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What? You don't love me? You love your waifu?
Your waifu will never be in your arms.
Your waifu can never hold you or kiss you, but I can!
I... I love you.....

>> No.7295975

Who are you?

>> No.7295978
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I know you like lolis, but look!
I have that... what do you call it... delicious flat chest. I have that too!
I hope my thighs aren't too big... I just want you to love me as much as I love you...

Why do you love 2D girls more than me?

>> No.7295992

>>7295978
I'm not on board with the 3DPD bandwagon, but I gotta admit that looking at that face... I can't help but think she's going, "DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHH"

>> No.7295998

>Why do you love 2D girls more than me?

Because they represent idealized fantasy that reality will never match up to

That said, you're still pretty cute and I would totally take you out for dinner. No promises on the love thing, though

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I think about you every night when I go to sleep.
I hug my pillow, wishing it was you....

But you still want your waifu?

>> No.7296034
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>>7296033
Would you ever love me?

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>> No.7296045
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>>7296039
But I'm real.
I love you more than anything.

>> No.7296046

>>7295978
I'm afraid that I might hurt you. ;_;

>> No.7296050

I'd be all over girls if they actually looked this hot.

But they don't. I live in America.

>foreverobese

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>>7296046

Yeah Anon, that's exactly why you don't try to pursue a loving relationship with her. Because you're afraid you'll hurt *her*

>> No.7296057

>>7295978
>I know you like lolis, but look!
Watch it asshole, that's a sensitive subject.

>> No.7296070

>>7296045
>But I'm real.
Yeah, really photoshopped.

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7296071

Nyaa~

>> No.7296081

Do i know you? GET T-T-THE FUUUUUUCK OUT

while i enjoy the company of mai waifu and my superior being.

>> No.7296094
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7296094

Who is your waifu? Why is she better than me?

>> No.7296110

>>7295968
No, you don't.
Now get out of /jp/

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>>7296110
Yes I do! I can't help it if I love you.
I just want you to love me back!

>> No.7296127

>>7296094
I love her because she knows her place and knows that when I beat the shit out of her, it is for her own good. It's 404 girl BTW.

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>>7296127
404 girl?

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>>7296094
and exactly what makes you think that i'm at your reach? and why do you love me?

this whole thread is dildos
YOU are dildosWHAT A TWIST

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>>7296136
No, the iichan 404 girl.

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>>7296143
At your reach?
If I thought you were at my reach, I wouldn't be begging for your love. I wouldn't be fighting your 2D waifu for your affection.

I love you because you're perfect for me. Sure, sometimes you might be shy or you might not want to go out, but I'm shy too. I'd rather stay in with you and cuddle. You're funny and sweet and interesting. You might not think so, but I see you for who you really are.
Why give all of that to your waifu?

>> No.7296188

if you love me so much then you'd know where i live. where i slept, what i did everyday.

i'm on to you

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>>7296188
I wish I knew where you slept.
I'd cuddle your pillows... and maybe, I'd get to feel some of the body heat you left behind when you got out of bed.

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>>7295968
>3D Girl
>Love me

Nice trolling OP.

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At this point I'm just wondering what OP is trying to accomplish with this thread

>> No.7296216
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>>7296202
I can't help it if you make me smile
Why don't you accept my love?

>> No.7296218

>>7296211
I really don't know, but it made me feel like shit.
Thanks anon, I really needed that.

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Sorry i already have a waifu, asking me to cheat on her with anyone is just rude.

>> No.7296221

>>7296211

No idea. Maybe they're really bored? I dunno.

>> No.7296225
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>>7296220
But she's not real.
She cannot appreciate your loyalty.
I can!

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>>7296218

Maybe this is just a very strange and roundabout way of trying to make us realize that there are women out there who are just as lonely and starved for love as we are

I don't know how I'd feel about meeting such a woman, though. Part of me thinks that the type of person OP is roleplaying is in equal parts sad and pathetic, as well as beautiful and endearing

It's never too healthy for someone to be so fixated on someone else, really

>> No.7296249

>>7296233

I honestly don't think this is the right way to do it, and I don't know what possesses a person to do something like this, but oh well. Not like it matters.

>> No.7296252

>>7296233
>Maybe this is just a very strange and roundabout way of trying to make us realize that there are women out there who are just as lonely and starved for love as we are
I really fail to see how a man posting pictures from tumblr proves anything.

>> No.7296279

>>7296252

Well, that's why I put the "maybe" there, Anon

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