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Which Touhou would you settle down and start a family with?

>> No.7285452

All of them.

>> No.7285450

Mokou

>> No.7285455

I don't know. It's hard to choose.

>> No.7285457

I'd rather not answer that question.

>> No.7285459

>>7285450
You're one cruel evil person.

>> No.7285470

It would have to be Reimu, Marisa, Sanae or Sakuya. Otherwise the problem with marriage would be obvious, especially if you both loved each other deeply.

>> No.7285479

>>7285470
What, do the other ones have dicks or something?

>> No.7285480

Keine would make a perfect wife.

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This thread is so bad, and yet I still reply.
What have you done to me, /jp/

>> No.7285491

>>7285479
No, the others aren't human.

>> No.7285496

>>7285486

You're bored, that's why. So am I.

>> No.7285498
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>> No.7285501

>>7285491
Racist.

>> No.7285512

>>7285501
It has nothing to do with racism.

>> No.7285515
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This thread is missing something

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I don't even have to start a family.

>> No.7285518

>>7285457

>Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend
>not aya

wat

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>>7285517
She reminds me of someone.

>> No.7285526

>>7285512
He pretty much said because they're not human. That's the dictionary definition of racism.

>> No.7285529

>>7285526
Non-humans aren't even included in racism because it's a fact that human > everything else.

>> No.7285530

>>7285526
It's because the vast majority of non human Gensokyo residents would be easily capable of outliving you, as well as your children.

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>>7285515

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Always and forever.

>> No.7285581

The only person I would ever want to marry me would live for years after me so I'd rather not marry then leave her like that.

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Youkai Jesus.

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Koakuma

>> No.7285596

>>7285581

women are good at forgetting.

>> No.7285598

It's not like turning yourself into a youkai would be complicated, you know.

>> No.7285606

Tenshi

>> No.7285616

Didn't we JUST have this thread?

>> No.7285643

>>7285598
But she would live forever.

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Siki Eiki

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Marisa. Then we'd drink tea and steal stuff all day long.

>> No.7285696

I just barely had managed to stop feeling upset over the story from the last thread and now this thread reminds me of it again.
/jp/ has a conspiracy against me.

>> No.7285706

>>7285696

All individuals of /jp/ are conspiring against each other in some way.

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>>7285688
PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON
GO TO SLEEP

>> No.7285713

Patchy. She can help me become a youkai so we can watch the heat death of the universe together <3

>> No.7285728

>>7285713
Youkai are not immortal.

>> No.7285747

>>7285713

If she not burns you by the Royal Spark...

>> No.7285766

>>7285728
I think "Magician Youkai" can become immortal, though.

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If I become a youkai I'd marry Yuka. We'd genocide the mankind together.

If not.. I doubt they allow me to choose.

>> No.7285805

Kogasa.
She's a failure of a youkai, so I would try to convince her to find a new purpose in life.

>> No.7285809

The one with the best credit score.

>> No.7285812

>>7285696
>knowthatfeelblahblah

hell I even wrote an analysis of it in an attempt to make me feel better. Kinda worked

>> No.7285830

Whichever one tells me to.

>> No.7285845

>>7285812
>>7285696
Which thread was this?

>> No.7285854

>>7285845

>>7283189

>> No.7285858

I like Reimu because she is a slut like me, except she has friends. Oh god I wish I had friends too ;_;

Reimu also likes danmaku and she is kawaii. And there are lesbians in the series and that's good because I like lesbians and I will never have a girlfriend. Why am I such a loser?!

Reimu is like my dreamgirl she has a （ ´_ゝ`） face I love that. She is also nice why aren't real girls nice!? I got dumped a lot of times but I love Reimu and she wouldn't dump me because she's so nice and cool.

We would play danmaku all day and beat up lolis and other cool shit like that, and I would have sex with her because sex is so good. I wish I could have sex with a girl.

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