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Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me...
Happy birthday... dear Alice...
Happy birthday to...

Where is everyone? I'm sure they all know today is my special day. I sent everyone in Gensokyo an invitation informing them of my party. I even took the extra step and made personalized invitations for everyone; it took a very long time to do them all, but I was satisfied in letting everyone know I care about them and are special to me.

I also did a lot to prepare for this party. I even made a huge, seven-layered cake for everyone. Just as I was finished icing it, I was moving it to the center of the center, I tripped; the cake fell out of my hands and got completely ruined as it hit the floor. I was about to cry from all the hard work I put into the cake, but then I realize I could tell the story to my friends and we could laugh it off together. I cleaned up the mess, and made the little cake in a hurry.

I waited so very long for everyone to come; it's now 1:30 in the morning and technically my birthday has passed. I spent my entire birthday preparing for the party and waiting for everyone.

Happy birthday to me...

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>>732098

>> No.732107
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Meanwhile at the Hakurei Shrine...

>> No.732110

Cause you lack sexy images

>> No.732112

...Everyone hates you Alice...you should have realized that by now...

why don't you try and gain their...attention...in a "special" way

>> No.732119
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732119

Try to be hot. The guys will gladly visit you

>> No.732122
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732122

Hello, Ms. Margatroid

I'm here to return all those invitations you sent out. You forgot to use the proper postage, so I am unable to deliver them.

Sorry, can't stay for cake.

>> No.732126

>>732098
>made personalized invitations for everyone
>I could tell the story to my friends and we could laugh it off together
>I spent my entire birthday preparing for the party and waiting for everyone

;_;

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>>732112
witch or bitch?

>> No.732131

>>732122
DAMN YOU! ;_;

>> No.732135

BRING ME TO GENSOKYO AND WE CAN MAKE ANOTHER PARTY

DON'T CRY ALICE

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732132

The world is wrong for not liking me!

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Happy birthday Alice! I got you a hacksaw!

>> No.732136

>>732098
;_;

>> No.732137

;_;

Don't despair Alice. I love you.

>> No.732139

Isbt RP a bannable offense?

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>> No.732143

>>732139
It's not roleplaying.

>> No.732141
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>>732127
Oh Hi FM!

Just dropped by to say hi!... that's all

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OTP

>> No.732148

>>732141
Get out trolling faggot.

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10 minutes later.

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>>732141

>> No.732153

I ;_;'d.

>> No.732154

Don't worry, Alice. I'm sure everyone else is planning a surprise party for you.

>> No.732157

>>732098

Alice doesn't work that way.

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>>732154
DON`T PLAY WITH HER FEELINGS!
Do you want to break her? ;_;

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>>732145
filled with sex toys so Alice has something to do while Marisa spends quality time at the shrine.

Alice is a good girl

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Poor Alice. One day you'll be happy. And then Reimu will steal that happiness away from you.

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We really need to come up with a new theory about why Alice is excluded from her circle of contacts often, other than "doll otaku." She tries; oh, how she tries.

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>>732170
I dont think shes gonna try going for patchouli

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>>732172
Her Mother is like Satan. Of course the kids wont play with her!

>> No.732203

>>732172
Alice is excluded because she tries too hard.

She doesn't know how to make friends and doesn't know how to be friends with someone. For her, being invited over for a meal or having someone visit her home is a fantasy that seems as unreal as a story she'd read in one of her meany books.

She's honest and eager for friendship, but horribly awkward. She tries hard, but just doesn't know what to do... so everyone rejects her. So she tries harder, which only drives them further away.

She's lonely and it hurts her and she doesn't know what to do... and she's horrible at hiding it. Every time she tries to make a friend, that person she's engaging with can see right through her and thinks that there's something wrong with her.

Poor Alice. She just wants someone to accept her love.

>> No.732208

>>732179
But they're a perfect couple ;_;

>> No.732216

Alice is a homunculus, thats why she has a hard time trying to socialize

>> No.732224

ITT we completly ignore canon

>> No.732225

>>732203
Sounded like myself and each and everyone of us ;_;

>> No.732230

Thanks for making me feel so ronery anon.

>> No.732234

>>732098
DAMN U 4CHAN

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>> No.732235

>>732224
We really don't know what the canon is anymore. ZUN never really was very explanatory about the retcon that people "write around."

>> No.732236

>>732203

She probably has an annoying personality in person. Always lingering on to you and shit.

>> No.732249

>>732098
>I was moving it to the center of the center

>> No.732251

>>732236
You know, if you ever invited Alice over to your house for tea, she would probably never leave. And when you asked her to go home, she'd probably break out in tears.

Poor Alice.

>> No.732253

If ZUN would explain everything and labeled it as canon, there would be no such a hueg pile of fanon works. This man is a genius.

>> No.732254

ITT we completly ignore canon

>> No.732263

>>732254
ZUN's canon exists only as a framework from which we hang our own stories. The Canon is the tree -- the fanworks are the Christmas lights, tinsel and presents.

>> No.732267

>>732251
I wouldnt mind her staying at my house forever.

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>>732251
She can stay as long as she wants. Maybe I could get her to clean up and cook me dinner.

>> No.732275

>>732267
She'd only turn into a yandere wife.

After you impregnated her, she'd never want you to go out of the house and she'd spy on you all the time to make sure you weren't looking at other women.

You love her, don't you Anonymous? You love her and that's why you made a child with her, right? That means you love her.

Don't ever leave her, Anonymous. Ever. DON'T EVER LEAVE.

>> No.732276

>>732272
Hell, I'll clean up after her and cook her dinner.

I want to be a little girl for Alice to love ;_;

>> No.732289

>>732203
This sounds about right, I mean she just out right ATTACKS anyone who even passes her house in PCB.

Alice isn't a pathetic wreck, she's just a little crazy.

She's the girl that didn't exactly pick on you, just irritated the hell out of you chasing you around and throwing things or challenging you to competitions you didn't want to join in on.

Only Alice doesn't have the sheer force of will\personality to go with that so she doesn't make friends doing it.

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>>732275
That sounds awesome. I think I am going to fap now.

>> No.732291

>>I want to be a little girl
MOOT!?

>> No.732312
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This boy should be a part of the harem for murderous intent.

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>> No.732321

>>732289
>ATTACKS anyone who even passes her house in PCB.
I don't see her house in PCB, but can say she would be pretty much ignored if she didn't attack them in PCB.

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>> No.732338

>>732333
mind = blown

>> No.732339

Why are all of the characters with blond hair psychotic?

>> No.732340

>>732275
this is where you post the anon copy pasta with Alice

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>>732233

>> No.732373

>>732340
?uohuoT

>> No.732374
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732374

meh, it's not a huge thing, but I've always prefer the outwardly confident Alice the games feature who makes a point of isolating herself (as opposed to people just ignoring her). The creepy loner Alice is the best with her slowly opening up to the more interesting humans who keep turning up at her house to ask if she's the one fucking with shit.

Maybe she's lonely on the inside, but she doesn't desperately seek attention. Quite the opposite she keeps to herself and her experiments most the time.

In during Alice rape. She wants to learn more about self aware dolls.

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>> No.732381

I want to be the cause of Alice snapping. I don't think it would be too hard, she's so fragile already. Just be sweet and nice, make lots of promises, then break them viciously. Then when she's past the point of breaking, just to make sure her fall is complete, rape her and film it so you can show the people she once called friends.

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>>732376
oh that sly yukarin

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>>732345
Poor Gunso, have a Guncannon.

>> No.732405

Don't cry Alice, you still have your puppets ;_;

>> No.732413

>>732373
you know the one where anon made images of him with alice and child...or was that Marisa?

>> No.732422
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>>732413
Oh, I remember ...

>> No.732424

>>732422
its perfect for this thread

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>>732413
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN

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>>732398
?

>> No.733309

>>732122
Obviously lonely Alice is lonely, but she ain't stupid. She'd ask Shanghai and Hourai to deliver them.

Also, Aya is not a postman, fag.

>> No.735553

>>732345
inb4 someone edits copypasta for this

>> No.735601

>>732203

that's not canon

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>> No.735889

>>732506
>>732398
Is this Cannon?

>> No.735899

>>735889
It's Guncannon

>> No.735912

>>735889
>>735899
Doh hohohohohoho

>> No.735928

>>732145
Good end! ;_;

>> No.735985

I don't get the joke. What does Alice Day have to do with paedophilia?

>> No.735994

>>735985
what...?

>> No.736343

>>732203
>Alice is excluded because she tries too hard.

>She doesn't know how to make friends and doesn't know how to be friends with someone. For her, being invited over for a meal or having someone visit her home is a fantasy that seems as unreal as a story she'd read in one of her meany books.

>She's honest and eager for friendship, but horribly awkward. She tries hard, but just doesn't know what to do... so everyone rejects her. So she tries harder, which only drives them further away.

>She's lonely and it hurts her and she doesn't know what to do... and she's horrible at hiding it. Every time she tries to make a friend, that person she's engaging with can see right through her and thinks that there's something wrong with her.

>Poor Alice. She just wants someone to accept her love.

STORY. OF. MY. FUCKING. LIFE.

orz. Time to practice PCB normal some more.

>> No.736367

Go die in a fire, no one loves you.

>> No.736369

>>736367
;_;

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>>736369

>> No.736415

>>732322
>>732322
uncensored nao

>> No.736418
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736418

White girl, in a miko's town
She's got trouble
Get in her way, she's gonna cut you down
Taken over

She can ride
She can shoot
Don't take nothing
From Nobody

Oh she's white
She's bad
Scared of nothing
Yeah

She's so bad
They call her Alice
She's called Alice
Alice Margatroid

She's so bad
They call her Alice
Alice Margatroid

>> No.736420

>>732386
sauce?

>> No.736427

>>732098
j ___ j
I cry for you, Alice.

>> No.736442

>>736418
Doesn't flow well as the original.

>> No.738670
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738670

hey, what if Alice grows desperate enough to make everyone her puppet

>> No.738710

>>738670
er, doll I mean...yeah

>> No.740781

>>732203
I don't think you're talking about Alice. Enjoy slitting your arm.

>> No.741487

>>735842
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, ALICE IS A DECEPTICON!?

>> No.741843

>>732374
i have to know what shes saying there and what the sauce is

>> No.742464

>>741487
Her loneliness/desperation meant she became easier to get to

>> No.742470

Alice leaks poop and is a whore. I always hated her.

Go kill yourself, Whorice.

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>>742470
I find that offensive, good Sir.

>> No.744497

>>738670
Why is she so Satoko in appareance?

>> No.744622

>>732141
That post made me feel warm and fuzzy inside.

In a good and happy way.

>> No.744624

The best thing about fiction is that even beautiful people can seem lonely

Reality is that beautiful people are never lonely in our eyes, even if deep down they are

Enjoy your fantasy

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>>738670

>hey, what if Alice grows desperate enough to make everyone her puppet

Ever heard of the legend of the Doll Master of Bucharesti?...

>> No.744639

>>744628
datass.jpg

>> No.744729

>>744628
Sounds interesting. Continue.

>> No.745525

>>744729
indeed

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>>744628
No Alice, you are the dolls

>> No.745566

I've just read A World Without You and I must say, fuck all the Touhous. Alice all the way.

>> No.745598

Is leaking poop canon?

>> No.745600

>>745566
While Alice emos in a corner, Marisa and Reimu are having sex together to make their time worth it

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>>745600

>> No.745616

Reimu is a troll
She first has sex with Marisa to make Alice depressed
Then has pity sex with Alice just when Marisa walks in "accidently".
Mission success, Reimu just made two people sad.
That fucking undead

>> No.745618

>>732386
source nao

>> No.746164

Anonymous is excluded because he tries too hard.

He doesn't know how to make friends and doesn't know how to be friends with someone. For him, being invited over for a meal or having someone visit his home is a fantasy that seems as unreal as a story he'd read in one of his meany books.

He's honest and eager for friendship, but horribly awkward. He tries hard, but just doesn't know what to do... so everyone rejects him. So he tries harder, which only drives them further away.

He's lonely and it hurts him and he doesn't know what to do... and he's horrible at hiding it. Every time he tries to make a friend, that person he's engaging with can see right through him and thinks that there's something wrong with him.

Poor Anonymous. He just wants someone to accept his love.

>> No.746176

I'm just a two-dimensional boy!

>> No.746186

>>746164
why is this so true

>> No.746221

>>732275 After you impregnated her, she'd never want you to go out of the house and she'd spy on you all the time to make sure you weren't looking at other women.

Holy...

So hot.

I'd take her.

>> No.746392

>>732275

Yandere is fucking hot. Knowing your waifu is a step away from murderous psychosis lends that frisson to your relationship that only mortal peril can provide.

It'd be totally worth it even though it would almost certainly lead to GURO END eventually.

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