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7320909 No.7320909 [Reply] [Original]

Hello /jp/. I am a nigra.

>> No.7320910

/jp/'s really got the "old /b/" vibe going today.

I like it.

>> No.7320915

And I'm Greek, blow me.

>> No.7320916

>>7320909
Do a barrel roll
Press z twice

>> No.7320929

old times OP

>> No.7320932
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>>7320909
Congrats on digging up dust. You win the prize

>> No.7320939
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HI... I'M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. ASHLEE, I'D LIKE TO BEAT YOUR CHEST WITH MY ENORMOUSLY HEAVY, THROBBING PELVIC CROCODILE UNTIL I GEYSER A HUGE WATERFALL OF STICKY BABY DRESSING ON YOUR FACE. I'LL MOP IT UP WITH MY THICK HEAD AND SLAP IT ON YOUR LIPS SO THEY DON'T CHAP. YOU'LL CUM SO HARD YOUR DOWNSTAIRS NEIGHBORS WILL NEED TO CHANGE THEIR SHEETS. I GUARANTEE IT.

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>>7320932

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>> No.7320947

Miss u, nigra.

>> No.7320951

I was never a /b/ tard so I don't understand these antiquated memes.

>> No.7320954
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>>7320910
Yeah, when I thought we were overrun by cancer, these threads pop up and suddenly I am at peace once more.
You are a beacon of hope, /jp/.

>> No.7320956

>>7320946
you missed your
DSFARGEG

>> No.7320958

For 23 years and 11 months had I suffered them, the ignorant gaijin back home who sickened me with their microwaved culture and their materialism. The spindly losers in the anime club who cared only for anime and not a whit for the superior monoethnic culture to which it was endemic. Well no more. Fucking zettai no more. I touched down in the country I was certain I had lived all my previous lives, no doubt as a badass ronin samurai ninja or some shit. I had never been here, but I had returned.

Nippon-sama, tadaima!

No sooner had I left the airport when I saw the woman of my dreams. She confirmed my every hope, my every ideal of this great land. The light coming in through the sakura backlit her like a full body halo. She was made of demure and soft spoken. Of bowing and bento.

Of Japan and perfect.

My heart started doki doki-ing all over the shop. And then she saw me! Spotted me in the crowd! Well, of course she did, I was like a head taller than the fucking hobbits they call men around here. I was in no state of mind to meet her gaze, and tried to look away but I was paralysed. She was just so ... prettyu ...

And just like that she started walking over. Her walk was just pure concentrated sex. If you poured a glass of it sex fumes would just rise right off the top. I loved the way the light danced unevenly over her pristine porcelain skin as she walked. The way she did more for me by showing just her shoulders than any American girls could by showing their entire gaping cleavage for all the world to SEE THIS YOU SHOULD TAKE NOTES, THIS IS WHAT SEXY IS YOU FUCKING WHORES -

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Have you read your SICP today?

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This character was far too short-lived.

>> No.7320970

>>7320958
Do you have that one with a japanese policeman and the Clash?
I couldn't find it on the archive.

>> No.7320971

>>7320939
Ahh, good times indeed.

>> No.7320974
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Holy shit and now a combo?
this brings back some memories.

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Anybody got some good ban screens

>> No.7320976
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SHOOP DA WOOP, MAN!

>> No.7320981 [DELETED] 

Sigh.

>> No.7320984
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Don't know if this is still in use somewhere.

>> No.7320987

>>7320970
I don't, sorry. I backed up all of wikichan on september 9, 2006 and that's what I'm pulling from.

>> No.7320989
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You have to sign up for a 4CHAN GOLD ACCOUNT to view this image.

In before it turns into reality.

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>this thread

>> No.7320995
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You're a true /jp/edo if you haven't read My Wild and Raunchy Son.

>> No.7320997

>>7320989
at the rate the site is going to shit, you're going to have to log in with your facebook account.

>> No.7321000

Today, I was lifting an old carpet, as we have a damp problem. Underneath there were hundreds of slugs and worms. My wife and I picked up about 40 slugs and put them in a pair of my wife's panties. I then put the panties on. The feeling was amazing. I got a huge erection and I could feel them sliding over my glans, and round my balls. Eventually I could feel one going up my bum. I knew I would come soon, so I let my wife tie me up, with my hands and feet speadeagled and attached to some furniture. She then took the panties down and about 15 of the slugs were crawling over my cock and balls. I came, spurting out loads of cum all over the poor things, but still couldn't move. My wife then took the other slugs out of the panties and placed them on my cock. She was careful to put some of them right on the opening of my cock, which was now covered in a mixture of sperm and glistening goo from the slugs. She opened up my arse and tried to put one in there too. I got hard again quite quickly as I thought of these slimy little things crawling over me. I imagined them biting me. One seemed to be trying to enter my uretha and this caused me to come again. That was 4 hurs ago. My cock is now very itchy, but I am about to give them another "feed".

>> No.7321001
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4chan will never be this good again.

>> No.7321004

hippu hoppu

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remember when /b/ was about anime.
Pepperidge farm remembers...

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>>7321005

>> No.7321008

>>7320989
I think 4chan disappearing is more possible. Moot is removing adds and just doesn't want to bother with the site anymore.

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>>7321001
>4chan good

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>>7321008
Maybe he is already swimming in money thanks to his new pet project?

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>>7320995
ITTY BITTY BABY ITTY BITTY BOAT

>> No.7321020
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You will never see this image again.

I GUARANTEE IT!

>> No.7321022

I WISH

I COULD TURN BACK TIME

>> No.7321024

>>7321016
Yes. I am an itty bitty baby. So? I don't see any problem. I learned to habeeb it a long time ago and am happy with my boyfriend (who is a cute I/B boat btw). We have a fucking lot of friends in and outside of the twinkie house. But thanks anway asshole. Go ahead and not believe it while I have sex with my DAD!

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>>7321020
I GUARANTEE IT!

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Those were the times.

>> No.7321044

Remember eon8?

>> No.7321047

>>7320951
What's there to understand?

Post something enough times and it becomes FUNNY XD.

>> No.7321053

Too bad all those memes are as retarded as the new ones.

>> No.7321051
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can't find the original

>> No.7321058

>>7321053
>>7321047
Sorry, but you're not welcome in our exclusive little club.

>> No.7321062
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REQUESTING NIGGERS PORN

>> No.7321064

>>7321053
The best way you can tell how long a poster has been on 4chan is by what memes they consider good and funny.

>> No.7321068

>>7321058
I don't intend to impose myself into your exclusive little club, but you're on my turf now. Leave and I won't bother you.

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I wish it was Christmas already.

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>> No.7321074

>>7321070
EVERY CHRISTMAS WITHOUT FAIL GODDAMNIT

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I wonder if caturday is still celebrated.
Not that it matters anymore, but I'm kinda curious.

>> No.7321083

>>7321064
Keep telling yourself that.

>> No.7321096

>>7321073
JESUS CHRIST

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>> No.7321108

THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST xDDD

>> No.7321110

>>7320951

If you weren't around in 04/05, you probably shouldn't be on /jp/.

>> No.7321127

>>7321110
If you were around in 2004, you should probably be seven years older by now. And act like it.

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oh boy!

>> No.7321131

>>7321110
06'ish I think.

But thats not really important.

>> No.7321133

>>7321110
>>7321127
do faggots on /jp/ really sage while contributing to the thread?

lol

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>>7321134
>saging while responding

>> No.7321134

>>7321127

You're on a board full of NEETs.
Seven years in front of a computer won't change you much.

>> No.7321135

if you didn't migrate here from SA and were at some point subsequently banned from there for pedophilia you don't belong on /jp/.

>> No.7321139

>>7321133
I was sageing because the thread isn't really /jp/ related, but it's relevant to my interests so I wanted to contribute.

>> No.7321145

>>7320909
Get the fuck out of /jp/ stupid nigger

>> No.7321148

>>7321139
>>7321145
bump

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ah my favorite

>> No.7321157

>>7321151
is that?

is that a /jp/ meetup?

>> No.7321158

>>7321153
on a related note, its been such a long time since things turned on a dime, macross zero style

>> No.7321162

>>7321157
Arc on the lower left

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>>7321158

>> No.7321164

none of these are genuinely funny

>> No.7321166

The present isn't where you want to be, and a future is futile hoping for. That's where you find nostalgia.

>> No.7321170

>>7321162
no fucking way i'm always the one on the left and i'm arcuied-like

>> No.7321181
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My favorite version of this image (due to nostalgia goggles, of course), well before the "Oh, wow" version that has become standard.

>> No.7321183

>>7321164
They're not supposed to be funny, they're supposed to be nostalgic, you cunt.

>> No.7321184

>>7321164
It's like a shit of a mammoth - it's valuable for someone just because it's old.

>> No.7321186

>>7320909
GET THE FUCK OUT NIGGER YOU HAVE NO PLACE HERE EVER

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This one should make a comeback.

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>> No.7321198

bumping

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>> No.7321214

>>7321209
Wow, never saw this, but I agree completely. Fucking AIIIIR made me rage so hard.

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