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I realized 3 problems

[*] My portal "mood" is going up and down in something like few days - sometimes I'm in mood when I'm too tired to make portal and just do things that might kill, but not really and sometimes I have mood to do real portals like extremely dangerous method with inhaling raw bleach. So to make portal somehow I need to keep my portal mood all time.

[*] This plan is infinite loop and, because it's infinite I won't open portal with this adjustment.... Need to fix it.

[*] I still don't have reliable and simple working method

>> No.7298801 [DELETED] 

Reported fuck off back to gaia

>> No.7298809

You forgot to mix the bleach with rat poison OP.

>> No.7298829
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>>7298809
Nice idea. Does it work with inhaling or drinking? Drinking is too hard to do.

>> No.7298837

>>7298829
You may need to ingest the poison then inhale.

>> No.7298965

>>7298809
Rat poison won't work - it's easy to cure it with antidote.

>> No.7299183

How painful would it be to slit your own throat?

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????????

>> No.7299467

>>7299183
Painful, but you wouldn't do it. It's just impossible even for people wanting to open portal. Even in attacks of anger or depression in most cases you will subconsciously aim to "do damage, but not to kill yourself". It's really rare to succeed this way.

>> No.7301145

I need answers :S

>> No.7301485

Oh nice... Nearly whole region expect my city is flooded - next portal chance failed...

Hurricanes, sudden attacks of snow, floods and everything what happens doesn't kill me. Fuck that.

>> No.7301519

>>7298797
I do medicine, so I know plenty of ways to make a portal but I don't want it on my conscience that I helped someone kill themselves. So you guys should just learn to take it easy. Maybe do drugs or get into kpop.

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>>7301519

>> No.7301615

I was wondering..
How does bleach portals work?
And how is it done?

>> No.7301623

>>7301615
I lost that image and can't find it

but it was something about adding copper coins to bleach and waiting

>> No.7301625

>>7301623
I have the picture, but i'm just unsure about the last step (or that step before, too lazy to check). Am i supposed to breath, inhale or something? It says blow. But blowing for 10 mins? That's what makes me unsure how to do it.

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>>7301625
I have no idea too, I tried it few times and failed. Expect that it was unpleasant and time waste nothing did happen. But I don't know if it's something I did wrong or it really doesn't work and I don't recommend it.

>> No.7301654

>>7301643
Aww, that really is a shame. My hopes was finaly getting up. ;_;

>> No.7301658
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>>7301643
Orrr... It's like this instruction is confusing so I have no idea if I made it correctly, if things I used were proper, what about things like blowing or inhaling and such... Whole recipe is strange and as much as I get idea of magic used in it I don't get idea when it is supposed to work and when not or if it is correctly calibrated to work at all.

And I don't recommend it because it's gas - it's making portal of big area that means probably half of your tower house or at least people downstairs of your stair case will go to Gensokyo with you if it will go wrong.

>> No.7301660

As far as i know, carbon monoxide could be one good method to open the portal.
Odorless, tasteless, colorless, and deadly as FUCK.

How would i create quantities enough high to open the portal without having to use that old car trick?

>> No.7301667

>>7301660

Fire in small, sealed room. Go to sleep?

>> No.7301670

>>7301658
Hm. Didn't know it was gas. Anyways, thanks for the advice and share of experiences with portals.

>> No.7301706

Helium + exit bag?

Burning charcoal seems to take too much time to fill the room up with carbon monoxide. A canister of helium seems to be a more surefire way of making sure nothing goes wrong.

>> No.7301709

HARAKIRI

>> No.7301710

Inject orange juice into your blood stream

>> No.7301820
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>>7301710
?!

>> No.7301876

>>7301710

Injecting air might work.

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7301909

This is getting idiotic over being stupid.

I wish I could be diagnosed with some deadly sickness and doctors tell "Soon you will be dead and there is nothing we can do to help" and I will tell "Yes x3" because it will be my own portal to Gensokyo.

>> No.7301944

>>7301909

Why do you want to go to Gensokyo so bad?

>> No.7301948

>>7301944
why do you want to live in HELL so bad/

>> No.7301953
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>>7301944
To become real Stalker! Ermmm,,, I need to go kaput, and Gensokyo looks like nice place to be teleported, or maybe it's joke? We will never know such things and being in Gensokyo is very nice and cool thing . complicated anwser

>> No.7301954

dont kill yourself autism-kun

>> No.7301957

>>7301948

Don't worry... I'm suicidal too.

>> No.7301981

>>7301948
Gensokyo isn't hell! It's very nice happy place with friednly youkais and it's easy to find new friends have fun doing many cool things. And there Yukari because she is super cool youkai that can do anything she wants do.

>> No.7301989

Why is OP never banned for this crap?
Why is /jp/ worse than ever now? (We had KoG spam and shit earlier but our good threads were also there, now we have awful threads and less good threads)

>> No.7302163

So..
Any new methods?

>> No.7302216

>>7302163
No. I thought about inhaling glue or correction fluid but now I have to buy one and I doubt that it's really deadly thing... It makes me cry. Why it's so hard...

>> No.7302313

Question: Is this just suicide general or do you need some elaborate explanation as to why it would bring you to Gensokyo? If it's just suicide then I don't see where the problem is, there are tons of easy failproof ways.

>> No.7302350

>>7302313
Hm..
What are these "ways" you speak of?

>> No.7302364
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As much as I hate this guy, I admire his way to play stupid and constantly disregard/ignore anything said to him.

8/10

>> No.7302368

stop op. you're making me really sad

>> No.7302401

>>7302364
Might it be me you're referring to?

>> No.7302408

>>7302313
I preffer suicide but other things can be discussed too

>elaborate explanation as to why it would bring you to Gensokyo?

Yes, please - more informations = better.

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