/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

When was the last time you left your house, /jp/?

Two months and 5 days here, still counting.

[Anonymous No.]

a few hours ago.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm outside right now at a coffee shop.

[Anonymous No.]

i was born in this house and i will die in this house.

i don't want to see the filthy outside world

[Anonymous No.]

Had to go to dentist in December

[Anonymous No.]

four hour, i needed to buy ketchup for my sausage

[Anonymous No.]

Thanksgiving I think

[Anonymous No.]

should go outside and seek help /jp/, the outside world is not so bad!

[Anonymous No.]

Two days ago.

I'm forced out of the house every two months or so.

[Anonymous No.]

I had to buy food, receive my welfare and pay for internet, so 2 days ago.

[Anonymous No.]

About 2 hours ago.

[Anonymous No.]

September...
I think

I plan on going somewhere in May though, I think I have enough time to prepare.

[Anonymous No.]

About two hours ago to eat with family.

[Anonymous No.]

Looking to get into welfare.

Any tips?

[Anonymous No.]

Yesterday, because I don't go out much but don't plan to develop some shitty disease when I get older that will prevent me from enjoying my /jp/ related hobbies.

[Anonymous No.]

A few days ago, but only to my porch. I like sitting out there when the rain is really heavy.

[Anonymous No.]

5 hours

[Anonymous No.]

2 days ago. I go to school so I don't have to pay rent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7289706
Where do you plan on going, Anon?

[Yama !XanaDuh0e2 No.]

>>7289711
Go work!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7289727
Well, an old friend bought me a ticket to an anime convention...
It might be a chance to cure my hikikomori ways, so I'll go.

27 more days...

[Kritzinger !TANs7broy. No.]

I just got back from work, I have two jobs and do about 60+ hours a week.

I pay enough in taxes to feed most of the people that have posted in this thread so far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7289734
Why are you going to a shitty anime convention? You probably know what it's going to be like.

[Anonymous No.]

I went to the store with my imouto to help her carry some things she was planing on buying, that was probably a month or so ago.

Before that, I can't recall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7289734
good luck with that, hopefully you'll meet some nice people. the only way to cure it is to just start going outside and seeing that there's no harm in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7289738
Maybe making fun of Sudo will make you feel better.

[Anonymous No.]

I have to go out rather regularly to buy fresh food supplies for myself.

[Anonymous No.]

was at school ... friday 2 weeks ago? longest time inside as of yet, I might make a good hikki yet if I manage to keep this up.

got to go shopping tomorrow tho, better wait untill shops are closing so I dont run into so many ppl =/

[Anonymous No.]

Yesterday

[Anonymous No.]

4 days ago, pretending I'd go to school

[Anonymous No.]

Seven hours ago. I went to a library.

[Anonymous No.]

I only leave the house for 10 minutes everyday to walk down to the gas station and buy more beer. If some kind of beer delivery service existed, I would never leave the house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7289841
Oh, you're such a rebel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7289877
>Ｃｏｒｅａｎ
ＳＣＵＭ　ＧＥＴ　ＯＵＴ　ＯＦ　ＪＡＰＡＮ

[Anonymous No.]

>>7289677
About 2 hours ago.

[Anonymous No.]

7 months, 16 days

Everything is delivered or handled remotely, attend an online school and manage a companies servers from home. Was going outside every day until I had a mail slot installed on my door. Don't even know where the key is honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7289917
This is what I aspire to be; I'm halfway there, kind of. Taking online classes dealing with web technologies and when I have to get a job and move out this is about what I plan to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7289917
Do you have some form of social anxiety or what?

I get severely depressed if i stay inside more than two days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7289943
I'm not him but depression can be beaten with a different outlook on life and/or meds. I do both and am fairly immune to depression.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7289821
Are you from NZ?

[Anonymous No.]

Three months. My parents are taking me out for dinner on Wednesday though for my 20th birthday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291118
I'll be 20 next year. I really hope I die before then.

[Anonymous No.]

My mom asked me to take out the trash a few days ago.

[Anonymous No.]

3 days ago... had to buy food. Normally don't go out more than once a month though.

[Anonymous No.]

Yesterday. Have to go out to buy groceries like once a week.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm sitting on my apartment balcony right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7289961
>med

Doesn't that make your head go wonky or that kind of shit ?

[Anonymous No.]

This is the first time in 20 years I've heard the word "outside" bounce within my hut. I came here 30 years ago bereft of women, fortune and pride. I stayed in this very spot and patted the ground for a good 5 years before finishing the foundations of my new life. 15 years later I've won back all my former things and I've felt certain my last 15 years would be spent in tranquility. And then the day came when you reminded me of "outside".

[Anonymous No.]

>>7289943
>Do you have some form of social anxiety or what?
Well, gee, I wonder.

The reason so many of us stay at home so long is because of severe anxiety, depression, autism, or several of the those.

[Anonymous No.]

September or October so 8 months. Get food delivered and only open my apartment door to go check the mail one/twice a month. I need to do laundry every other month which is a bitch, but I still don't need to go outside and leave the apartment complex. I'm on disability though, not working any job like that earlier guy.

[Anonymous No.]

Today. I go out a lot. I like to walk around and explore, but I don't like to talk to anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

6 months ago. I also live with my parents.

[Anonymous No.]

The longest I have went without leaving the house was maybe 7-8 months.

When I did leave, I forget the reason why but I needed my dad to drive me somewhere, I felt like I was leaving prison. Everything outside changed so much from the last memory of my city.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7289943

Anger issues actually. I get upset very easily, and I'm extremely violent when I'm upset. Coupled with my build, which is something between strong-fat and bear-mode this has caused some rather regrettable outcomes in the past. (There's an mildly incompetent grocery-store cashier walking around somewhere with one eye and a knee that will never be right again. He argued with me about a pizza being on sale.) And no medicine I've tried that didn't simply make me pass out has done anything to help.

Anyway, I really have no desire to hurt people - which I seem to do rather consistently when around them for any length of time - so I just stay at my house. Actually, I'd still be in jail if I hadn't signed an agreement to only leave for absolute necessities (work, food, etc.) - but I just don't leave at all.

Not really alone though, I have a sister who lives close by and visits most days - sometimes stays over for a few days at a time. Never really get mad at her for some reason, even though she says things I'd probably kill other people for if I could. The rest of my family's pretty much disowned me. Parents won't even return a Christmas card - don't really blame them though.

I actually enjoy living like this. I never really liked people (aside from a select few) so I don't miss seeing them - and I get all the socializing I desire on the internet (which, oddly enough, doesn't make me angry in the least - imnotevenmadbro.jpg. And working with the servers is pretty entertaining and a good challenge every now and then. I would recommend keeping at least one person close to you though - I'm not really sure what I'd do without my sister. Probably be back in jail again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7289738
get out of /jp/ normalfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291246
Very true. I learned the hard way how difficult it is to function without ANY social interaction at all. I hadn't spoken to anyone (other than myself at times) for over a year, when a cousin of mine visited me. At that point I really couldn't have cared less whether I lived or died, but once I got to talking again, my depression became somewhat manageable, at least. Anyway, what I'm trying to say is find someone to talk to, and I mean face-to-face, or at the very least over the phone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291167
no, there's some that actually help and that's why they're prescribed by professionals who know what they're dealing with. can help with anxiety, depression, phobias and all that -- give it a try it might change your life for the better.
>>7291246
got to give the meds a chance, the tiredness goes away after your body adjusts to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291315
But I don't have any friends and none of my siblings/relatives care about me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291246
>Parents won't even return a Christmas card

that would depress the hell out of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291315

I don't know why, but whenever I talk to someone my heart aches and I feel sad and bored and all sorts of negative things. Of course I don't tell anyone, but that's how it is for me. Perhaps socializing isn't for me.

[Anonymous No.]

that feel when there are 23 pizza boxes in your room

[Anonymous No.]

I went to a party with a friend last night. It sucked and I should have just stayed home and played eroge like I usually do on Friday nights.

[Anonymous No.]

about 3 hours ago, I went to the shop to buy a new razor and some soft drink

[Anonymous No.]

Medication never worked for me.

I have gone 3 months without leaving my house, talking to or seeing anyone before. It is extremely rough.

I always feel deeply depressed and lonelier after I have a good time with friends. It reinforces the fact we actually are alone at the end of the day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291329
I had depression and social anxiety, but after meds I'm not scared to talk to anyone, and everybody finds me a funny, cute guy. but I can't help with one thing... I still inside of me HATE REALLY FUCKING HATE THESE DAMNED PEOPLE

[Anonymous No.]

My parents are forcing me to get a job or get kicked out of the house.

What the hell do I do? What jobs are out there for a 20 year old dude that didn't go to college?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291359
Nothing quite like going to a party/outing and thinking about the eroge you could be playing

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291375
Warehouse work, pick a trade. You could be an electrician, they get paid heaps.

[Anonymous No.]

I just would like to post that I care about each of you and I truly hope that you find some happiness eventually. Please take care of yourselves and take small steps toward self improvement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291375
A construction yard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291375
Check craigslist, call everything. See if your parents will let you hit the gym for a few months before judgement day. Upper body strength will at the very least qualify you for landscaping jobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291375
Manual labor, retail, try to find an apprenticeship at a carpenters or some shit.

I'm going to go back to University next year while maintaining the casual job I have now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291371

That's not the problem for me. I can talk to people without fear. It just physically hurts me to do it, and it's boring. Medication hurts me physically too. I can't make friends with anyone because it feels as if everyone expects something out of me and just complains if I can't live up to it and then they try to force me to be a person I don't want to be. I can't say I dislike those people, but I don't trust anyone at all. Admittedly I share those problems too though, so I can't call myself a friend to anyone unless I get rid of my selfish desires.

[Anonymous No.]

Left the house? A few hours ago. Left my property? Almost a year.

[Anonymous No.]

Electrician? No college? I think not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291380
You too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291375

http://usajobs.gov/

Where it says "series number," type in 0085, 1801/1802, those are all government security jobs where you'll just be sitting on your ass all day making decent enough money.

Where do you live?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291329
You can't kid yourself. Humans are social creatures we need social interaction to stay happy, it's in our genetic programming. Why do you think you're on /jp/ right now? It's natural for someone with social anxiety to be extremely empathetic to the persons who you interact with.. you just need to find a way to manage those feelings and realize that it's normal for you.

>>7291369
Medication alone doesn't do the trick, you have to work towards making your life better as well. Feeling sad after hanging out with some friends is probably because you realize that it will end eventually. But you can make those happy times last longer by actually seeing them more frequently. Yeah we're alone at the end of the day, but it doesn't mean we can't enjoy the rest of the day with people who we love.

>>7291371
lol glad to hear things are working out for you.

>>7291380
I love you too Anonymous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291409

I'm honestly here because I have nothing better to do. Just bored. And complaining. Everyone feels completely different than me, nothing they talk about interests me, and they try to force their way of life and thinking onto me no matter who they are. I wish they'd stop bothering me, I just want to relax and make them realize I have nothing to offer them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291386
Learning to trust people is where you need to start. I believe it's better to allow yourself to trust someone until proven otherwise; it just opens a lot more options in terms of friendship and you'll be pleasantly surprised when you can finally find someone whom which you can trust.

People who expect too much from you can be tiresome. Some people just aren't worth becoming friends with, but with all things in life, friendship is something that requires work. You can't expect something to magically happen for you if you don't put any effort into it.

Be discerning but at the same time don't be too prude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291409
"Another illusion is that external events have the power to hurt you, that other people have the power to hurt you. They don't. It's you who give this power to them."

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Anthony_de_Mello

fucking read this NAO, he really made me a different person.
"As you identify less and less with the "me", you will be more at ease with everybody and with everything. Do you know why? Because you are no longer afraid of being hurt or not liked. You no longer desire to impress anyone. Can you imagine the relief when you don't have to impress anybody anymore? Oh, what a relief. Happiness at last!"

[Anonymous No.]

>2 months
>7 months

What do you eat?? Unless you pick at it, delivery costs can skyrocket really fast.

Go out and buy groceries, if nothing else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291388

He could attend a community college and get trained there. Do that or computer repair tech.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291420
At some places where I live if you spend over a certain amount on groceries you get free delivery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291415
I'm sure you have plenty to offer people. Sometimes an open ear and your company is often enough. You have to look for people with similar interests or expand your own. Be willing to accept other's hobbies for the sake of learning about them, who knows.. you might start to like their hobbies and interests too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291418
>>7291418
>>7291418

thanks a lot! <3

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291418
Thanks for the link Anonymous! Sounds really interesting and something that could benefit me. I'll definitely give it a look!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291428
Where in particular? I've suffered plenty of nights lately where I really need to get a store, but between all the walking and actually being out there, I can't be assed to do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291420
I eat a lot of fruit, meat, dairy, and eggs.. Lately I've bought rice and made fried rice and curry. The grocery stores are literally half a block away too. 8 month anon speaking. The prices aren't that horrible I could save some money going shopping at the store but only if I went for the special deals they have weekly. If I bulk order having it delivered isn't that bad. They've got stuff like 36 can case of dr. pepper. I'm not walking around carrying 2 of those plus a couple bags of groceries. Also, I'm not doing weekly trips, no way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291417

The problem is I really can't. Even if I were to trust them I couldn't tell them my problems since they're mine and mine alone. I can't get them to help out, they'll only hurt themselves. It's better if I get hurt for others than the other way around. I need to be stronger.

>>7291433

Not really, considering I can't do anything right. However, I still feel the need to watch over and protect people and educate them despite not knowing anything. Don't know what it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291452
I guess that makes sense. I don't really have any resources like that in my area (that I know of); just a few different stores that I'm up to half an hour away from, and without a car I can only carry so many things home with me.

One way or another I always have to go back out there every 7-10 days, which can be a pain if you just want to take it easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291463
I didn't mean the delivery services are half a block. I meant the regular grocery stores are. There is plenty of delivery services out there. Try checking up on google for ones in your area.

There is a lot of money to be made from people who want to order food but don't want to go to the store for whatever reason. It isn't in their benefit to gouge the prices that much. The delivery fee plus whatever the food cost at the store price is enough really. Depending on the store you may also choose a pick up option too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291453
>Even if I were to trust them I couldn't tell them my problems since they're mine and mine alone. I can't get them to help out, they'll only hurt themselves. It's better if I get hurt for others than the other way around. I need to be stronger.
Anime protagonists always grow out of that shitty mindset by the end of the series, and so should you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291451
In Australia. I forget the actual supermarket chain. You have to do it a few days or so in advance though if I recall correctly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291405

>usajobs

>Mine Safety and Health Assistant (OA)

Mine inspector? Nope.

>DETENTION AND REMOVAL ASSISTANT (OA)

Deporting illegals, that sounds fun.

>Transportation Security Officer (TSO)

TSA? Don't know about that one. I'm not a people person.

>United States Capitol Police Officer

I'm too fat to do something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291503
You can never be too fat to be a pig.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291490

Maybe so. I wonder when that end will be for me then. As long as what I do doesn't hurt anyone, it'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

You kids are fucking posers. I'll bet that most of you don't even shit on the floor.

[The Cosplay Cop No.]

>>7291503

FLETC will take care of the fatness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291518

What's the point of shitting on the floor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291566
Efficiency

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291566
Epic Memes is the point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291566
Are you a normal or something? Have you never thought how much time people waste in the bathroom in the course of their lives, all for the sake of keeping up appearances?

The point of shitting on the floor isn't just to show that you're "edgy" and wallow in your own filth, it's a gesture that symbolizes that you have completely rejected the chains of hypocrisy and social conditioning that once bound you in unthinking obedience to power holders and monied interests.

If you can't understand that much, there's no hope for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291584
No one but the most severe case of autism would fail to see the purpose of keeping your living area free of feces. It's not like you need the time for anything else anyway. If you're still too autism about it take your laptop to the toilet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291566
Assuming you go to the bathroom twice a day for five minutes each time, you end up spending around 5 hours a month and 60 hours a year on the toilet. In other words, every year, you waste enough time to finish 3 VN routes or 2 JRPGS on a superfluous social ritual. Only normals and retards incapable of rationality and NEETism would be that dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291615
Sweet jesus, I've never considered this rationale before. I've been doing it wrong all my life. It's time to start shitting the floor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291584

Enjoy your Salmonella and E. Coli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291615
>twice a day for five minutes each time

What the fuck?

Only 5 minutes each time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291626
best post on /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

I take my laptop into the bathroom with me when I have to sit down to do my business.

You people are either too lazy or not lazy enough.

[Anonymous No.]

Usually every week or so for groceries. Now I'm getting too scared to even do that anymore. I think I'm going to start buying food online instead.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/, please go outside.
I really think you are all cool people.
I would love to have a person in my life as awesome as any one of you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291627
Some good your "education" has been doing you, normalfag.

Protip: E coli, Dysentary etc only become a problem when shit gets into your drinking water. Because you are shitting on the floor of a room and not into your hikki hip flask, the only thing you have to deal with is the smell in summer, which is barely noticeable with some escapist immersion and Fabreeze.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291654
No one asked you faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291651
My laptop died on me today, and I lost all my neckbeard configs.

Now I have to get out of bed and use my desktop to browse /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291657
No you wouldn't I'm boring, ugly and I'm a loser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291657

Are you sure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291654
Try going everyday instead and see that nothing bad actually happens when you do it. Eventually you'll become less scared of the situation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291667
That's only how you perceive yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291658

I see you didn't cover Salmonella in your little retort there.

Guess what your gonna get when you shit where you eat. Do you wipe your ass with you hand like some third worlder too?

I know its a troll but I need someone to talk to right now.

[Anonymous No.]

I really regret starting this shitting on the floor meme, if you can even call it that.

I should've ended it at pissing.

[Y10NRDY !kxh.1oTAkU No.]

>>7291376

I got dragged to a fucking concert tonight by a friend I've known most of my life and had traveled two states to hang out with me. No way I could say no. Hoo-boy. Spent the whole night surrounded by hipsters. It was terrible.

I kept myself entertained playing the mobile versions of Gift and DoDonPachi while looking over my shoulder to make sure no one could see that I was playing the mobile versions of Gift and DoDonPachi.

[PRINNY !nLFbzB/0pw No.]

>>7291686
Think of all the people you got to shit on the floor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291677
He could be the nicest person alive and have some really interesting things to talk about
You never know 0:!

[Anonymous No.]

I left about 5 hours ago. Had to buy some new coffee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291657
Thanks... you probably deserve better than me though...

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291685
>Someone disagrees with me. Me! They must be a troll.

This is how stupid you normals appear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291694
All none of them?

99% are just posers who don't even have piss bottles or poopsocks. The whole thing started when I was shitting and somehow missed the sock, so I literally shit on the floor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291709

Define "normal?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291657
I'd love to meet you (and your pretty little organs.)
Where do you live?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291716
Why can't you accept that your pupils have surpassed you?

[Anonymous No.]

Floor shitting thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291708
nah.
I'm sure you're a neat person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291719
Connecticut
I'm pretty sure there's no one who browses /jp/ here lolol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291721
They're not my pupils, it's clearly a stand alone complex and therefore they have nothing to do with me.

[Anonymous No.]

5 hours ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291736
Can't you feel your competitive urges resurfacing as you battle your inner desire to show these floor-shitting upstarts how a master truly shits on the floor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291725
You're probably the first person who's said that to me in years... even if it's from an anon over the internet... it still means a lot to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291718
A normal is anyone that isn't NEET.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291757
NEETs can be normals too.

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7291761

This is correct.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291757

The reclusive hermit doesn't get any love...

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291761
>>7291766
You obviously don't understand what it means to be NEET if you think that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291754
aww :D
If you have IM add me 0:!
[e-mail]
last time I was out of the house was about 3 hours ago getting groceries btw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291657
>I really think you are all cool people.
You don't really believe that, do you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291757
To enter /jp/ you MUST:

1) have one of the following:

-debilitating anxiety disorder
-suicidal depression
-severe autism

2) your primary form of income must come from one of the following:
- government mental health check
- parents

3) Have not left your room for a period of no LESS than six months.
Anyone caught breaking above guidelines may be banned without warning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291781
>>7291781
Yes, I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291775
I think a lot of people get NEET and hikikomori mixed up... all a NEET is is someone who is not in education, employment, or training. (NotEducationEmploymentTraining = NEET). Hikikomori are those who never leave their houses and have profound social problems. Hence, a NEET could very well be a "normal".

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291781
/jp/ers are cool on the internet

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291735

Dude, I live in Trumbull. Where abouts are you?

[Anonymous No.]

Hmm, about a week ago. I won't be going out of the house until Tuesday, either. After that I probably won't leave until the 10th, I have a dentist appointment. Oh wait, on Wednesday I have to go and get benefits. I hate that.

[PRINNY !nLFbzB/0pw No.]

>>7291781
We all share at least one common interest if we all ended up on the same board. Someone is bound to think another /jp/ user is a cool guy and what not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291795
Voluntown, you've probably never heard of it.
Close to Griswold

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291657
I tried to meet /jp/ in real life, but they put it off. Honestly they're just slightly socially awkward with a lot of resentment towards the world, manifested in pretending to be a long term hikki, when in actuality just not being able to maintain friends or understand social contact, and an EXTREME fear of rejection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291780
I don't have IM. No real reason to get it if no one really cares about you...

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291815
man the fuck up. go outside. make someone care about you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291812
There was this guy who lived like an hours drive away who I wanted to meet, but he never bothered to e-mail me, despite promising to. I think I creeped him out, but still.
Conclusion: /jp/ers are jerks and you wouldn't want to meet them in real life, since they're exactly as normal as the normals they hate.
I was talking to these /jp/ guys online too, but I freaked out and never logged on that account again. So I'm a filthy jerk too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291815
go get one
We could be pals :D!

[Anonymous No.]

I'd probably go visit a /jp/er if I wasn't afraid of them killing me or raping my ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291806

Oh yikes, you're all the way out there.
Still, nice to know there's others that live in CT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291824
What if they looked sexy in a dress and asked nicely?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291827
Makes me kind of sad no one even knows what touhou in CT.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd be up to meeting any one of you any day. It would be nice to be able to talk to someone with the same interest.

>>7291795

I'm in Connecticut too. So you're definitely not the only one.

[Anonymous No.]

I remember when everyone made a hotmail account [e-mail] or something like that. It reminded me of the first time I used IM when I was 12 or so. We ended up playing with fonts and pretending we were power rangers because we all had different colored fonts.
Although probably many of them were people from /a/ that went astray.

I never logged in again because I hated it so much. So, no. I don't believe /jp/ers are cool dudes in any way.

[Anonymous No.]

Too bad there's only like 2 other people on /jp/ that live in Canada ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291840

I'm actually friends with quite a few people who know about touhou and what not. Come chill with us one day, we don't do much of anything.

[PRINNY !nLFbzB/0pw No.]

No one lives in Iowa. Especially shitty east side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291852
I still have my account all though I never had the balls to actually log on to IM.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291818
When I first became a worthless hikki, there was a time when I still had faith that there were people out there who we could just hang out with, and we would have fun, discuss stuff, it would be great. Then I realised I don't deserve any of that. So no, please leave me to my seclusion. I have a great social life pretending to be a girl online.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291812
>>7291818
Actual /jp/ meetup.

They do look like normals so I guess you're right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291854
>2
I'm sure there are more. Canada sucks anyways and I would rather be anywhere but here.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ - Emo/General

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291906
Haven't heard the word "emo" for a while. Haven't people moved on to hipsters by now?

[Anonymous No.]

I bet /jp/ looks a lot like this.

[Anonymous No.]

I think most /jp/edos are probably cool guys. But not all of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291911
An emo is the kind of guy who whines about how much his life sucks. It's become a total insult, really. It's the kind of person you JUST CAN'T WIN with, and they always somehow spin something to find a way to complain, they always put themselves down so you'll hug them or pity them.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhhXg9tPb4E

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291917
You mean it was a total insult 5 years ago. Now nobody uses the word.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291920
I hear it all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

I am not a shut-in, I'm forced to do things so my mom won't kick me out. And I don't have the heart to fake illness or whatever for welfare.

If I had the money, I would never leave my house. The most I've done this though is I think only a few months at a time, maybe half a year. The thing is, I'm never actually afraid of going outside or anything. I just prefer to stay indoors and use the internet, play games, read VNs, watch anime and so forth all day. So when a time comes when I need to leave the house, I just shower (often for the first time in months), make sure I have clean clothes, shave, and go.

I have no friends in real life and try to generally keep my distance from people, including my family. I really just view them as distractions.

[Necrobrotent No.]

Fucking emu kids ruining /jp/ for us hipsters.

[Anonymous No.]

I guess I'm normal to the point of being able to go outside, talk to people, etc., so the most I go without being outside is 2 days, but there's always the chance of running into someone in the shared kitchen which is my only kitchen.
I'm antisocial in the sense that I take quite a while to open up to people, and I'm rarely the one to initiate a conversation. If there are more persons in a room than me and someone else, I'm always the quiet one.

Even if I had the money to build a house of containers a bit outside of the city where I can't hear all the noise, I'd probably try to get a job of some sort. Maybe just part-time somewhere or apply for training at a bank.

I think I'd wither away if the only reason for me to go outside was grocery shopping.
If I had the money and ordered everything online, I'd have to get a maid, I think.
And at some point I'd probably start hanging out with my best friend more than maybe once a month.

The place I'll have to start with to improve my life is getting in shape, I guess.
So that'll be my summer project seeing as I won't get a job, and I don't have anything planned except for a trip to the mountains with my friend and maybe my dad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291936

This seems to the hidden average of /jp/. The guy that has to adapt somewhat and get some kind of employment or else they're getting booted out on the street by your parents.

I've been where you're at and know how you feel and it sucks, but you'll manage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291989
Yeah, I guess I (>>7291987) could fit in there as well except I don't live with my parents.

I'm a university student, and if I don't study, I get kicked out of my dorm, so the situation is somewhat comparable.
My mother told me I should think long and hard before moving back to their house if I dropped out (again).
I don't think it'll happen. At least now I'm almost done with my 3rd year of Japanese Studies compared to quitting after 5 weeks of Biomedicine.

I think an important reason for dropping out back then was the complete lack of social interaction outside classes because I lived 6 kilometers away and there were 25 people in the class which stressed me out.
Now I live 10 minutes away in the city center of the capital city (Copenhagen), and the class I'm in has dwindled down to some 5 people.
These factors and the people in the shared kitchen being nice to me help me a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

Who the fuck is actually reading these blogs? Nobody gives a fuck, your exact story has likely been told 50 times by now after all these shitty blog threads.

Someone needs to fix the leak from /a/ and /v/ before I get really frustrated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7292028
go back to /bun/, young autist

[Anonymous No.]

>>7292018
>At least now I'm almost done with my 3rd year of Japanese Studies
How are you going to get a job?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7292036
I keep asking myself that.
Even if I ever decide on getting an MA, I probably won't get a job that isn't in teaching.

My best chance of success is probably applying for training at a bank or somehow learning how to do paperwork for a company of some sort.

But I think this is the best shot I have at ever completing anything related to academics.
Choosing heart over money this time around proved to be good.

Maybe I'll never have money for a house made of shipping containers with a rooftop terrace/garden installation on top and nicely decorated rooms inside, but I'll keep hoping.

[Anonymous No.]

Yesterday when I went to a club. Almost got laid too

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291840 I live in Connecticut too. I'm in Ansonia. I thought the same thing. Now I at least know there is someone out the close browsing /jp/ right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7292854
Stupid green text... Ignore the green, just a regular post there.

[Anonymous No.]

Why don't you guys just leave the house? You don't even have to talk to anybody, it's not like people will try and start talking to you either.

[Anonymous No.]

About 6 months ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7292874
I live outside the city and have any money to go anywhere

[KING OF /jp/ !2K23m85knQ No.]

around 2 hours ago

[Anonymous No.]

A week ago. I leave my house about 3 times a year, that was one of them.

[Anonymous No.]

Wow thanks to all of you guys. :D

I just felt like my life really sucked, but reading through this thread made me feel a lot better and I will now go and wash my hair. LOL

But just one question...

I'm 26, live at my parents. I go to college about 3 times a week and I'm taking things slowly, so I will finish it about the time I'm 30 and I will hopefully move out with a somewhat decent job. Except college I go to the gym to keep my body from falling apart. Other than that, I don't leave the house and I receive money from my parents. I have no friends and apart from college, stores etc. I haven't talked to anyone in over 4 years.

Now my question is... would I still be a hiki/NEET or something?
What label would apply to me? :3

[wtH !HELLB/V.96 No.]

last time i went to HELL (therapy)

[Anonymous No.]

>>7292974
I'm being trolled in n log n time

[Anonymous No.]

6 seconds ago

[Anonymous No.]

Friday, left around 2030 and went to the local Comic shop. Decided it was a bad idea about an hour later and came back home.

[Anonymous No.]

I went to buy clothes for a job interview yesterday and now I want to cancel and go return them tomorrow.

[otoko_tenshi No.]

>>7289677
1 hour ago to see my chinese girlfriend
idk how thats gonna go in the future, but right now the only things in the world are her, my room full of /jp/ and hw and win, my communal dorm kitchen at 3am and my classrooms where none of the proles need talk to me

come at me bro
>>7292974
you are japanese
no kidding, this is what i would consider normal in japan, at worst you`re 草食系

[otoko_tenshi No.]

also, on topic. know you are loved /jp/
this is for you, check the /jp/ radio

http://skully.hopto.org/playing.php

[Anonymous No.]

>>7292974
>>7293089

This is why NEET faggotry is killing this board.

[Anonymous No.]

>implying NEET aren't the backbone of /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>7293644
You're so stupid. Some random faggot from /a/ wonders in and asks if he a NEET, and you somehow manage to think it's related to "NEET faggotry"? You stupid, dumb, scum 2hu lovers bring in more random retards than all the NEET threads combined. Oh, yeah, you also post the worst topics and use the most image macros and memes.

Shouldn't you go make "which 2hu r u fucked" thread #10293122

[Anonymous No.]

4 weeks now but I'm on holiday from uni and 2 exams coming up in June which cover 18 modules worth of stuff from 2 years and I'd like not to fail, so I am staying in and reading a lot. I tend to not leave my house other than uni or rugby training anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7291757

Spoken like someone desperately trying to fit in.

A normal is a way broader category and is somewhat subjective. For example, people who assume an internet attitude and attempts to put down others because they, themselves, have been marginalized from those they would have liked to be popular with - I consider pretty normal. Basically, they're concerned with popularity. Pretty normal.

For a 14 year old with Aspergers.

Eat a bucket of floorshit.

[Anonymous No.]

I had to leave my house this morning to help my uncle install his new "metal gate"(because he's got two dogs that would repeatedly try to climb over the old gate).

On another note, any germanfags here on /jp/ or did they all migrate to krautchan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7293644
Typical touhoushitter.