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Omg hai ^___^ I’m Ai-san and I absolutely luuuv @_____@ anime <3 and my fav is naurto!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^______________________________________^

When I walked onto Tokyo street =^____^=I looked up and saw…SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!!
“ KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!!” I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!!
he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< *(^O^)* *(^O^)* *(^O^)*] then I saw some baka fat bitch watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ -_____________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (òó) (òó) (òó)] so I yelled “UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT’S MY MAN WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó)” then sasuke held me close =^____^= and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (O)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became ninjas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^________<) ^_________________^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

>> No.7284033

>sushi
First result on google images. Why don't people put more effort into this?

>> No.7284044

>>7284033
you mad?

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>>7284033
>Hong Meiling 門門 !!4kI2ajBUI8D
>not in a touhou porn thread

>> No.7284055

>>7284044
I am completely and utterly buttdemolished. If I had to describe the damage level of my anus it would be a thousand times worse than what used to be on ground zero.

>> No.7284057

>>7284047
>turning a otaku general spam thread into a tripfag circlejerk
Awesome. Just what /jp/ needs more of. Quality stuff.

>> No.7284064

've figured out a simple means to reduce the amount of copy pasta on /b/. Just like 4chan scans for duplicate images, it can also scan for duplicated text. If you try to submit a post that contains 98% of the same text as some other post, then it can reject your post as copy pasta. This will force stupid 4channers to be more original.

>> No.7284068

I don't want to make a new thread just to ask this question so I'll make use of this one and post it here:

Does anyone have this chart saved?
http://archive.easymodo.net/jp/thread/7223772#p7228797

>> No.7284069

Thanks for contributing.

>> No.7284073

HAHAHAHA
YOU THINK YOURE THOUGH UH ?
I HAVE ONE WORD FOR YOU
THE FORCED ISOLATION OF THE HIKKI
GET IT ?
I DONT THINK SO
YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT MY WAIFU I GUESS ?
SHES 2D
AND IS NAMED ``ALICE
OK YOU FUQIN ANGERED AN EXPERT NEET
THIS IS /jp/
YOU ARE ALLOWED TO POST HERE ONLY IF YOU HAVE ACHIEVED RONERY
LONELINESS IS ALL ABOUT ``ABSTRACT BULLSHITE THAT YOU WILL NEVER COMPREHEND
I HAVE 1CC'D EVERY TOUHOU
IF ITS NOT DONE YOU HAVE TO
TOO BAD IT'S SHIT, RIGHT?
IT'S SHIT
ALSO
WELCOME TO /jp/
EVERY NORMAL WILL BE SHUNNED
NO EXCEPTION

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>>7284055
>>7284033
No, Hong, get out of this thread! Save yourself!

>> No.7284098

>>7284073
HAHAHAHA
YOU THINK YOURE THOUGH UH ?
I HAVE ONE WORD FOR YOU
THE FORCED INDENTATION OF THE CODE
GET IT ?
I DONT THINK SO
YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT MY OTHER CAR I GUESS ?
ITS A CDR
AND IS PRONOUNCED ``CUDDER''
OK YOU FUQIN ANGERED AN EXPERT PROGRAMMER
THIS IS /prog/
YOU ARE ALLOWED TO POST HERE ONLY IF YOU HAVE ACHIEVED SATORI
PROGRAMMING IS ALL ABOUT ``ABSTRACT BULLSHITE'' THAT YOU WILL NEVER COMPREHEND
I HAVE READ SICP
IF ITS NOT DONE YOU HAVE TO
TOO BAD RUBY ON RAILS IS SLOW AS FUCK
BBCODE AND ((SCHEME)) ARE THE ULTIMATE LANGUAGES
ALSO
WELCOME TO /prog/
EVERY THREAD WILL BE REPLIED TO
NO EXCEPTION

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>> No.7284228

>>.7284098
HAHAHAHA
YOU THINK YOURE THOUGH UH ?
I HAVE ONE WORD FOR YOU
THE FORCED COPYING OF TEXT
GET IT ?
I DONT THINK SO
YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT MY OTHER POST I GUESS ?
ITS A KOPIPE
AND IS PRONOUNCED ``COWPEPAY''
OK YOU FUQIN ANGERED AN EXPERT COPY-PASTER
THIS IS /jp/
YOU ARE ALLOWED TO POST HERE ONLY IF YOU HAVE ACHIEVED SATORI
COPY-PASTING IS ALL ABOUT ``DATA BUFFERSE'' THAT YOU WILL NEVER COMPREHEND
I HAVE READ EVERY KOPIPE
IF ITS NOT DONE YOU HAVE TO
TOO BAD READING IS SLOW AS FUCK
CTRL-C/CTRL-V AND SELECTION/MIDDLE-CLICK ARE THE ULTIMATE COMMANDS
ALSO
WELCOME TO /jp/
EVERY THREAD WILL BE SPAMMED
NO EXCEPTION

>> No.7284231
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Omg (″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Im Anonymous and I absolutely luuuv ಠ_ృ Fourchan ( ﾟ 3ﾟ)~♪ and my fav is the anime and yuri boards!!!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot waifu illya!! ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━━━━ OMFGZ SHE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN moe IN PERSON!!! Supa moe desu!!!!!!!! ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━━━━ｯ!

When I walked onto Tokyo street looked up and saw&ILLYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━━━━ｯ!!!!

KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA MOE ILLYA-CHAN!!!!! I yelled then she turned tsuntsun then deredere!!

she looked at me (｡◕‿‿◕｡) and then he saw how hot I am ( ≖‿≖) she grabbed my hand and let me knead her delicious flat chest (´・ω・)つ|・・|then pulled me behind a coffee shop （￣へ￣） and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HER TOUNGE TASTED LIKE SNOW!!! RLY!! (″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ （￣へ￣） (″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━━━━ｯ then I saw some baka fat bastard watching us and I could tell he was undressing her with his eyes!!!!!!! （￣へ￣）; OMG I COULDNT BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ] so I yelled UH UH BAKA NEKO THATS MY GIRL WHY DONT YOU GO HOOK UP WITH TAIGA CAUSE ILLYA-CHAN LOVES ME!!! ಠ_ృ then illya held me close (｡◕‿‿◕｡) and said she would only ever love me!!!!!!!! an guess wat!!!!!! she let me knead her again!!!!!!! ** (´・ω・)つ|・・| then we went to her apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became holy grails!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━━━━ｯ

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whee eyem buck nekkid xDD

>> No.7284249

>>7284098
> >>>/prog/
is that like "Barcade" ??

>> No.7286066

>>7284064
wouldn't work because simple sentences are repeated over and over for different discussions, eventually we'd have to type full length paragraphs just to paraphrase lol because.

>> No.7286078

It's like I'm really on ascii art farts

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