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>> No.7292180

Because I'm homosexual.

>> No.7292181

1. why should I have a boyfriend
2. I'm not into males
3. I'm not into 3D
4. reported.

>> No.7292188
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7292188

The only guy I like lives in New York.

>> No.7292189
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7292189

>>7292174
YARANAIKA

>> No.7292196

I hate myself and can't love others.

>> No.7292211
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7292211

Because he couldn't go through with this easy-to-follow list.

>> No.7292212
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7292212

I..I dont realy like men.
I find muscles and bodyhair to be repulsive.

Besides i find it more interesting turning down females at work.
I am fairly good looking but since i have the social skills of a potato it would never have worked out anyways.
And i dont have any money to spare on someone else.

>/personal /jp/ blog end.

>> No.7292222

I hit on tripfriends through their formsprings everyday but they just blow me off.

>> No.7292225
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7292225

Tried both. Women worked out better.

>> No.7292227
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7292227

I'm really disgusting and horrible

>> No.7292240
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7292240

>>7292225
That's a bit sad Helen.

>> No.7292310

I don't like cum ;_;I tried but I hate it.

>> No.7292312

>>7292310
It means your diet is bad. Improve your diet and your cum will taste better.

>> No.7292316

Because I already have a husbando.

>> No.7292327

>>>/soc/

>> No.7292352

Because I am male.

>> No.7292354

>>7292352

Are you sure?

>> No.7292365

>>7292354
Yes.

>> No.7292381

All the guys I like are heterosexual and think penises are gross. They're still friendly with me, but they're not willing to just cuddle.

>> No.7292390

>>7292365
ITT: Bunch of creepy anons find OP's IP address and go yandere on "her", if "She" is in fact a female.
Probably not though, so instead they'll just traumatize OP.. Maybe if OP is a trap they'll do more.
Or is OP attempting some strange method to try and see if there are any women on /jp/ and if those women do exist, to see them they go about their girly non-boyfriend existance, not unlike a disgusting peeping tom drooling and breathing heavily through his fat mouth that smells of Top Ramen and Cheetos.

>> No.7292395

>>7292390
What the fuck are you going on about?

>> No.7292398
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7292398

You know the drill.

>> No.7292399

OP, I don't care if you are a man, a trap, a futa, a dickgirl or a woman at this point, nor do I care if you are ugly. Hell, I might even consider an anthropomorphic animal.
Please have sex with me. I will become your boyfriend just so I can rid myself of this lonely pathetic life I hold.

>>7292180
Wait, what?

>> No.7292401

>>7292399

Every kind of anthropomorphic animal? What about intelligent, uplifted animals that look like completely normal animals except their heightened cognitive functions?

>> No.7292406

>>7292399

I find that, despite having had no romantic relationships whatsoever, I'm still the happiest one of all the people I know. Also, the desperation part is what makes it pathetic, not the solitude.

>> No.7292540

Because being single is tops, and men are 3DPD.

>> No.7292545

>>7292540
Bumping a thread for the sole purpose of implying that you are a girl is considered bad practice on the Internet, attention whore.

>> No.7292578

I thought the general implication of this thread is that /jp/ seems to be largely populated by gay guys and bisexuals. The whole "/jp/ is the gayest board on 4chan" thing?

>> No.7292586

>I thought the general implication of this thread is that /jp/ seems to be largely populated by gay guys and bisexuals
I wouldn't see a problem with this.
Unless you guys start to make hookup threads.
That's the bottom line

>> No.7292591

>>7292578
You mean /jp/ is the most sheepest, hivemind board on 4chan.

>> No.7292598

>>7292578
Everyone's gay when it comes to fap on cute traps that look like girls with a penis. While this does speak miles about the mental state of most of the browsers, it doesn't mean most of them would seek a relationship with other males.
Also, one thread specifically cathering to a sexual orientation does not mean "/jp/ is largely populated" by them, it just means only interested people post in this thread.

>> No.7292600

because... I don't like men...

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