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7296227 No.7296227 [Reply] [Original]

Which one would you choose as an escort?

>> No.7296230

Kyubey

>> No.7296234

Escort... like, with my penis?

Bottom left.

>> No.7296236

Kyubey

>> No.7296239
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7296239

Mammies

>> No.7296240

Homu because she seems like she would hate it.

The look of disgust on her face as she is forced to give up her precious to a random man would be priceless.

>> No.7296245

>>7296240

She'd destroy your everything before you got so much as a panty shot.

>> No.7296253
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7296253

That doujin was awesome.

Waiting warmly for even more Madoka porn.

>> No.7296254
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>>7296239
No doubt. Dem mammies

>> No.7296258

Take this shit to /a/. Reported.

>> No.7296264
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7296264

A-as an escort? T-t-t-o have SEX with?!

How lewd!

>> No.7296273 [DELETED] 

kyouko if she because of the voice. purely on looks probably madoka cause of her erotic blushing.

>> No.7296277

Madoka is begging to be defiled

>> No.7296284
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7296284

Kyouko

She'd treat me to lunch and dinner,give me a hotel room break my arms + legs till I can't move on my own,recommend me some porn and rape me against my will.

Yep,it would be the best day of my life.May god help the soul of whoever would choose Sayaka.

>> No.7296288

kyouko because of the voice. purely on looks probably madoka cause of her erotic blushing.

>> No.7296294

It's a toss up between Homura and Madoka.

If I had to pick, probably Madoka.

If at all possible, I'd like Homura to watch.

Or take her place while Madoka watches. Either works.

>> No.7296304

>>7296230
>>7296227
>>7296234
>>7296236
>>7296239
>>7296240
>>7296245
>>7296253
>>7296254
>>7296258
>>7296264
>>7296277
>>7296284
>>7296288
>>7296294
All reported.

>> No.7296306

>>7296284
That goofy outfit was the best thing this show produced. There needs to be more art of it.

>> No.7296314

QB

>> No.7296315

>>7296304
Just imagine they are Touhous or something, it's really not that much of a stretch.

Also this flash game right here >>7296253 makes this thread at least marginally /jp/ related.

>> No.7296317

>>7296304
Sayaka fan detected

>> No.7296321

>>7296315
No. If I wanted /a/ shit, I would go to /a/. Why do you all decide to post your shit over here, in a completely unrelated board?

>> No.7296324
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7296324

>>7296317
But Sayaka has [spoilers]NO FANS[/spoiler]

The rest of this picture is fucking bullshit though

>> No.7296329
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7296329

>>7296324

>> No.7296331

>>7296324
This is just like that /v/ meme, isn't it? Reported for that as well.

>> No.7296333

>>7296324

>But Sayaka has [spoilers]NO FANS[/spoiler]

Thats not true. I am a-...A...Well,okay no i'm not. I just hate that FUCKER Kamijou and that SLUT Hitomi and pity her incredibly.

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>>7296329
When was this poll taken because there's no way Madoka is more popular than Homura or Mami

>> No.7296349

>>7296343
Who gives a shit.

>> No.7296351
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7296351

>>7296343
I can see it shifting that way if it was right after the final episode.

>> No.7296353

Sayaka, because she says she'll do anal

>> No.7296355
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7296355

>mfw everyone in this thread has shitty taste

>> No.7296365

>>7296355
And once again, reported. Keep your memes in /b/ as outlined in the rules.

>> No.7296363

>>7296353
>implying all of them wouldn't do anal.

>> No.7296359

Kyoko would be best for some delicious rape.

>> No.7296368

>>7296365
Reported for reporting me.

>> No.7296369

>>7296363

>Implying that Homura wouldn't have you fuck her Time Hole thing

>> No.7296371

I would enjoy impregnating Sayaka and Madoka.

>> No.7296378

>>7296363
>>7296369
All reported.

>> No.7296381

>>7296324
I'd rather have no fans than 1.7% yields and housefires.

>> No.7296382
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>>7296304

>> No.7296392

If I make a contract will Kyubey let me fuck him in the ass forever, and I do mean forever?

>> No.7296395

>>7296392
I'm sure he'd throw a catch in there somewhere.

>> No.7296396

>>7296392

I'm pretty sure you couldn't even speak to Kyubey because you're not a special little girl.

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