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7258317 No.7258317 [Reply] [Original]

So here's the dealio.
Your waifu appears before you and says that if you can have sex with her for 10 minutes without cumming, she'll be your loyal wife forever.
However, if you can't, she turns you into MODOK (pic related) but in appearance only. You also forget that you ever had sex with her and your dick falls off.

Do you take her up on her offer or are you too weak?

>> No.7258325
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7258325

foreplay

and why would i like to have sex with my waifu i mean i'm unclean and worthless for her, and i'm not going to cheat by saying yes.

>> No.7258326

There's no grounds for what exactly constitues as "sex". If I move once every minute does that count? Maybe just leave my pecker inside?

If you're going to create a shitty thread please considerate how you do it.

>> No.7258334

>>7258326
I think part of the idea would be that she would try to make you cum.

>> No.7258341
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7258341

Drink a ton of alcohol, as that dulls the feeling of sex and makes it harder to cum

As for what constitutes sex, foreplay for 6 minutes if it counts, just bang if it doesnt. see previous.
Also, I'm sure most of us in /jp/ are expert masturbaters, even our tight waifus probably aren't as good or as fast as we are by ourselves, I'm sure most of us could hold out.

>> No.7258343

>>7258341
Even being an expert, it takes me like 2 hours. I'm not sure my waifu could ever make me come.

>> No.7258348

Amphetamines turn my dick into a BATTLE AXE so this should not be a problem.

>> No.7258350

>>7258343
you're either not an expert or you pump yourself full of sedatives before you fap.

>> No.7258358

>>7258334
Why? Does she want to be turned into a "MODOK"?

>> No.7258367

>>7258350
Is doing it while drowsy before bed really the reason?

>> No.7258372

>>7258334
Why would she be trying to make me cum in this situation if she loves me?

>> No.7258400

>>7258372
YOUR WAIFU IS NOT REAL

IF SHE WAS REAL SHE WOULD H(ry

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