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I realized 3 problems

[*] My portal "mood" is going up and down in something like few days - sometimes I'm in mood when I'm too tired to make portal and just do things that might kill, but not really and sometimes I have mood to do real portals like extremely dangerous method with inhaling raw bleach. So to make portal somehow I need to keep my portal mood all time.

[*] This plan is infinite loop and, because it's infinite I won't open portal with this adjustment.... Need to fix it.

[*] I still don't have reliable and simple working method

Because last time there weren't any answers and this is too complicated to write it again and I hope this time for serious answers.

>> No.7308970

Just run out in traffic and try to get ran over.

>> No.7308972

Goddamn, nobody cares.

>> No.7308974
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Does OP even get banned for this shitfest threads?

>> No.7308980

Is this the state of your mind OP?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKWHRtAXI2I

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>>7308980
No.

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>>7309006

But sometimes I have to think about what I exactly wrote in my previous posts too.... and I'm usually amazed what ideas I had before.

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So I had already people reposting as "daily doses" (of what ? portals?), people who wanted to kill me (it was daily dose too I think), a lot of trip-friends reposting, few people tried to mimic my style/threads (the best ones are these that post in my threads and try to look like it was me posting... I really need tripcode) and few more things like Asian cuisine lessons, so why simply not post something that might open portal in instant or longer perspective?

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>> No.7310290

>>7310276
Dear god it's not that difficult to kill yourself.
Just use a knife, jump off a building or jump in front of a train.

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>> No.7310328

>>7310290
Nothing new.

>> No.7310338

Well..
Anybody knows how to bleach portal?
I'm too dumb to figure it out..

Anyways.. Is jumping in front of a train painful?

>> No.7310355

>>7310338
Obviously not, your brain would be crushed so you would die instantly. Just make sure to jump and turn so you are facing the train

>> No.7310360

>>7310355
That makes sense..
Thanks.

>> No.7310378

>>7310355
that's only if you get lucky, most train jumpers don't die instantly and are instead left mangled and crippled for life, regular city trains aren't even able to guarantee even a probable rate of success.

>> No.7310399

>>7310378
And thus, my brilliant plan was ruined..

>> No.7310410

You may want to consider the overwhelming risk that your... "portal", will take you somewhere you may not want to go. For example:

-Hel. Actually a rather cozy place by comparison.
-Hades, possibly with a large round boulder as a longtime companion.
-Abrahamitic hell, in its multiple flavours. Fortunately you will probably at least avoid the islamic version which involves being force fed hot coals that are apparently still smoldering after being passed through your bowels.
-Pagan Egyptian underworld with door hinges bolted into your eye sockets.
-Xibalba, being tortured for all eternity by demons with extremely foul flatulence.
-Buddhist hell, which you will at least get out of sooner or later. Although it may be in the form of a dog. May not be such a bad thing. Dogs are nice.
-Yomi, where you will apparently get your genitals full of thunder gods.
-Nowhere.

>> No.7310419

>>7310399
>>7310378
If you jump and tilt/turn your body so the top of your head is perpendicular to the front of the train I guarantee you will die.

>> No.7310434

It's getting a little confusing..

>> No.7310435

trying to cut my throat

will i die a quickly?

>> No.7310440

>>7310435
Use a kitchen knife, cut deep enough so that breathing feels different. Congratulations you have 60 seconds to live.

>> No.7310502

Cutting the throat..
Sounds really painful..

>> No.7310507

>>7310502
GO DIE PUSSY!

>> No.7310512

>>7310419
Asshole I tried this and it didn't work.

>> No.7310529

>>7310502
It's impossible. Even suicidal person will have problems with cutting itself

>> No.7310532

OP, how do you feel when not in your "portal mood"?

>> No.7310536

>>7310529
To be honest, i've never heard of somebody doing it. I've heard about people doing it to their children, then failing to do it to themselves.

>> No.7310581

Well, this certainly didn't do any good.
Goodnight /jp/

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