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>Was your father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!

>> No.7323204

it's /jp/ related as long as it's touhou!!

>> No.7323203

You make feel special! ^^

>> No.7323205
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My father was drug addicted and than he killed himself.

>> No.7323207

>was your father a sun? because your eyeball is like luminous ball of plasma held together by gravity

>> No.7323211

Girl are your parents retarded?

Because you're special.

>> No.7323208

You're right, but please try to post with proper punctuation in the future.

>> No.7323226
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>I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.

>> No.7323230

>/jp/ - pickup artists

>> No.7323231
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Are you not employed, in education, or training? Cause you're pretty NEET

>> No.7323234
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>Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers.

>> No.7323242
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You must play the lottery. 'Cause you're about to get lucky!

>> No.7323253
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> You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!

>> No.7323262
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>Lets get smashed and fuck each other

>> No.7323266
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>Are you a thief? Because you have stolen my heart.

>> No.7323269
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>Your from Pearl Harbor right? Because baby, you're the bomb.

>> No.7323275
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>Did it hurt?
>Did what hurt?
>When you fell from heaven.

>> No.7323298
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>You read my heart like an open book.

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anon : I’m invisible..

nirori : Really?

anon : Can you see me?

nitori : Of course..

anon : Great how about

tomorrow night?

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>Are you the devil, because you're hotter than Hell.

>> No.7323333

Can't wait for the Sanae punch line

>> No.7323338

You mean this one?

>> No.7323344

I think that fits with more of patchy than satori.

>> No.7323375
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>Am i a bad shooter? Coz i keep on missing you..

>> No.7323395

This thread is smooth

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>You must be a general, cause my privates just snapped to attention!

>> No.7323425
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your hot, want to stick it in my pooper?

>> No.7323426

worst pickup lines ever

>> No.7323433
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>I lost my trumpet. Can I blow yours?

>> No.7323442

oops, im not gay guys, meant to say stick it in her pooper


>> No.7323444

do one for parsee

>> No.7323451
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>Are you a gardener? I have a bush that needs a trim.

>> No.7323460
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>I used to have a gap in my heart until I met you.

>> No.7323475
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>You are a 9 - you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.

>> No.7323487
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welp, i can finally go to Gensokyo.

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>> No.7323499 [DELETED] 

I hope you use Icicle Fall, because there is no place I'd rather be than in front of you.

>> No.7323516
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I hope you use Icicle Fall, because there is no place I'd rather be than in front of you.

>> No.7323527
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>I forgot your name - can I call you mine?

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>> No.7323544

Like a gentleman.

>> No.7323547

>Are you SlayerS'BoxeR'? Because you just bunker-rushed my heart.

>> No.7323561

No no no it's
> I forgot my name,Can you tell me yours?

>> No.7323562

Are you Idra? Because your precious place is an infestation pit.

>> No.7323575
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i dont usually talk to people i dont know but i think ill make an exception here

*grabs 600 pounds dick*

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I think my watch is broken because when I'm with you, my time stops...

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>Are you a psychiatrist? I need some help, because you're all I can think about.

>> No.7323603
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>Are you a mind reader? Then you would know you're all I think about.

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>I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.

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>> No.7323644
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>Are you a camera? Because I always smile when I see you...

>> No.7323652
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>Are you a hypnotist? Because you mesmerize me, baby.

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>Whether I'm awake or asleep, you're the girl of my dreams.

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>Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.

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I lost my cell number, can I have yours?

>> No.7323802
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"your hot as HELL"-wtH
short sweet and to the point

>> No.7323804

What kind of camera does Aya use?

>> No.7323815

Leica M4 with a 90mm Summicron

>> No.7323824

What kind of film do you think she uses?

>> No.7323842

Kodak Tri-X rated at asa 3200, developed in rodinal 1+25 at 22C for 6 minutes, agitating constantly for the first minute and then for 5 seconds every minute and soaked in semen for 30 seconds before hanging it up to dry.

>> No.7323896

Which brings up the question: who do you manage lighting when taking pictures of danmaku?

>> No.7323906

I assume danmaku is bright enough to be captured without a flash, but you would need a pretty high shutter speed, which explains why she shoots at asa 3200. Maybe she shoots with a DSLR that fires at 12fps these days.

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I'd imagine they'd come out looking like pictures of fireworks/tracer rounds except in Aya's case more blurry due to holding the camera.

>> No.7323950

>_< wow this thread makes me feel embarrased, but it's still funny to read >_<

I thought these were originaly VN quotes nope they're PUA lines.

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I should hate this thread but i cant help but laugh. Well played made my day

>> No.7323974

Are you thirsty, Miss? I have a six pack right here.

>> No.7323980
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Even though you're cold, you warm my heart up.

>> No.7324007
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Are you made of darkness? I can't see anything else when you're here..

>> No.7324090
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>Really like your peaches and I wanna shake your tree.

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>Excuse me, but have had a shower lately? Because you look like a dirty girl.

>> No.7324100
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>Are you a bird collector? 'Cause you've got a nice set of hooters.