

Years ago, I was a Kendoka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw men and do strikes, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing tsuki, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

[Anonymous No.]

I have defeated countless opponents using Aikido, and they always ask me, Why are you so strong?

I answer, I'm not strong, you are.

Aikido uses the strength of the attacker back at them but 10 times stronger(estimate). Using Aikido and I can probably kill a charging Rhino using it's force right back at it, of course, I'm not going to try it, way to dangerous for any sane person.

I recommend practicing Aikido for every /jp/edo, as you are all physically weak, and Aikido is specialized for the weak to defend against the strong.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDnYNroUmNs

A 50 year old man with cerebral palsy doing Aikido, very touching.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7342176
Here we go....

[Anonymous No.]

I'm a 4chan level otaku. I don't talk with you chumps in anime club, I don't read your "anime magazine" with new releases I saw two years ago. I don't need to go to a club full of fat smelly people to watch Full Metal Alchemist all over again. I've got fuckin' live feed torrents of the newest animes you haven't even hear of, and figures from said anime being shipped to my house so I can masturbate on them. Go read your "yowie" on fanfiction.net, I'm downloading loli dojinshi and reading the fucking raws.
You keep wearing your naruto headbands and shit, socializing with your weeaboo friends. I'll be walking by, Anonymous. You'll never know that the master of anime had passed you by, because I suppress my power level.

This is NOT copypasta. I repeat NOT copypasta.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7342178
Aikido is the best martial art in the world.
Aikido > martial arts

[Anonymous No.]

I know coming to /jp/ for advice is a top notch bad idea, but I honestly have no where else to turn because this situation directly involves my family, and friends.

Let me start from the beginning, I am 318 and my shikigami is 31. I just finished shopping and my shikigami is home from prowling. I guess this year her hunting started slipping or something, because I walked past her room and she was crying. I walked inside her room to ask her what's up and she hands me a letter - apparently she's up for review by my master for dismissal. I feel kinda sorry for her so I gave her a hug and one thing led to another and we started making out. This is really weird because I've made out with girls before, but my shikigami blows them all out of the water. In the back of my mind lies the fact that she's my servant and what we are doing is sick and wrong, but I guess my shikigami has more experience and it felt so fucking good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7342178
As the length of a bad thread approaches infinity, the probability of Aikido appearing approaches one.

[Anonymous No.]

Hi! My name is Sakuya and I want to tell you a story!

I joined Alice, Reimu and Marisa on their adventure to Japan! We all wanted to see what a dick looked like because we had never seen one. We heard they were very hard, so we had some pads to protect us.

We all got into a small, poorly made, Japanese vehicle and started to drive downtown. We saw a weird midget and a really big faggot! It almost yelled at us, but Reimu made the car move faster. Whew, that was close! We passed by a bar full of gay men. It was very FABULOUS!

After we made it to Akihabara , Reimu spotted a penis. It was very big and hard, just like our friends said. Good thing we had lots of condoms with us! The penis swarmed right at us and he penetrated our vaginas! I was sure we were done for, but then Marisa said she would go talk to the dick.

"Hi there Mr. Dick. You penetrated our vaginas! Why would you do such a thing?"

The prick didn't want to talk to Marisa. He raped her, and it looked like he was going to cum in her! But never fear, because Alice, Reimu and I went out to save her! We brought some condoms with us. They threw the condoms at the penis, and it started to throb. It let go of Marisa, and we all got back into the car. When I told my friends at Scarlet Devil Mansion what happened, they didn't believe me.

"You're lying, Sakuya! There is no dick big enough to do that! I'll go down and see it for myself!"

But that's ANOTHER story! The end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7341820
Didn't took long, heh?

[Anonymous No.]

ATTENTION NEWGROUNDERS,

FACT: NEWGROUNDS WAS FUNNY WHEN WE WERE ALL 12 LIVING IN THE SUBURBS LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK WATCHING DRAGONBALL Z DRINKING PEPSI WHILE PLAYING HALO CO-OP ON THE EASIEST SETTING DURING WHICH WE CONSUMED DORITOS AND LOOKED AT PAINTBALL GUNS ON EBAY IN INTERNET EXPLORER CONNECTED THROUGH AOL ON A 56K MODEM BEFORE HOPPING INTO OUR BALDING FATHERS' LATEST MIDLIFE-CRISIS-IMPULSE-SPONSORED JAPANESE-BUILT SUV TO HEAD TO THE MALL AND GET MORE SKATEBOARDING SHOES AND THIRD-RATE IRREGULAR LEVIS AND MOUNTAIN BIKE PARTS BEFORE HEADING HOME, VOTING DEMOCRAT AND MASTURBATING TO THE LATEST SEARS CATALOG WHILE HUFFING PAINT IN YOUR GARAGE BEFORE TALKING TO PEDOPHILES ON AIM PRETENDING TO BE WHATEVER CAMWHORE THEY'RE RANTING ABOUT ON MYSPACE WITH A MATRIX QUOTE/ANIME CHARACTER NAME/TRIPLE SIX-ASTERISK-PARENTHESES-SURROUNDED SCREENNAME BEFORE HEADING TO YOUR SUPPOSED "GOOD SCHOOL" IN THE MORNING TO BUY MORE POT TO SMOKE DURING YOUR COUNTER-STRIKE LAN PARTY WITH JIMMY AND THE REST OF HIS FRIENDS TAKING RITALIN AND ADDERALL AND PROZAC EIGHT TIMES A DAY BEFORE TAKING A CASUAL PASS AT LOCAL, STATE OR NATIONAL GOVERNMENTIAL FIGURES, LEGISLATURE, OR STRUCTURE TO APPEAR EDGY AND INTELLIGENT IN FRONT OF YOUR BUDWEISER-SNEAKING, LIMP-WRISTED, NEAR-TO-COLUMBINE SOCIOPATHIC "DEEP" FRIENDS WHO PLAY THE VICTIM WHEN THEY START LOSING ARGUEMENTS SIX DAYS BEFORE THEIR BOTCHED SUICIDE ATTEMPT SIMPLY BECAUSE SCHOOL TRAMP NUMBER TWELVE WOULDN'T GO UNDER THE BLEACHERS WITH THEM TO LET THEM GET TO SECOND BASE BEFORE THEIR THIRTEENTH BIRTHDA

[Anonymous No.]

>>7342197
It only took an hour, five minutes, and a hundred twenty posts.

I'm happy that you accomplished your mission.

[Anonymous No.]

This is something that I just posted on /a/. They told me to repost it here, and I thought it was worth a shot.

I live in Japan, and it fucking sucks. I made a thread about this a lonnnng time ago, but this bears repeating.

1. Anime and manga are more expensive in Japan. The prices are ridiculous, and it's hard for me to justify buying anime even though I feel it's important for fans to make an effort to support the industry.

2. If you are a girl, you will be groped and treated like shit. I have had men grab my ass in public *7* different times in the past year and a half. My Japanese friends say that women should just grit their teeth and bear it, since if you try to do something about it you will be publicly shamed. I also feel dirty and pathetic when these incidents occur.

3. Office culture in Japan is...intense. You are expected to show up at social gatherings even if you do not want to. And at these social gatherings people have the EXACT SAME CONVERSATIONS AGAIN AND AGAIN. I've had like 50 conversations on the power of beer to refresh you after a day's work. You have to say "good morning" every day in a very specific way, and if you don't then someone will approach you and tell you that's not how things are done at company XYZ.

4. The people treat gaijin like shit. Even the ones who try to be nice come across as condescending and rude by American standards. There are also a large number of Japanese men who think gaijin women are sluts and that they can get you to open your legs at the drop of a hat. Fuckers.
I wish all the Japanohiles could actually visit GLORIOUS NIPPON. They'd change their tune.

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[Anonymous No.]

1- Slug is so much light than snail who have shell to copy slug technology.

2- The snail use the shell because is a fucking faget.

3- snail got crush so easy, and you can give the slug to ur dog chew and it ll still eat lettuce.

4- shell is MORE heavy than no shell.

5- some slug have internal shell because more evolved

6- Your cousin will not want to stay on your house to play slug.

7- If you trow the slug on the wall, the wall will go up.

8- Trow both on water and watch which will come up first.

over 9000- slug at mate will make a slimecord. The snail will show dribble.

10- All slug are hermaphrodite. Snail is too but because faget

11 - slug is the name of a bullet. Snail means it is slow.

12 - Slug will eat carrion, slug dont give a fuck

13- slug didn稚 needed an upgrade. Slug is perfect

[Anonymous No.]

You guys are forgetting the single greatest thing to come out of Japan, Haruhi-Mittens

>>7342148
Now this is a poster who knows how to take it easy, kudos for not falling into the hivemind trap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7342212
This is what some people actually believe.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay, so I think I understand what's going on. You're curious that your "boyfriend" (read: fuck-

of-the-week) spends a lot of time every day going F5 F5 F5 on 4chan's /b/, which is the only part

of the fucking site he probably goes to. So you decided "Hey, I think I'll post a thread here and

see what these CRAZY HILARIOUS INTERNET PEOPLE have to say!" I bet you like going to sites like

Fark and collegehumor and Ebaumsworld when you're not posting glitter comments in people's

myspaces and listening to the streaming mp3s they have linked on their profiles.

Also, you are a ridiculous waste of a human being with nothing better to do with your time than to

sit here and say "Hey guys I'm a girl teehee I giggle and I'm soft and I get to wear cute clothes

when I go out on Friday nights! Hey you know what'd be fun I have a good idea I'll sit here and

press F5 F5 F5 on a thread I made and watch people from the internet talk to me!"

You're just trying to validate your vapid existence by proving your gender to you, yourself.

Femininity doesn't travel over Ethernet and DOCSIS, honey. When you're standing there at the bus

stop in the morning on the way to your $8/hr part-time job, and people start talking to you,

they're not "being nice people" - they're trying to find an opening to get a chance to fuck you.

And you're so wrapped up in yourself that you don't even realize it, you just think that people

are talking to you because you look cute and it brings a smile to their morning to see a pretty

young thing like you.

But nobody would have known you were a girl if you hadn't fucking posted this abortion of a post.

Therefore any and all conversation you're having here is completely initiated by you, for the sole

purpose of garnering internal merit for yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

Yoshida kachiro waited. Light of the above, air and caused him blink. American bases. He did not see it, but for years now it is expected. His warning is not listenend Minoru, it is too late now. Far too late now, in any case.
Kachiro in 14 years, Japanese soldiers. He saw a young, he was, he said, the United States Navy ships to Dad "AIUONTOTOUSAN the ship's ears."
Dad said, "No! You kill Americans."
He believed he had. Then he oldered as he stopped. But now, the base station knew he was an American.
"This is Sergeant sense" radio crackered. "Americans must fight!"
So his 99-type rifle and the largest kachiro gotted blow wall.
"He殺らUnited States," said the American people
"I shoot at him," he said fired a rocket missile amerikan. Kachiro rifleded blow in the past tense, and he tried to him up. But then the ceiling fell and was trapped in the killing.
"No! I am, to kill Americans," he cried.
According to the radio, "No, kachiro. You, the Americans"
Then kachiro the Alien.

[Anonymous No.]

With a single post i can finish all this sagebombing faggotry, how does this makes you weeaboos feel?

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[Anonymous No.]

As you all lay there on the bed wondering what to do, eventually Sanae suggests playing spin-the-bottle, much to everyone's surprise and Youmu's consternation. A bottle is located and suddenly everyone starts to get kind of nervous once it dawns on the group that we really are going to play this, and if it goes like it should there's going to be some kissing going on.

You've got butterflies in your stomach thinking "Is this really happening?" and you do your best to avoid showing your flittish-ness. As you look back up from putting the bottle down to spin it, you notice that all the girls scooched up facing you, some of them looking kind of nervous themselves, but blushing and coy.

You spin the bottle. It feels like it took an hour to spin even though it lasted only a few seconds probably. The bottle slows down and down and then.. stops. You look up and realize it was pointing off at empty space.. Time to try again.. you spin it again and after another agonizing wait, it stops again.. but this time you're pretty sure it stopped facing someone in the group. You look up and see..

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>7342210
You're even more of a jobber than Wolverine is, Sabretooth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7342226
I'm so butt-frustrated I forgot to sage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7342226
>feel
tanasinn

[Anonymous No.]

>>7342234
>Sanae suggests playing spin-the-bottle
SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

[Anonymous No.]

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(im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its
SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random
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[Anonymous No.]

Attention 4chan!

I recently came upon 4chan when a friend recommended I visit the sites for a few laughs. I figured "What the hell? I could use some laughs." I must say that when I came on I was disgusted and not amused at all. Why you ask? Because everything on this entire site is literally shit! I mean yes there is funny pictures posted every now and then. But honestly; Do any of you little shits have a life? I mean are you so immature and unintelligent that you find things like cartoon porn and random naked woman shaking their boobs funny?

GROW UP! Grow up 4chan. You all seriously need a reality check, You could be doing so many things in the day, yet you all choose to sit around on your fucking fat ugly asses and post pictures and then make sarcastic or idiotic comments like "tits or gtfo" and "o rly?".

Get off you fat asses and do something better with your life. I mean all of you have no life, no social life either for that matter. The supposed "girls" that come on here and converse with you are just as much losers are you, they are either fatter then fatty-tan or a term you'd better understand "A trap".

Well I've put in my two cents, and on a last note, I will do everything in my power to expose this site to people who will react legally upon this disgusting filthy site. This is not the end. It's just beginning. Grow up!

-DG

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>>7342234
...that the bottle is pointing to empty space again. You try once more and it happens again. And again. And again. Finally, in frustration and irritation, you give up and tell someone else to take a turn. To fail to point to anyone so many times in a row must be a sign from the Gods, and you might as well obey if the priestess was a part of your group.

As you stare at the bottle with a furrowed brow, you realize no one has bothered to spin it yet. Well, it might have been one of them using their many powers to prevent you from succeeding if they were that reluctant to play.

You look up, ready to suggest some other game in that case, but find that the girls are gone. Indeed, even the walls were different. You were in your room again. There were no girls ready to play and slumber with you. You were alone again. And /jp/ is full of shitposting once again.

[Anonymous No.]

Tito climbed into Reggie's room and immediately punched her in the face, knocking her out cold.

Upon awakening Reggie found herself bound and gagged to a chair. Tito was naked, standing in front

of her with a big Hawaii boner staring her in the face. "As the ancient Hawaiians used to

say...it's time for a dicking!" And at that, Tito leaped forward and grabbed Reggie's undeveloped

breast. He grabbed with all his might, and ripped the skin from her body. Her muffled screams fell

flat, and no one came to her help. The blood aroused Tito more than he'd ever been aroused. It

reminded him of the stories his mother used to tell him of the ancient Hawaiian sacrifices in

which the subjects would receive wounds to which the sacrificers would rape.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh, dammit they are saging my thread!

Wait a second.... do you hear that?

[spoilers]BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP[/spoilers]

[Proud Israeli Commando !!x/lhwazQmPD No.]

It could be worse.
You could be all obsessing about getting raped by nigger with AIDs.

[Anonymous No.]

He couldn't wait, Tito grabbed a hammer and smashed at Reggie's ribcage, again her screams were not heard. After breaking an opening to her insides, Tito plunged in. He thrust in and out in
complete ecstasy. The pain was unbearable for Reggie and she lost consciousness. Tito came almost immediately, but he was by no means done. He pulled out of her chest, his PENIS dripping blood and semen. Tito cleaned his dick off with Reggie's tongue. Tito tore out a few of the ribs he had broken and shoved them up his ass to stimulate his enormous prostate. Tito then undid Reggie's restraints and began fucking her now lifeless corpse. After deploying his Hawaiian happy sauce, he decided he wanted a better look at Reggie.Tito shoved his hand up Reggie's ass. He thrust it in as far as he could and grabbed on to the first organ he could, and then pulled out. He ripped out her entire small intestine and part of her large. Tito started to giggle and coiled up the small intestine like a rope. He noticed the sun was coming up so he had to finish in a hurry. Tito went to his clothes and dressed himself. He pulled a large knife from his pocket and began to skin Reggie's body. Just then Tito remembered, he was not man, but bear. He Skinned himself to reveal his true identity, a Grizzly Bear. He sat in the center of the room for several hours until Reggie's father came in. "Reggie it's time for schoo-HOLY FUCKING SHIT A BEAR OH MY GOD REGGI-" and Tito attacked and ate Ray. Then Tito went outside and let out a bear noise and a ray came from the sky and swept him away to his home planet of Canada.

[Anonymous No.]

I still laugh at how 4chan doesn't understand what trolling means.

If people lurked more I wouldn't have to spend time on a board that fucks up the meaning of words and then DOES IT WRONG all the time.

Thinking you "trolled" a person just by making it believe a lie is just completely wrong and a retarded misuse of term that is used to describe people who literally try to make you angry just by insulting you or your tastes. in others forums they do it right. It's just 4chan and 4chan's lame knockoffs that fail at knowing the meaning of trolling.

The true meaning of trolling means YOU posted something intentionally enraging (Personal opinions don't count) to get somebody incredibly mad and respond seriously to your post. If a person tells you to "Fuck off" or similar things, it doesn't mean he got trolled, it means your trolling attempt was so lame you should just stop trying. Trying to use "U mad" and other similar memes is just a pathetic attempt of covering your hurt ass (Because you are obviously hurt that your troll didn't work and you are trying to save face).

Trolling never meant to be funny, or annoying, or cool, or anything. Only huge nerds with no lives or girlfriends try to get off to people getting mad on the internet. It's like they are admitting their own insecurities and loneliness.
I want to use sarcasm, yet I almost never do it on 4chan because people will jump on me thinking I'm trolling or something.
Amerikkka

[Anonymous No.]

You're in a desert, walking along in the sand - it doesn't make any difference what desert, it's completely hypothetical. Maybe you're fed up, maybe you want to be by yourself, who knows? - You look down and you see a tortoise, it's crawling towards you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can't, not without your help. But you're not helping. This is what tanasinn is like.

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[Anonymous No.]

Im looking for a bento box, it cant be pinku (thats japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (thats japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a bento box similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i dont want my gohan (rice) to touch my other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii)

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine you are having terrible nightmare. It's terrible, but it's terrible only to you and no other. It's a horror custom made for you by your own mind. The content is not important, but the fear is. When you wake, you wake in a room on a bed. It is your bed, but it is not your bed. It is your room, but it is not your room. With effort, you realize you have not awoken at all, but are still asleep and have dreamed of an awakening. The question remains if you are to wake and be greeted with reality, should you get out of bed or go back to sleep. You decide to do both, and you fall backward through the bed as the sheets envelop your body. It's dark, but it's not dark. You're awake, but you're not awake. You are dead and being cremated. As flames disintegrate your flesh, a scream echos through your mind but not does not escape your lips which, even if you could speak, have been glued shut. You black out once more, and awaken at dawn. As the mingled ashes of bone and oak are scattered on a beach by the one you've left behind, you finally understand:

You are not the ashes of the man, you are the ashes of coffin. You were not a man dreaming of life, but a tree dreaming you were a man.

This awakening, this epiphany... this is tanasinn.

[Anonymous No.]

I am the tanasinn of my tanasinn.
dots are my body, and ∴ is my blood.
I have corrupted over a thousand ASCII.
Unaware of thinking.
Nor aware of not feeling.
Withstood pain to create many tanasinn.
Waiting for enterprise integration's arrival.
I h∴ve no r∴∴rets, t∴∴s is∴∴∴∴ pat∴.
∴y ∴h∴le li∴e ∴as "U∴∴mit∴∴ tanasinn ∴∴k∴∴∴∴
∴∴
∴∴.
∴ ∴
∴

∴

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. I RECIEVED YOUR MEMO CONCERNING LAST WEEKS LUNCHEON, AND I MUST SAY I REALLY ENJOYED MYSELF. YOUR SISTER, WHO APPARENTLY DECIDED TO ATTEND THE PARTY WEARING A STUNNING SILK DRESS, GAVE MY GARGANTUAL ENORMOUS PULSATING COLUMN OF FLESH NO OTHER CHOICE BUT TO EXTEND AND ERECT TO ITS FULL POTENTIAL, THE SIZE OF WHICH I CAN HARDLY EXPRESS IN WORDS. AT THE SIGHT OF MY IMMENSE MEAT HAMMER, I FOUND YOUR SISTER BEGGING AND MOANING, ON HER KNEES, FOR JUST ONE TASTE OF MY ZIMMER SPECIAL. THE RESULT WAS INEVITABLE; YOUR SISTER WAS INSTANTLY BLOWN ACROSS THE ROOM AS MY COLOSSAL HOSE EXPLODED IN A TORRENT OF MY DNA PUDDING. IT TOOK HER 2 HOURS TO REMOVE THE THICK LAYER OF MY SPECIAL NUT BATTER FROM HER FACE, AND EVEN THOUGH I STRONGLY DISCOURAGED IT, SHE DECIDED TO CONSUME THE ENTIRE QUANTITY OF MY HE-SALSA, THE VOLUME OF WHICH COULD EASILY FILL A INDUSTRIAL SIZED FUEL TANK. I GUARANTEE IT.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyways, >>7341810, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion.
That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>7341810, should just stick with today's special.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I'm an alien who implanted a piece of metal in >>1's body.
The other day I visited the earth, abducted >>1 as a sample of the earthlings. I tampered with his body to gather data of the earthlings.
But I made a terrible mistake.
>>1's fat body is a nonstandardized article as an earthling.
He is unemployed, and on top of that he has no friends.
All day long he is sitting in front of the personal computer, clattering clattering, clattering the keyboard.
I am fed up with this job.
Boss from mother planet yelled at me for this failure.
He said, "Select your specimen more carefully!"
This is the first penalty I get since I have been assigned to The Earth Observation Party.
The human mutilation is not easy task.
Next year I am demoted to the charge of the cattle mutilation.
I am just about to go to The Area 51.
As for >>1, I leave him entirely up to you. Do as you like.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyway, listen to my story.
The other day, I went to a nearby Yoshinoya. A Yoshinoya.
And there was a huge crowd, so I couldn't find a place to sit.
And after a closer look, I saw that the banner read something like 150 yen off.
Seriously, are you morons? Idiots?
Hey, losers. Don't suddenly show up at Yoshinoya because of a goddamn 150 yen price drop.
It's 150 yen. A hundred fifty yen.
And there's even a family here.
Four people having a family dinner at Yoshinoya, huh?
Must be one hell of a special occasion.
And then the dad's like, okay, I'm gonna make mine a jumbo.
Just shoot me now.
Hey, guys, I'll give you 150 yen, so scram.
Yoshinoya is supposed to be a more brutal place.
Nothing odd about getting in a fight with the person opposite you at one of those U-shaped tables.
Knife someone, or get knifed yourself.
That's the atmosphere we want around here.
Women and children should get lost.
So I finally found a place to sit when the guy next to me ordered a large bowl with extra soup.
And I snapped again.
Now look here. Extra soup ain't the "in" thing no more, dumbass.
Don't come in here looking like you're all that and ordering no extra soup.
I want to know if you really want that extra soup.
Put you on the rack. For a whole hour.
Yeah. You probably just ordered that for the hell of it.
As a regular of Yoshinoya, I can tell you that the current fad is extra onions. That's the thing.
A large bowl with egg. Extra onions. That's how we roll.
If you just order extra onions, you get more onions.
Which means you get less beef.
So, get extra onions and an egg, and you're set.
But once you've ordered it, your name will be on their list.
A double-edged sword.
Can't recommend this to an amateur.
Etc.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

Lucky Star. What are you faggots, stupid?

Lucky Star at least has original characters. What does Azumanga have? Oh yeah, shitty generic copycats...Of TMoHS no less. Considering Lucky Star is better than TMoHS, I think you can see my point.

Sakaki? Oh wow. She's quiet. Enjoy your fucking Yuki Nagato rip off.

Chiyo? ZOMG smart person. Another Yuki Nagato rip off. They couldn't even handle the GARness of Yuki and so they had to split her up into those two characters.

Tomo? Blatant Haruhi rip off. Wow, she acts spastic? Yeah, Haruhi did it ten times better.

Yomi? Fat chick. She's just a cop off of Mikuru.

Osaka? Mascot character. Spacy and contemplative, but she doesn't even measure up to the awesomeness that is Tsuruya. Tsuruya is the embodiment of intellectual stimulation. Nice try Osaka, can't touch that though.

Kagura? Athletic girl. Unfortunately for Azumanga Nooboh, TMoHS already had the athletic girl first. Her name is Asakura and she's fucking hot.

I thought this was obvious, but some idiots chose Azumanga. Nice going nooblets. Goback2/gaia.