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I'm planning on attempting to open the portal to Gensokyo by strapping sticks of dynamite to my chest and then blowing myself up.

Does /jp/ have any suggestions of where to go when I do this to make the portal more stable for my entry into Gensokyo?

>> No.7309498

FUCK OFF WITH YOUR SHITTY THREADS YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

>> No.7309507

>>7309498
Thank you for saying what we were all thinking.

>> No.7309508
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>>7309498

Calm down. Have a Flandre.

>> No.7309510

I want know Marisa and Reimu.

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Ganbatte anon!~

>> No.7309515

>>7309498
You have explosive autism. You should get that checked.

>> No.7309516

Marisa is xenofobic. Bad idea.

>> No.7309524

>>7309511

OP here.

I would, but it'd be a bitch to get through the fence and they have snipers on the top of the roof so I would never make it there.

Have a better target?

>> No.7309540

72 waifus in heaven

>> No.7309796

Don't worry about these idiots who shitpost in your thread OP! They probably have sad life and they are too pathetic to go to Gensokyo so all what is left for them is to shitpost on /jp/!

Good luck in your own portal! If you will change portal plans, try posting in my thread!

>> No.7309799

You will have to talk to the Yama after you die, OP. Suicide is considered a sin. So expect a lecture.

If you don't have any relatives, be prepared to walk the Road of Reconciliation. And to most likely be devoured as soon as you out on that path.

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Learn sorcery before you go.

You'll fit in better.

>> No.7309807

Whip up a barrel of Nitroglycerin roll it up to the top of a hill, sit on it then strike it with a hammer. Before you do that though get some paint and write "BOOM" on every wall you can.

>> No.7309853

>>7309799
Do you know that this is disputable in most of main religions? (only in some cases like mental sicknes). But leaving this for Gensokyo for stupid reasons is bad.

>> No.7309905

>>7309799

It's ok if you kill Americans or Europeans when you blow up yourself.

>> No.7309994

>>7309799
Murdering oneself. That's what they call it.

This act has nothing to do with murder.

It knows no bloodlust.
It knows no passion.
It only knows dying, the dying of hope.

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