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>!!!YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE, THIS IS A SPRING NEWS BULLETIN!!!

Good evening everyone, this is the bipolar herald of spring reporting in. This April was sure cold and rainy and dark. The fairy and kappa communities had to devise a way to drag a certain massive yuki-onna out with help from the Bagger 288!

But with glorious May, things are looking up! The rain has ensured that the plants are verdant green and the flowers are extra-happy! Be sure to get outside and enjoy the sights, smells, and feel of the air! If you are experiencing rain, take a break from what you are doing and enjoy some contemplative time listening to the raindrops and partaking in a favorite beverage. This is no time to be a NEETypoo! All the world is alive and the plants and animals are enjoying their massive orgy, so why not get in the same mood!

Happy Spring everyone!

>> No.7324889

but it's almost summer

>> No.7324888

Lily, you're so lewd talking about having orgies. I don't want to participate in such lewd acts. It's too hot outside.

>> No.7324895

The Aki Sisters are autumn, Letty is winter and Lily is spring. Who's summer?

>> No.7324898
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7324898

Lily moe~

>> No.7324900

>>7324895

an aki sister

>> No.7324906
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>>7324888

But Anon, Spring just gets me in the mood for mating!

>> No.7324907
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........what.

It's hot and I don't have any summer clothes.

I have allergies.

The sun hurts my eyes and burns my skin.

They need me in WoW.

I have no friends to enjoy the nice weather with.

I have no friends because I have social anxiety.

SOCIAL ANXIETY.

There are no arcades near me.

I have no money for arcades.

I can't even get a job because my social anxiety makes me throw up at the thought if having to spending 12 straight hours socializing with people.

I'm a complete and total failure.

>> No.7324909

>>7324895
We have no idea. Yuuka's standing in until we get a real summer Youkai...but she clearly doesn't belong in the roll.

>> No.7324911

>>7324900

on the basis that there are two of them and nothing really happens in summer except the gradual fall into autumn

>> No.7324915
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>>7324898

B... but that's Yuyuko...

>> No.7324924

>>7324895
Furthermore, The Aki sisters are goddesses, Letty is a youkai and Lily White is a fairy.

Could the summer youkai be something else?

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>>7324915
I know, I was referencing the 3rd M-1 GP...

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>>7324907

Silly, that's what evening walks in quiet parks and neighborhood are for! Outdoors, no need to be social, the sun is lower and things are cooler! Just as long as you don't live in the hood...

>> No.7324937

B-but it's Autumn around here....


;___;

>> No.7324957

summer is fucking hell in here.

sunburn and 40 degrees celsius all day and i really hate it.

>> No.7324967

Lily, everywhere I look, I see the other residents of Gensokyo raped and abused...but you always seem safe. How do you do it?

>> No.7324972
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>>7324937

Take care of my dear little sisters then!

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>>7324967

Can't rape the willing! Spring is time for pollination after all!

>> No.7324983
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7324983

Can't go out now.

Here is an Lilly thread.

>> No.7324992

>>7324982
Oh.
...that's not really the answer I was hoping for.

>> No.7324997

It's supposed to rain for the next few days.

Huzzah!

>> No.7325041
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>>7324992

Kedamas come from somewhere. But don't worry, fairies have regenerative powers and stay pure nonetheless.

On that note, today was Mothers Day!

>> No.7325046

>>7324906

...But I don't want to mate. You can't make me. I want my romantic fall back.

>> No.7325067
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>>7325046

Just cuddling is good too!

>> No.7325078

>>7325067

I don't want to do that either.

>> No.7325084
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>>7325078

D...don't like cuddling either...

Well. So it's gonna be like that....

>> No.7325093

>>7325084
Where did you get that arm, Lily?
Put that back, you don't know where that thing's been.

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>>7325084
Don't get carried away.

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>>7325093

Oh, I am quite well aware of where it has been

heh heh heh....

>> No.7325095

>>7325084

Not very comfortable with it, it's not really my thing since I haven't done it. I prefer to keep my distance, my disposition cold like winter to all that see.

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>>7325094

Go back south, Jabba.

>> No.7325138

Well, let me just get my summertime clothes because

I WANT TO WALK AROUND WITH YOU.
I WANT TO WALK AROUND WITH YOU.
I WANT TO WALK AROUND WITH YOU.
I WANT TO WALK AROUND WITH YOU.

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>>7325138

>> No.7325170

Lily, if you act all scary and evil like that, people aren't going to like spring.

>> No.7325175

>>7325170

I'll say. But I still like spring better than summer. Summer doesn't need a representative to show how evil it is.

>> No.7325177

I dont like spring. It is one season away from summer. I like winter better I prefer the cold anyways and it is not considered strange if someone stays in their house for a long period of time.

>> No.7325208

I have severe allergies in the spring and I can't even go outdoors without a mask or risk horrible suffering.

I don't live in an asian county so people might think that's weird.

I stay indoors, like I do in the winter because it's cold. Like I do in the summer because it's hot and I can't handle the heat well. The only time I go outside willingly is the the fall. I love fall. Why can't it be fall perpetually? I'd like that.

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>>7325170

Oh, I'm not evil. That's just Black speaking...

>>7325177

>> No.7325223 [DELETED] 

I hate rain, but I'm like snow.
Spring and Fall are my worst seasons.

>> No.7325236
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>>7325177

Move north and you'll never want to see a flake of snow again!

>> No.7325239

>>7325219
Yes, just like that ;_;

I think I should just move to alaska or Antarctica. if i can get a decent internet connection in antartica that would be the perfect place away from everything

>> No.7325244

Summer is objectively the worst season.

>> No.7325260

>>7325239
Move to Alaska. It's really cold in winter, and in summer it's lush and beautiful.

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>>7325244
>>7325239

Silly warm-climate dwellers...

>> No.7325265

Summer is the best season. Winter is shit. Being cold is shit.
I love heat. I should probably just move to the surface of the sun.

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>> No.7325289

>>7325219
Black? What?

>> No.7325291

>>7325263
I love when a blizzard hits. Not only is it beautiful to see but it can get my exercise by shoveling and clearing out the snow.

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>>7325289

Hmm?

>> No.7325300

>>7325265
>Summer is the best season. Winter is shit.

You are objectively wrong.

>> No.7325322
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>>7325300

Objectively, humans are warm blooded. It is easier to survive in high heat than the cold. If you look at a map of population distributed around the globe, populations are densest around the equator - not to mention a greater diversity of natural life.

Silly anons, needing a fairy to teach you.

>> No.7325345

>>7325322
That's also because humans have excellent heat dispersal systems relative to most animals.

>> No.7325351

>>7325322

I hate heat. It sucks. Screw heat. It exhausts me. Give me chilly weather.

>> No.7325400

>>7325322
>a greater diversity of natural life.
This is the reason. Not because it is hot but because there is more food.

>> No.7325406

And why do you think there's more life? Because the heat is generally beneficial, naturally.

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>>7325351

Ah, ah. There's a difference between "chilly" and cold to the extreme where hypothermia and frostbite can set in within moments, the moisture in your nostrils and throat freezes instantly and causes you to cough, and if you do something strenuous to keep warm: your sweat freezes right away, trapping the heat inside and instead boiling you from the inside out! Loss of manual dexterity and difficulty opening doors or operating a vehicle or machinery as all the metal has frozen stuck! Walking through two or more feet of snow, which has then been coated by freezing rain giving it a rock-hard armor on the surface that will cut at you. Or as an alternative, stepping ankle-deep in slush: a horrifying mixture of snow, road salt, excrement, and whathaveyou! The dry wind desiccating your skin and splitting your lips all over. Breathing recycled air indoors. Little light, and when there is it is blinding as it reflects off the snow and ice.

Spring is a welcome relief from all of that!

>> No.7325451

>>7325438
>Walking through two or more feet of snow, which has then been coated by freezing rain giving it a rock-hard armor on the surface that will cut at you.
I actually love this, since I'm light enough that sometimes I'm able to juuust barely sneak across hardened snow without breaking through, if I'm careful. It's so fun to flit across a field covered in feet of snow.

On the other hand, it's just as much fun to go running in a hot summer microthunderstorm. Maybe I just love weather.

>> No.7325452

>>7325438

Spring here is pretty much an instant transition from winter to summer. Cold one day, storms and wind and unbearable heat the next. I don't mind the cold too much, my blood boils like magma.

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