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There is a spider in your pocket.

>> No.7281795

jokes on you, im not wearing clothes

>> No.7281802
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Is it?
And will you squish it?

>> No.7281803

I don't like spiders. Unless they look like little girls. They don't though.

>> No.7281805

I know I'm saving it for later

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>>7281792

Always

>> No.7281814

Does whatever a spider can.
Can she liquefy your guts and lay eggs on your chest?
Take a look
Overhead
Here comOH GOD NO STOP

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>>7281803

Depends.
Remember that friendly house spider pic?

>> No.7281826

>>7281814
> lay eggs on your chest
does this actually happen in any of the touhou games?

>> No.7281828

>>7281821

No. I hardly remember anything.

>> No.7281836

>>7281826
The closest is Yamame being eaten by her children.

>> No.7281841

>>7281828

Cute little spidergirl sitting on a wall holding a fly in her mouth.
Will post if I find it.

>> No.7281844

>>7281826
Only if you lose against her, and she's just a stage one boss, so no, it never happens.

>> No.7281857
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ITT: The best character in SA.

>> No.7281863

>>7281802
You called me in here in the middle of the night to come intro your room and destroy life?

Is this what they teach you in sunday school?

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>>7281863

But Anon, it's gross! It's got a million legs! A billion eyes! A trillion legs!

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>>7281863

But Anon, it's gross! It's got a million legs! A billion eyes! A trillion eggs!

>> No.7281946

>>7281881
Helen its not disgusting, its just reality. Take a deep breath and appreciate life.

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>>7281946

Thanks, Anon, now I see. Maybe she's got a family.

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Hey bro, pass me the controller

>> No.7282937

>>7281792
>There is a spider in your pocket.
And it's happy to see you.

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I wonder to give her a hug.

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And by wonder I meant want.

What the fuck.

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>>7281795
It is in a pocket of fat on your stomach.

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>>7286706

>spidertits

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>>7282915

>> No.7286729

>>7281881
>A trillion eggs!
Relax, guys, I've got this.

>> No.7286734

>>7286723
god god Im scared
I don't wanna look under my desk

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>>7286734
>god god Im scared
>I don't wanna look under my desk
Don't worry, you don't have to look under your desk.
You might want to check the back of your chair, though, FYI.

>> No.7286761

>>7286734

Glad I don't live in a place where spiders get even close to that big. I'd run like crazy. I hear there are gigantic earthworms somewhere too. It's as if nature is trying to scare me.

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>>7286734

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NOPE.

I would remove my pants and turn them on fire while hammering like mad said pocket.

Fucking spiders in my country can teleport and are very poisonous.

>> No.7286774

>>7286723
Dude, fuck you and your nightmare fuel. And I won't be able to fap either thinking a spider can jump on my dick at a moment's notice.

>> No.7286779

>>7286773

what...the...fuck...the wall spontaneously gives birth to a spider

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>>7286773

WHAT THE FUCK?!

>> No.7286784

>>7286723
Oh christ from the thumbnail I thought it would be a colony of tiny ones NOT ONE SINGLE ONE

>> No.7286785

>>7286773
HOLY FUCK
TELEPORT SPIDER

>> No.7286788

>>7286773
Australia?

>> No.7286793

>>7286779
Nah, the spider walked through the wall, like a ghost or that one girl in the X-Men.

>> No.7286794

>>7286785
Oh teleport spider, you've teleported into my heart

OH GOD GET IT OUT I CAN FEEL IT OBSTRUCTING VALVES ESSENTIAL TO BLOOD CIRCULATION

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>>7286788


IT'S A TRAP

>> No.7286796

God damnit, now I need more cute Yamame pics like >>7282915 to counter shit like >>7286723 and >>7286773. You guys are making me terrified of her.

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>>7286773
I know how you feel.

>> No.7286806

>>7286723

holy shit

>> No.7286809

>>7286794
teleport spider, teleport spider
does whatever a teleport spider does
spins a web, on your ass
now its crawling, on your back
look out, THERES A SPIDER ON YOUR BACK

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>>7286796

Wings are playing right now. Don't expect much.

>> No.7286812

When I did land conservation and maintaining the environment as volunteer work you'd come home with spiders and ticks in your hair and clothes. It made me sad.

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>>7286784

A colony of huntsman spiders isn't very ideal either

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This is silly. Spiders don't need glasses.

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>>7286796
>You guys are making me terrified of her.
That's silly. There's no reason to be frightened.

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Spiders don't need to go to school.

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>>7286796
ok, ok, goddamn.

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This is silly. You're silly.

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>>7286844

Saw that coming from a mile away, man.

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It's only natural to see things coming when you have so many eyes.

>> No.7286858

>>7286856

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YMPAH67f4o

>> No.7286861
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And this is why you never kill a spider:
Translation:
*Watching something on youtube*

OH MY GOD! SWEETHEART, COME HERE, THERE IS A ENORMOUS SPIDER HERE!

KILL IT!!!!!
DON'T WORRY, DEAR...

Flee buddy!

*Some months later*

I heard some noise, go check it!
Ok,ok...

Raise your hands!

But...what happened?

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>>7286844

I see the mutation therapy is proceeding as planned

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You looked, Junker.

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Yamame is not a dog.

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>>7286867
That reminded me of Planetarian.

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Quit showing your porn to spiders.

>> No.7287013

>>7286761
>gigantic earthworms

There are a lot of those, Microchaetus rappi gets to about 6,7 meters. Deep sea annelids are the best worms though, and of those, syllids are particularly interesting. Instead of bothering with mating directly (which in the related family Nereididae involves extreme modifications to allow effective swimming/mate search, and eventually the worm's body bursts to allow the release of gametes.) those grow a seperate mating body, termed a stolon or epitoke, within which sperm or eggs can be dumped. Those "worm funnels" are eventually sent swimming to the surface, where they meet in swarms and reproduce while the main body of the syllid remains safe. It goes without saying that unlike Qubeley or Nu Gundam, syllids don't come equipped with Psycommu, so stolons often feature eyes or chemical signalling systems that allow them to recognize other stolons of the opposing gender and mate independently of the main body. You could imagine it as your penis growing eyes (and a brain) and swimming away so that it can reproduce, while you remain in your home's comfort.

Syllis ramosa takes this system a step further by producing numerous lateral branches, each of those diverticula in turn capable of spawning their own reproductive buds to release - the worm has become a reverse hydra with one head and multiple tails. This syllid lives inside a glass sponge host, which might be the driving factor behind the network of branches it produces, for this allows it to spread into the fiberglass-like mesh of the hexactenellid skeleton (this also makes it difficult to remove it without damage, for the already fragile animal is rooted deep inside the sponge.) It should also be noted that while worms of subfamily Autolytinae consistently produce stolons of the same gender as the main worm, those of subfamily Syllinae, to which this branched syllid belongs, can switch stolon genders once in a while, producing both male and female mating bodies.

>> No.7287018

>>7287013
So you could think of it as being the pale glass sponge girl, halfway encased in the rigid, crystalline lattice of your spicules and consequently unable to move around well (smaller sponges are generally more flexible and fragile, but their skeleton later fuses together into a reinforced structure.) Eventually, a little syllid girl would settle in the numerous channels that compose your sponge half, and you'd get to act her parent or elder sister, teaching her the ways of sessile life (hexactenellids are the least mobile sponges, and that's saying quite a bit.) and ensuring that she develops as a well-educated, proper young lady. Of course, as you'd be the sole influence over her, she'd see you as a role model and later bud into an elegant little lesbian, her sisterly affection for you eventually changing into romantic feelings. Since no /jp/ user would refuse her "adopted" little sister, you'd then become a couple, with her taking a more active role in your relationship due to your obvious problems with mobility. As you'd be her admired elder sister, she'd constantly strive to act as a girlfriend befitting you, earnestly doing her best and using both her young woman and branched polychaete halves to better serve as your lover.

Since your protective armor would constrain your growth you'd still be a flat-chested little girl despite being much older than her, but by this time she'd have developed into a cute young maiden, rubbing her full breasts against your washboard chest and pushing her slender fingers in your maidenhood every night while her chaetae brush against the inner walls of your sponge half and the branches of her annelid side slide across your body, uniting herself with you in a manner human couples cannot hope to. And after she climaxes while repeatedly calling your name and confessing her love to you, she'd fall asleep in your arms, and you'd get to gently pat her head until you too fall asleep.

>> No.7287034

>>7287018
Breaking this pattern would be the times that her stolons break off, though she'd be so devoted to you that she'd instead of sending them to the surface to mate (I suppose a syllid monstergirl would be able to control her stolons, unlike the worms themselves) she'd use them to service you, her epitoke "tentacles" softly rubbing against your small body until they release their share of gametes. As you're not a syllid, you wouldn't be able to reproduce with her, but she'd nonetheless be overjoyed that you'd accept to connect with her in this manner, and you'd live like this for centuries in each other's constant embrace, her syllid body inseperably connected to you. Hexactenellid sponges are symbols of union until death, after all (though this is not because of syllids but wedding shrimps (family Spongicolidae) found in pairs in those sponges. The shrimp pair eventually grows too large to leave the sponge and live together until one of them dies, so glass sponges with a pair of those shrimps in them are considered good wedding gifts)

Anyhow, sorry for not-spiders in a spider thread. Here's a good video of a jumping spider mating ritual to compensate! The courter is male, and has no idea that the female isn't in any condition to respond (she was anesthetized, if I recall.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D92AUXhYZ0M

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>>7286723

He appears to be climbing into an F-22, only to be flying an F-16 in the next panel, and finally dropping the bomb from an F-15 in the next.

Magic?

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Trap door spiders: Nature's NEET

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I'd trap her door.

>> No.7288003

>>7287034

Holy crap, that must be an ultra-sensitive mic.

>> No.7288004

>>7287034
He seems quite desperate at the end.

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>>7287968

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>> No.7289248
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Okay, let's try it again.

>> No.7289269

This is a brown recluse spider.

Bites cause necrosis and possibly necessitate amputation.

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Too bad the best doujin about her has already been made. pic unrelated

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Yep.

>> No.7289529

>>7289507
I dunno I enjoyed disease woman's story for the story and art but Wriggle chuudoku makki shoujou was kinda hot. That being said she needs more doujins.

>> No.7289543

>>7281814
But that doesn't even fit the rhythm...

>> No.7289551

Spiders are a no.

But arachnegirls are moe.

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Do you think if you lived with an arachnegirl, and you killed a spider in front of her, would she get mad?

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>> No.7289561

>>7289554
I dunno, how would you feel if I murdered an orangutan in front of you?

>> No.7289568

>>7289561

Well, I don't know about a monkey, but I'd probably be upset if it were a puppy.

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>>7289559

What just happened there? Darth Yamame?

>> No.7289602

>>7289574

Probably gave her some fast acting disease. Yamame would be pretty overpowered without spellcard rules.

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Do you think they are saying goodbye or inviting you to their pajamas sleepover?

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>>7289574
She's done hayfever before maybe she can do suffocation by swelling of the throat.

>> No.7289644

>>7289629

That was the coolest Yamame depiction I've ever seen.

>> No.7289646

>>7289561
>I dunno, how would you feel if I murdered an orangutan in front of you?
Not that anon, but I don't think I'd care too much.
Although it's preferable to simply catch orangutans and release them in a garden. They're good at fending off harmful pests.

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>>7289248

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Postan some Yamame in hopes of attracting spiders to my room to get rid of the asshole bug that's sucking my blood while I sleep, YEAH!

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Yamame is so great.

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>>7289709

I like her a bit, sure.

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This one's pretty neat.

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>>7289777

Spider butt.

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>>7289782
Delicious spiderbutt.

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>>7289791

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>>7289798

That chest looks weird. Like the artist was giving her cleavage but just gave up halfway through and now she only has one giant boob with a small fold in it or something.

>> No.7291649

excellent

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>>7291649

I take it you want more spiders.

>> No.7292725

>>7291674
yes.

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>>7292725

Okay.

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Liquefied human organs please, on the rocks.

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It wasn't a very good day today. The spider probably won't help but there's nothing else to do.

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That's nice.

>> No.7295424

>>7295302
SO!
if i will jump from a veery tall building..will some spiderbros jump with me just to be 3 feet away from me?

dont know if want

>> No.7295454

>>7295302

yea...but the real questions is; how close is the average person to a cute spider loli?

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>>7295424

go ahead and jump in bro, we'll catch ya

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>>7295454

Not ever near enough.

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>> No.7295483

That's not a spider, baby!

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>>7295483
Oh, you.

>> No.7295519

>>7295302
This is why textbooks aren't even worth reading. I sometimes allow spiderbros to live if they stay away from me, but they're not within 3 feet.

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>>7295302
I wish there was that many of them. Cleaning up bird shit is really becoming a pain in the ass.

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>>7281857
Only the demo characters are good, really.

>> No.7295552 [DELETED] 

Normal spiders like to go all scumbag Steve up in my house and walk around everywhere on the walls and ceiling, making me nervous. I squash normal spiders

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>>7295552
What do you do with the abnormal ones?

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Don't mind the bucket.

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Don't mind the lack of a bucket.

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>>7295576

Nice follow-up, Anonymous.

>> No.7295598

Is there such a thing as a WrigglexYamame h-doujin ? I don't even care if it's not translated.

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I'm trying to love spiders, but I can't bring myself to do it. They're so scary.

>> No.7295609

Nothing has a lower lewdness to arousal ratio than a bare back.

>> No.7295611

>>7295598
Yes there is, and it's even been translated!

http://depositfiles.com/en/files/42hmqnse7

>> No.7295619
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Long Yamame is loooooooooong.

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>>7295603
Spiders don't attack rivers and they only bite humans in self defence. No wonder you're afraid of them, you're being fed anti-arachnid propaganda

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Spiders are totally harmless. If I had a kid, I would let it play with spiders.

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Yamame is not a cat.

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Something tells me I should bump.

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>>7295901

Good instincts.

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THERE'S A SPIDER ON YOUR BACK!

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>>7295948
You're a month late!

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Yep.

>> No.7298223 [SPOILER] 
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classiest touhou

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Looks like the spider thread's back.

>> No.7299800 [DELETED] 

>>7298223
I can't fap to that.

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>>7299800

You mean you want to have sex with spiders?

>> No.7299825 [DELETED] 

>>7299819
If they look like Yamame, why not?

>> No.7299829

>>7299819

You really seem to like this artist don't you?

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>>7299825

I'm just pulling your leg, Anonymous.

>> No.7299842

>>7299829

It has a certain charm to it, yes. Simple and cute. I wish there was more, really.

>> No.7299872

>>7299830
>>7299746
>Post thread related content.
>sage

Haha oh wow hidden thoughtful trolling

>> No.7300059

>>7299872
Somebody's going to have to call you a retard eventually, so it might as well be me.

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>>7302618

You seem to really like spiders.

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>>7302642

>>7289709

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>>7302704

She's kind of neat, yeah.

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>>7295302
most people are closer to 6 feet away from a spider right now.

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>>7302757

Small city or big spider? You decide.

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Spiders are your friends, /jp/

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Oh shit

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>>7302993
>>7303032

Stop that.

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You wouldn't use Kisume's bucket to fuel your artificial sun.

>> No.7304991

I know there are no spiders in my pocket because my room is bug-free. Unless there are microscopic ones around.

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>>7304956

To be honest, I might, since Kisume's pretty low on the care-o-meter for me.

If Yamame asked me not to, though, I definitely wouldn't do it.

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