/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

You aren't alone and useless, /jp/.

At least your organs can be sold.

[Anonymous No.]

Me? Give my organs? Ha!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7267666
Well you're wrong there, I can't even donate blood due to mad cow disease risk.

[Anonymous No.]

That image scares me in many ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7267677
You're just afraid of women, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7267672
He means, after you're dead.

[Anonymous No.]

I plan on dieing a bloody, violent death.

An Honorable death.

I wonder what will happen to my organs then. Lost forever on some far away, forgotten battlefield.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7267686
>implying I'm not immortal

[Anonymous No.]

>>7267686
I'll go out with a bang.

[Anonymous No.]

>/jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>7267701
That's true and I don't even care anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7267701
Yes, and I don't really care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7267696
They can still get your organs, it's not like you can say NO or anything once you've passed away.

[Anonymous No.]

After /jp/ dies not even those will be worth anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7267708
>>7267704
It's not tue.
We will always have at least each other.

>>7267713
But isn't that illegal?
Also I think that when he "goes out with a bang" his organs will be.....unuseable

[Anonymous No.]

>Implying I'm not going to hook myself up to a killswitch that upon my death will activate several cobalt bombs spread through the world

[Anonymous No.]

>>7267717
I hope I'm not the only one that sleeps like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7267713
Except it's illegal here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7267717

That's so sad. What kind of life could he have lead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7267717
easymodo/jp/thread/6981556

Do you have rest of the photos?
If yes, please upload them or post here, PLEASE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7267677
I agree. She reminds me of a predatory tunicate, ready to devour any man within her grasp.

Except predatory tunicates are rather cute, I'd rather be eaten by one than putting up this abomination. I suppose she'd work like Kenkou Cross' sea slime, looking like a cute little girl and wearing nothing but a transparent skirt that fully displays her flat chest and undeveloped body. Of course, if you try to approach her, her skirt (actually a part of her body) would clamp around your lower half and she'd expertly stimulate your penis with her legs until you come, the undulations of her transparent dress pumping the semen you have released towards her tight loli vagina where her slimy, gelatinous body would absorb your seed.

Now I do want to be eaten by a predatory tunicate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7267738
I always enjoy your posts Biologist anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7267666

No they can't...

>>7267717

This is the end for all of us....

[Anonymous No.]

Thanks to the diseases I have, they can not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7267821

Fucking-a; are we all sick and dying or something? I thought I was the only one in terrible shape with immunological issues raping my body from the inside out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7267738

[Anonymous No.]

>>7267666
>>7267844
lol
open these pics in two tabs then keep switcing between them
lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>7267738

...More please?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7267856
LMAO ROFFLES UBERLULZ

[Anonymous No.]

>>7267862
i knew youd understand

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>7267738
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[Anonymous No.]

>>7267878
I got a boner.

[Anonymous No.]

animated

[Anonymous No.]

>>7267883
yessssssss

[Anonymous No.]

>>7267878
Boner Status: Engaged

[Anonymous No.]

Eww... real women...

I don't care if I'm completely useless. It's preferable to being depended on, because this way you have no chance of failure.

And I'll never allow anyone to touch my organs, thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

So many summerfriends.

[wtH !HELLB/V.96 No.]

>>7267883