/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

So I haven't showered/bathed in 8 days..

[Anonymous No.]

What's your crotch smell like? Does it still have that rich musk or have you gotten too used to your scent?

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

Are you wearing a fresh pair of underwear, OP?

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>7312324
No, I'm wearing the same boxers from when I last bathed.

>>7312326
Something more than the "rich musk".

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7312333

I see. Carry on then.

[Anonymous No.]

I haven't showered or bathed in way more than 1 month.

I'm wearing the same boxers from when I last changed, which was after I last showered.

same clothes, too

[Anonymous No.]

>>7312343

[Anonymous No.]

>>7312319
I haven't shit in three days.

[Anonymous No.]

My head gets too itchy if I don't wash my hair every day, how do you deal with that, OP?

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7312356

You might want to get that checked out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7312364
I don't get itchy at all. Or maybe I'm used to it, dunno.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7312319
Is that unusually long for you? Or are you informing us that yes, you have, in fact, bathed recently?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7312364
I usually manage to go at least 2 days without washing hair, some times longer depending on how lazy I am.
Washing hair doesn't mean to take a full blown shower, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7312398
My average is 7 days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7312418
So basically, nothing out of the ordinary happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7312422
That's right.

[Anonymous No.]

>this thread

really? come one man. I mean seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

You guys are gross.
Being asocial doesn't mean you can't be fucking hygienic you bunch of disgusting slobs. What would your waifu think if she saw you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7312364
It's because you wash it every day, it becomes itchy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7312829
She isn't real, besides, I don't have a waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7312319
Are you licking yourself? Even if you're not, I don't think bathing is top priority for a cat. You should be good for another few weeks.

[Anonymous No.]

I know people who could sometimes two weeks without showering at a time and yet somehow manage not to reek. Nobody knew until somebody asked him if those were actually the same clothes he was wearing last week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7312866
They just don't sweat much if at all.

[Anonymous No.]

OP here, I just took a bath ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>7313213
Then get out of /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7312829
I know, you're right. But if I get away from the computer, my brain starts working again. And I don't want that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7312319
You say that like it's something special.
I take a shower once or twice a month because I don't leave my room and don't smell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7312829
But....my waifu is my personal sex slave, I completely disregard my personal hygiene(especially crotch area) so as to make my body odor as repulsive as possible, makes it so much better when I force her to spread my fat ass to lick my anus or eat my moldy smegma.

[Anonymous No.]

My head itches like hell. What do?